Jordon Wadlington

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2019-04-25: Out of the city and into the country. Phony Nha Farmstay for the next few days

2019-04-24: Morning cruise on Ha Long Bay

2019-04-24: Good morning, Ha Long

2019-04-23: I’ve got lots of good Ha Long Bay pictures to post, but we got to talking with a group of …

2019-04-23: Letting the Post say it for me this time

2019-04-23: Have to fight the urge not to stop every five minutes and take pictures. Hard to imagine more …

2019-04-23: Xin chao from Vietnam! Leaving Hanoi this morning for the trek up to Ha Long Bay

2019-04-22: Forgot to mention it earlier, but in case y’all were wondering, Cambodia is hot too

2019-04-22: Sunrise over Angkor Wat

2019-04-21: y’all our plane has propellers

2019-04-19: I’m not sure this counts as food, but here we are

2019-04-19: Finding all the Thai street food

2019-04-19: Buddha, reclining

2019-04-19: Y’all. Thailand. It’s hot

2019-04-19: Wat Arun from the Chao Phraya River

2019-04-18: It’s my fourth time here and I’m still as impressed as the first time I set foot in …

2019-04-17: Our seats for the next 18 hours and 45 minutes on the longest commercial flight in the world: Newark …

2019-04-07: Brushing up on our tuba

2019-04-06: If this story from the Verge is accurate and Amazon truly only paid $97 million for Eero, it’s even …

2019-04-06: It was only five short years ago when FX debuted Married. I didn’t watch a single episode. I …

2019-04-05: I’d love to know why Apple is pre-announcing more and more hardware. AirPower is part of this, …

2019-04-04: Here’s a great article with lots of spoilers for everything up to the finale of Crazy …

2019-04-01: Rainy day on the Hill

2019-03-15: Sunset on the Zambezi

2019-03-15: Hot take on Dropbox limiting the free tier to three devices: I get they need to better monetize …

2019-03-15: C’mon Dropbox, that’s a lot of pressure on Apple to implement feature parity on iCloud …

2019-02-28: Ooooh our Singapore to Bangkok aircraft was just switched to a 787. First trip on a Dreamliner and …

2019-01-23: Fingers crossed that the new 12.1.2 AppleTV update fixes my Up Next queue trying to play from …

2019-01-23: Getting a new Mac is a different kind of feeling. Phones, watches, and iPads are fun because so much …

2019-01-23: Nothing like getting a new Mac

2019-01-21: M. Night Shyamalan after finishing the first draft of Glass: “Nailed it!”

2019-01-20: Baby Vale requests that if the government shut down is going to last much longer, that we at least …

2019-01-20: That Hitchcock and Scully origin episode of Brooklyn Nine-Nine was the exact amount of weird I …

2019-01-20: Remember the days when I would plan trips eight months out? We arrive in Bangkok three months from …

2019-01-19: Part of me also thinks that the iMac may be the first Mac to get an Apple-designed chip. But I could …

2019-01-19: Really the main hesitation on buying the new Mac mini was the potential for Face ID in the next …

2019-01-19: This new Mac Mini is also somewhat of an indictment of photo editing on the iPad Pro. iPad editing …

2019-01-19: Alright. Ordered a new Mac Mini (3.2GHz i7, 16GB RAM, 1TB SSD). Editing photos on my 2015 MacBook …

2019-01-19: Also, I just spared you all a ‘mind-‘bogle’ing’ pun, so you’re welcome

2019-01-18: It’s the nichest of niches, but it’s surprising to me that John Bogle’s passing didn’t …

2019-01-15: Hey Siri, what are some sick burns I can say to my dog

2018-12-04: Getting travel ready

2018-12-01: Early bird does not get the scooter

2018-11-17: Two beers and then walk the aisles on the Acela train. Try it

2018-11-09: …and here’s that travel cable strategy in all its glory

2018-11-09: Oh ya know, just spent the morning trying to come up with a new travel charging cable strategy, as …

2018-11-06: Of course, Baby Vale asked that why— as residents of Washington DC— we have no federal …

2018-11-06: We voted!

2018-09-30: Next time you all see my mom ask her who won in street bible trivia

2018-09-29: People next to us at dinner: “how can New York City continue to fund small theaters in a time when …

2018-09-20: The naming of of the iPhone XS and XS Max is pretty terrible, but I really think Apple considers …

2018-09-20: I was impressed with how easy it was to advocate for the XR, though: same-type screen as your iPhone …

2018-09-20: It’s funny how the narrative of the 5C being not a great phone spread. Enough so that I was …

2018-08-26: How can we be more like John McCain? Figure out what drives your values and then do things to …

2018-08-26: Not sure I can overstate John McCain’s importance to how I think about things politically. I …

2018-08-08: The makeup of the fried rice in my lunch today Rice: duh Carrots: of course Onions: yum Peas: Ok …

2018-07-29: This is what Southwest first class looks like

2018-07-29: Our STL-LAS flight just got pushed back an hours. AMA

2018-07-29: This is what happens when you’re in St. Louis and you get to the airport two hours early

2018-07-29: At 18 hours and 45 minutes long, it’s the longest flight in the world and it’s not even …

2018-07-29: Y’all. Julie just let me book us on that Newark to Singapore nonstop flight

2018-07-27: If this flight coming to DCA is truly en route, Baby Vale would like to know why our departure time …

2018-07-24: Happy that my shirt and pants can clean up for the guy who shaved his beard on the metro

2018-07-23: Commercials shouldn’t be allowed to have crying babies while baby Vale is napping

2018-07-18: Twitter poll: we’re getting a new car in a few days, should the first album we listen to be: …

2018-07-18: tfw you tweet about a ceiling leak before telling your bae, but she’s subscribed to your feed

2018-07-18: You, an ill-informed person: I can’t believe they haven’t picked up your trash, yet Me, …

2018-07-17: The people: Did you really just want to come back to mention that the trash hadn’t been picked …

2018-07-17: Put the trash out on Sunday night and it still hasn’t been picked up. I can almost smell the …

2018-07-17: Y’all mind if I start writing stuff on here again?

2018-06-10: (That movie was Hereditary and thanks to iTunes $5 horror movie sale, I now own It Follows, Let the …

2018-06-10: The best kind of movies are the kind that make you want to go home and watch eight more

2018-05-21: Y’all. I’m about to see 2001 on the biggest screen I’ve ever seen. Like I’m kind of worried that …

2018-05-14: If someone tells you I edited a photo and the black point is <.50, you can tell that person that …

2018-05-11: What’s the point of TV if Brooklyn Nine-Nine isn’t on it?

2018-05-06: Brides!!

2018-05-06: Married!

2018-05-06: It’s only official when you sign

2018-05-04: (That’s right, I have vacations todo items. Didn’t you notice that big ‘3’ badge on Things?)

2018-05-04: Deleting Outlook and replacing it on my home screen with Sunlit is going to be the first todo item …

2018-05-04: 2018-05-03 Buenos Dias from Costa Rica! Starting my two weeks of travel sipping coffee and enjoying …

2018-04-22: What are y’all doing today? I’m watching baby Vale pull up the carpet and lick the bottom of it

2018-04-20: Guy on the metro with his bike sitting in the middle of two seats listening to music without …

2018-04-19: I’m sure there are other examples of an outside force strong-arming an industry, but this …

2018-04-09: Dissertations will be written about that Lorde costume change

2018-04-09: After the 7:30am start time for the 10-mile race this morning, Lorde is really testing us with this …

2018-04-03: how-do-babies-sleep-in-that-position dot tumblr dot com

2018-04-02: I’ve written four paper checks in the past 12 hours. Pretty sure that makes me a CPA now, so …

2018-03-30: Central Park on a gray day

2018-03-30: 9am flight to New York and then a 3pm flight back to DC today. Didn’t even bring a lightning …

2018-03-30: Always have to make sure to install WatchOS updates right after the top of the hour so that you …

2018-03-30: Ha- it’s definitely still Spring Training here. That was Tim who said that, not Al. Guess …

2018-03-30: “You’ve heard of Michelle, my bell? Well this is Marcell and he’s batting cleanup …

2018-03-29: small brain: cubano for lunch big brain: soup for lunch galaxy brain: cubano and soup for lunch

2018-03-29: I’ve posted to Instagram twice in the past 18 months, but I still get spam likes on a ton of …

2018-03-22: Hotel has an iMac running 10.7 and it may as well be in a foreign language. I cannot for the life of …

2018-03-21: Why?, you ask? Well because while everyone is trying to get out of New York, I’m heading to the …

2018-03-21: I’ve booked and then had cancelled more forms of transportation in the past few hours than I have in …

2018-03-10: My parents are currently auditioning for the Baby Boomer version of the next HomePod ad by fighting …

2018-03-02: Definitely didn’t have “104 temperatures” and “Wind Storm” on the …

2018-02-13: That being said, I really want a post TNG/DS9 series. For a franchise that prides itself on being so …

2018-02-13: Those who say Star Trek: Discovery “isn’t the Star Trek you know”: you’re …

2018-02-10: I have a HomePod that is currently playing the Once and Future Carpenter by the Avett Brothers. AMA

2018-02-09: Speaking of Apple, let me talk about an AppleTV feature I love: I just got a text that I should …

2018-02-09: Aaaaaaanyways— that probably should have been a blog post (or at least a threaded conversation), but …

2018-02-09: Apple believes in “openness” as so far as it doesn’t mess with their hardware-selling business. …

2018-02-09: Google and Amazon’s business models may allow you to buy other competing devices—but their …

2018-02-09: Re: This article from The Verge I don’t necessarily disagree with the premise that the HomePod …

2018-02-09: I’ve seen enough movies to know that three black SUVs parked in front of your house is rarely a good …

2018-02-06: First day of daycare and parents already asking us questions we don’t know the answer to. …

2018-02-03: Last run of the day, first black diamond of the day

2018-02-03: High of five degrees out on the ski slopes today. Low of 95 degrees in the hot tub tonight

2018-02-01: Oh man— what are we forgetting for baby’s first five-hour road trip??

2018-01-31: The more I think about the HomePod, the more important AirPlay becomes (and not just because Star …

2018-01-31: Going to see Phantom Thread and then coming home to watch the second half of the Kentucky game. …

2018-01-31: It feels like there should be a gradual increase of happy hour prices rather than just charge you …

2018-01-30: On Sunday, I wanted to watch Star Trek: Discovery, but with my house still full of extended family, …

2018-01-29: Staring down a 3.5 day work week with a big ski trip (and Baby Vale’s first vacation!) at the …

2018-01-29: I almost said to Julie, “I’m going to play a little Stardew Valley and then be up to …

2018-01-29: 1:30pm brunch reservations after a 9am church service means you have to be very careful not to blow …

2018-01-28: Supreme irony I posted what I did right before a movie about basic decency, privilege, and the …

2018-01-27: In the previews for Shape of Water and I’m 90% sure I have a movie talker next to me. Pray for us …

2018-01-27: Fixing Apple Watch's Move Goal I mentioned last week that I was trying to figure out how to fix the Apple Watch’s activity …

2018-01-26: I’ll reconsider getting the HomePod: When the reviews come out When (if!) it ever goes on …

2018-01-26: I successfully resisted the urge to buy a HomePod. Please clap.

2018-01-25: Diamond Beach at Jökulsárlón Glacial Lagoon in Iceland. Lots of ice chunks on a black sand beach. …

2018-01-25: Really happy to get this post on the basics of discounted travel with credit card points out; I get …

2018-01-24: The Five Basics of Credit Card Points and Airline Miles There are three things everyone should know about credit card points and airline miles: This …

2018-01-23: I’m most excited about Shape of Water’s nomination– mainly because I haven’t …

2018-01-23: Mostly happy with at least the list for Academy Award best picture. I’m sure there’s …

2018-01-23: I was excited when the HomePod was announced, but eight months later $350 seems steep for the …

2018-01-23: What a waste when a few perfectly good thunderstorm is forecasted for while you’re asleep

2018-01-22: I really need Dwayne Johnson to find his Die Hard

2018-01-22: It’s such a nice day for a run, I think I’ll stay in and watch football

2018-01-21: What are y’all doing tonight? Julie and I are talking about the Oxford comma

2018-01-21: Red Sparrow is totally going to turn out to be a prequel to the Americans

2018-01-20: What It Means to "Support (My) Family" Julie and I are both lucky enough to work in jobs where we both have Good bosses who support …

2018-01-19: One annoying thing that’s cropped up recently with my AirPods: they’re connecting to my …

2018-01-19: The Matterhorn right after sunset from our hotel room in Zermatt, Switzerland. For all the mountains …

2018-01-18: I’m mostly on board with the iPhone X not showing the battery percentage, I just wish there …

2018-01-17: I can’t decide if I’d rather have several small snow events (like what’s slated …

2018-01-16: On our day off, baby Vale and I decided to watch Community instead of eating Tide Pods

2018-01-14: Day 10 of looking for Qatar Airways business class award space on British Airways website and still …

2018-01-14: One of those days getting things in order so that I can get other things in order tomorrow. Always …

2018-01-12: One major benefit of getting old: when you plan group trips everyone is willing to pay a little …

2018-01-11: You can almost feel the unrest under your feet in New Zealand. There’s so much seismic …

2018-01-11: Since it’s in the news, starting out with one of the places on the New York Times 52 Places to …

2018-01-11: I really want to start posting more pictures from our travels the past few years. Maybe Travel …

2018-01-10: But I’ll give Up Next on the AppleTV this: I just switched my Hulu login and my progress on …

2018-01-10: Up Next on the AppleTV works 90% of the time, but that 10% almost makes it more annoying. It …

2018-01-10: Season 2 of Fortitude was spectacular. It reminded me so much of those early seasons of Lost. Highly …

2018-01-10: Season 2 of Fortitude was spectacular. It reminded me so much of those early seasons of Lost. Highly …

2018-01-09: With the amount of spam calls I get, I truly believe that my phone number must be etched into the …

2018-01-09: With the amount of spam calls I get, I truly believe that my phone number must be etched into the …

2018-01-09: Slightly Out of Reach: t.co/CAmTLDWCi…

2018-01-09: Slightly Out of Reach I’d like to say I’ve been running for years, but it’s probably a bit more accurate …

2018-01-07: I’ve really been trying to integrate @Agiletortoise Drafts app back into my workflow. I just need …

2018-01-07: I’ve really been trying to integrate @Agiletortoise Drafts app back into my workflow. I just …

2018-01-07: Well, I did get cold. But only about two miles into the run, which means I was two miles away from …

2018-01-07: Well, I did get cold. But only about two miles into the run, which means I was two miles away from …

2018-01-07: My gym is only three blocks away, so I usually jog there to warm up, even if it’s single …

2018-01-07: My gym is only three blocks away, so I usually jog there to warm up, even if it’s single …

2018-01-06: When people told me that parenthood meant doing a ton of laundry, I thought they meant a ton of baby …

2018-01-06: When people told me that parenthood meant doing a ton of laundry, I thought they meant a ton of baby …

2018-01-06: Person tuning into Crazy-Ex Girlfriend for the first time last night: “I was on the fence when the …

2018-01-06: Person tuning into Crazy-Ex Girlfriend for the first time last night: “I was on the fence when …

2018-01-05: The Venn diagram of people who watch Fortitude and people who would actually live in an Arctic town …

2018-01-05: The Venn diagram of people who watch Fortitude and people who would actually live in an Arctic town …

2018-01-05: I’ve been getting a ton of questions recently about credit card points and airline miles. I really …

2018-01-05: I’ve been getting a ton of questions recently about credit card points and airline miles. I …

2018-01-03: Just to be clear: I don’t think the Cardinals should or will go to eight years. It’s a Hail Mary …

2018-01-03: Just to be clear: I don’t think the Cardinals should or will go to eight years. It’s a …

2018-01-03: There is zero doubt in my mind that Scott Boras leaked Eric Homser’s 7 year, $147 million offer from …

2018-01-03: There is zero doubt in my mind that Scott Boras leaked Eric Homser’s 7 year, $147 million offer from …

2018-01-03: I’m finally going to finish Buffy the Vampire Slayer tonight. Only twenty years too late

2018-01-03: I’m finally going to finish Buffy the Vampire Slayer tonight. Only twenty years too late

2018-01-03: Happy 10th birthday, baby Bella! Here’s to ten more! t.co/aOCtSys0Z…

2018-01-03: Happy 10th birthday, baby Bella! Here’s to ten more!

2018-01-03: I deserve credit for this too as that I took several flights and lived t.co/5lleFUd5v…

2018-01-03: Looks like @julesmcclure will start with episode 2 t.co/Ttnr270At…

2018-01-03: I took the day off to stay home with Baby Vale and somehow still amassed a 19-item todo list.

2018-01-03: I took the day off to stay home with Baby Vale and somehow still amassed a 19-item todo list.

