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: Ted Lasso, Season 3: the show still hits all the beats you want, but with more seams showing. A …

: Updated because someone forgot to include the new season of “I Think You Should Leave” …

: Current Things: June 2023 Currently Reading I read a book this month! But I really need to start Sea of Tranquility! …

: Yellowjackets, Season 2: the show remains delightfully uneven and I’m beginning to think …

: Watching the Cards/Royals game this afternoon. A shot of Arlington National Cemetery comes up and …

: Succession, Season 4: there’s always another move to be made

: Another month with the solar panels making more energy than we used. It’s a bit unintuitive, but …

: Paid for two new Mac apps this weekend (upgraded to Mars Edit 5 and lifetime unlock for Photomator …

: This is such a blow to what was a good option for getting to Europe from the U.S. It’s what we used …

: Man, this brings me back to college and drinking a ton of Pepsi to get free iTunes downloads (Last …

: Happy Zelda day to all who celebrate!

: Non-ironically excited about my cross-country flight home today. Not sure when else I’d get five …

: Finished reading: Alexandra Petri’s US History: Important American Documents (I Made Up) by …

: Weirdly enough I’m the only person who brought a book to this ribs joint

: Work trip out west this week— drove through the Mojave Desert today!

: The Mandalorian, season 3: I thought all season that the show just didn’t remember why …

: Currently reading: Alexandra Petri’s US History: Important American Documents (I Made Up) by …

: Not sure how I scored this, but Alexandra Petri’s new book is ready for me to pick up at the …

: Current Things: May 2023 Currently Reading Still nothing! But I really need to start Sea of Tranquility! Currently Watching …

: It’s that time of year when the solar panels produce more energy than we use! It’s …

: Would love to see this. The convenience of DCA can’t be overstated New coalition pushes for …

: I vastly prefer to work from home than go into the office, but it’s nice to change things up …

: Capitol Hill is a fun* run *objects in mirror may be less fun than they appear

: Ugh, stopped my watch too early and recorded my run at 3.99 instead of 4.00 miles. Definitely not …

: Star Trek: Picard: in a show that exists purely for nostalgic reasons, it finally remembers what we …

: One of these days I’ll remember that it’s Mastodon with two Os instead of Mastadon with …

: Beau is Afraid: it’s not only beau

: Beau Is Afraid, 2023 it’s not only beau

: Black Panther: Wakanda Forever: what an emotional mess of a movie. It wasn’t great at a lot, …

: Black Panther: Wakanda Forever, 2022 What an emotional mess of a movie. It wasn't great at a lot, but it deserves a lot of credit for …

: I put bourbon instead of tequila onto the margaritas if you were wondering how today is going

: Hoping for some rain tonight! The solar panels are coated in pollen!

: Ran across someone at work yesterday who has a last name that matches one of my text shortcuts and …

: Sura for Julie’s birthday!

: The Super Mario Bros. Movie: Worth the price of admission for a couple of soulful Jack Black ballads

: The Super Mario Bros. Movie, 2023 Worth the price of admission for a couple of soulful Jack Black ballads

: I like to use my Current Things page as a monthly snapshot of what I’m consuming and the …

: Bumpy ride into STL, storms all day, and the Cards lost bad, but…I got to ride three trains, drink …

: I swear I’m not gonna liveblog this game, but had to let everyone know that Nolan Gorman has Nelly …

: Alright folks, time to shut it down. Simba Cam has won the greatest thing at the ballpark

: First time at Busch since the pandemic. Great to be back!

: My parents had an extra ticket and I found a cheap last-minute fare, so took an early flight to St. …

: Early flight heading to STL

: Oh man, a replica of the old 930 club is opening next month by doing 44 shows this summer for $44 …

: Current Things: April 2023 Currently Reading Still nothing! But I really need to start Sea of Tranquility! Currently Watching …

: Tetris: if you can suspend an L-shaped block’s worth of disbelief, there’s a lot of fun …

: Tetris, 2023 If you can suspend an L-shaped block's worth of disbelief, there's a lot of fun to be had here

: How it started/how it’s going, etc.

: Yesterday’s Cardinals v. Blue Jays game was fun to watch even though the Cards lost. The new …

: Andor, Season 1: Star Wars has always been so fun that the full impact of the strife between the …

: We found out last night that Jude got into our neighborhood school for (free) Pre-K 3 next year. He …

: Adam Wainwright singing the National anthem is exactly what my day needed

: Happy Opening Day to all that celebrate! May you all beat your pitch clocks and stay out of the …

: Just was assigned the star/best role in the annual Passion play (i.e. Pontius Pilate). Just have to …

: I love the framing of this NY Times article on the three major rule changes MLB is implementing this …

: One of the things I keep turning over in my head about Triangle of Sadness is the idea that it …

: The Kiss from a Rose clue in the NY Times crossword today has led me down a Seal rabbit hole and …

: It’s that time of year! It’s getting warmer, the birds are out, and I swear to myself …

: I love the epic feel of season-long story arcs! But they’re not mutually exclusive with each episode …

: Poker Face, Season 1: this and Star Trek: SNW have made it very obvious how unsatisfying …

: I know they’re completely different-styled shows, but who at Showtime thought that debuting …

: Does anyone know the animator for Apple’s yellow iPhone commercial? (I ask because I get big Bojack …

: The real buzzer beater is if Kentucky can pull this out before Encanto is over

: At this point it would be more efficient for everyone to just send a percentage of my paycheck …

: The Last of Us, Season 1: it’s always nice when shows that give you something to think about are …

: Vale, on the field trip to the National Portrait Gallery this morning: I want to go see the …

: Time to reset the counter on the number of days since a Time Machine backup really saved me

: Oh to grace how great a debtor Daily I’m constrained to be Let Thy goodness like a fetter Bind …

: I think I could have held onto basketball if Kentucky was better, but alas

: I need to do some further thinking as to why, but the pandemic destroyed my affinity for sports …

: This first four thing is dumb. Just expand the field to 128 and let’s see some real chaos

: Thoughts and prayers with Lydia Tár tonight

: As for what will win tonight: I’m not sure anything can stop Everything Everywhere All At …

: Best picture nominees RANKED: TÁR The Banshees of Inisherin The Fabelmans Avatar Everything …

