Not sure I can overstate John McCain’s importance to how I think about things politically. I don’t necessarily share all his views, but his willingness to put his own code over pre-defined party views helped a young me realize that internal values are the rule, not the exception
The makeup of the fried rice in my lunch today
Rice: duh Carrots: of course Onions: yum Peas: Ok Tomatoes: huh? Green beans: what? Lima Beans: I’m being actively trolled
This is what Southwest first class looks like
Our STL-LAS flight just got pushed back an hours. AMA
This is what happens when you’re in St. Louis and you get to the airport two hours early
At 18 hours and 45 minutes long, it’s the longest flight in the world and it’s not even really that close.
Y’all. Julie just let me book us on that Newark to Singapore nonstop flight
If this flight coming to DCA is truly en route, Baby Vale would like to know why our departure time keeps getting pushed back
Happy that my shirt and pants can clean up for the guy who shaved his beard on the metro
Commercials shouldn’t be allowed to have crying babies while baby Vale is napping
Twitter poll: we’re getting a new car in a few days, should the first album we listen to be:
[] Lorde’s Melodrama [] just not get the new car
tfw you tweet about a ceiling leak before telling your bae, but she’s subscribed to your feed
You, an ill-informed person: I can’t believe they haven’t picked up your trash, yet
Me, a well-informed person: they’ve picked up my trash, but now there’s water leaking from my ceiling and I’d rather go back to not having the trash picked up
The people: Did you really just want to come back to mention that the trash hadn’t been picked up and there are dirty diapers in it?
Me: yes
Put the trash out on Sunday night and it still hasn’t been picked up. I can almost smell the dirty diapers from inside the house
Y’all mind if I start writing stuff on here again?
(That movie was Hereditary and thanks to iTunes $5 horror movie sale, I now own It Follows, Let the Right One In, Cabin in the Woods, and Jurassic Park)
The best kind of movies are the kind that make you want to go home and watch eight more
Y’all. I’m about to see 2001 on the biggest screen I’ve ever seen. Like I’m kind of worried that it’s too big
If someone tells you I edited a photo and the black point is <.50, you can tell that person that they are a liar.
What’s the point of TV if Brooklyn Nine-Nine isn’t on it?
Brides!!
Married!
It’s only official when you sign
(That’s right, I have vacations todo items. Didn’t you notice that big ‘3’ badge on Things?)