2018-01-02: Seeing What Sticks: t.co/zQ1JvILxp…

2018-01-02: Seeing What Sticks New Year’s gets a bad rap. I think it’s because there’s plenty of things that are …

2018-01-02: Food hangovers are the new alcohol hangovers

2018-01-02: Food hangovers are the new alcohol hangovers

2018-01-01: Last year t.co/HlVJWKJvq…

2018-01-01: This year t.co/bYMHYMvnJ…

2018-01-01: This year

2018-01-01: Last year

2017-12-30: Can’t wait to use that sweet phone line surge protection on my new surge protector …

2017-12-30: Can’t wait to use that sweet phone line surge protection on my new surge protector

2017-12-29: Always fun when you call to cancel a flight and you have to explain the cancellation rules to the …

2017-12-29: Always fun when you call to cancel a flight and you have to explain the cancellation rules to the …

2017-12-28: Taking her first flight home t.co/rvnZkT3x4…

2017-12-28: Taking her first flight home

2017-12-27: We’re so proud of Bella’s newest certification t.co/kzG9ykmdg…

2017-12-27: We’re so proud of Bella’s newest certification

2017-12-25: From our family to yours, wishing you the Pappiest of Christmases and easy hangovers in the new year …

2017-12-25: From our family to yours, wishing you the Pappiest of Christmases and easy hangovers in the new year

2017-12-23: Enjoying the last Christmas where I don’t have to hear people ask, “But doesn’t Apple slow down old …

2017-12-23: Enjoying the last Christmas where I don’t have to hear people ask, “But doesn’t Apple …

2017-12-21: Oh man, never tweet at MoviePass support t.co/3ocXU76rc…

2017-12-21: Probably not the best idea we’ve had t.co/85RXHJktk…

2017-12-21: Probably not the best idea we’ve had

2017-12-19: I think $10/month will be “worth it” (whatever that means) with the next Apple Watch (or more …

2017-12-19: I think $10/month will be “worth it” (whatever that means) with the next Apple Watch (or more …

2017-12-19: Seems like there’s a lot of money to be made by a carrier that can: A. Get Apple to unbundle the …

2017-12-19: Seems like there’s a lot of money to be made by a carrier that can: A. Get Apple to unbundle the …

2017-12-19: He didn’t get the two catches t.co/bRnsT3iIF…

2017-12-19: It’s that time of year again when a football player getting two catches means an additional $350 in …

2017-12-19: It’s that time of year again when a football player getting two catches means an additional $350 in …

2017-12-16: I love the HiRise Duet, but I feel like I’m really missing out not going the Qi charging route. …

2017-12-16: I love the HiRise Duet, but I feel like I’m really missing out not going the Qi charging route. …

2017-12-15: I really like Stephen Piscotty, but I can’t tell you how happy it makes me that he was traded to the …

2017-12-15: I really like Stephen Piscotty, but I can’t tell you how happy it makes me that he was traded …

2017-12-15: Two hours until my Last Jedi showing and still haven’t been spoiled. Chances the 201 unread tweets …

2017-12-15: Two hours until my Last Jedi showing and still haven’t been spoiled. Chances the 201 unread …

2017-12-13: This lady on my call who keeps referring to Kentucky as “the Commonwealth of Kentucky”: &lt;110 …

2017-12-13: This lady on my call who keeps referring to Kentucky as “the Commonwealth of Kentucky”:

2017-12-13: I don’t want to complain too much about this, but… You all know that BLUF emails are how all emails …

2017-12-13: I don’t want to complain too much about this, but… You all know that BLUF emails are how all …

2017-12-13: RT @WaltHickey: have you ever looked at the list of top grossing movies when you exclude all …

2017-12-13: I’m supposed to be coming up with a project schedule for updates to a Systems Inventory list, but …

2017-12-13: I’m supposed to be coming up with a project schedule for updates to a Systems Inventory list, …

2017-12-13: t.co/upz0sCL2d…’s junk mail filter has quietly gotten really good. I can’t remember the last …

2017-12-13: Mail.app’s junk mail filter has quietly gotten really good. I can’t remember the last …

2017-12-11: I mean, my hair is not even that crazy tonight. That lady should catch me at the 7:30am morning walk …

2017-12-11: I mean, my hair is not even that crazy tonight. That lady should catch me at the 7:30am morning walk

2017-12-11: Out taking the dog for a walk. She goes up to random person Rando: “what a good do….wait, you’re the …

2017-12-11: Out taking the dog for a walk. She goes up to random person Rando: “what a good do….wait, …

2017-12-10: Jingle Jangle is the truth t.co/wuEYZq4Xd…

2017-12-09: RT @gruber: How great is Derek Jeter? So great that he’s still the best player on the Yankees.

2017-12-09: The CORRECT ranking of weather: snow»&gt;rain»»»»»»»»sunshine Come at me

2017-12-09: The CORRECT ranking of weather: …

2017-12-09: Brats, Brussels, wine, and fries, in preparation for snow (and for next week) t.co/dziaqDj5x…

2017-12-09: Brats, Brussels, wine, and fries, in preparation for snow (and for next week)

2017-12-03: I mean we’re pretty sure at this point that the only reason the Cardinals are being included in the …

2017-12-03: I mean we’re pretty sure at this point that the only reason the Cardinals are being included …

2017-11-23: Top three most emotional moments thus far: 1. Bringing her home 2. Getting her first passport in the …

2017-11-23: Top three most emotional moments thus far: 1. Bringing her home 2. Getting her first passport in the …

2017-11-15: Justice League is a lot like a website banner ad: I’m vaguely aware it’s there and slightly annoyed …

2017-11-15: Justice League is a lot like a website banner ad: I’m vaguely aware it’s there and slightly annoyed …

2017-11-11: I’m pretty sure critics haven’t seen the typography in the Murder on the Orient Express ads or they …

2017-11-11: I’m pretty sure critics haven’t seen the typography in the Murder on the Orient Express ads or they …

2017-11-10: If spring cleaning is a deep house cleaning, fall cleaning is a deep computer-file cleaning

2017-11-10: If spring cleaning is a deep house cleaning, fall cleaning is a deep computer-file cleaning

2017-11-10: I used to look for ways to decrease the cost of my Washington Post subscription. On days like today, …

2017-11-10: I used to look for ways to decrease the cost of my Washington Post subscription. On days like today, …

2017-11-09: On Wednesdays, we leave the flash on: t.co/TZvIdMaZP…

2017-11-09: On Wednesdays, we leave the flash on One of these days I’m going to stop talking about the iPhone X camera. Today is not that day. I’ve …

2017-11-09: It’s Wednesday and we didn’t wear pink t.co/WPbsM9HB4…

2017-11-09: It’s Wednesday and we didn’t wear pink

2017-11-09: Face ID on the iPhone X works just as well as expected. Only real complaint is that when it does …

2017-11-09: Face ID on the iPhone X works just as well as expected. Only real complaint is that when it does …

2017-11-07: One more obligatory baby Vale iPhone X Portrait Mode picture. The blur that Apple uses is a bit too …

2017-11-07: One more obligatory baby Vale iPhone X Portrait Mode picture. The blur that Apple uses is a bit too …

2017-11-07: I can’t believe I went this long without a phone that can do Portrait Mode. It’s absolutely …

2017-11-07: I can’t believe I went this long without a phone that can do Portrait Mode. It’s absolutely …

2017-11-01: I made an exception for the kid who said ‘Trick or Trump’

2017-11-01: I made an exception for the kid who said ‘Trick or Trump’

2017-11-01: I have a strict ‘say trick or treat or no candy’ rule

2017-11-01: I have a strict ‘say trick or treat or no candy’ rule

2017-10-27: Apple Store wouldn’t initially load, but once it did, it took three clicks to pre-order the iPhone …

2017-10-27: Apple Store wouldn’t initially load, but once it did, it took three clicks to pre-order the iPhone …

2017-10-22: Love that there’s a team to root for in the World Series

2017-10-22: I was just sitting here thinking, “Ugh, I wish this baseball game would get over so I could play …

2017-10-22: I was just sitting here thinking, “Ugh, I wish this baseball game would get over so I could play …

2017-10-18: I have to stop starting to play Stardew Valley at 10:30 at night

2017-10-18: I have to stop starting to play Stardew Valley at 10:30 at night

2017-10-16: Wasn’t really looking for an answer to the question, “What about nice temperatures, but oppressively …

2017-10-16: Wasn’t really looking for an answer to the question, “What about nice temperatures, but oppressively …

2017-10-13: With the weather as warm as it is, good to have Nationals baseball confirm it’s October

2017-10-05: I was going to originally title that ‘Apple’s WoeS problems’. But I’m not sure I’m ready to head …

2017-10-05: I was going to originally title that ‘Apple’s WoeS problems’. But I’m not sure I’m …

2017-10-05: WatchOS Woes: t.co/h2ZfkItxB…

2017-10-05: WatchOS Woes The biggest dread I have before running nowadays is dealing with the WatchOS 4 music app. Normally …

2017-10-04: 50 unread emails and 14 more todos. That’s doable today, right?

2017-10-04: 50 unread emails and 14 more todos. That’s doable today, right?

2017-10-04: Google which cut of Blade Runner I should watch. Quickly decide to stop computing for a week

2017-09-29: Seems like this gets earlier every year t.co/Lr9Z3B7W3…

2017-09-29: Seems like this gets earlier every year

2017-09-24: Looking forward to repeating the fun in Darren Aronofsky’s messiah!

2017-09-24: Looking forward to repeating the fun in Darren Aronofsky’s messiah!

2017-09-23: Good to see Dropbox updated to take advantage of native Files support on iOS 11. Was worried Apple …

2017-09-23: Good to see Dropbox updated to take advantage of native Files support on iOS 11. Was worried Apple …

2017-09-23: yep t.co/WKIfy7hvP…

2017-09-23: Wish I also had a cool Puerto Rico onesie t.co/BQyKxATBB…

2017-09-23: Wish I also had a cool Puerto Rico onesie

2017-09-18: Yo, @netflix: I get why you don’t want to support Up Next on AppleTV. You should, but I get it. But …

2017-09-18: Yo, @netflix: I get why you don’t want to support Up Next on AppleTV. You should, but I get it. But …

2017-09-13: Pass t.co/XQmSyA1lA…

2017-08-28: This girl owes me a ticket to Logan Lucky t.co/k5IFxpHVe…

2017-08-18: We’ll just buy her a ticket to see Wonder Woman while we see LL t.co/0NHzQ9Tip…

2017-08-18: Straight from the horse’s mouth, y’all t.co/p5iSLFNIt…

2017-08-18: Baby V, gonna need you to go ahead and hold off coming until I see Logan Lucky this weekend

2017-08-18: Baby V, gonna need you to go ahead and hold off coming until I see Logan Lucky this weekend

2017-08-16: Remember when we wanted it to be 2017?

2017-08-04: This app may come in handy t.co/0G3PNTApq…

2017-07-28: Sign of the times: John McCain lives up to his Maverick name by being decent and following the …

2017-07-23: RLRT @SOKYBallCards I can’t believe they’re not playing Mariah Carey’s Toxic

2017-07-16: Wishing I had a big ice couch in DC today t.co/kyQMKzEkD…

2017-07-16: My second favorite thing to yell is “Go Cards!” to tourists in (STL) Cards hats. My favorite to yell …

2017-07-16: I’m glad I don’t hate anything as much as my dog hates the mail man

2017-07-15: I’m glad I don’t hate anything as much as my dog hates the mail man

2017-07-15: My second favorite thing to yell is “Go Cards!” to tourists in (STL) Cards hats. My favorite to yell …

2017-07-14: Wishing I had a big ice couch in DC today

2017-07-11: 12:02pm is a good of time as any to start t.co/iKl1bzdOU…

2017-07-09: Kickstarter is the id of America

2017-07-08: This makes me unreasonably proud t.co/BYNasO8g3…

2017-07-02: Ready for their third bourbon t.co/gpi8K6esj…

2017-07-02: Ready for their third bourbon

2017-07-01: Baby Driver was so good that we’re going to do a Beguiled/Big Sick double feature on Tuesday

2017-07-01: Baby Driver was so good that we’re going to do a Beguiled/Big Sick double feature on Tuesday

2017-07-01: It seems like that the only thing Pitch Perfect 3 is about is how unnecessary Pitch Perfect 3 is.

2017-07-01: It seems like that the only thing Pitch Perfect 3 is about is how unnecessary Pitch Perfect 3 is.

2017-06-30: Mainly because while the iPhone may have literally changed how the world works, work the touch …

2017-06-30: I proceeded to stare at that blue marble and the slide to unlock screen for hours on end.

2017-06-30: I arrive home, slice through the protective wrap, and pull the phone from the box. I power it on and …

2017-06-30: By 6pm, I’m heading home with my new 8GB iPhone.

2017-06-30: At 5pm the doors open and the reps take the first five people, leaving me as the new head of a line …

2017-06-30: The teenager turns him down. The second guy in line does not

2017-06-30: At 4pm, a guy in a suit walks up to the teenager with the first spot in line and offers him a $1000 …

2017-06-30: I honestly don’t even remember what I did to pass that day away. I’m sure I brought my PowerBook 12″ …

2017-06-30: Six people and two iPod Hi-Fis were in line in front of me.

2017-06-30: I tell myself that getting back to the store at 6am for a 5pm release is good enough. At 4:30am, I …

2017-06-30: There were four people in line. I felt OK about my chances of getting both a good night’s sleep and …

2017-06-30: Ten years and one day ago, I drove over to my closest AT&amp;T store to see if I was indeed …

2017-06-30: Dreading a meeting since I didn’t have time to prep for it today. Get to meeting &amp; …

2017-06-30: Dreading a meeting since I didn’t have time to prep for it today. Get to meeting & …

2017-06-21: TGIF

2017-06-20: Hey Siri, can dogs have Easy Cheese?

2017-06-19: Left side takes me to work, right side takes me to Golden Corral t.co/L24Q3DeSf…

2017-06-19: Left side takes me to work, right side takes me to Golden Corral

2017-06-18: Girl picked the air-band episode. Guy was wishy-washy (and was clearly less versed). I’m on team …

2017-06-18: Couple next to us at dinner–clearly on a firstish date– talking about their favorite episode of …

2017-06-18: Couple next to us at dinner–clearly on a firstish date– talking about their favorite …

2017-06-18: Good day for baseball, bad day for the Cards (as expected) t.co/fBBl1bmTd…

2017-06-18: Good day for baseball, bad day for the Cards (as expected)

2017-06-17: RT @LangoschMLB: #STLCards have their first five-home run game since Sept. 27, 2016. Their 11 runs …

2017-06-17: Yeah, it wasn’t tonight’s game t.co/e2Zddcfv9…

2017-06-16: Got seats behind home plate, so we’ll probably be on TV the entire game. Gotta tell @julesmcclure …

2017-06-16: Cards are in Baltimore this weekend and with the way they’re playing, I can only get geared up to go …

2017-06-16: Cards are in Baltimore this weekend and with the way they’re playing, I can only get geared up …

2017-06-16: Twitter followers: what are you supposed to do with a real life book once you’re finished reading …

2017-06-16: I should probably clarify that I have read books before, but I don’t think I’ve ever read one that’s …

2017-06-16: I just bought a book—a real life book with paper and ink. People who see me reading it are going to …

2017-06-13: RT @jwadlington: @julesmcclure said that this wasn’t worthy of Instagram, but I told her it would be …

2017-06-13: Bibimbap for dinner courtesy of @julesmcclure t.co/Dx4rxksU7…

2017-06-13: Bibimbap for dinner courtesy of @julesmcclure

2017-06-10: Funny(?) story: We also had tickets for Tuesday. Theater double booked our reserved seats and gave …

2017-06-10: Wonder Woman. My comprehensive Twitter review: t.co/cEmTJdUWV… Recap of earlier comprehensive …

2017-06-10: Han and Leia t.co/JqzR1eeeb…

2017-06-10: Saw a great movie, drank some bourbon, and just tweeted a lot. AMA

2017-06-10: That’s an Exxon station t.co/dPZhips4a…

2017-06-10: Matheny obviously isn’t to those points, but his willingness to reject modern baseball is killing …

2017-06-10: Shaq at point guard would have been a disaster. Peyton Manning as a defensive lineman would have …

2017-06-10: The problem is that drafting or signing great players is only as effective as how they’re deployed.

2017-06-10: But baseball has changed and the Cardinals have been successful because they’ve been at the …

2017-06-10: Look, Matheny was one of my favorite Cardinals growing up and he would have been an OK manager in …

2017-06-10: I don’t believe that Mozeliak is in trouble (Mo doesn’t either). He’s just trying to appear to …

2017-06-10: RT @vivaelbirdos: If Mozeliak isn’t secure, there’s something deeply wrong with the …

2017-06-10: Wonder Woman review: …

2017-06-10: Let me guess the entire content of said press conference: “NO YOU’RE THE LIAR”

2017-06-10: Also, apparently Twitter failed to inform me that Trump was having a press conference today.

2017-06-10: RT @jwadlington: Dealer: 20 Mike Matheny: Hit Ace M: 21! D: 20 M: Hit 10 D: Bust D:20 M:Hit 5 D:Bust …

2017-06-10: Cardinals fire all the people who have no hand in the current situation. It’s obvious to everyone …

2017-06-10: Cardinals fire all the people who have no hand in the current situation. It’s obvious to …

2017-06-06: Maybe if it started on time… t.co/L6Sga0Fcy…

2017-06-04: “These new millennials don’t know how to walk down the street” – Guy who was also struggling to walk …

2017-06-04: “These new millennials don’t know how to walk down the street” - Guy who was also …

2017-06-04: The best part of 90s RomComs was the unironic use of the Gin Blossoms

2017-06-03: Time to leave DC t.co/Qu9jAGUF4…

2017-06-03: Time to leave DC

2017-05-31: Nice of this plane to have a Nintendo Switch-dedicated tray table t.co/OQQjmlOWm…

2017-05-31: Nice of this plane to have a Nintendo Switch-dedicated tray table

2017-05-31: 10:46am is good a time as any to switch to bourbon (when you’re on your way to Vegas)

2017-05-31: Third Bloody Mary of the day from 30,000 t.co/YgfBCxHTc…

2017-05-31: Third Bloody Mary of the day from 30,000

2017-05-31: Never change, GoGo Wifi t.co/etS0I2cfV…

2017-05-31: Never change, GoGo Wifi

2017-05-29: Exhibit A t.co/6xPPDorEL…

2017-05-29: Not quite sure there’s ever been art that reflects both the wonders and absurdity of life like the …

2017-05-29: Not quite sure there’s ever been art that reflects both the wonders and absurdity of life like …

2017-05-24: Many (Most??) of his turns are not that great, but teenage Jordon would probably argue that …

2017-05-24: James Bond is one of the reasons I love movies. Roger Moore was the reason I got into James Bond.