: The Fabelmans: there’s an artifice of movies that allows for more truth than real life

: The Fabelmans, 2022 there's an artifice of movies that allows for more truth than real life

: Cocaine Bear: not sure anyone will buy that this took place in Georgia when we all know it actually …

: Cocaine Bear, 2023 not sure anyone will buy that this took place in Georgia when we all know it actually took place in …

: 🐻 Still need to see one more 2022 movie before Sunday, but have tickets for tonight to see the …

: “Conversational snow” is equally the best and worst thing

: Re: Women Talking I would like to apologize for wrongly attempting to nudge the proceedings, but …

: Women Talking, 2022 here to take the minutes

: Triangle of Sadness, 2022 wealth is a disease that none of us can escape

: Programming note: due to its recent availability on Hulu, Triangle of Sadness will be tonight’s …

: The Banshees of Inisherin: being human is awesome, but hard (but being a donkey is harder) (also, …

: The Banshees of Inisherin, 2022 being human is awesome, but hard  (but being a donkey is harder) (also, the world is a hard place to …

: In related news: movie club this week! On the docket: Tonight: Banshees of Inisherin Tomorrow: The …

: 2023 Best Picture Nominees Ranked TÁR Avatar: The Way of Water Everything Everywhere All at Once Top Gun: Maverick All Quiet …

: Every year the Oscars sneak up on me and I have to knock out like four movies in the last week.

: Current Things: March 2023 Currently Reading Still nothing! But I really need to start Sea of Tranquility! Currently Watching …

: Two weeks with the Ultra convinced me that targeting 18 hours of battery life for the normal watch …

: If you do anything even moderately battery intensive (e.g. sleep tracking, runs longer than five …

: He’s got a funky style and a cool at ti tooooood Horrified to learn that Elvis Costello …

: Turned on my first Cardinals game of 2023 just in time to see Dylan Carlson hit a bases-clearing …

: A Peroni or two (or three) to end a day on the slopes

: Skiing above the clouds this morning

: So nice of the Alps to bring some east coast skiing here for me

: Oh no these rental ski boots are way more comfortable than my boots

: DC 🚘IAD✈️LHR✈️GVA🚘🇫🇷🚘🇮🇹⛷️

: Does anyone know etiquette for using EV chargers at airport parking garages? I feel bad about …

: All of these positive reviews of the new season of Star Trek: Picard make me feel like Lt. Barclay …

: Sad to hear about Tim McCarver’s death today. His announcing was seldom in the box and that …

: The Apple Watch Ultra is at its lowest price ever on Amazon and my wife is not responding to my text …

: I feel bad about it, but I let my Fantastical subscription lapse. I’ve happily paid the past …

: After what happened to their QZ, we’re all Chiefs fans tonight

: 🍻 Heading out for unlimited pizza and beer at a nearby food hall for the Super Bowl!

: I’m not sure this is that controversial, but we really should have more nationally-observed …

: The absolute best part is in the box: going Kathmandu ✈ Moscow via [checks notes] Seoul. Almost as …

: I mean, how am I not supposed to pay $450 to keep adding to the Flighty passport?

: no YOU’RE going back and adding flights you took ten years ago to Flighty

: Every time I do a month’s subscription to Flighty Pro I try to figure out how it would be …

: God, the swagger of this speech

: 🫣 About to nuke and then rebuild my entire HomeKit setup. Not the way I was planning on spending my …

: 🥓 Having some biscuits and gravy with a side of bacon at Tune Inn

: Y’all need more Tár thoughts, so I’m gonna oblige: Power is a lot like that scene in Back to the …

: I’ll be interested to see how the social aspect pans out, but the utility of Artifact is immediately …

: More (Tár) on Tár: I could keep talking about how deep and layered it is, but it’s also so …

: TÁR, 2022 A perfect inversion of subtext to text and how power is inherently fleeting. This is probably the …

: 🎞️ Incredibles 2/Tár double feature

: Moonlight through the skylight

: One thing that’s really been undersold in the reviews of these new HomePods is how much faster …

: Listen, I’m a simple guy: open up some J space, deliver me some HomePods and I’ll be …

: New HomePods just delivered! Everything is coming up Jordon this morning!

: 💺 J saver space opened on Jude and mine’s flight! Julie, Jordon, Vale, and Jude are finally all on the same flight to Geneva! (With two weeks to spare!) 💺 J saver space opened on Jude and mine’s flight! Julie, Jordon, Vale, and Jude are finally all on …

: With Twitter’s announcement this morning, I guess it’s finally the time to figure out …

: 🎰 Just finished the first episode of Poker Face. Wish it wasn’t stuck in Peacockurgatory

: Current Things: February 2023 Currently Reading Nothing! But I really need to start Sea of Tranquility! Currently Watching …

: 🛌 Putting off putting Vale to bed

: The Book of Boba Fett: this was pretty forgettable until the Mandolorian showed up. (that spoiler is …

: Extended

: Elvis: Pretty. Good. Movie. Shot. In. Totality. In. About. Three. Second. Takes. (Austin Butler was …

: Elvis, 2022 Pretty. Good. Movie. Shot. In. Totality. In. About. Three. Second. Takes. (Austin Butler was …

: This is the first medium-haul award flight I’ve booked on Star (I usually focused on One World, but …

: Now open up J saver space on that IAD-GVA nonstop, you cowards!!

: United finally opened up J saver space on an IAD-LHR flight (and then onto GVA) that I’d been …

: All Quiet On The Western Front (2022): People are gonna say “oh this part, this part shows how …

: All Quiet on the Western Front, 2022 People are gonna say "oh this part, this part shows how pointless it all is". But it's all parts. …

: Example from inside my brain: what if the second analog stick on the pro controller messes up my …

: I’ve legitimately been sitting here for most of the day in deep consideration of how well my …

: No school tomorrow (don’t get me started…), so taking Vale on a day trip to go skiing. …

: Can’t wait to hear how well a stereo pair of the new HomePods play Baby Shark in spatial audio

: It’s an unfair comparison because Barbarian was a near masterpiece, but it showed how both the …

: I’m harping on The Menu because I think it was really close to being great: the pieces were …

: Expanding a bit on my micro review of the menu: this movie feels deeper than it was. We all know …

: The Menu: Horror comedies remain the best way we have of explaining society’s deepest problems …

: The Menu, 2022 Horror comedies remain the best way we have of explaining society’s deepest problems (good, but not …

: I’m bummed about Vox laying off Emily St. James. She’s the single person who’s …

: But “recreating what I’m getting from Twitter” requires introspection that …

: I’ve been using NetNewsWire as a Tweetbot replacement and it’s been a fairly seamless …

: Prepping for my first trip to Europe bringing the kids and googling for every article there is on …

: Why are we calling it Dry January instead of Janudry?

