• My gym is only three blocks away, so I usually jog there to warm up, even if it’s single digits out (like today). When I got there today, I thought to myself: “I came to the gym to run, I feel good now, I’ll just keep going outside until I get cold, then circle back to finish up”

  • My gym is only three blocks away, so I usually jog there to warm up, even if it’s single digits out (like today). When I got there today, I thought to myself: “I came to the gym to run, I feel good now, I’ll just keep going outside until I get cold, then circle back to finish up”

  • When people told me that parenthood meant doing a ton of laundry, I thought they meant a ton of baby laundry

  • When people told me that parenthood meant doing a ton of laundry, I thought they meant a ton of baby laundry

  • Person tuning into Crazy-Ex Girlfriend for the first time last night:

    “I was on the fence when the lead character threatened suicide, but by the time they sang a song about healthy sperm, I knew we had a winner on our hands!”

  • Person tuning into Crazy-Ex Girlfriend for the first time last night:

    “I was on the fence when the lead character threatened suicide, but by the time they sang a song about healthy sperm, I knew we had a winner on our hands!”

  • The Venn diagram of people who watch Fortitude and people who would actually live in an Arctic town is pretty much just me

  • The Venn diagram of people who watch Fortitude and people who would actually live in an Arctic town is pretty much just me

  • I’ve been getting a ton of questions recently about credit card points and airline miles. I really should just write a long explainer to point people to.

  • I’ve been getting a ton of questions recently about credit card points and airline miles. I really should just write a long explainer to point people to.

  • Just to be clear: I don’t think the Cardinals should or will go to eight years. It’s a Hail Mary from Boras to get things moving.

  • Just to be clear: I don’t think the Cardinals should or will go to eight years. It’s a Hail Mary from Boras to get things moving.

  • There is zero doubt in my mind that Scott Boras leaked Eric Homser’s 7 year, $147 million offer from the Royals to get the Cardinals to go 8 years

  • There is zero doubt in my mind that Scott Boras leaked Eric Homser’s 7 year, $147 million offer from the Royals to get the Cardinals to go 8 years

  • I’m finally going to finish Buffy the Vampire Slayer tonight. Only twenty years too late

  • I’m finally going to finish Buffy the Vampire Slayer tonight. Only twenty years too late

  • Happy 10th birthday, baby Bella! Here’s to ten more! t.co/aOCtSys0Z…

  • Happy 10th birthday, baby Bella! Here’s to ten more!

  • I deserve credit for this too as that I took several flights and lived t.co/5lleFUd5v…

  • Looks like @julesmcclure will start with episode 2 t.co/Ttnr270At…

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