2017-05-20: About to show my pregnant wife Alien for the first time: great idea or greatest idea?

2017-05-20: About to show my pregnant wife Alien for the first time: great idea or greatest idea?

2017-05-18: Super excited to get to that first todo item on @culturedcode’s newly released Things 3 …

2017-05-18: Discover (finally!) paid out those 10x Apple Pay bonuses from 2015. Would love to know the …

2017-05-18: Discover (finally!) paid out those 10x Apple Pay bonuses from 2015. Would love to know the …

2017-05-18: Breaking out the big guns tonight t.co/8smhF3f2q…

2017-05-17: Pretty sure I’m gonna be able to revisit this tweet often t.co/iKl1bzdOU…

2017-05-14: $5 brunch up charge to celebrate the contributions of our mothers

2017-05-14: $5 brunch up charge to celebrate the contributions of our mothers

2017-05-14: There’s a fine line between “family style” and “buffet” t.co/TWR0nSPF0…

2017-05-14: There’s a fine line between “family style” and “buffet”

2017-05-14: &lt;cat-confused-as-to-why-the-government-penalizes-citizens-and-then-realizing-it’s-easy-revenu …

2017-05-14: Yo, DC folks: what’s this new 10% tax on my Hulu bill all about?

2017-05-13: I refuse to believe that I’m the only person in the world who gets excited at nonstop rain for the …

2017-05-13: I refuse to believe that I’m the only person in the world who gets excited at nonstop rain for …

2017-05-13: Monuments in DC we can all get behind t.co/Xhf6I3yco…

2017-05-13: Monuments in DC we can all get behind

2017-05-12: Pro tip: two bourbons then read the news

2017-05-08: After years of the 140-character limit on Twitter, 280 on micro.blog feels like I’m writing a …

2017-05-08: I’ve had some trouble with the mic on my AirPods and just had them replaced. Interesting that …

2017-04-18: Maybe coinciding with the release of 10.3, but these seem more like backend enhancements on Apple’s …

2017-04-18: Folks with multiple HomeKit switches/lights/etc.: have you noticed a big leap in reliability of your …

2017-04-11: I may have a problem t.co/hzetu46tf…

2017-04-10: Only the Cubs would have a reminder of how much they lose in their championship rings …

2017-04-07: RLRT @julesmcclure oh shit, I may have needed a full bladder

2017-04-07: Probably the best we can hope for is that this movie is directed by the Coen Brothers and not …

2017-04-02: With the game on the line: Is it worse to miss four straight free throws or give up two straight …

2017-03-27: Baseball season

2017-03-20: t.co/dxPvrBlQf… t.co/nhXMhUl1D…

2017-03-20: Iceland has two weather speeds: so nice you want to cry and so snowy/windy that tears are forced …

2017-03-11: Don’t judge me! It took most of you nerds seven years to watch it

2017-03-11: Shameful confession: After about three years, I’m only about halfway through season six on my first …

2017-02-27: That’s how I prefer ‘em, but Moonlight is probably the best of the bunch. Whatever that means. Still …

2017-02-27: Arrival&gt;Manchester by the Sea&gt;La La Land&gt;Moonlight&gt;Hell or High …

2017-01-29: Southern Baptists following what Jesus said (Luke 10:29-37) and standing up for those who need it …

2017-01-19: A Sleepless-Bye Bye Man double feature would probably be the end of movies for me.

2017-01-19: You can text me every 50 minutes all you want AMC, but I’m not gonna go see The Bye Bye Man …

2017-01-19: The lingo of retirement accounts is super intimidating, but in practice it’s pretty easy. I can help …

2017-01-19: Retirement savings in two steps: participate in what your work offers (401k, 403b) and put whatever …

2017-01-19: 40% of their sample is aspiring actors. &lt;hashtag millennials&gt; t.co/67fvJTbP5…

2017-01-14: Probably gonna order a $300 Zelda-playing machine today.

2017-01-13: My biggest complaint about @AppleMusic is how hidden like/dislike are on all platforms. It really …

2017-01-13: Guy on the metro reading the novelization of the movie Batman and Robin. God bless him. …

2017-01-12: Asked the hotel to take off that beer when checking out and they did. Always ask.

2017-01-12: Also, take that my wallet!

2017-01-12: I just went to the hotel minibar, took out a beer, and chugged it. Take that predictability!

2017-01-12: Even the morning after, still can’t quite believe what I just saw. Any hype you’ve heard about …

2017-01-12: So this is happening t.co/tS1hOc7zb…

2017-01-07: Yep t.co/94bGEgl0o…

2017-01-05: Good on @SouthwestAir for extending companion pass options to March 31. Wish it’d have been a day …

2017-01-05: Yo @AppleMusic: appreciate the Christmas music on the new music mix this week. Woulda been nice— ya …

2016-12-02: New MB Pro battery life while editing pictures: 3.5 hours &lt;cat crying after realizing that …

2016-11-28: …and thanks to @SenateMajLdr for taking my call this morning. Always good to let your Senators/Reps …

2016-11-22: If you have concerns or just want to offer support, it’s super low pressure to call your reps! They …

2016-11-22: Thanks to @RandPaul’s office for talking about my concerns today! Disappointed @SenateMajLdr …

2016-11-09: Y’all aren’t tweeting enough. Guess I’m gonna have to go watch Dr. Strange

2016-11-09: OK, caught up. Could everyone tweet more so that I have something to read? t.co/bG49r39FM…

2016-11-09: Could everyone stop tweeting for a few minutes while I try to catch up?

2016-11-05: Coach &lt;crying cat being comforted by empathetic dog emoji&gt;

2016-11-05: Where does second and third on the upgrade list get you on a flight? t.co/5mK25alLb…

2016-10-30: RT @boxcar_fritz: “I feel bad for you.” “I don’t think about you at …

2016-10-28: GaGa’s Joanne is the album that Kings of Leon wants to make. It says a lot that I’m happier that she …

2016-10-28: New custom configured MacBook Pro is officially ordered. Ships Nov 17-25. (was expecting much longer …

2016-10-17: Are we almost to the point in the movie where the two long-time enemies team up to take on the real …

2016-10-08: There is nothing revelatory about Trump’s leaked video, but that makes it no less affecting. This is …

2016-10-08: I believe that our nation is bigger than liberal or conservative, more than the sum of Republican or …

2016-10-03: One more baseball tweet. Ideal scenario: giants over cubs; dodgers over nats; giants over dodgers.

2016-10-03: Basketball season

2016-09-30: RT @vivaelbirdos: I think we have learned a valuable lesson here: if you run away from your problems …

2016-09-30: The cardinals need to just leave St. Louis really quickly

2016-09-24: That f1.8 aperture on the iPhone 7 &lt;cat with heart eyes kissing dog with bone eyes …

2016-09-14: It’s 1/3 of the way there! Just add the ability to swipe to a Now Playing pane and a HomeKit pane

2016-09-14: Biggest watchOS 3 wish: an iOS 10 style control center.

2016-09-13: He’s putting himself in good position to be the lead in the Dewey Crowe spinoff series, though

2016-09-13: Someone needs to tell him that Justified ended last year and they’re not taking any more auditions …

2016-09-08: My biggest question t.co/tfmu69NCq…

2016-09-01: United’s Polaris business class review: &lt;90 emoji&gt; (aka, very good, but still trails …

2016-09-01: Out at Dulles for the unveiling of the new @united business class product, Polaris! …

2016-08-31: Trump announces immigration speech then gets invited to Mexico? Nieto obviously just read that …

2016-08-31: Tweet storm over. Everyone can come out of their bunkers now

2016-08-31: …its subscribers have to not use its service. Is there another business out there that needs to …

2016-08-31: I’ve said this to a lot of people: but as much as I love the service, I’m dubious of its long term …

2016-08-31: If @Moviepass said “we’re raising prices to $45/month but also removing the movie/day limit …

2016-08-31: Here’s the deal with price increases: a portion of @MoviePass base will cancel. So it’s really about …

2016-08-30: Honestly, I get it. $30/month for @MoviePass isn’t sustainable. Especially for someone like me who …

2016-08-30: Wow, @moviepass raised it’s prices 50% (from $30/month to $45/month) with just 15 days notice.

2016-08-30: The CORRECT ranking of Walking Dead Series: 1. Fear the Walking Dead 2. The Walking Dead …

2016-08-30: Fear the Walking Dead &gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; The Walking Dead

2016-08-27: On that note, does anyone know if Hulu routinely crops aspect ratios of its movies? M:I:RN was …

2016-08-27: Just a reminder that Mission: Impossible: Rogue Nation is great and Rebecca Ferguson is why

2016-08-27: I’m honestly pretty impressed that Drudge and Trump saw The Invitation. t.co/0HAQVLsTk…

2016-08-24: Sausage Party: I’ll take my existential crises with honey mustard, por favor

2016-08-24: Kenton will say it t.co/qc74FmIZN…

2016-08-24: Honestly I’m just liking snapchat more. Which reminds me, follow me on snapchat with either …

2016-08-24: I’m not saying that Instagram’s new algorithmic feed has caused this apathy, but it surely hasn’t …

2016-08-24: I somehow got signed out of my Instagram account three days ago and I’ve been too lazy to sign back …

2016-08-23: Reconsideration line confirmed rejection. They were willing to take off all AU cards, but still over …

2016-08-22: There’s not been any indication the 100K UR bonus is a limited time offer. But feels like it has to …

2016-08-22: Applied for Chase Sapphire Reserve and denied. Most likely due to 5/24. I’ll try again for you soon, …

2016-08-22: Anyone tried applying for the Chase Sapphire Reserve this morning? If approved, were you over 5/24?

2016-08-21: RT @tvoti: Ryan Lochte is a Brad Pitt Coen brothers character who got caught.

2016-08-21: Also, lady at my table staying at 14 every single hand. Make my bourbon a double, please

2016-08-21: 7am in West Virginia and the table minimums are still $15. Who are these people and where do they …

2016-08-21: In West Virginia. At a casino. Where the table minimums are $15. Where a guy just hit on 20. He did …

2016-08-18: No, YOU’RE crying at Pete’s Dragon

2016-08-09: Dealer: 20 Mike Matheny: Hit Ace M: 21! D: 20 M: Hit 10 D: Bust D:20 M:Hit 5 D:Bust D:20 M:Hit 7 …

2016-07-27: Both contestants overbidding on the Showcase is exactly the type of cruel world I’m OK living in

2016-07-08: Triple digit heat index, but here I am walking the dog, catching Pokemon

2016-07-03: In the back alley! In a keg! t.co/7LHkXjYLH… t.co/OX2I7OlTS…

2016-06-29: I’d even stick around if what is now free became $10/year. But lowest point of entry is $35/year? …

2016-06-29: Limit the amount of notes that free accounts can sync or limit to plain text. Limiting devices is …

2016-06-29: …and the changes to the free tier is too punitive. Only syncing to two devices? Isn’t the whole …

2016-06-29: I’m coming around to the idea of subscription pricing, but $35/year for an app as poorly designed as …

2016-06-29: Goodbye, Evernote t.co/2P5enINrz…

2016-06-27: No Game of Thrones spoilers, but @julesmcclure and I in almost the exact spot. …

2016-06-27: ID4Ever: bones are basically fine, but wow, they should have taken those bones and buried them deep …

2016-06-26: All of it. But how is that different from all movies? t.co/EeVYEOBEv…

2016-06-26: So stay tuned to your local Twitter client. 1:45pm showing on Sunday. I promise a one tweet review …

2016-06-26: I’ll keep an open mind blah blah blah, but I’m genuinely excited about seeing something I’m sure …

2016-06-26: But since I bought these tickets so early, I’m getting the full ID4Ever (sticking with that one) …

2016-06-26: Anyway, back to why I’m excited. I see a ton of movies. For the ones I have no innate interest, I …

2016-06-26: To that I say, “What was I supposed to do? Take them to see the Neon Demon?”

2016-06-26: You may say, “Jordon, that was dumb. You didn’t have to wait for the reviews for me to tell you …

2016-06-26: So, I’m pretty excited. I bought tickets to Independence Day: Resurgence before the reviews came out …

2016-06-24: If the NCAA actually cared about the “student” part of student-athlete, shouldn’t they let them stay …

2016-06-20: (TL;DR: Ticketmaster fucked us for a long time. Now we get to fuck them)

2016-06-20: And for those of you who haven’t seen it yet, read the ticketmaster settlement: …

2016-06-20: Yes, I did just retweet a tweet from four years ago.

2016-06-20: And now that 12% convenience fee got me 34 free tickets t.co/cdN84599r…

2016-06-14: So are they gonna call it macOS 11 or macOS 12?

2016-06-05: They ran out of bourbon on AA Flight 759 from Athens to Philadelphia because I drank it all

2016-06-02: This t.co/WE0xNHHPE…

2016-05-26: Book now and beat the crowds: I give it five years before Croatia tops every must-visit travel list

2016-05-26: Dubrovnik from above with @julesmcclure @ Dubrovnik, Croatia t.co/FSywILXH4…

2016-05-25: Current status: watching Game of Thrones where they film Game of Thrones t.co/SSAUPwvYp…

2016-05-23: One of the many times @julesmcclure and I stopped on our way down the Dalmatian Coast! It’s a… …

2016-05-22: Copenhagen does not mess around with their bikes

2016-05-21: As poorly as Admirals Clubs compare to lounges in other parts of the world, at least the one in DCA …

2016-05-21: DCA&gt;JFK&gt;LHR&gt;CPH&gt;MUC&gt;SPU//DBV&gt;ATH&gt;JTR//HER&gt;AT …

2016-05-18: If The Nice Guys flops and leaves theaters before I get back from Europe, I’m gonna unfollow all of …

2016-05-14: “We went to see Zoolander, but we meant to see Zootopia!” 7 year-old in front of me in line, now a …

2016-05-12: Hamilton tickets may or may not be on sale right now (get them for January 11 and see it with …

2016-05-11: New Regal Ballston seats: thumbs up emoji cat giving kisses emoji

2016-05-08: Aftermath @ Capitol Hill t.co/UdS7vfhnp…

2016-05-08: Current status: making emergency juleps

2016-05-06: Happy Oaks! Hope everyone started their Julep’s yesterday

2016-05-06: That’s the church I knew growing up

2016-05-06: Don’t be fooled by the text of that @nytimes tweet. The OpEd from the Southern Baptist Convention’s …

2016-05-06: RT @nytopinion: Racial and ethnic diversity is the future of evangelical churches in America. …

2016-05-02: End of red eyes t.co/meE16eO0e…

2016-05-02: The only proper way to end a trip to Vegas is with a red eye

2016-05-02: Vegas somehow manages to be simultaneously the best and worst place in the world

2016-04-30: Waited in line for two hours to save $20 on a rental car, eating a $5.55 7-11 pizza at a downtown …

2016-04-30: Only in Vegas can you say “Turn left at the topless cabaret” with a straight face …

2016-04-25: Puerto Rico trip report: &lt;cat with heart eyes emoji&gt;

2016-04-24: Swimming our way through Puerto Rican caves @ Río Charco Azul, Almirante Sur, Vega Baja …

2016-04-24: Just after @julesmcclure dried off @ Playa La Esperanza, Manatí t.co/HAWcNMPw3…

2016-04-23: Waterfall swimmin’ with @julesmcclure! @ La Mina t.co/ZbLu7cyag…

2016-04-22: why do we scream at each other? This is what it sounds like

2016-04-22: Buenos Dias from Puerto Rico! Where’s the pork?

2016-04-21: Peaking through on the way to Puerto Rico @ Davidsonville, Maryland t.co/U5ITo1Fyh…

2016-04-20: But you have to promise @mlb to call grand slams Papa Slams until you die t.co/D4COgTVFw…

2016-04-17: Everybody Wants Some!!: Cats shouldn’t be in fridges

2016-04-15: Batman v. Superman: can the Justice League be Amy Adams, Holly Hunter, Gal Gadot, and Diane Lane?