: Those of you that run on nearly empty trails: how do you deal with missing out on the best thing …

: Avatar: the way of water needs a mastodon content warning if you have a family

: Avatar: the way of water: totally dependent on your tolerance of earnest. Happy to report I …

: Avatar: The Way of Water, 2022 Totally dependent on your tolerance of earnest. Happy to report I don't have an entire heart of …

: One of Vale’s friends had a birthday party watching Encanto at an old theater and it was just as …

: With Twitter currently denying access to Tweetbot, I decided to try out the official app. How have …

: She-Hulk, Season 1: Tatiana Maslany continues being the greatest actress that I constantly forget …

: Amsterdam: when you spend the last 15 minutes of the movie explaining what happened in the previous …

: Amsterdam, 2022 When you spend the last 15 minutes of the movie explaining what happened in the previous two hours …

: Mythic Quest, Season 3: even in a down season, the central relationship between Poppy and Ian is one …

: McCarthy better wrap it up at 15. No way that Gaetz goes over 17

: ChiKo and C-SPAN

: Current Things: January 2023 Currently Reading The Bayern Agenda by Dan Moren Currently Watching Andor, Season 1 Mythic Quest, …

: Rick and Morty, Season 6: This show continues to be one of the most innovative and deep pieces of …

: West Side Story (2021): I’m not sure we needed a remake of West Side Story, but it was so well …

: West Side Story, 2021 I'm not sure we needed a remake of West Side Story, but it was so well crafted that I'll allow it

: Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery, 2022 There may have been more efficient ways of marketing this movie besides burning down Twitter

: 🎸 Off to see TSO with my mother in law. Who rescued who?

: That beautiful sound of nickels. Nickels nickels nickels

: 📮 That time of year where living in a city divided into quadrants with streets based on numbers and …

: Related: music.apple.com/us/album/…

: 🎄 Gearing up for holiday party #4 (of 6). Prayers and donations are welcome and appreciated for my …

: I’m focusing on keeping my heart rate low and my breathing steady rather than trying to run faster… …

: Every week I still feel like I’m getting away with something when the kids are in school all …

: What I’ll be really interested in with the Barbie movie is if it plays well to multiple …

: Related: if you nail the tone, you nail the movie

: Does anyone know if the Barbie trailer can win best picture this year and the Barbie movie win best …

: I’m kind of ashamed to say that I’m going to miss the rush you get from watching …

: stop getting my hopes up Frigid air poised to invade U.S. during Christmas week with possible …

: Someone remind me: does two-hour school delay mean mimosas or bloody marys?

: Great Twitter thread here on, well… Twitter. I was trying to write this yesterday, but I couldn’t …

: Whenever it looked like it was going to snow, we’d skim the last-minute ski house listings at …

: Been putting off joining mastodon.social because someone else had the @Jordon handle. Turns out that …

: Finished reading: Nasty, Brutish, and Short by Scott Hershovitz 📚A tour through all the great …

: Fight club>tunnicliff’s>beuchert’s

: Tiki and taco night

: There was an article making the rounds a few weeks ago about how Positano was “the most unpleasant …

: Current Things: December 2022 Currently Reading Nasty, Brutish, and Short by Scott Hershovitz The Bayern Agenda by Dan Moren …

: One really nice feature of the Gen 2 AirPods Pro is the versatility to charge via Lightning, Qi, …

: I don’t have them yet (blame Santa!), but I’m excited about the design and …

: Sometimes I have to figure out if the cause of the dopamine rush was checking a box or doing …

: Atlanta, Season 4: I was going to quip was “so there’s this condition, that’s …

: Julie: who are you texting that picture too? Me: oh ya know, my micro.blog friends

: Consider this your annual reminder that Jingle Jangle is the truth

: Julie took the kids to stay with her sister, so had to head downtown to try the new pizza place

: Happy Thanksgiving! I’m grateful for all you turkeys out there on micro.blog and beyond!

: The Patient (Limited Series): The follow up from the showrunners of The Americans is exactly what …

: Currently reading: Nasty, Brutish, and Short by Scott Hershovitz 📚

: Finished reading: Celebrities for Jesus by Katelyn Beaty 📚 While ostensibly about how the pursuit of …

: ✈ Nonstop flights are the best

: Obligatory Savannah ghost tour. This one gave us tools to find the ghosts ourselves!

: At a highly recommend Edgar Allan Poe themed bar in Savannah. Trying to decide between the Black Cat …

: Taking the ferry to the conference this morning

: Flying to a conference for work this week after also flying last week. Sometimes I miss the days of …

: The new Admirals Club at DCA has a taco bar. I may just stay here for the next four days!

: Weird: The Al Yankovic Story: can confirm, sufficiently weird

: Weird: The Al Yankovic Story, 2022 Can confirm, sufficiently weird

: Elon buys Twitter Elon loses all his money on Twitter Elon loses control of Tesla Teslas get carplay

: 🗽 Happy Veterans Day! I live close enough to the Marine Barracks that I’m currently listening to …

: Hello friends! Today is Election Day in the good ole US of A! I would be grateful for you— yes you!— …

: We honestly could not have asked for better weather for our trip to Kentucky. Warm days perfect for …

: Ending the day with a look at the moon

: This rental house has a Ms. Pac-Man machine and the kids are losing their minds

: Good morning from Lake Barkley, Kentucky

: 🧳 Long weekend off from school, so taking the kids by myself to Kentucky while Julie stays in DC for …

: Babysitter cancelled an hour before we were supposed to leave. Anyone know which Mastodon instance …

: 🌫 Foggy morning the day after a friend’s 40th birthday party is like nature saying “I got your back” …

: Currently reading: Celebrities for Jesus by Katelyn Beaty 📚

: Finished reading: What We Owe the Future by William MacAskill 📚How do you appropriately weigh the …

: The definitive ranking of package deliverers: UPS USPS Honorable mention for sometimes delivering …

: I’ve been playing around with Ulysses as a cross-platform blogging app. Julie wants to write …

: Current Things: November 2022 Currently Reading What We Owe The Future by Will MacAskill Celebrities for Jesus by Katelyn Beaty …

: 🎃 Wrapping up trick ‘r treating

: The biggest part of my personal website that I haven’t quite figured out yet is travel. …

: Slowly but surely whipping my personal website into shape. Love the confluence of things like …

: Barbarian: Horror comedies remain the best way we have of explaining society’s deepest problems

: Barbarian, 2022 Horror comedies remain the best way we have of explaining society’s deepest problems

: The Nightmare Before Christmas, 1993 Watched on Friday October 28, 2022.

: These ads with Jon Hamm playing Santa Claus give me hope for the world

: Apologies to our favorite Texas-based founder, but go Phils!!

: Happy Halloween to these skeletons riding flamingos and no one else

: Stage Manager on the iPad doesn’t feel poorly designed, it feels punitively designed. …

: The most frustrating thing about Stage Manager on the iPad is that it’s so useful when you …

: I’ve not seen Barbarian yet so maybe he turns out to be a nice guy, but I wouldn’t stay …

: Barbarian coming to HBO Max the weekend before Halloween is a very fortunate turn of events

: 🏃 I'm very grateful to live three blocks from my kids' schools (i.e. I forgot their water bottles …

: LotR: Rings of Power, Season 1: It took a bit too long to get established, but it really felt like …

: There’s a version of the House of the Dragon that focuses less on these characters as pieces …

: House of the Dragon, Season 1: it was fine as these things go, but I watch this show for little else …

: Season 3 of Tuca and Bertie: The season finale took a big swing and (mostly) missed, but it remains …

: Picked up the new iPad Pro today. Overall pretty happy with the upgrade. It would have been nice to …

: 🏌‍♂ Text received! Now for my favorite part: running the "Julie Work Pick Up" shortcut!

: ⏳ Waiting for the text to go pick Julie up at work. Living that one-car lifestyle

: Bluey before school today so mom and dad can have some “us” time (i.e. rotate the …

: …and the Apple Watch is the big winner. Thanks for playing. See y’all for 16.2

: It’s time again to play the game of which Apple device shows the update first

: Today we’re all [checks notes]… Phillies fans? [Rechecks notes] Phillies fans!

: 🌌 Heading to check out the new wing of the Smithsonian Air and Space museum!

: Any volunteers to come keep my kids while I go see the new Martin McDonagh movie?

: It sucks as a Cardinals fan to go out in the first round, but man it’s gotta be worse for these Nats …

: Another fun Peru story: Jen Gentleman (who’s on the Windows engineering team at Microsoft) was …

: Backstory of that fedora on my previous profile picture: I really wanted an “Indiana Jones …

: Retiring a Profile Picture Ten years ago* my friend, Emily, and I hiked the Inca Trail to Machu Picchu and she took what is …

: I’m into the number “fucks” that Taylor throws out in Midnights

: I’d never heard of Zuckerberg describing Twitter as a “clown car that fell into a gold …

: A good motivator for a run: leave 30 minutes before the (probable) iPad announcement

: 👨‍🍳 Too tired to cook so heading to the food hall to pick up pizza (for me) and noodles (for Julie) …

: Update: the kids did indeed sleep

: Men, 2022 It's not subtle, but there's nothing subtle about the subject matter. Always love how there's (at …

: How great would a Mariners/Guardians and Padres/Phils LCS be?

: Little League then a birthday party and then park all afternoon. These kids are sleeping tonight

: 😴 Little League then a birthday party and then park all afternoon. These kids are sleeping tonight

: My neighborhood feels so much like a small town that when I do venture out to some place like …

: 🤧 0/10 cannot recommend having a sick kid

: 🧺 Work work work before picnic picnic picnic

: Currently reading: What We Owe the Future by William MacAskill 📚

: Confess, Fletch, 2022 There's such a huge comedy-shaped hole in recent mainstream movie releases; it's so nice to laugh at …

: Le Dip, finally!

: It’s always funny to me when I go out to the suburbs that every service requires …

: Currently reading: The Bayern Agenda by Dan Moren 📚I’ve been meaning to start this series forever, …

: That being said, I’m not an AppleTV+ Friday Night Baseball hater, but I’m a little bummed that …

: It’s funny how we measure our lives against things like professional sports. Albert Pujols hitting …

: I’m in that very annoying in-between time when you’re like five days away from a book …

: I can’t be the only person who just obsessively cleaned their old AirPods Pro, right?

: Yes, please Apple TV+ lands Vince Gilligan’s new TV project with two season order, starring Rhea …

: Finished reading: Bookish People by Susan Coll 📚Such a fun and clever book that’s way outside what I …

: Vale asked about the plot of E.T. today and I barely made it to Reese’s Pieces before crying

: Three Thousand Years of Longing, 2022 No one understand like George Miller that it’s the wrinkles that make the stories

: Three Thousand Years of Longing: no one understands like George Miller that it’s the wrinkles that …

: One last iPhone 13 Pro selfie

: My kingdom for the Twelve South HiRise 3, but with 15w MagSafe and 5w Apple Watch charging

: There’s always (at least) one thing I take away from Austin Mann’s iPhone reviews and this year’s is …

: It’s a happy coincidence, but a lot of what we have planned this weekend is p-e-r-fect for testing …

: The Up Next queue on the Apple TV app really is an underrated wonder. I love placing everything I …

: This is absolutely wish casting, but I’m hoping the delay of live activities for third-party …

: Thor: Love and Thunder, 2022 One of those movies where you’re on board or you’re not. I like my movies like that

: Everything Everywhere All at Once, 2022 My mom taped me to a chair because of raccoons

: My mom taped me to a chair because of raccoons

: Has anything good ever come from an email with the subject line “Bathrooms”?