2016-04-15: RT @MLB: Because only a #PapaSlam is big enough for @Bharper3407’s 100th homer. …

2016-04-15: I hope @mlb is getting paid a lot of money to call grand slams Papa Slams. t.co/VrSr2D1kD…

2016-04-10: Sunset in Barcelona @ Sagrada Famllia t.co/Vud1K0MYJ…

2016-04-09: Bubbles @ Barcelona, Spain t.co/kVoD90Cx8…

2016-04-09: And by dinner reservations, I mean leaving the house at 11pm to go eat a shit ton of tapas

2016-04-09: Barcelona. I can get used to your midnight dinner reservations

2016-04-08: Our Catalan hotel for the night is a castle. Oh yeah @ Parador de Cardona t.co/CVzNNjsaP…

2016-04-07: Buenos Dias from Barcelona! Just a quick few days for tapas and cava

2016-04-06: BWI&gt;JFK&gt;BCN&gt;JFK&gt;DCA

2016-04-06: It’s like they knew I was coming! t.co/FSzE5du9r…

2016-04-04: Heading to Barcelona for a few days on Wednesday. Follow me on @Snapchat at jrwadlington for Spanish …

2016-04-04: 91 hours 31 minutes 37 seconds: the time between preorders of the Tesla Model III began &amp; …

2016-04-04: Happy Opening Day! Hope Yadi brings you all the presents you asked for!

2016-04-03: Wonder Exhibit at the #RenwickGallery @ Renwick Gallery t.co/Q6e97p9Tl…

2016-04-01: Just a reminder: saying things that could be true and expecting people to know it’s a joke makes you …

2016-03-28: I’m pretty sure my @swarmapp top categories are the most descriptive thing ever created about me …

2016-03-18: I’m not a Duke conspiracy theorist, but their seeding and bracket placement does not help dissuade …

2016-03-18: However you feel about IU, it didn’t deserve to face UK in the 2nd round. The same is true for UNC …

2016-03-18: What’s fundamentally unfair is that a not-terrible team like Stony Brook gets embarrassed. I even …

2016-03-18: I feel a little bad for UK itself, but since we measure success in Final Four trips we’d have to go …

2016-03-18: Honestly, the more I think about Kentucky being the #4 seed in the East, the more ridiculous it …

2016-03-17: RT @Joe_Gerth: Kentucky for Kentucky weighs in with its interpretation of last week’s …

2016-03-16: Also just in: in NEWS COMPLETELY UNRELATED TO THE METRO SHUTDOWN, Uber begins tests on how high is …

2016-03-16: If that was any pub other than @washingtonpost I wouldn’t believe it. The logistics of closing metro …

2016-03-16: Whhhaaaa? t.co/0mgIOC4Qx…

2016-03-12: Once again @ExpertFlyer comes through for the perfect award availability. Invaluable tool for …

2016-03-12: RT @RogelioDeLaVega: #JaneTheVirgin has been picked up for Season 3!!! That means 22 more episodes …

2016-03-12: Just got off the metro. The tourists. They’re heeeeeerrrrrreeeee

2016-03-10: I just wish he had let people know that it actually decreases battery life! (this drives me crazy …

2016-03-06: What’s everyone doing tonight?

2016-02-29: No room at the inn for these two guys t.co/xRzpJD3gY…

2016-02-28: The good thing about Pitch Perfect being on TV is that you know what you’re gonna do for the next …

2016-02-28: Oh no, Deleware has no liquor tax t.co/x05VyiSHk…

2016-02-28: Delaware shore @ Rehoboth Beach, Delaware t.co/aSKyhKm9K…

2016-02-25: So I’ll just say go see it. Preferably on an off night with as few people in the theater as …

2016-02-25: The problem is that it’s so different from almost everything I’ve ever seen that I can’t say “It’s …

2016-02-25: I’ve been trying to figure out how to suggest people go see the Witch. There’s no lack of good …

2016-02-24: RT @LWhannell: If you like horror, you’ll love The Witch. If you like being irritated, …

2016-02-24: Carter’s got George Lucasitis: his ideas are (mostly) in the right place, but his execution is …

2016-02-24: I do think Chris Carter needs to be involved in future iterations of the series, but he really needs …

2016-02-24: This is a good overview of my biggest problems with the new season t.co/KmFvGlLk0…

2016-02-24: Some really good, some really crazy, and some really bad things in the X-Files revival. Sounds about …

2016-02-14: Terrifying t.co/VxeYF2sZT…

2016-02-10: This is better than the best case scenario t.co/X5i24KvMN…

2016-02-06: Hail, Caesar!: you know that thing that you want? Go ahead, have it. No, really. Have it. You have …

2016-01-28: Hey, @DDOTDC, is this an appropriate place for plowed snow? @dcist @washingtonpost @washingtonian …

2016-01-24: Snow day! @ United States Capitol t.co/wCuH1X49a…

2016-01-24: Sledding @ United States Capitol t.co/jAFgm44eP…

2016-01-23: Trench run @ Capitol Hill t.co/HJAHQnXXp…

2016-01-23: (Real) Snowy DC Day @ Washington, District of Columbia t.co/jB2N92AFx…

2016-01-23: Measuring the weekend in inches drank @ Washington, District of Columbia t.co/Rs3VZ7obk…

2016-01-23: Remember that these benches in our backyard are 20″ t.co/nDrgoJ7SJ…

2016-01-23: More to come @ Capitol Hill t.co/XsVw6Zfhu…

2016-01-23: Also I’m gonna snapchat this storm. Or at least snap early &amp; forget it later. If that sounds …

2016-01-23: OK, it started again. False alarm. Blizzard still on.

2016-01-23: Guys, the snow stopped.

2016-01-23: That friend is @julesmcclure

2016-01-23: Anyone know the statute of limitations for accidentally not paying for a twelve-pack of beer before …

2016-01-23: RT @capitalweather: We hereby name this winter storm #Snowzilla t.co/hMYcbmGY5… …

2016-01-19: Movie weekend marathon: Brooklyn&gt;Tangerine&gt;World of …

2016-01-19: Can confirm: the Revenant is bear rapeless

2016-01-16: Gonna try and wrap up 2015 movies this weekend. What do I need to see that I haven’t seen?

2016-01-10: I hope that doesn’t set a bad precedent

2016-01-10: I’ve never heard the piece @AlanTheisen is talking about, but beautifully written tweets get …

2016-01-10: RT @AlanTheisen: Each Ligeti étude is a gorgeous nightmare. Aural Escher. A wind-up toy from …

2016-01-03: Comic book folks: what’s the short version for the difference between inhumans and mutants?

2016-01-03: Happy birthday, baby Bella! @ Capitol Hil t.co/XTZYxjtFr…

2016-01-03: The Hateful Eight: there’s ne’er a movie that could not be made better when you add a little Walton …

2016-01-03: In the five minutes before the 70mm showing of Hateful 8 the film nerdery is palpable

2016-01-03: .@julesmcclure made me go get a pedicure. They just pulled out the cheese grater

2016-01-02: The TV introducing the Indiana Jones exhibit at the NatGeo museum has motion smoothing turned on. …

2016-01-01: Florida State have their hearts set on only losing this game by 7

2016-01-01: FINE. Here’s your Mistress America review: screwball comedy without the comedy and screwing. So …

2016-01-01: I guess I saw The Good Dinosaur &amp; Mistress America in there, as well, but I already tweeted …

2016-01-01: Sisters: what would happen if my mom wrote Judd Apatow’s next movie

2016-01-01: Krampus: St. Nick:Krampus::movie’s ending:the rest of it

2016-01-01: The Force Awakens: A New Hope remake at the exact time we needed A New Hope remake

2016-01-01: The Night Before: newest entry to the Christmas movie canon. Better start prepping your grandmother …

2016-01-01: Mockingjay Part 2: I’ll let you know when they stop wandering around the sewers

2016-01-01: Who’s ready for some tweet reviews of the last five movies I’ve seen?

2015-12-25: Y’all. Santa doesn’t come until you finish the bottle of Pappy

2015-12-25: Wishing you the Pappiest of Christmases from our family to yours @ Eddyville, Kentucky …

2015-12-24: TSA Pre-check puppy @ Ronald Reagan Washington National Airport t.co/G2JkAVCzJ…

2015-12-21: Starting to smell like this will be a Pappy Christmas, after all

2015-12-20: The Night Before the Force Awakens double-feature-that -also-describes-when-I’ll-see-the-movies …

2015-12-19: new phone who dis

2015-12-14: “God, the new movie is not going to be as bad as this, is it?” -@julesmcclure watching Episode 2, …

2015-12-13: Live Photos at weddings. &lt;thumbs up emoji&gt;

2015-12-12: On the Jason Heyward news t.co/2hmcwf6SC…

2015-12-10: At least I can #MakeAmericaGreatAgain by drinking while shoveling snow t.co/sPOHTLdaL…

2015-12-09: Wall-E the Good Dinosaur is not, but cmon, it’s still a Pixar movie

2015-12-09: When is the backlash against the Good Dinosaur backlash going to occur?

2015-12-07: Sure, we could be watching Jessica Jones or Master of None, but here we are, watching Phantom …

2015-11-28: Frohe Weihnachten aus München @ Christkindlmarkt München t.co/XxJq2MgP4…

2015-11-27: First things firsts at the Munich Christmas market: gluhwein! @ Christkindlmarkt München …

2015-11-27: Just like the pilgrims had! @ Augustiner Keller t.co/LuOxlXqfd…

2015-11-27: Happy Thanksgiving from Germany! @ Augustiner Keller t.co/xwM3lxkQb…

2015-11-26: Guten tag from Munich! Beer and sausages for days

2015-11-25: Two rooms down, 998 to go @ Palace of the Parliament t.co/CzjdmgU4T…

2015-11-25: Probably wouldn’t rank Romanian weather in the top three types of weather.

2015-11-24: “Where are you Vlad to come and impale all the corrupt politicians” - Fun Old Romanian …

2015-11-24: Buna seara from Romania! Thanks, @lk_whitehead, for picking us up at the airport! Great to see you!

2015-11-24: The Austrian Airlines A320 seat configuration &lt;thumps up emoji&gt;

2015-11-24: RT @Kwoth83: @jwadlington I just love it when the people I meet are efficient!

2015-11-23: Switzerland is one of my favorite places I’ve ever been. Unending mountains topped with snow, nice, …

2015-11-23: We’ve taken four flights on this trip. Zero of those were the flights we originally booked. Fun …

2015-11-23: Ok, I’ll say it. The hardest thing about traveling is avoiding spoilers for shows until you get …

2015-11-23: It seems like your quintessential Swiss town, but Zermatt has so much Italian flavor. Makes sense. …

2015-11-23: … and they refill it when you drink it t.co/swzixSLEc…

2015-11-23: -25 C, 11,000 ft elevation, 30 mph winds at the highest point. Good day for skiing

2015-11-22: RT @julesmcclure: Skiing the Matterhorn. #McWadsDoEurope @ Matterhorn t.co/BJNEox6yn…

2015-11-22: Kleine Matterhorn @ Kleine Mattherhorn 3850 M! t.co/P0a9kjyUz…

2015-11-22: First run! @ Trockener Steg t.co/gcOHB5CLY…

2015-11-22: Matterhorn trying to come out for us @ Kleines Matterhorn t.co/XdcP9t3Ph…

2015-11-22: The Omnia knew how to welcome me to my room in Zermatt @ The Omnia t.co/E9Ixf0Gds…

2015-11-21: Quickly losing the green @ Randa City t.co/pnt3oqc46…

2015-11-21: Taking the train through the Swiss countryside to Zermatt. The first of what I assume will be many,… …

2015-11-21: Who needs Global Entry when you have Swiss efficiency?

2015-11-21: Guten morgen from Zurich! Good to finally be here, fingers crossed on the luggage.

2015-11-21: BWI/DCA&gt;JFK&gt;ZRH/GVA&gt;BRU&gt;OTP&gt;MUC&gt;PHL&gt;DCA

2015-11-20: Non-airplane update postponed to tomorrow. Sorry to break your heart, folks. t.co/ygyRvUr5z…

2015-11-20: This has been your non-airplane travel update for the evening. Stay tuned tomorrow for other …

2015-11-20: Baltimore-Washington Parkway&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;MARC to …

2015-11-17: Wouldn’t just rereleasing it in theaters be cheaper?? t.co/eyQHHn6UQ…

2015-11-11: Thanks to @thepointsguy for having @julesmcclure and I out last night! Fun night of points and …

2015-11-04: The new series I can get behind takes place after all the shows/movies &amp; acknowledges that …

2015-11-04: I get that brand recognition is the reason this new show is happening, but the whole point of the …

2015-11-04: …weren’t obsessed with the past. Blah blah blah modern film/TV are all adapted &amp; not …

2015-11-04: That’s such a misstep. The new movies are basically fine, but they’re not very Star Trek-y. The …

2015-11-04: You just know that this new Star Trek TV series is going to be set in the same universe as the new …

2015-11-02: Bigger news: the actual series or its distribution method? t.co/r3Sa0Civs…

2015-10-24: Anyone have experience using an international SIM in iPhone? Specifically, can I keep my …

2015-10-21: Yeaaaaaaah, I give it two years t.co/hEoVe9A3M…

2015-10-18: Let’s hope not. I’d rather take the 5A than the metro. t.co/72LCTnUJt…

2015-10-18: Watched the Martian today and left thinking humanity can do anything! Then we went and saw Sicario.

2015-10-17: What else are big purses for? t.co/RbRt6qLD4…

2015-10-17: The Martian/Sicario three-words-total-in-both-titles double feature extravaganza!!

2015-10-16: $267 for business class to Barcelona? Yes, please

2015-10-14: RLRT @FargoFX she’s six, not Pol Pot

2015-10-13: Not sure what you’re doing today, but I’m at an abandoned dog track betting on horses.

2015-10-12: First time ever: Google Maps wrong, Apple Maps correct

2015-10-12: 2Joe, 2Farrell: up $20 for the weekend. Cumulative: up $240.

2015-10-10: Especially with Lester’s yips for throwing to first, fewer base runners should benefit the Cubs. …

2015-10-10: Strike zone talk as negative for Cubs drives me crazy. Who’s the better pitcher, Lester or Lackey? …

2015-10-09: Also good luck to Fox Sports 1 and its broadcasting team. Over/under three innings of me watching …

2015-10-09: Good luck to @Beth_Boyd and the @Rangers! Beat those Blue Jays!

2015-10-08: Well, at least there will be one other city rooting for the @Cardinals

2015-10-08: Hope this is true. She was the best part of an already great broadcast. t.co/kEDGAF7uE…

2015-10-07: Will someone book flights for me from Zurich to Bucharest and back to Munich?

2015-10-05: That said, man it’d be great to beat the Cubs in the NLDS. But take this as a compliment, Cubs fans: …

2015-10-05: Here’s what it comes down to: I don’t mind losing to anyone on that list, but the Cubs.

2015-10-05: I’d flip the Dodgers and Mets, but right on. t.co/tM4Q9vALe…

2015-10-04: Worst part about moving: a ton of good movies come out and you don’t have time to see them.

2015-10-02: RT @ClickHole: Our bloated military budget is completely out of touch with our nation’s true needs. …

2015-10-01: RT @voxdotcom: Of course Pope Francis met with Kim Davis. Jesus would have. t.co/tCy2QKcto…

2015-09-28: Closing out @ Busch Stadium t.co/CyneZyJaO…

2015-09-27: Good night. STL win &amp; @JakeParkerBand @awadlington @michaeltturner @BryantheIntern …

2015-09-26: I have workflows for two different notes apps and two different todo apps and I’m not ashamed about …

2015-09-24: RT @TheOnion: Local Girlfriend Always Wants To Do Stuff t.co/aTb0HHmIx… …

2015-09-16: It’s that time of year: leaves are changing, mornings are cool and crisp, and tons of people can’t …

2015-09-10: Best news of the day: Apple-backed iPhone Upgrade Program.

2015-09-08: Adios, DR! Thanks for the great weekend! @ Punta Cana, Dominican Republic t.co/fxiZ4IU1l…

2015-09-06: Buenos Dias from the Dominican Republic! Just a quick weekend trip

2015-08-28: Ricki and the Flash/Man from UNCLE double feature vacation catchup extravaganza today!

2015-08-26: Guys, monsoon season is real.

2015-08-25: Spending the last night of the honeymoon in Hong Kong @ Victoria Harbour t.co/g8sYhRIj2…

2015-08-25: Thus ends me comparing Hong Kong tourist attractions to southern Tennessee tourist traps.

2015-08-25: I had another ‘See Rock City’ Hong Kong comparison, but decided to stop while this hilarious …

2015-08-25: Symphony of Lights: the Ruby Falls of Hong Kong

2015-08-25: Victoria Peak: the Lookout Mountain of Hong Kong

2015-08-25: Neih hou from Hong Kong! Last stop on the trip!

2015-08-24: Goodbye, Maldives. You were unreal @ Conrad Maldives Rangali Island t.co/5boYC1GzX…

2015-08-22: Room on the sea @ Conrad Maldives Rangali Island t.co/eenIvicou…

2015-08-22: Afternoon drinks at Ithaa, a restaurant that’s completely submerged underwater @ Ithaa …

2015-08-22: Number of Apple Watches spotted at the resort thus far: 7.

2015-08-21: Good night from an over water villa. More to come tomorrow! @ Water Villa - Conrad Maldives Rangali… …

2015-08-21: Easily the most spectacular hotel entrance ever. @ Conrad Maldives Rangali Island …

2015-08-21: Water bluer than the sky @ Conrad Maldives Rangali Island t.co/FHmO6fKqj…

2015-08-21: Afternoon Drinks with @julesmcclure @ Ithaa t.co/pNIbvMUvt…

2015-08-20: Maldives. Lot’s of bats.

2015-08-20: Menus on iPad 2s? Where are we? 2011? (Just kidding, this place is crazy fancy and all I want to do… …

2015-08-19: Thanks to Moses, Poi Lai, Michael, Nathaniel, and Deborah for taking us to the best place for …

2015-08-18: Always sad to leave a country unsure if you’ll ever be back.