: The “Far Out” tagline for the apple event is probably referring to the astral photography feature …

: Hope everyone is ready for that cardinals’ devil magic

: No Thursday is complete without an IAD-BWI flight

: Lining up

: Currently reading: Bookish People by Susan Coll 📚

: Finished reading: Doing Good Better by William MacAskill 📚 I’m sure this book was fairly …

: If you start with the premise that republicans are crooked, but democrats are dumb, there’s …

: Hello from 30K feet where Jude wouldn’t take his nap and the very generous people next to us played …

: My next three flights are leaving out of three different airports. Underrated benefit of living in …

: I’d been dabbling in Raycast, but v5 of Alfred quickly stopped that. Alfred’s new …

: The Northman, 2022 Watched on Sunday August 14, 2022.

: “Hey Siri, Play Roar by Cyndi Lauper” A+ for effort, Vale

: Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness, 2022 Watched on Saturday August 6, 2022.

: Always nice to beat the yanks and always nice to be on the right side of the story

: Currently reading: Doing Good Better by William MacAskill 📚

: Finally reaching the point where the older kid needs her own iPad, which means younger kid gets one …

: Jude watching the game from (behind) the best seats

: Honestly, I think my biggest hang up with photo sharing is that pretty much every photo I take …

: I’ve posted a few photos to Glass over the past week or so. I’m really liking …

: Nope, 2022 There's a lot here that I've been unable to get out of my head even three days later, but there's …

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: Man, I’ve missed walking out of movies listening to people talking about movies

: Now for the sober talk: does this make it less likely that the GOP helps pass contraceptives and …

: Perhaps the funniest thing is how pissy the GOP got: voting against a [checks notes] VETERANS HEALTH …

: McConnell says Senate GOP won’t vote for CHIPS+ if Dems do climate+corp tax hike …

: I’ll be honest: it’s nice to see the Democrats using some of the GOP’s dirty …

: Shout out to the car that just drove by blasting Snow (Hey Oh)

: Last Night in Soho, 2021 Watched on Saturday July 23, 2022.

: The Last Duel, 2021 Watched on Sunday July 10, 2022.

: 11 Days and 36 Hours For a over a week, Julie and I were without the kids. It was a bizarre-o turn into a world where we …

: Always sit on the left side of the plane when flying into DCA

: Fireworks from the National Mall

: We don’t have to deny or overlook pieces of our past in order to celebrate today. Even in a …

: The final part of that chorus goes: We are more than the sum of our parts All these broken bones and …

: There’s a song called “We Americans” off the Avett Brothers latest album that I …

: It’s shameful it’s taken us this long to go to Crazy Aunt Helen’s for brunch

: Crazy Aunt Helen’s.

: LeveL: a small plates lounge.

: It also was 100% the right decision to stay home. I originally booked a solo trip to Helsinki for …

: We’re also very lucky that the kids do well away from us for this long. It’s been fun without them, …

: We’re very lucky that my parents can (and want to!) take the kids for these ten days. It’s been nice …

: Jurassic World Dominion, 2022 Watched on Tuesday June 28, 2022.

: All-Purpose.

: Night 3 sans kiddos and we’re already back to the old ways of hopping on a bike and finding pizza!

: I’ve gotten older and more careful. Which are good things. Except for when they’re not.

: I wish I could get back to writing like I was back then. Dumb tweets about Santa not coming until …

: Just spent a considerable amount of time going down the rabbit hole of all the tweets I imported to …

: Top Gun: Maverick, 2022 Watched on Monday June 27, 2022.

: Inn at Little Washington.

: Top Gun, 1986 Watched on Saturday June 25, 2022.

: Here, we have the halcyon period during which nothing is too good for you and you must be saved and …

: Living up to it’s tagline, The Onion is at it again

: I’m not sure SCOTUS has ever been above politics, but they’re saying the quiet part out …

: You’re going to hear this from much smarter and more cogent people than me, but the lack of …

: You should read the whole thing, but @gruber’s highlights of the dissenting opinion on Dobbs …

: I liked obi wan well enough, but man, does it have zero idea how to do stakes. It feels like the …

: Tell me the kids are staying with their grandparents next week without telling me the kids are …

: Find it a bit hard to believe the prompt going around on Twitter this weekend that the average …

: Glad to see my down-the-street neighbor having my back despite the fact that I couldn’t quiet …

: Not everyday can be a G-man day. But today is and that makes it a good day. Mangialardo’s

: See ya Detroit

: Hour delay has turned into five. Attempts to pace were futile

: Hour delay + Old Forrester is complimentary bourbon at Sky Club= first post-pandemic test of pacing …

: Comerica Park.

: American Coney Island.

: Desk views this morning

: Not a bad view from the top of 700 Penn

: Apologies for all the random posts about sandwiches today! I’ve been trying to figure out Own …

: Stage Manager sure does look like it’d be useful with another portable product that doesn’t run …

: My WWDC wishlist: Apple retcons my decision for the iPad to be my mobile computer as a good one My …

: The Batman, 2022 I'm more writing this review as a test of what this looks like the RSS feed. But I did like this …

: What’s helped me wrap my head around Apple’s AR/VR product is the idea of it as Mac …

: I’ve also been relistening to Lorde’s Solar Power and while it didn’t catch me immediately, somehow …

: I’m not sure what kicked this off, but I’ve been using the past few days to catch up on some albums …

: Vale came home from school the other day excited about her first earthquake drill. “We got to …

: Missed yesterday’s wordle, does this mean I should get a new computer to restart my streak? y/n?

: It will never not be funny when my pastors sign their emails with a ‘+’ at the end of their names …

: The French Dispatch, 2021 Watched on Saturday May 14, 2022.

: I’m literally the most average Wordle player there is (I’ve been playing everyday, but play from my …

: Ghostbusters: Afterlife, 2021 Watched on Saturday May 7, 2022.

: The Many Saints of Newark, 2021 Watched on Saturday April 23, 2022.

: A Modest Proposal Waiting for a Covid vaccine for your under-5 kid? It may take a bit longer.

: The Worst Person in the World, 2021 Watched on Saturday April 16, 2022.

: Licorice Pizza, 2021 Watched on Saturday April 2, 2022.

: Weird issue with the MLB app on the AppleTV 4K: If you’re using a HomePod as the audio source, …

: What a night. [Non-Oscars Edition] I absolutely was not emotionally ready for the Cardinals to sign …

: What a night. [Oscars Edition] I watched Apple win on my AppleTV and listened to the sound through a …

: The Power of the Dog, 2021 Watched on Friday March 25, 2022.

: I struggle with knowing what to and not to write about. I far too often err on the side of not …

: Forever I’ve had a project in Things titled “Blogging Strategy” that’s had …

: Have we settled on whether we’re calling them todos or To-Dos?

: King Richard, 2021 Watched on Saturday March 19, 2022.

: Nightmare Alley, 2021 Watched on Saturday March 5, 2022.

: The King's Man, 2021 Watched on Saturday February 19, 2022.

: CODA, 2021 Watched on Saturday February 12, 2022.

: Bang up job on this one everybody. Real team effort to screw up the messaging this bad. (To be …

: Eternals, 2021 Watched on Saturday February 5, 2022.

: Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings, 2021 Watched on Saturday January 29, 2022.

: thank god encanto is a good movie

: I can’t believe y’all didn’t tell me that season 3 of bluey was out

: Don't Look Up, 2021 Watched on Saturday January 22, 2022.

: Encanto, 2021 Watched on Saturday January 1, 2022.

: The Matrix Resurrections, 2021 Watched on Friday December 31, 2021.

: Spider-Man: No Way Home, 2021 Watched on Sunday December 26, 2021.

: i’m going to three five-year old birthday parties in the next week AMA

: Luca, 2021 Watched on Thursday November 25, 2021.

: No Time to Die, 2021 Watched on Saturday November 13, 2021.

: Oh no

: Ooohhh 20 minute wait at the dabney

: I’m guessing the Braves would be open to continue trading broken legs for World Series wins

: Dune, 2021 Watched on Saturday October 23, 2021.

: Going to Sam’s Club, want me to pick you up anything?

: Y’all better be careful complaining about that MacBook Pro notch or Apple is going to make the whole …

: The whole country is counting on the Atlanta Braves to save us. What could go wrong?

: Black Widow, 2021 Watched on Saturday October 16, 2021.

: I forgot how laugh out loud funny Succession is

: I think what’s tripping me up the most about iPadOS 15/new macOS Safari tabs is the change in …

: Devil magic is back, baby

: Supervising the solar panel installation

: Contagion, 2011 Watched on Sunday September 12, 2021.

: Cruella, 2021 Watched on Saturday September 11, 2021.

: The Suicide Squad, 2021 Watched on Saturday September 4, 2021.

: i hate spunk

: “Darkness plays funny games. That’s why you keep the fire going all night” As Hikers Vanish, These …

: Who’s ready to play guess which movie Vale watched at summer camp based solely on the …

: A Quiet Place Part II, 2020 Watched on Saturday July 31, 2021.

: No Sudden Move, 2021 Watched on Saturday July 17, 2021.

: In the Heights, 2021 Watched on Monday July 5, 2021.

: Sleeping Beauty, 1959 Watched on Saturday June 19, 2021.

: Raya and the Last Dragon, 2021 Watched on Saturday June 12, 2021.

: Saint Maud, 2019 Watched on Saturday June 5, 2021.

: Sound of Metal, 2019 Watched on Saturday April 24, 2021.

: Minari, 2020 Watched on Thursday April 22, 2021.

: There goes any thought I had about getting a new iPad Apple’s new 12.9-inch iPad Pro won’t work with …

: Still may not happen, but what’s more telling that they’re considering letting iPads run macOS? That …

: The Father, 2020 Watched on Sunday April 18, 2021.

: Mank, 2020 Watched on Thursday April 15, 2021.

: Promising Young Woman, 2020 Watched on Saturday April 10, 2021.

: The Trial of the Chicago 7, 2020 Watched on Thursday April 8, 2021.

: Such a great tribute (and I use the word tribute in the Hunger Games sense) to DCA’s Gate 35X. …

: Godzilla vs. Kong, 2021 Watched on Monday April 5, 2021.

: Nomadland, 2020 Watched on Saturday March 27, 2021.

: It’s just nice to know that there’s a zero percent chance that getting this ship unstuck …

: Was this reminder (set in April 2020!) too optimistic or spot on?

: “Hey Siri, intercom the playroom…” “Shuffling your music in the playroom” “I’m sorry, I’m having …

: Today we’ve poured half a salt shaker and 1/4 pepper shaker into a bowl, made face-down snow angels, …

: Vale and Jude are here for it

: Good morning from Capitol Hill, everyone! Spotted a helicopter over the house this morning, thought …

: Hey folks, getting a lot of texts, so just want to let everyone know that while we obviously live …

: My kingdom to be able to choose pictures to stay downloaded to my phone and iPad

:

: Hi friends! Vale and I went for a walk to get some tomatoes (berries) and lettuce (leaves) for the …

: How I'm watching the election What do I know about elections? Not as much as I’d like! But I needed a cheat sheet for watching, so …

: On the heels of that DoD study from yesterday stating that aircraft ventilation systems are not …

: Also me, still a dummy: you know what I need to do five days before the election? Follow Trump on …

: You, an intelligent person: let’s watch Ted Lasso the week before the election Me, a dummy: …

: This is the third day in a row it’s felt like Friday

: Can’t wait until— ya know— I can actually use this Apple Pay With Express Transit Mode Goes Live for …

: Folks that use the Siri watch face (there are dozens of us! Dozens!) and using smart stacks on the …

: Y’all need to cool it with the paw patrol talk before my two year old realizes it’s something more …

: What the Apple Music algorithm really needs is an “ignore kids music” toggle

: Just got a push notification that my coffee cup has a firmware update. How’s y’alls day …

: Perfect analogy (and some may say the same goes for the very publication that published this in the …

: Orson Welles Marathon Touch of Evil The Lady from Shanghai Citizen Kane The Magnificent Ambersons Othello Mr. …

: Great callback in Rise of Skywalker that I missed the first time: Ben/Kylo: …

: We keep hearing rumors about this upcoming iMac redesign (which I very very much want), but I just …

: Happy Fourth! I’m thankful not that I live in a country that has it all figured out (spoiler: …

: I’m probably imagining this, but it seems like Haptic Touch in HEY is just a tick quicker than …

: I’ve not had time to dig into much of the WWDC announcements, but one thing that strikes me as …

: Hey, at least I brought my DSLR to the hospital for this birth

: Anyone else notice Face ID working almost all the time while wearing a mask?

: Welcome Jude Bayless Wadlington! Mom and baby are doing great!