2015-08-18: Guys. The equator. It’s hot.

2015-08-16: Guten tag from Frankfurt! Only a short layover this time, but we’ll be back in a couple of months!

2015-08-16: Look who’s not excited about me calling our honeymoon Round-the-World Trip Vol 2! @ Singapore… …

2015-08-16: Look who’s excited about Round-the-World Trip Vol 2! @ Singapore Airlines Flight 25 …

2015-08-16: All @julesmcclure wants before taking off is a little Krug @ Singapore Airlines Flight 25 …

2015-08-15: DCA&gt;JFK&gt;FRA&gt;SIN&gt;MLE&gt;SIN&gt;HKG&gt;JFK&gt;DCA

2015-08-11: Wow. Google the company no longer exists as a separate entity. Only as wholly-owned subsidiary of …

2015-08-11: Holy Crap t.co/beehHkjad…

2015-08-09: It’ll be a sad day for movies when Tom Cruise is too old to hold his breath underwater for 3+ …

2015-08-07: We’re seeing Book of Mormon and Once this week in DC (I know, I know…), so something other than …

2015-08-07: Scheduled a stopover in NYC on the way to Singapore next weekend. May try and see a matinee show on …

2015-08-06: (watching Uber react to Metro mishaps is my favorite schadenfreude pastime…when I’m not on the …

2015-08-06: Only 2.6x surge pricing today? C’mon Uber, you can do better than that!

2015-07-28: On the positive side: if DC gets the Olympic bid, I’ll know my deadline for moving away. @CurbedDC …

2015-07-27: Listen, I buy most of what he’s selling here, but not his larger extrapolation. He’s pulling …

2015-07-27: His source predicts the Cardinals with the best record t.co/s1rrTB81P… and has them first in …

2015-07-27: Ha! Then who is? t.co/pMsQUy11l…

2015-07-24: …if it’s fake if you’re seeing it? Highly recommended, but believe me when I see it’s one of the …

2015-07-24: It focuses on literally recreating what these people see/feel, so while what they show may not be …

2015-07-24: It’s a spectacular film: a documentary on the terrifying things people with sleep paralysis see when …

2015-07-24: Watched the Nightmare yesterday evening. Didn’t sleep last night, not sure when I’ll sleep again.

2015-07-21: Well, maybe biscuits and gravy…or love.

2015-07-21: Nothing better than award availability coming open to close out the last flight of a big trip

2015-07-19: Pizza in an Uber totally cool, right? Right.

2015-07-19: Theater completely full for Trainwreck 15 minutes before. Much smaller theater than Ant-Man, but …

2015-07-19: Wow…Regal waaaay underestimated demand for Trainwreck. Have added showings since we bought our …

2015-07-19: If great bits a Marvel movie makes, Ant-Man is one of the best.

2015-07-19: Can’t obviously extract too much meaning from just two data points, but different from my …

2015-07-19: Two data points: 1) Trainwreck sold out 20 minutes before it starts. 2) Ant-Man 50% full five …

2015-07-19: Ant-Man/Trainwreck double feature…let’s do it!

2015-07-18: Duh. t.co/pXVtM6Qgh…

2015-07-17: Ha. Only a writing nomination for the Americans and none for Jane the Virgin. Hard to take the Emmys …

2015-07-15: …and they left the two best pitchers on the best pitching staff in baseball in the bullpen.

2015-07-10: Kicking around a Greek Islands trip for next year. Any suggestions on specific islands and amount of …

2015-06-28: This graphic pretty well sums up the quality of the Fox Cubs/Cards broadcast tonight. …

2015-06-26: I love the new Bond movies, but sometimes I really miss the tone of the old ones.

2015-06-26: Small, but kind of cool Bond throwback found in Casino Royale: the watch as a weapon. …

2015-06-23: Inside Out also speaks so much to how we watch movies: as a kid, we get a visceral enjoyment. As we …

2015-06-23: All of that being said, look for Inside Out to either win the Best Picture Oscar or to get shut out …

2015-06-23: …core emotions that the experience becomes universal. Kids (&amp; some adults!) don’t know why …

2015-06-23: …on an original IP. Pixar succeeds where others fail in taking these fundamentally silly concepts …

2015-06-23: Only Pixar could have made Inside Out. The major studios can’t/won’t do animation (and this requires …

2015-06-23: Has there ever been a movie that better represents its studio firing on all cylinders than Inside …

2015-06-23: That being said, as @tvoti and others have mentioned: there’s no rhyme or reason for this, but my …

2015-06-23: Hey, y’all! Hannibal’s canceled, so now’s the time to start watching! t.co/POb7BDuds…

2015-06-16: The Cardinals obviously shouldn’t have hacked the Astros in the first place, but man, what a total …

2015-06-16: Reason #10003424 to have a strong password: the Cardinals will guess your weak-ass password and …

2015-06-16: Yeah, that’s right. I use “we” as the pronoun to refer to my sporting team of choice. Wanna fight …

2015-06-16: As if we weren’t hated enough already. t.co/PwARYapGt…

2015-06-02: The correct ranking of vegetables in my lunch today: Onions&gt;Cherry …

2015-05-27: The correct ranking of books I read while in Myrtle Beach: Station Eleven, the Dark Tower, The …

2015-05-26: Lupita Nyong’o, Aaron Paul, Tye Sheridan, and Timothy Olyphant for the movie, please.

2015-05-26: If it isn’t obvious, I finally finished the Dark Tower. Roland’s journey begins where mine ends, say …

2015-05-26: That probably means I’m better off consuming, analyzing, and critiquing art. Which, I think, can be …

2015-05-26: The Dark Tower made me want to be an artist.

2015-05-23: If you’ve ever wondered what 28 inches of pitch on a row of seats looks like, welcome to Spirit …

2015-05-22: Most difficult thing in travel: packing only a personal item on Spirit Airlines.

2015-05-22: I found out long ago, it’s a long way down, FURY ROAD, FURY ROOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAD, FURRRRRY …

2015-05-18: Things have whatever meaning we ascribe to them.

2015-05-15: RT @settern: @jwadlington Not possible, sad to say.

2015-05-15: Anyone know how to send an Apple Watch sketch to someone who’s not in your favorites list? // Cc …

2015-05-11: “Fewer”- Stannis Baratheon and me, most days

2015-05-09: That should save some space for your real glances. I find those the most useful, but swiping through …

2015-05-09: Apple Watch trick: set a modular face to use like a glance. I use Utility as my face, but I’m a …

2015-05-01: Happy Oaks, everyone! Make sure to start making your Juleps this morning so that the flavors have …

2015-04-30: My use case: I have to come upstairs to turn on the string lights in my backyard because they’re …

2015-04-30: Guess who’s buying one of these MT @jwadlington: I get the smart thermostats, scales, lights…but I …

2015-04-23: Heading out t.co/eHN1XBRe4…

2015-04-23: The pinnacle of @SouthwestAir flying: the exit row t.co/rALBRYmrY…

2015-04-23: Non-TSA precheck lines are terrifying.

2015-04-21: RT @NateSilver538: Kris Bryant is the Cubs’ most can’t-miss prospect since 4-time Cy …

2015-04-20: Is access to handoff from the application switcher new in iOS 8.3? Just noticed it today. …

2015-04-19: Unfriended/Ex Machina double feature, let’s do it.

2015-04-17: Doing that is way easier (and more intuitive) than opening the editing tools, making the changes, …

2015-04-17: I asked one of them why and they said it was to crop the picture the way they wanted it before …

2015-04-17: Interesting thing I’ve been seeing: people sending iPhone screenshots of pictures they took rather …

2015-04-16: Does anyone have a site they use to look up movie times across different chains? Something akin to …

2015-04-15: I’m probably in the minority on this, but I like the colored title bars on the new Office 2016 for …

2015-04-15: RT @notnek: We dug coal together.

2015-04-15: It’s always nice when a show you think you know can surprise you with an ending that’s unexpected, …

2015-04-15: Justified was one of those shows that I would have loved whether or not it was any good.

2015-04-12: Cherry Blossoms @ Tidal Basin t.co/udsca1eaB…

2015-04-10: …and that was after being pretty sold on getting the 38. After wearing a Pebble for the better part …

2015-04-10: 42mm Stainless Steel with Black Classic Buckle

2015-04-09: The correct ranking of seasons: …

2015-04-05: I’m at Lucas Oil Stadium - @indy2018bid for Wisconsin Badgers vs Kentucky Wildcats in …

2015-04-04: Beer in Indy #bbn @ Yats on Mass t.co/lepAD1Crw…

2015-04-04: Final Four flight: MSU fans no showed; Wisc. fans too nice for their own good; Duke fans keep …

2015-04-04: Good showing from Wisconsin fans on this flight, but BBN wins again

2015-04-03: RT @LeapForwardTrav: Senator Robert Menendez — possibly corrupt, definitely bad at using AmEx reward …

2015-04-02: Yep. I loved it. But, some I saw it with weren’t as sold because it wasn’t as scary as they thought …

2015-04-02: Even if I ever never figure out what It Follows is saying, it works on such a visceral level, that …

2015-04-02: Even the day, after I’ll catch myself with a pit in my stomach; just the very palpable sense that at …

2015-04-02: So, It Follows. Has there ever been a movie with more dread in every scene? Every piece of dialogue? …

2015-04-02: Alright, It Follows, let’s do this

2015-04-02: Not much humility there at all. RT @TinyTimmons @jwadlington @gruber #humblebrag

2015-04-02: For the record, I nailed Apple Watch pricing almost exactly. Cc @gruber t.co/J8ItdP8Tv…

2015-04-01: April Fools! It’s April Fools’ and not April Fool’s! Also “jokes”, not “joke”. #aprilfools

2015-04-01: Only two April Fool’s “joke” in my Twitter timeline thus far. Great job, everyone. Keep up the good …

2015-04-01: RT @moryan: #TheAmericans has been renewed for a fourth season. Hooray! 🗽🇨🇳🇺🇸💯🔥👨

2015-03-29: Like the idea of Periscope, but not quite sure how often I’d use it. Would be cool to use abroad, …

2015-03-29: LIVE on #Periscope: Norwegian wood t.co/h9kUFcLGN…

2015-03-29: LIVE on #Periscope: Murder in the City t.co/I4Fm1vgoB…

2015-03-27: Tonight’s tweets have been brought to you by me wanting to go to sleep.

2015-03-27: Biggest accomplishment: Kentucky winning by 40+ or me staying up to watch it?

2015-03-27: Totally ok to go to bed at halftime if you’re up 30, right?

2015-03-20: True fans win money on their teams and then get sleep RT @TinyTimmons @jwadlington true fans watch …

2015-03-20: Ok, Kentucky covered. time to go to bed.

2015-03-18: Can confirm: Cabin in the Woods, still a good movie.

2015-03-15: Saturday night ruined by the person who gave Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt fewer than five stars. …

2015-03-13: I’m editing a file using the Word for Mac beta running on One Drive for Business beta running on the …

2015-03-11: I had some thoughts on Apple Watch in general, and also what it means for travel specifically: …

2015-03-10: Here’s the Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt theme song, for those interested: t.co/nKE7xoEZk… (via …

2015-03-10: It’s a good thing Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt is funny because I’d have to watch it over and over …

2015-03-09: Getting my Apple event chicken! RT @notnek: Heading out to get my Apple event burrito. +@jwadlington …

2015-03-04: One of the best carryon luggage out there is 25% off today: t.co/EbXQMxA3x… Just bought …

2015-02-28: I’m not sure how a movie like Kingsman gets made, but I look forward to reading the many a …

2015-02-28: RT @voxdotcom: Star Trek is great, and Leonard Nimoy’s Spock was the greatest thing about it …

2015-02-23: Here’s to another two years, @southwestair! t.co/OjVm5VEyI…

2015-02-22: Digging out at @snowshoemtn this morning. Worth it for the 15 inches of fresh powder! @ Snowshoe… …

2015-02-15: Jupiter Ascending: what a mess. But man, no one does spectacle like Wachowskis.

2015-02-11: With your parents. Your mom loves James Spader. RT @AlanTheisen: Don’t watch 50 Shades. Watch …

2015-02-09: Uhhhh… RT @breakingbytes Samsung advises customers to avoid discussing personal information in front …

2015-01-29: RT @johnfidler: So the new Ghostbusters film will feature women. It doesn’t sit right with me, …

2015-01-25: Triple feature tonight: Horrible Bosses 2 (shut up, I liked the first one), Whiplash, What We Do in …

2015-01-23: Yeah…January 2015 is the first month since October 2012 that I haven’t had at least one flight. This …

2015-01-21: Yeah, now that I live on Capitol Hill, I can’t hear the State of the Union on my TV over all …

2015-01-21: Man, I hope Raylan’s actually pouring Blanton’s out of that bottle.

2015-01-19: Booked for ski season in Switzerland! Who’s with me? MT @FrequentMiler Amazing USAir Availability …

2015-01-18: What do they talk about at the halftime of Louisville games? Kentucky, of course.

2015-01-16: Look on the bright side, at least we can all keep hating Oscar nominations for another year.

2015-01-11: At least the temperature went up 10 degrees from morning skiing @ Snowshoe Ski Resort …

2015-01-07: That’s what I want from any prediction: mostly accurate with a review of what went right, what went …

2015-01-07: That means @capitalweather often spends much of those reviews talking about what they got wrong and …

2015-01-07: I always look forward to @capitalweather’s review of their forecast post-storm because they’re not …

2015-01-07: Trick question: neither are apparently bound by space or time

2015-01-07: What’s taking longer: Roland’s quest for the Dark Tower or me reading it?

2015-01-06: I understand the smart thermostats, the WiFi scales, the wirelessly controlled lights…but I don’t …

2015-01-06: Snow day out the bedroom windows t.co/k36EMdb7T…

2015-01-04: OK, part two, now clear the house.

2014-12-30: Annie: not as bad as reviews are saying. The Interview: not as bad as reviews are saying.

2014-12-30: I should probably mention that @backblaze link I tweeted out is my referral link, so we’ll both get …

2014-12-30: You should get @backblaze. $5/month gives you unlimited backup &amp; it’s stupid easy to use. …

2014-12-30: Perils of new technology: Retina iMac crapped out. Apple (of course) replaced it, but thank goodness …

2014-12-25: Have a great Christmas, everyone! t.co/e9eJgzQSn…

2014-11-20: Looking back, Closer was just OK, but it’s important to me. If Ebert made me realize I loved movies, …

2014-11-20: Closer was the first movie I saw that didn’t fall into my normal viewing habits. It made me realize …

2014-11-01: RLRT Jen: Brandy Sucks.

2014-10-30: Sorry, @julesmcclure RT @ClickHole: 8 Ways Your Life Isn’t Like Harry Potter t.co/JCqFKLFI0… …

2014-10-28: I’ve been informed by my wife that I’m both a “nerd” and “paranoid”. She’s a nerd and paranoid.

2014-10-28: Tense moments(/days) when you buy a new computer and have both your initial local and initial …

2014-10-22: Most companies would see that and change or risk losing customers. But because Comcast has a legal …

2014-10-22: Comcast is just set up to where one person can tell you one thing, but it has absolutely no bearing …

2014-10-22: That’s not really being lied to. It’s more of an institutional lie. Individuals want to do good, but …

2014-10-22: I honestly think that the Comcast reps on the phone/chat and the technician who say they’ll be here …

2014-10-22: What is Comcast’s real problem? It’s easy to say that they just lie to their customers because they …

2014-10-22: Moving in DC is a nightmare because it means dealing with Comcast. Three times they were supposed to …

2014-10-06: Uhhh…I need to watch Twin Peaks. RT @emilynussbaum: YEP. t.co/lM5DiDQuK…

2014-09-22: First flight of the day @ Schlafly Tap Room t.co/NYh33la02…

2014-09-17: Or maybe that tweet just did.

2014-09-17: Daily cleanings from @julesmcclure and mine’s new Roomba, Buddy, has revealed to us and the world …

2014-09-17: Anyone been using the Yosemite OS X beta? Feel like it may be time to install it with iOS 8’s …

2014-09-13: Lady at wedding rehearsal dinner was asking if I thought she got a good deal. RT @bengaskins: …

2014-09-13: Currently on minute 20 of a conversation about a $22,000 jade horse statue.

2014-09-04: Just saw Ghostbusters in a movie theater. Just wanted to let you all know it’s pretty good.

2014-09-01: Caves @ Gran Cenote, Tulum t.co/Difid2gIc…

2014-09-01: Tulum @ Zona Arqueologica de Tulum t.co/cCtNTffdb…

2014-08-31: I’m in Mexico. I love Mexico. Just preparing you all for the pictures.

2014-08-31: Buenos Dias from Tortuga Bay @ Playa Tortuga t.co/iaLQ16u89…

2014-08-30: RT @justinrocket: Pro tip from @ClickHole: When you sense someone might be about to mug you, mug …

2014-08-25: RLRT @julesmcclure let’s start a cover band! Wine tasting guy: Dream big

2014-08-15: A big thanks to Ed and @USAirways for the upgrade to first on the way to @julesmcclure and mine’s …

2014-08-02: Lego Movie/Willow Creek double feature….Let’s do this!