: Colin Powell says he’s voting for Biden. Other top Republicans may soon follow. Former GOP leaders …

: Alexandra Petri is the best. Trump explains his favorite Bible stories

: Yes! Now go watch Season 1! ‘Tuca & Bertie’ Animated Series Revived at Adult Swim for Season 2

: I have to imagine the reason is that something is happening with iPadOS 14, but why on earth did …

: Ten minutes after being available to purchase, the new iPad Magic Keyboards have already slipped 10 …

: I’ve been thinking a lot about how tracking person-to-person proximity is probably going to be …

: Nice article on my neighborhood in the Post this afternoon: Amid development, Capitol Hill keeps up …

: One hour of playing Animal Crossing on the Switch leads to two hours of playing Animal Crossing in …

: How great would it be if this summer Apple announced that the only new feature is that all current …

: I’m sure most of you have read the Washington Post article on our political and institutional …

: So it’s my first Lent as an Episcopalian, which means learning the whole ropes of this 40 days …

: So, I just deleted all my tweets. Not out of some moral stance on social media (though, I did delete …

: Podcasts are “baseball” and that’s what we listen to on the way to school if …

: wow that all state commercial was a deep cut 30 rock joke

: Number of years I’ve been in DC: 8.5 Number of years Vale has been in DC: 2.5 Number of …

: Back in DC

: How high can the cheese go?

: Selfie with 10% of the passengers on the midnight Chicago to DC flight

: Winter wedding in Indiana

: honestly had no idea that joss whedon and joel cohen had writing credits on the original toy story

: My kingdom to be able to select specific photos to always stay downloaded to my iPad

: (In all seriousness, there’s few movies that are in the Christmas spirit better than …

: A few days late, but finally getting to our annual Christmas viewing of Tangerine!!

: Wishing you the Pappiest of Christmases from our family to yours

: This is such great news. A far cry from a few years ago when WMATA piloted an Apple Pay program and …

: How’s everyone’s day going so far? We’re having a birthday party for bacon

: this ruby tuesday’s music selection is a dmb run away from being described as …

: Big rain and freeze coming today in KY, so had to spend yesterday making sure all the leaves were …

: Good night from Kentucky

: Fun day in KY. Fall is indisputably the best time to be here

: DCA-BNA

: Spending the long weekend in Kentucky before heading down to San Antonio and Austin for the week. …

: our long national nightmare is over tvOS 13.3 adds setting to put back the Up Next queue on the …

: Hello Kentucky friends! Word has it that you have an election today. If I still lived in Kentucky, I …

: From the (brand-spankin' new) family blog, @mcwads: 538

: It’s pretty evident that in low light conditions 1x>2x>.5x on the iPhone 11 Pro, but …

: Few pictures from last night’s Black Keys concert at the Anthem. These are straight (not retouched) …

: It’s been three years since the Cardinals were in the playoffs and after that game it might take me …

: Sundown on the Hill

: I have a Sony RX100 sitting in my Amazon cart. This was finally the year that I was going to pull …

: Ultra wide struggles a bit with dynamic range

: Able to get (most) of the Carnegie Library store in the frame without the pano shot this time

: Ultra wide and wide

: Chinatown crosswalks

: Hopping off at Chinatown

: Changing trains

: Dimly lit metro stations are showing up great

: Light is pretty harsh this time of day, but I can already tell that smart HDR is way better than on …

: Heading back to the Apple Store to pick up the new watch (and see if they have a clear case for …

: For what it’s worth: the titanium Series 5 almost exactly matches the brushed metal on the …

: 10:45am at Apple Carnegie Library. Trying to make the decision between the Stainless Steel and …

: Ugh there was literally only one feature– ONE— that was going to get me to upgrade my …

: Oooh yeah, Sean Baker! Loved the Florida Project and Tangerine is a must-watch Christmas movie every …

: I’ve admittedly been out of the loop for the past few weeks, but it appears that …

: tfw you gotta finish that business deal, but it’s almost lunch

: Neat article on four of DC’s oldest liquor stores, including my neighborhood store: …

: Y’all gotta go to Joshua Tree

: Morning drive through the desert

: Seeing my first dust devil in the Mojave desert

: Lady in Trader Joe’s/my hero: why is everything meatless? I just want normal meat-filled stuff

: Just an absolutely incredible show on the National mall honoring the Apollo 11 moon landing. …

: That article also contains one of my favorite stories about how Hamilton’s daughter, Lauren, found a …

: Google’s tribute to Margaret Hamilton– the woman who developed the software for the …

: In the off chance that you (like me) are an otherwise reasonable person, but are considering putting …

: Great story in the Post today about how a top-secret weather forecast likely saved the lives of the …

: I hope y’all are ready for a week straight of Saturn V pictures

: Saw Spider-Man last night. Also saw no fewer than five people take multiple during-movie selfies.

: Spending the morning sitting in an above ground pool per Florida regulation

: Julie got dressed in DC. I got dressed in South Carolina. But somehow we both ended up in Florida …

: DU-VAL

: These annual building museum exhibits are always some of my favorite of the year

: At the National Building Museum’s annual exhibit. This year, it’s the…

: iPad Pro running the first iPad OS 13 public beta is now permanently stuck on micro.blog. Hardware …

: Disco ball sparkle dress on the way to see Lady Gaga!

: My last refuge in Vegas for 3:2 payouts on blackjacks at $10 tables– New York, New York– …

: LGB

: Hard to believe these photos came through the same window

: Finally my time to shine

: …just when I was thinking about buying an iPad with LTE…

: Reading these System experience preview features makes it sound a lot like 3D touch is going away

: The biggest tell of how poorly HomePod has sold is the pitiful amount of cheers for multi-user …

: Apple is doing a pretty good job of convincing me to never organize photos again

: How many times have the iPad and Mac gone last in a keynote?

: Y’all laugh at the seasonal nature of Apple Watch bands, but Julie and I have least one conversation …

: I genuinely love the graphic style of this year’s WWDC and how it’s being used in the keynote

: Oh man, that iPadOS rumor. Yes, please. That.