2014-07-28: A Most Wanted Man and Boyhood double feature this weekend. Both excellent in completely opposite …

2014-07-28: Was Phillip Seymour Hoffman’s last recorded line on film “FUUUUUUUUCK”? If so, fitting ending, PSH. …

2014-07-21: Plus, remember how awesome this poster was? t.co/0MmLWpoGc… There’s about 45 other images in …

2014-07-21: I can’t remember the last time the big triumphant moment in a blockbuster felt so conflicted, as if …

2014-07-21: Movie of the summer: Dawn of the Planet of the Apes.

2014-07-15: It’s obviously the antithesis of the show, but the shortened (12 hour) season really helped. Some …

2014-07-15: 24 review: remember what made 24 awesome? It took, a four-year hiatus, but so did the writers. May …

2014-07-09: Alright Snowpiercer, let’s do this (@ AMC Loews Shirlington 7) t.co/zbINcynUg…

2014-07-08: The cardinals season in one play.

2014-07-07: You go through U.S. customs before you leave Aruba. First time I’ve seen this. Anywhere else that …

2014-07-07: Westerly winds @ Arashi Beach t.co/uEbAA85Gj…

2014-07-06: Rough week @ Natural Pool Aruba t.co/IjyzpYBCI…

2014-07-04: Bon Bini to Aruba! View from the room for the week! @ Oranjestad, Aruba t.co/VVuEkSv2Z…

2014-07-03: Third day of Southwest flying international: long lines, but doing what they can to get folks …

2014-07-02: I get the feeling that Leftovers is Damon Lindelof working out his Lost frustrations. I mean that in …

2014-07-01: Also, please let it debut in the fall. The world has been a worse place without Community Christmas …

2014-07-01: Great news about Community, but perhaps what’s most interesting is the distribution model. Does a …

2014-07-01: RT @tvoti: Community has been renewed for 13 episodes by Yahoo, but you knew that already.

2014-06-21: I was literally reading this article on @SouthwestAir’s late-flight reputation when my SWA flight …

2014-06-20: Congrats to the newest KY Colonels, @julesmcclure &amp; @michaeltturner! Big thanks to Rep. …

2014-06-17: Let’s make it happen! MT @McClurePhD Q: What do you wish for the future of research? A: More …

2014-06-11: RT @OnionSports: Report: John Calipari Offered Cavaliers $20 Million To Leave Him Alone …

2014-06-05: Standalones sound better than original recipe MT @IMDb Chronicle director Josh Frank to direct a …

2014-05-31: Thanks for the points advice, @mint, but I’m on top of it. t.co/3iFhsgdaq…

2014-05-27: Afternoon at St. Peter’s Basilca @ Basilica Di San Pietro Citta Di Vaticano …

2014-05-26: Breakfast on the terrace of our Roman apartment! @ Via del Babuino t.co/GFO7ufzx2…

2014-05-26: RT @LeapForwardTrav: Our favorite map app for traveling abroad is free today. Download it here (for …

2014-05-26: RLRT @julesmcclure I don’t care how much I like to watch people die, it’s too hot out here.

2014-05-26: Holes to heaven @ Pantheon t.co/2hWTFHF40…

2014-05-25: RT @Kwoth83: Shoutout to @TinyTimmons, he’s pretty good guy and ladies, he’s single! …

2014-05-25: Good morning from the Roman forum and Palatine hill! @ Foro Romano t.co/vQ3aY8Ta3…

2014-05-25: Good idea. Can’t get any points from tossing coins! RT @bengaskins: @jwadlington Throw in your …

2014-05-25: No coins to throw, hope that means we can still come back! @ Fontana di Trevi t.co/wk5N50ahp…

2014-05-24: Ciao from Roma! Lots of delays and a long flight, but we’ve (finally) made it!

2014-05-24: Look who didn’t get denied to board this time! @ John F. Kennedy airport …

2014-05-24: Thanks to the great folks at americanair for the free drinks! They’re why we may make this …

2014-05-24: Current currency @ Ronald Reagan Washington National Airport t.co/Z7upf8qgu…

2014-05-23: RT @tvoti: Your opinions are not that interesting. The reasoning of your unique brain that read a …

2014-05-22: Funny that I tweet that when the title of the last episode of Fargo was Buridan’s Ass. …

2014-05-22: Exercise in false dichotomy: I like Fargo better than True Detective.

2014-05-19: PSA: @FireworksPizza in Clarendon now has a brunch buffet. Repeat: you can get all you can eat Fire …

2014-05-15: RT @FilmCritHULK: THE OLDER HULK GETS, THE MORE MIND-BOGGLING IT IS THAT PAUL THOMAS ANDERSON MADE …

2014-05-13: Yes, please. MT @mattsinger Jonny Greenwood will be playing THERE WILL BE BLOOD score live at …

2014-05-11: Flights of Fancy @ The Pub at the Monte Carlo t.co/4SoPvdtmg…

2014-05-11: You should. @julesmcclure won $50 playing this morning! RT @Kwoth83: Kinda wanna go play black jack …

2014-05-10: Welcome to the Vegas airport @ McCarran International Airport t.co/Pf41Nuz3q…

2014-05-10: I always forget the hassle of BWI over DCA. Ready for @southwestair to fly out of National!

2014-05-10: Thanks for four incredible years (and one really weird one), Community.

2014-05-10: And just like that, Hannibal becomes Bryan Fuller’s longest running show.

2014-05-10: Now will you please watch? RT @TVbytheNumbers: ‘Hannibal’ Renewed by NBC for Third …

2014-05-07: RT @JayBilas: Former Kentucky star Jodie Meeks will graduate from UK this weekend, further …

2014-05-03: Happy Oaks, everyone!

2014-04-29: That’s @julesmcclure and I that are getting married, not me and Twitter folks.

2014-04-29: We’ll, since @julesmcclure put it on Facebook, I should probably tell my real friends here on …

2014-04-27: Sad that the thing that may surprise me the most about this Donald Sterling ordeal is that David …

2014-04-24: RT @marcoarment: What a huge surprise: the modern FCC does what’s best for the massive corporations …

2014-04-21: I’d really like to try Burger King’s satisfries, but then I’d have to say it out loud.

2014-04-18: RLRT @julesmcclure do you put your ears under your hat? t.co/sq8GfFQ8U…

2014-04-06: Wow.

2014-04-06: Man, how often does this happen? Not sure there’s a better night. #stlcards #kentucky …

2014-04-06: Woodford for me. Better not be Crown and Coke, @Kwoth83.

2014-04-06: What bourbon are we drinking tonight? #bbn

2014-04-05: Around the World trip’s most impressive number: 53 episodes of TV to catch up with. Not even …

2014-04-04: I know how it happened. MT @Cam_Crazie Not really sure how this happens, but Cubs player wore the …

2014-04-04: The Relative Future 17, 15, 13, 10, 9.75, 8, 7, 6, 1 hours ahead of Washington DC. I literally spent the entirety of …

2014-04-03: …and look who was here at the airport to greet us, @julesmcclure!! t.co/cLEVqBFgJ…

2014-04-03: These two guys just made it all the way around the world! @ Ronald Reagan Washington National …

2014-04-03: I missed you too, U.S. Spambot! RT @TRufujei: @jwadlington t.co/ru2DLtigU… #T68jhqu

2014-04-03: Hello from the U.S.! Good to be home! @ Hartsfield-Jackson Atlanta International Airport (ATL) …

2014-04-03: A little tango before we leave Buenos Aires! @ Caminito t.co/duocNtE51…

2014-04-01: AFD would work if we had a culture that understood subtle irony, parody, or satire. It’s like a Two …

2014-04-01: Coming up with stories that you say are real, that probably could be real, does not make me a fool …

2014-04-01: Last night of doing laundry in a sink! @ Apart Montserrat t.co/tR5Q51KVd…

2014-04-01: That’s a winner

2014-04-01: Not Carlos Martinez, that’s for sure.

2014-04-01: Wow. Who failed worse that inning?

2014-04-01: Not disputable: best week in sports. #FinalFour #OpeningDay

2014-03-31: Happy @MLB #OpeningDay from Buenos Aires! Since we’re an hour ahead we get all the games …

2014-03-31: Listening to Argentine Revolutionary Bands in celebration of the Final Four! #bbn #kentucky @ …

2014-03-31: RT @DavidThomasGray: .@DoveMenCare I’m mostly rooting for some unsolicited branded social …

2014-03-31: Argentine steak: you can cut it with a spoon! @ La Brigada t.co/ydZ5XTRpL…

2014-03-29: Anybody know a bar in Argentina that’s playing the Kentucky-Louisville game? @KySportsRadio

2014-03-28: Buenos Dias from Buenos Aires! Last stop on the trip!

2014-03-27: Parisian Old Fashioned @ Trianon Palace t.co/chjsyW1xD…

2014-03-27: Had to at least get one while I was here. t.co/7oOpyTmhs…

2014-03-26: Bonjour from Paris! t.co/bPYLj3QEW…

2014-03-24: Iran wasn’t anything like I expected: t.co/gUW5EcbDG…

2014-03-24: No one in Madagascar is going to sleep tonight because of my screaming. #bbn

2014-03-24: Just successfully got a French person to say burrbun and versells.

2014-03-23: Well, I only got pooped on by one lemur. #bucketlist @ Vakomo t.co/H3O4ColRD…

2014-03-21: Salama from Madagascar! No lemur sightings, but we’re off today to find some!

2014-03-20: Sandwich on the steps of the Pantheon. On to Madagascar tomorrow! @ Panthéon t.co/9rEph21OS…

2014-03-19: Four world billiards championships between this Iranian team. t.co/RWurTaBDw…

2014-03-14: This place is starting to feel like home. (@ 인천국제공항 (Incheon International Airport - ICN) w/ 9 …

2014-03-14: I had an opportunity to get to know him when I lived in Tallahassee. The only reason I’m not totally …

2014-03-14: For those that haven’t heard, Governor Askew of Florida passed away this week. He was proof that …

2014-03-14: Found the Himalayan Bank AmEx gold card on Kathmandu. Wonder what the sign-up bonus is? …

2014-03-14: RT @LeapForwardTrav: We weren’t there long, but Sydney provided a nice contrast from New Zealand. …

2014-03-13: RT @LeapForwardTrav: Never been to New Zealand and want to look at some pictures to pretend like you …

2014-03-12: RT @LeapForwardTrav: Wellington t.co/UAsr692nA…

2014-03-12: Landslide blocks the road from Thimpu to Paro. Just have to wait for it to be cleared. @ Paro, …

2014-03-12: Oh, you know…just sitting in Bhutan, booking flights to Nashville, San Francisco and Cancun.

2014-03-11: RT @LeapForwardTrav: Taupo, Napier, and Palmerston North t.co/PBqWEoobg…

2014-03-11: Kuzoozangpo La! Just made a fly by of Mt Everest on our way to Bhutan! @ Bhutan …

2014-03-10: RT @LeapForwardTrav: Rotorua and the Volcanic Valley t.co/rtWJ5UsRF…

2014-03-10: Namaste from Kathmandu with our welcome flowers! @ Stair Case @ Stupa House t.co/VJyrYxTVZ…

2014-03-10: Namaste! Made it to Kathmandu! Sipping welcome tea with @michaeltturner

2014-03-09: Bodes well @ 타임스퀘어 (Times Square) t.co/A02YtBXpS…

2014-03-09: 안녕하세요, made it to Seoul (for 14 hours, at least). Let’s see if we can find @cheaptalk

2014-03-08: RT @michaeltturner: @jwadlington working hard on a new post as the sun rises over Sydney Harbour. …

2014-03-07: G’day! Made it to Sydney! t.co/eJLsYNSA6…

2014-03-07: Kia Ora, New Zealand! We’ll be back! t.co/TvROj2L3T…

2014-03-06: Beers and brats on the Wellington waterfront @ Wellington Waterfront t.co/qrUWFRMey…

2014-03-05: Staying off @ The Peak t.co/UNub2ooeW…

2014-03-05: New Zealand rite of passage: stuck behind a logging truck t.co/kMb8VaE85…

2014-03-05: Good thing we’re not locals @ Waikite Valley Thermal Pools t.co/q2WVUjJgR…

2014-03-05: RT @LeapForwardTrav: On the road and Waitomo Caves t.co/ndAcuT2sD…

2014-03-04: Well, at least someone is happy to be in the car. t.co/QEzhqeRQJ…

2014-03-04: Been in New Zealand for three days and have only been butted by a goat twice. #blessed

2014-03-03: Breakfast at the Hilton Auckland, right on the Waitemata Harbour! t.co/a5pUuYup1…

2014-03-03: Look who finally made it to Auckland: @michaeltturner! t.co/pQ9o5h92b…

2014-03-03: Good morning, Auckland @ Auckland Port t.co/8DdcZlDrd…

2014-03-03: RT @LeapForwardTrav: Auckland t.co/TbasRxfgw…

2014-03-02: Only language barrier issue today: the New Zealand word for “Internet”. It’s something like …

2014-03-02: The Hilton Auckland keeping it classy. @ Hilton Auckland t.co/HKGPZzwAe…

2014-03-02: Does that mean you hit when the dealer shows a two? This is the single most disorienting thing about …

2014-03-02: New Zealand Blackjack: Dealer pushes on 22.

2014-03-02: RT @LeapForwardTrav: Getting There t.co/s1ZKo97AV…

2014-03-02: Kia Ora! Made it to Auckland! Off the hotel!

2014-02-28: 10J: my home for the next 14 hours. See you all in Seoul (for a 40-minute layover &amp; then …

2014-02-28: Hopping onto the 5A. Guy asks if he could pay my $6 fare with his metro card in exchange for $4. …

2014-02-28: …and we’re off! Taking the always-glamorous 5A to Dulles! @ 5A to Dulles …

2014-02-28: for now, it’s focused on this trip. So head on over to t.co/COS1c8fyv… and give …

2014-02-28: Leap Forward Travel is a new travel site that @MichaelTTurner and I are soft launching tomorrow. …

2014-02-28: Duh. Of course. The best ways to follow (besides this account, which you’re already following) are …

2014-02-28: Some people (well, at least @ckwadlington) have been asking if I’m tweeting/blogging about the trip. …

2014-02-28: I’ve talked about it for forever, but it’s finally here…I leave for the big around the world trip …

2014-02-25: Netflix trolling all of DC. t.co/hB3pCfw7r…

2014-02-20: This sounds like a problem. t.co/x0UoBVcmM…

2014-02-20: We Didn&#039;t Make it to Rome (Part 1) We Didn’t Make It To Rome This Weekend… (Part 1) Remember this line from my Dry Run to …

2014-02-12: Happy Pitcher’s and Catcher’s Reporting Day! May they all be merry and bright!

2014-02-07: Probably the only time you’ll ever hear a trip to Rome referred to as a “dry run”: …

2014-02-05: Son of a bitch, those damn Rome tickets are back down to $650 for next weekend. I guess it’s a sign …

2014-02-03: RT @donnadb: Can’t process that never again will I get to see Phillip Seymour Hoffman in a …

2014-02-02: Update: Wedding apparently not over. Suggested that I switch to rum. Probably will just leave.

2014-02-02: Out of bourbon at 7:47pm. Wedding over.

2014-02-02: RLRT @julesmcclure I want to do the cha-cha slide, but I just don’t know the moves!

2014-01-31: Let’s dive into the exciting world of immunizations together! t.co/QBfxgixWx…

2014-01-30: It’s still being finalized, but choosing what to do on the round the world trip was much easier when …

2014-01-30: Round the World: Choosing what to do (Part 1) I’m going around the world in March (and parts of February and April) and I’m trying to detail the …

2014-01-29: RT @Cut4: A camo-clad, ATV-riding @RealCJ10 rescued @FreddieFreeman5 from a snowstorm: …

2014-01-29: Vegas. May 9-11. Who wants to come with?

2014-01-28: Aruba for Fourth of July. Who’s coming with?

2014-01-24: Man, currently fighting the urge to book this sub-$700 flight to Rome over President’s Day. Anyone …

2014-01-23: Was Bieber’s name drawn or did he volunteer as tribute?

2014-01-23: RT @joshgabe: I could always eat spicy curry and right now is always.

2014-01-21: Does anyone have experience with Airbnb? Domestically, but more specifically internationally? Is it …

2014-01-21: Boom. Iranian visa approved. t.co/w8xIk8GNr…

2014-01-16: Would love to have seen Exarchopoulos get acting nom and Act of Killing and/or Stories We Tell best …

2014-01-16: Not too bad. Performances best part of American Hustle. Only big complaints (off top of my head), no …

2014-01-14: Me: this says “Third place is pretty good!” @julesmcclure: “Well, Third place IS pretty good”. The …

2014-01-14: Filed in the-sun-rises-in-the-east category: Louisville acts like a desperate ex-girlfriend …

2014-01-07: We have a ski in/out condo at Snowshoe. Leave on Fri night &amp; come back on Sun night. Total …

2014-01-07: Looking for two people to go skiing this weekend. I’ll cover your flight up here (if you leave from …

2014-01-07: I continue to lie to myself about going to New Year’s in Times Square. t.co/dAf3UpLzs…

2014-01-07: Trip Report: New Year&#039;s in Times Square Oh man, I said I’d never do it again. And I meant it. Times Square for New Year’s is …

2014-01-06: I’ve got about 7 movies to see before writing my ‘best of’ for 2013. Should get them knocked out by …

2014-01-03: It’s the calm between the storms in my Round-the-World trip planning. t.co/CmCUtIv1F…

2014-01-03: Parks and Rec and Community in the same sentence is a good sentence.

2014-01-01: My God, what have I done? @ Times Square t.co/3wVCbpxjd…

2013-12-31: RT @KYforKY: 24 ways Kentucky and it’s Kentuckians kicked ass in 2013 #KentuckyKicksAss …

2013-12-30: You can find deals on some parts of skiing, but beware the parts you can’t. My Snowshoe trip report: …

2013-12-30: Trip Report: Snowshoe Mountain in December I’ve said time and time again that the vast majority of my travel is subsidized by points and miles. …

2013-12-28: I’m pretty sure could live a long and fulfilling life without flowcharts.

2013-12-22: Terrible

2013-12-21: RT @culturedcode: Things has now sold 1,000,000 copies! Celebrate with us and read about the future …

2013-12-18: RT @NoelMu: Wise, empathetic reading of Apple ad from @nprmonkeysee : t.co/ARZKGwAPg… (As my …

2013-12-13: Son of a bitch. I’m gonna have to watch Scandal, aren’t I?

2013-12-11: I challenge anyone to show me a more convoluted process than mattress shopping.

2013-12-09: How am I going around the world? t.co/YqcqYir5V…

2013-12-07: Soylent hits its 1.0 formula, nears release. Making a food replacement? Cool use of science. Naming it Soylent? About the same as calling glue …

2013-12-07: Making a food replacement? Cool use of science. Naming it Soylent? About the same as calling glue …

2013-12-04: Frozen was good, but I want to talk about something else. Die Hard. Top ten movie of all time.

2013-12-03: It’s almost that time of year where I drink some bourbon and swear that Die Hard is one of the ten …

2013-12-02: I’ve given up on the Walking Dead being a Romero-type commentary. Do that and you’ll enjoy it a lot …

2013-11-29: RLRT @MisterCarroll Did you lick my sleeve? @ckwadlington Today???

2013-11-27: There are four giant blackbirds sitting right outside my window staring in. Good sign, right?

2013-11-25: Mistakes Every once in a while, airlines or third-party booking companies will mispost flight prices creating …

2013-11-25: Dang it, Boardwalk Empire

2013-11-25: Let’s just take the cast of the Hunger Games movies and have them in everything.

2013-11-24: Ha— booking site sent an email at 3:08am that I had to respond to by 5am to confirm the Milan …

2013-11-24: $150 Roundtrip tickets to Milan, Italy. Probably a mistake fair, but just booked 4 tickets for Pres. …

2013-11-23: Anyone have a good app (paid or free) for podcasts on iOS? I just took a 20-minute train ride and …

2013-11-20: In March, I’m going around the world and here’s why. t.co/oFO32oPC2…

2013-11-20: Well Bob Dylan finally released a video for Like A Rolling Stone. And it’s predictably unpredictably …

2013-11-20: R.I.P. Things Michael Lopp discussing his switch from Things: How can I trust that I’m using the state of the art …

2013-11-15: I didn’t review the new iPads. t.co/jcBfa5RJT…

2013-11-15: This Is Not an iPad Review As I’ve mentioned on Twitter, I’ve been trying to make a decision between Apple’s new iPads. In the …

2013-11-15: Unsuck Metro t.co/JYZXiDFQd…

2013-11-14: I went Los Angeles. Then I went to Las Vegas. Then I wrote about it. t.co/RF93b6YOk…

2013-11-13: RT @AmericanAir: @jwadlington This agreement allows us to take final steps in creating the world’s …

2013-11-13: AA did agree to use all the commuter slots to maintain to small/medium markets, but still doesn’t …

2013-11-13: The AA/US Air merger is getting rid of 52 slot paris at DCA, which will probably kill my flight to …

2013-11-07: Trip Report: Los Angeles/Las Vegas The Friday I left for the Bourbon Trail, my buddy, Jason, called me up to see if I could come to …

2013-11-07: In case you aren’t already sick of hearing what I have to say today, here’s my trip report from the …

2013-11-06: 12 Years A Slave won’t be the best film of 2013, but it meets the qualifications for both a good …

2013-11-06: But they met a set of guidelines that allows them to be called “World Series Champions”. It probably …

2013-11-06: It’s kind of like the World Series. Are the Red Sox the best baseball team in the world? Probably …

2013-11-06: Very rarely (never?) does this line up with what “experts” say is the best movie. Lamenting that is …

2013-11-06: To elaborate on @NelsonMRosario’s question, the Academy Awards (at least to me), should indicate …

2013-11-06: Meant to say “best”, not “first” MT @NelsonMRosario just saw the trailer for that and all I thought …

2013-11-06: 12 Years a Slave the first to win Best Picture since, what? No Country for Old Men?

2013-11-06: Trip Report: The Kentucky Bourbon Trail Most of you know I’m from Kentucky, but outside of Oaks/Derby (which I’ve also never been to) the …

2013-11-05: Guys, fourth episode of Masters of Sex is really good. Watch this show so that in eight years Bill …

2013-11-04: Possible change to around the world trip: Madagascar (and Paris for a day) instead of Moscow and …

2013-11-02: I’m at AMC Courthouse Plaza 8 - @amctheatres for The Counselor (Arlington, VA) …

2013-11-02: It’s light enough, but not sure larger screen outweighs ultra portability of the mini. Especially …

2013-11-02: I’ve had the iPad air for about eight hours and I’ve already flipped-flopped three times on whether …

2013-11-01: The weight of the iPad air without smart cover &amp; iPad mini with smart cover feel exactly the …

2013-11-01: Holy shit, William Peter Blatty (the guy wrote the Exorcist) is in the theater, doing a Q&amp;A …

2013-11-01: I immediately regret this decision (@ AMC Loews Georgetown 14 - @amctheatres for The Exorcist (1973) …

2013-10-31: It’s one of the only times in memory where the government had an outdated and uninformed law and …

2013-10-31: I know the FAA allowing electronic devices doesn’t seem like a big deal, but it really is. …

2013-10-31: RT @BreakingNews: FAA: Airlines can safely expand passenger use of portable electronic devices …

2013-10-31: basketball season

2013-10-30: Anyone else’s 10.9 Mac and 7.0.3 iOS devices’ clocks getting really off? …

2013-10-30: The other show I”m 100% caught up on? It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia. The Gang and Kenny Powers: …

2013-10-30: Homeland and Walking Dead probably my two least favorite shows, but they’re the most likely that you …

2013-10-30: Travel day for World Series means schedule for tonight: Masters/Sex, Homeland, Downton, B’walk …

2013-10-30: Anyone kept up with Masters of Sex? I liked, but didn’t love the pilot.

2013-10-30: I’ve been traveling so much that I”m about five episodes behind on every show except Eastbound and …

2013-10-29: Well, at least both managers are terrible at bullpen management

2013-10-27: Wrenches gonna wrench, by the way

2013-10-27: Wow

2013-10-26: This happened. RT @MLBFanCave TV ad for Babip, Pecota, Vorp &amp; Eckstein, the premier law firm …

2013-10-25: Oh man

2013-10-25: oh man

2013-10-24: If someone doesn’t hear from me by tomorrow afternoon, I’ve had a stroke.

2013-10-23: They have to be increasing free iCloud storage, right?

2013-10-22: Not in the least. One of the best I’ve seen in a long time. Go see it. RT @NelsonMRosario: …

2013-10-22: I’m not sure I need more from a movie than Captain Phillips has to offer.

2013-10-19: World Series, bitches

2013-10-19: Good bet (hopefully) @ Las Vegas, NV t.co/DrwrLuhRc…

2013-10-16: Well, this happened @ Dodger Stadium t.co/7HaYELf2l…

2013-10-13: We just beat kershaw

2013-10-12: Why Your Cardinals Suck Deadspin’s Drew Magary on why the Cardinals suck I think Yankees fans are horrible people: selfish, …

2013-10-12: A quick note before heading to Nashville The first goal of traveling cheaply is to cut down your biggest cost. My biggest cost is flying to …

2013-10-10: RT @Lee_Ars: OH. MY. GOD. FX finally releases what we’ve all been waiting for: an Archer …

2013-10-10: Waino es bueno

2013-10-10: Oh man

2013-10-10: I never thought I’d say that

2013-10-10: Pete Kozma, y’all

2013-10-09: Can’t wait for Gravity 2.

2013-10-09: Well, Gravity was intense.

2013-10-09: RT @makes__sense: The Trips We Plan Just Because We Do t.co/O69RvYYpc…

2013-10-09: The Trips We Plan Just Because We Do The one thing I promised myself is that I would travel. Like most forward-looking promises, I left …

2013-10-08: RT @DannyMacTV: Let us not forget that Michael Wacha was a compensatory pick for the free agency …

2013-10-08: wacha wacha

2013-10-08: Ha- I was invited! Guess we could leave now. RT @Jillberlin Happy birthday @jwadlington! Wish we …

2013-10-07: There’s not enough bourbon in the world for this game

2013-10-05: RT @TheOnion: Tea Party Leaders Announce Support For Deal In Exchange For Malia Obama …

2013-10-01: Lunch: District Taco is too good to be true.

2013-10-01: Gov shutdown: GOP lost on Obamacare &amp; now trying to create a technicality to stop it. Since …

2013-10-01: Breaking Bad finale: loved it, but felt a bit too safe. This is a show that subsisted on ways to top …

2013-09-30: It’s despicable that the @Cubs would fire a manager who performed above expectations with a terrible …

2013-09-30: Doing a good job of shedding the “lovable’ part of lovable losers. RT @MLB: The @Cubs have dismissed …

2013-09-30: The season premiere of Eastbound and Down is literally the amalgamation of all my greatest fears.

2013-09-30: I’m not sure how @donnadb coalesce these thoughts on the BB finale (FeLiNa?) so quickly, but man are …

2013-09-30: Also on tonight: Boardwalk Empire, Eastbound and Down, Homeland and Masters of Sex series premiere. …

2013-09-30: Like a great meal, it takes time to digest the courses, to know if it’s more than the sum of its …

2013-09-30: All I can say right now is that it was immensely satisfying.

2013-09-30: It’s amazing what you can do with a series finale when expectations are based in character and not …

2013-09-30: RT @TheOnion: In one hour, AMC’s story of a small businessman struggling under the Obama …

2013-09-27: Such a great article from @fangraphs about home field advantage in the wild card playoff: …

2013-09-25: Great News. Best under watched show now airing MT @IMDbMelanie Just in from FX: @TheBridgeFX gets a …

2013-09-24: The finale of Dexter may be the absolutely worst series finale I’ve ever seen.

2013-09-23: I should have known that Roger Deakins was shooting Prisoners.

2013-09-23: Someone needs to teach Jake Gyllenhaal how to blink.

2013-09-22: This weeks episode of It’s Always Sunny, one of the best ever, right?

2013-09-22: RT @julesmcclure: PROST! #DCOktoberfest t.co/jygKIcr10…

2013-09-22: Saturday t.co/YTnl54ojh…

2013-09-22: Great new feature in @reederapp: hold an article from list view to mark just the articles below or …

2013-09-21: RT @emilynussbaum: There are many types of thinking &amp; of creativity; solitary thinking is …

2013-09-21: RT @emilynussbaum: Love Louie CK, but bn him &amp; Franzen, I’m wondering if maybe …

2013-09-18: Bigger news than you think. MT @washingtonpost Obama admin urges FCC to force carriers unlock mobile …

2013-09-17: Thanks for all the texts and tweets today checking up on me. Terrible tragedy at Navy Yard, but I’m …

2013-09-13: RT @twitter: We’ve confidentially submitted an S-1 to the SEC for a planned IPO. This Tweet does not …

2013-09-10: Congrats to the Buccos on 82. Now lose every other game this year.

2013-09-05: We as a people and a society failed Jesse Pinkman.

2013-09-05: Make new friends, but keep the old. One is silver and the other can hopefully teach you that …

2013-09-03: Congratulations, world. I’ve been in Mexico for four days and you’ve yet to spoil …

2013-08-23: I’m confused about the Ben Affleck as Batman backlash. Is it that he’d make a bad Batman or because …

2013-08-23: Am I the only one who thinks this season of burn notice has been its best in years?

2013-08-23: It’s too bad they didn’t spend as much time on the screenplay for Jobs as Ashton Kutcher did on his …

2013-08-12: Guys!! Newsroom was unqualified good tonight!! If you don’t know the show, then maybe the best …

2013-08-09: …go around, but intentions aren’t bad. Isn’t that how life works? How many actual bad guys are …

2013-08-09: …how great was that movie in relation to its “bad guys”? Its real villains are fear, …

2013-08-09: So, yesterday @emilynussbaum was talking about villains in cartoons (and not having seen ParaNorman) …

2013-08-07: Seth Maness, y’all

2013-07-29: Top five shows of 2013 after watching Orange is the New Black: Orange is the New Black, Justified, …

2013-07-26: My flights are booked, so I’ve got the dates. I’m spending 3-4 days in most places. (7 days in New …

2013-07-26: Re: Last tweet: Seriously, if you can’t make all the stops, but you’re interested in any of those …

2013-07-26: March 2014: Auckland to Sydney to Seoul to Kathmandu to Bhutan to Tehran,Iran to Moscow to …

2013-07-24: The hold music for my company’s help desk is Once There Was a Hushpuppy from Beasts of the Southern …

2013-07-22: Guys! Go see the Way, Way Back! (But don’t think about it too hard)

2013-07-16: New record! I made it through two swings before having to mute Chris Berman.

2013-07-15: Top five movies at the All-Star break: The Place Beyond the Pines, Mud, This Is the End, Monster’s …

2013-07-15: Yadis gonna yadi

2013-07-15: Wrenches gonna wrench

2013-07-15: Guys! The Newsroom premiere had people other than women acting actively dumb!

2013-07-15: By the way, I love how acknowledging you shouldn’t do something makes it OK to do it.

2013-07-15: Not to shit on a movie I haven’t seen, but if Grown Ups 2 beats Pacific Rim at the box office, …

2013-07-15: RT @robdelaney: “Grown Ups 2” is another triumph for Wes Anderson. What CAN’T he …

2013-07-15: If the move theater is literally connected to your house it’s OK to wear athletic shorts and bring …

2013-07-13: My definition of being rich would be going to a concert or ballgame and not even caring how much …

2013-07-12: Guys! The Bridge pilot was really good!

2013-07-12: Guys! White House Down wasn’t that bad!

2013-07-09: The best argument for a retina iPad mini this fall is the way iOS 7 looks on the current one.

2013-07-06: RT @TheOnion: Farmer Who Cleared Out Crops To Build Baseball Field Goes Bankrupt, Loses Family, …

2013-07-06: RLRT @julesmcclure it wasn’t THAT cool, but it could have been!

2013-07-05: Costa Rica. Don’t worry, fixed it. #america RT @nickus526: @jwadlington nice view. Where are you? …

2013-07-04: Guys!! I think I messed up Fourth of July!! :(

2013-07-04: Feliz cuatro de Julio!!! t.co/Y35xvLbSM…

2013-07-01: Bed bourbons are my favorite.

2013-07-01: Has anyone read World War Z?

2013-06-27: Cardinals remain part of Pujols Former St. Louis Cardinals (and current Anaheim Angles) First Basemen, Albert Pujols, on his time in …

2013-06-22: RT @Kwoth83: Jurassic Park @tinytimmons @jwadlington t.co/MhgMvJHrW…

2013-06-21: Was trying to write on this, but of course, he says it perfectly. RT @FilmCritHULK: WHY JAMES …

2013-06-19: Man of Steel felt like a really expensive webisode.

2013-06-19: I’m OK with Laurence Fishburne being in charge of the FBI and the Daily Planet.

2013-06-16: Forgot I was comparing Vigo to a baby on Facebook and this is what greeted me when I opened my iPad. …

2013-06-15: 3:43 is a good a time as any for the first bourbon of the day.

2013-06-12: Hey! I wrote something about iOS finally making unqualified sense. You should read it! …

2013-06-12: It&#039;s time for iOS to Make Unqualified Sense The goal of iOS has always been to make sense to its market. In the beginning, this was done by …

2013-06-10: 5 Maps That Show How Divided America Really Is The Atlantic commenting on data from the American Community Survey: “These five maps, however, …

2013-06-10: RT @DannyMacTV: I just broke into the Rightsholders Shuffle. After that, I voted for every Cards …

2013-06-10: Boom

2013-06-06: t.co/bhbUz2vaQ…

2013-06-06: Im pretty sure @kwoth83 wins @vine. RT @Kwoth83: Vine or it didnt happen t.co/hov7dRowi…

2013-06-01: Wow. Hannibal and an @danharmon-full Community. Just when I was about to swear off network …

2013-06-01: RT @danharmon: RT @dpeanutbutter: @danharmon GIVE US A STRAIGHT ANSWER! ~ Yes yes yes! I’m …

2013-06-01: RT @KYforKY: On June 1st 1792 Kentucky was birthed. Happy Birthday Kentucky, you kick ass! …

2013-05-31: Sorry, mom, for saying shit.

2013-05-31: Shit yeah, @NBC!!! RT @DeadlineTV: ‘Hannibal’ Renewed By NBC For Second Season …

2013-05-31: People trying to save TV shows: what if you promised to watched two other shows live on the network …

2013-05-29: Yes, Please. MT @aaronpaul_8: Dear @RealRonHoward How are things? Also, do you want to put me in The …

2013-05-27: Star Trek: well plotted and paced, but I’m not sure it earned its character moments.