: It’s still an hour before the WWDC keynote (and thus all our wishes will still come true). Mine …

: I finally made it down to the Carnegie Library Apple Store this afternoon. Such a great renovation. …

: Putting everything we saw in the GoT finale that happened before the council meeting in the previous …

: Game Thrones (or How a Missing Second Act is Causing Problems) I’ve not read the Song of Fire and Ice books, but I’ve seen a lot of TV and movies, so I …

: “Eat some French fries, then you can have more green beans” is not high on the list of …

: Bonus series finale tie in: I wonder what the You’re the Worst and Veep finales would have …

: One last Veep thought: Jonah-as-Trump may feel a bit obvious, but Jonah isn’t written to …

: I hope everyone is enjoying my slide into only writing about series' finales! Let's not mince words …

: Sad to have missed the Carnegie Library Apple Store opening this morning, but I’ll try and get there …

: Calzone delivery guy: have you all been on vacation? I haven’t seen you in a while Me:

: Quite a baseball sky tonight

: At the Capitol this morning with my mom and dad to meet with one of their former students– Rep …

: Not sure I’m going to be beating this Stand goal anytime soon

: One of the exhibitions at the War Memorial Museuem was a collection of photographs of the war called …

: Good night, Hoi An

: Good morning, Hoi An

: Splurging on our hotel at our second-to-last stop, Hoi An

: Some of these cave swimming pictures are the things of nightmares (you’re welcome for posting)

: At Phong Nha National Park: hiking through the jungle, over the rocks, and into a crevice, to get to …

: Y’all, we did it! We successfully avoided peak pollen season in DC by being 8500 miles away …

: Also, it’s movie night at the Farmstay, so we’ve set up a screen, moved in the …

: seeing the notification of my last message, Julie says: “I wouldn’t say shouldn’t …

: Pictures to come, but can confirm that the types of active excursions I easily did in my 20s, I …

: Out of the city and into the country. Phong Nha Farmstay for the next few days

: Morning cruise on Ha Long Bay

: Good morning, Ha Long

: I’ve got lots of good Ha Long Bay pictures to post, but we got to talking with a group of …

: Letting the Post say it for me this time

: Have to fight the urge not to stop every five minutes and take pictures. Hard to imagine more …

: Xin chao from Vietnam! Leaving Hanoi this morning for the trek up to Ha Long Bay

: Forgot to mention it earlier, but in case y’all were wondering, Cambodia is hot too

: Sunrise over Angkor Wat

: y’all our plane has propellers

: I’m not sure this counts as food, but here we are

: Finding all the Thai street food

: Buddha, reclining

: Y’all. Thailand. It’s hot

: Wat Arun from the Chao Phraya River

: It’s my fourth time here and I’m still as impressed as the first time I set foot in …

: Our seats for the next 18 hours and 45 minutes on the longest commercial flight in the world: Newark …

: Brushing up on our tuba

: If this story from the Verge is accurate and Amazon truly only paid $97 million for Eero, it’s even …

: It was only five short years ago when FX debuted Married. I didn’t watch a single episode. I …

: I’d love to know why Apple is pre-announcing more and more hardware. AirPower is part of this, …

: Here’s a great article with lots of spoilers for everything up to the finale of Crazy …

: Rainy day on the Hill

: Sunset on the Zambezi

: Hot take on Dropbox limiting the free tier to three devices: I get they need to better monetize …

: C’mon Dropbox, that’s a lot of pressure on Apple to implement feature parity on iCloud …

: Ooooh our Singapore to Bangkok aircraft was just switched to a 787. First trip on a Dreamliner and …

: Fingers crossed that the new 12.1.2 AppleTV update fixes my Up Next queue trying to play from …

: Getting a new Mac is a different kind of feeling. Phones, watches, and iPads are fun because so much …

: Nothing like getting a new Mac

: M. Night Shyamalan after finishing the first draft of Glass: “Nailed it!”

: Baby Vale requests that if the government shut down is going to last much longer, that we at least …

: That Hitchcock and Scully origin episode of Brooklyn Nine-Nine was the exact amount of weird I …

: Remember the days when I would plan trips eight months out? We arrive in Bangkok three months from …

: Part of me also thinks that the iMac may be the first Mac to get an Apple-designed chip. But I could …

: Really the main hesitation on buying the new Mac mini was the potential for Face ID in the next …

: This new Mac Mini is also somewhat of an indictment of photo editing on the iPad Pro. iPad editing …

: Alright. Ordered a new Mac Mini (3.2GHz i7, 16GB RAM, 1TB SSD). Editing photos on my 2015 MacBook …

: Also, I just spared you all a ‘mind-‘bogle’ing’ pun, so you’re welcome

: It’s the nichest of niches, but it’s surprising to me that John Bogle’s passing didn’t …

: Hey Siri, what are some sick burns I can say to my dog

: Getting travel ready

: Early bird does not get the scooter

: Two beers and then walk the aisles on the Acela train. Try it

: …and here’s that travel cable strategy in all its glory

: Oh ya know, just spent the morning trying to come up with a new travel charging cable strategy, as …

: Of course, Baby Vale asked that why— as residents of Washington DC— we have no federal …

: We voted!

: 2016 Films I've Seen Hail, Caesar! Deadpool The Witch Zootopia 10 Cloverfield Lane Midnight Special The …

: 2015 Films I've Seen Jupiter Ascending Kingsman: The Secret Service It Follows Unfriended Ex Machina Maggie …

: Favorite Films of 2013 Yeah, I'm a year late on this. Her Short Term 12 Gravity 12 Years a Slave The World's End …

: 2014 Films I've Seen The Lego Movie The Monuments Men The Grand Budapest Hotel Captain America: The Winter Soldier …

: 2013 Films I've Seen Mama Warm Bodies Side Effects Oz the Great and Powerful Oblivion Mud Olympus Has Fallen …

: 2012 Films I've Seen The Hunger Games The Cabin in the Woods Jeff, Who Lives at Home Chronicle 21 Jump Street …

: Favorite Films of 2011 Apologies to: Rise of the Planet of the Apes, 50/50, Contagion, Super 8, Source Code, War Horse …

: Please Ridicule Me Until I See These I need your general denigration until I see this list of movies. Feel free to add comments about how …

: 2011 Films I've Seen Films I've seen that debuted in 2011 Take Shelter Cedar Rapids Martha Marcy May Marlene War …

: Favorites of 2010 I had trouble narrowing it down to ten, so I did twenty. This is not a list of the "best" films of …