2013-05-27: Gatsby: I get what Luhrman was doing, but man, it didn’t work. Mulligan predictably great, …

2013-05-27: Complete AD thoughts later, but after first time: structure really grew on me as I went, but each …

2013-05-26: Breakfast t.co/u4MUeo4pI…

2013-05-26: Odds that new Arrested Development is spoiled before I start it tomorrow morning?

2013-05-26: It sure is!

2013-05-26: It’s a great restaurant!

2013-05-26: I almost forgot to add @burgerking to my list of meals tomorrow!

2013-05-22: Do you think if I promised to keep watching Revolution, @NBC would renew Hannibal?

2013-05-18: So to stay true to the Dark Tower series, doesn’t the whole funding fiasco of the movie/TV adaption …

2013-05-13: Steak. @JakeParkerBand @bryantheintern @awadlington @Kwoth83 t.co/HduU6ZdJZ…

2013-05-10: RT @BattingStanceG: Wife’s bday today, but Angel Hernandez says it’s not.

2013-05-10: I’m going to need Shane Black to write and direct all my summer movies.

2013-05-08: It may have been obvious to others, but to me, there seems like a disconnect between how our culture …

2013-05-08: That last retweet is a concept I’ve been trying to nail down for a while: practical reasons as to …

2013-05-08: RT @makes_sense_jw: New post: Art as Problem Solving t.co/VHem15CPZ…

2013-05-08: Art as Problem Solving This speech by Director Steven Soderbergh has been making the rounds. It's a long, but I would …

2013-05-07: Guys, Don Draper loves puppies.

2013-05-04: I can’t believe we don’t get Oaks Day off in Washington DC.

2013-05-03: Folks who watch Hannibal (which should be everyone): the 4th episode (that was pulled) is on iTunes. …

2013-04-28: I liked Oblivion better the last time I saw it.

2013-04-25: Since @ckwadlington is in KY, anyone want to go to this with me? t.co/avhJ9d3PL…

2013-04-25: Jayson Werth’s walkup music: Walking Dead theme and Game of Thrones theme. Strong work.

2013-04-22: One more thing, if @NBC renews Hannibal, even for one more season, it could prove me wrong that …

2013-04-22: I do know this: Mads Mikkelsen deserves an Emmy, Grammy, Tony, Oscar, fourth-grade spelling bee …

2013-04-22: Would the reveals on Hannibal be more or less effective if you didn’t already know the …

2013-04-20: Sorry, everyone. I try to avoid tweeting obvious things. Blame it on the heroes for making me drink …

2013-04-20: Wait… we’re seriously considering not giving this guy his Miranda rights? How else do we distinguish …

2013-04-20: It’s sad that our heroes have to be born out of these type of situations, but nevertheless, the …

2013-04-18: If most TV shows are in 4/4 time, Hannibal is in 12/8. Familiar, but just enough off to make you …

2013-04-12: I want Vin Scully to narrate all my fights.

2013-04-09: Congrats to Werner for being the official ladder of the NCAA championship!!

2013-04-09: I’m impressed with the number of people pronouncing Louisville correctly.

2013-04-09: Guys, I’m not sure how everyone in the entire world doesn’t love college basketball.

2013-04-09: I imagine that rooting for Louisville to win a bracket pool is similar to how a hooker feels.

2013-04-08: Well, at least the last review Ebert filed was of a Malick film. To the Wonder / ***½ ® …

2013-04-05: Roger Ebert wasn’t the reason I love movies, but he was the reason I know I do.

2013-04-02: Does anyone actively use Outlook for Mac or can suggest an Exchange (&amp; …

2013-04-01: Happy Opening Day, everyone! Enjoy the one day in first place. You’ll eventually be losing to the …

2013-04-01: Duke-Louisville— I’m rooting for the plague (aka Duke).

2013-03-27: There’s legitimate arguments for Justified being the best show on TV.

2013-03-20: Sorry for just saying shit, mom. But you watch Justified, you know what I’m saying.

2013-03-20: Holy shit, Justified.

2013-03-20: RT @KySportsRadio: Robert Morris didn’t invent the $ sign just to have his players go and …

2013-03-20: Wow.

2013-03-19: OK, y’all. Next trip: November. New Zealand to Tokyo to Singapore to Nepal to Moscow to Tehran to …

2013-03-19: Wow– a theme through an episode of the Following? Probably an accident.

2013-03-18: Honest question: do you want Kentucky to win the NIT?

2013-03-16: Happy baseball season, y’all.

2013-03-16: Archie Goodwin, y’all.

2013-03-16: In my belly. RT @sirbartonn: Where da bourbon?

2013-03-12: Boom.

2013-03-12: Can I retweet something I tweeted five seconds ago?

2013-03-12: Apparently I don’t know what a foul is anymore.

2013-03-11: Blocking foul that is, y’all. Hit your free throws, WKU!!

2013-03-11: How was that a block?!?

2013-03-01: I’ve never really understood the whole TGIF thing. I mean, don’t you people still have to work …

2013-02-25: Ok, now you can say Ben Affleck was snubbed.

2013-02-25: OK, that was funny.

2013-02-25: My DVR hasn’t recorded Modern Family in four weeks and I just now realized it. Time to stop …

2013-02-22: Who do ya got? FX with Louis/Justified/Americans,HBO with Game of Thrones/Girls/Boardwalk Empire or …

2013-02-19: I’d take $20-30K less per year in salary if hard shell beef tacos had no calories.

2013-02-16: Treading lightly t.co/idpPdjBt

2013-02-14: RT @TheOnion: Taylor Swift Mourns Death Of Boyfriend Christopher Dorner t.co/zdMNyRp9

2013-02-13: RT @eruptionsblog: The trap we’re in is that most journal articles are too complex and media …

2013-02-13: Well, at least I took the over on the State of the Union.

2013-02-13: Having one bourbon for Nerlens and another for the season.

2013-02-13: I hope no one expects me to leave my house with Kentucky/UF on at 7, State of the Union at 9, …

2013-02-12: Happy pitchers and catchers reporting day, everyone!!

2013-02-09: Warm Bodies: lots and lots of good ideas, messy execution. Worth watching for the last 45 minutes.

2013-01-30: Kentucky, y’all.

2013-01-29: I don’t really understand the physics of this, but whatever! RT @MLB: Every time you RT this, …

2013-01-28: In case you were wondering, my plan for the night is to watch Die Hard, Justified, Suits, Modern …

2013-01-25: Can’t wait to see the Internet explode when people realize that the universe in the Star Trek reboot …

2013-01-25: Keep the criticism coming! I’m a firm believer that producing something good means hearing …

2013-01-25: In case you missed it from earlier, here’s the wrap up of my top 20 movies from 2012: #5-1. …

2013-01-25: RT @makes_sense_jw: It’s time for the exciting conclusion to my top 20 movies of 2012! Click on for …

2013-01-25: Favorite 2012 Movies #5-1 2012 left with me so much to say that I had to divide it up into three parts. Today is the top 5. …

2013-01-24: In case you missed it, here are my 10-6 favorite movies of 2012. Check out 5-1 tomorrow! …

2013-01-23: That last retweet was my blog’s feed (I’m so cool, I know). Here’s the link to my #11-20 favorite …

2013-01-23: RT @makes_sense_jw: Favorite films of 2012 is finally ready! Here’s my #20-11! t.co/ew7M57b8

2013-01-20: Yeah, third time I’ve watched the Stan Musial tribute on SportsCenter.

2013-01-20: He stopped playing well before I was born, but man, it’ll be a somber night thinking about Stan …

2013-01-19: Fringe finale + bourbon= 100% chance I get philosophical/emotional

2013-01-18: Teaser #1 for my top 20 movies of 2012 list: I compare James Bond to a spelling test.

2013-01-18: …but I’m writing more about my 20-11 movies. Does everyone promise to still read them if I separate …

2013-01-18: OK, I’ve got one more movie (Amour) to watch before I can post my top 20 of 2012. The …

2013-01-14: 11-Year-Old Author Tackles Bullying In Science Fiction Novel Funny how our "greatest" filmmakers don't understand Science Fiction, but our 11-year olds sure do. …

2013-01-12: Paul Shawcross for president. t.co/cAlAwDPt

2013-01-11: So how does the academy nominate a film that wouldn’t exist without its director for Best …

2013-01-11: I can imagine ZeroDark/Argo without Bigelow/Affleck. Someone besides DiCaprio as Candie? Sure. But …

2013-01-11: The only real Academy Award snub (in my opinion) is Tarantino for director. To be a snub, they have …

2013-01-10: No matter what you think of the Oscar noms, you can’t help but be happy about Quvenzhane …

2013-01-10: The Academy Awards: the only time you’ll see Les Miserables and Flight on the same list as Beasts of …

2013-01-10: I take my Justified with Big Lebowski references, thank you.

2013-01-09: RT @makes_sense_jw: How much credit do adapted screenplays deserve? t.co/GOiW8Dx5

2013-01-09: How Much Credit Do Adapted Screenplays Deserve? As I'm preparing for my best of 2012 movie list, I had something quick I wanted to discuss: I can …

2013-01-08: OK, movie folks, I’ve got time for two movies, which two of these should I do: Don’t …

2013-01-02: Man, I knew that last tweet sounded nerdy before I sent it, but only after reading it in my timeline …

2013-01-02: Why didn’t anyone tell me the Roth IRA contribution limit went up to $5500 in 2013?? Great new …

2012-12-30: Good a time as any for Kentucky to show up.

2012-12-30: The most literal scratch-off ticket, ever. t.co/DzUjG6mE

2012-12-27: Buy Out Newtown Gun Maker Man, I love practical ideas.

2012-12-26: Coraline and Paranorman: tricking kids into seeing films that scare them and exposing them to heavy …

2012-12-26: Les Mis: not the most subtle movie of 2012.

2012-12-25: RLRT @ckwadlington the best thing ever invented is parchment paper…and post-it notes…and coffee …

2012-12-22: I literally did not know until about 90 seconds ago (thanks to @TheAVClub) that John Hughes wrote …

2012-12-20: Scrooge McGrinch, everyone!! RT @joshgabe: @jwadlington sounds terrible.

2012-12-20: My car on the train back from New York is singing Christmas carols. I’ve never been more in the …

2012-12-19: Think you’ve already figured out the best thing that happened to you in 2012? Wrong. Here’s #1. …

2012-12-17: What drives me crazy is the notion of a policy not being “on the table”. Under the right …

2012-12-17: Fringe will go down as one of the 25 best shows of all time. If it had the artistic freedom offered …

2012-12-15: I’m a stripper away from recreating this week’s New Girl episode.

2012-12-15: How do we stop this from happening? MT @BreakingNews school children shot when gunman burst into …

2012-12-14: There may be four animated movies in my top 20 films of 2012. (Rise of the Guardians, Frankenweenie, …

2012-12-13: You went and saw Looper to support originality? It’s more important that you go see Rise of the …

2012-12-13: If you measure “best” as “doing what it sets out to do”, New Girl may be the best show on TV.

2012-12-12: RT @BattingStanceG: If Mayans are right &amp; world ends…Rizzo will really be on hook for …

2012-12-12: I think Holy Motors just ruined movies for me.

2012-11-23: Pierce Brosnan may be the best Bond without ever having been in a good Bond movie.

2012-11-22: Can someone tell me in what possible universe the Kentucky/Morehead St. game is blacked out in …

2012-11-14: Losing is one thing. Losing to Duke is another.

2012-11-10: Plus minus ten points rest of the year for Polson?

2012-11-09: This RT @TheEconomist The real blow to Republicans may be that they did not lose more heavily in the …

2012-11-07: When’s the next time we get to wax hyperbolically about things we don’t really understand? Mad Men …

2012-11-04: I took full advantage of the ending of daylight savings time.

2012-11-02: iPad mini review: love the form factor, tough to go back to a non-retina screen. Like it enough that …

2012-11-02: Question for folks with integrity: is it OK to run by the Apple store next to my house and buy an …

2012-10-31: Anyone else having a hard time believing that Star Wars and Indiana Jones are only worth $4 billion?

2012-10-30: Well, Claire Danes and Damian Lewis have won all the Emmys again this year.

2012-10-29: Looks like I’m swimming to work tomorrow. RT @wmata: Metro announces full suspension of service for …

2012-10-29: Oh, Mockingbird Lane and all your Bryan Fuller-y goodness. Too bad we won’t ever see you get played …

2012-10-28: I don’t say this lightly: Seven Psychopaths may be my favorite movie of the past ten years.

2012-10-28: The only real thing on my Hurricane Sandy checklist is bourbon.

2012-10-22: Wow, two straight Walking Dead episodes with clear objectives, character development, and consistent …

2012-10-19: My God, there’s two hours of Skip Bayless and Stephen A. Smith on ESPN2 during the morning?? Is ESPN …

2012-10-19: Please, Tim McCarver, stop trying to say Daniel Descalso’s name.

2012-10-19: Seriously, good premiere episode, Walking Dead. Gives hope that it may be end up being about more …

2012-10-19: Where has this Walking Dead been for the past two seasons &amp; who replaced the cast with …

2012-10-19: Jason Motte and the Two Inning Save Fangraphs’ Dave Cameron on last night’s two-inning save by St. Louis Cardinals’ …

2012-10-19: The Tie Between Horror and Comedy Jason Zinoman on the ties between comedy and horror: …the line between horror and comedy has …

2012-10-19: For those asking why I’m boycotting @usatoday, read their prediction for the Tigers/Cardinals 2006 …

2012-10-19: Serious question: Would reading @SportsonEarth violate my boycott of @usatoday?

2012-10-19: Pretty much everyone hates the Cardinals, right? Why do we hate the Yankees? Because they win or because they spend so much money to win? Are the …

2012-10-19: “Whitney? Whitney!?!” -@IMDbTV’s followers reaction. RT @TVMoJoe BOOM: Whitney replaces Animal …

2012-10-18: First Ozzie sells his rings, now this. Hate to think what Bo Hart is doing MT @Cardinals David …

2012-10-17: Happy to see people engaged with the political process tonight. I saw Argo. Jimmy Carter should have …

2012-10-17: …and I think it does! Who’s on whose side? RT @JakeParkerBand: @jwadlington Never going happen my …

2012-10-17: Happening right now: @JakeParkerBand &amp; I debating whether Dark Knight Rises 4 could have …

2012-10-16: Got my @MoviePass card in today! I’m thinking Looper tonight, Argo tomorrow and Seven Psychopaths on …

2012-10-15: Over or under three f-bombs for Carpenter in this interview?

2012-10-13: For all asking, I’m out ok. Almost back home. Go Cards!!!!

2012-10-13: For those asking: the difference between Game 6 and this one is that we thought we had a chance in …

2012-10-13: Sad metro is sad. t.co/x4XXicl0

2012-10-13: No matter how it turns out, best game I’ve seen in person

2012-10-13: Come on, Motte.

2012-10-13: I can’t believe I’m at this game.

2012-10-12: Gotta give it to the Nats fans. They’re really into it tonight.

2012-10-11: Probably because of this damn election.

2012-10-11: Why are we not talking about Moonrise Kingdom as film of the year?

2012-10-10: I just went ahead and brought tickets to games three, four and five so I don’t have to deal with …

2012-10-09: I’ve got three @MoviePass invites left. Does anyone want one?

2012-10-08: RT @MattSebek: Dammit, @dfreese23. Winning a postseason game while being no-hit was St. Louis’ …

2012-10-07: If you’re a Mexican restaurant and you don’t have at least 35 combinations, I don’t want to eat at …

2012-10-06: “Ahhhh…naw….bottle wouldn’t hurt me” -Matt Holliday’s famous last words.

2012-10-06: What sucks is that I honestly don’t think that infield fly call had an impact on the outcome. But, I …

2012-10-06: Are we even now? A missed call that would end the game v. call that would have no immediate impact?

2012-10-06: That one was for all the once and future Hooters’ waitresses.

2012-10-06: Does MLB love or hate this game?

2012-10-06: That doesn’t excuse it, but it doesn’t put it in the same category as the Green Bay game.

2012-10-06: I would be pissed if that was against the Cards, but let’s be serious, it’s not certain this would …

2012-10-06: Terrible call. Let’s hope it doesn’t have an impact on the game.

2012-10-06: What the hell is with all these bunts?

2012-10-06: Isn’t this the point in the game where the Braves fans get up and leave?

2012-10-06: Wrenched

2012-10-06: Guess he should have retired last year.

2012-10-06: TV Folks: is Fringe the last great network drama currently airing? Could it be the last great …

2012-10-05: Doctors offices are the only thing keeping magazines in business.

2012-10-04: Little late to the party on this, but I’m pretty sure this picture is what pushed Teddy over …

2012-09-30: Annoyance in iOS 6 for iPad: you can’t hold down the ‘!’ button for apostrophes and ‘?’ button for …

2012-09-29: Please let Looper do well at the box office.

2012-09-28: Too bad we can’t be like Ron Swanson in our political views: convicted in what we believe is right, …

2012-09-28: I’m worried that my plan to see Looper and the Master this weekend may spoil the rest of 2012’s …

2012-09-27: I know it’ll never be as lauded as The Wire, but I hope the further we get away from Katrina, the …

2012-09-27: It’s @ckwadlington’s birthday today! I wonder what she got me for it.

2012-09-25: Just kidding about that last tweet, guys. It was really creepy.

2012-09-25: Black cat running around the hallway of my apartment. Not creepy at all. t.co/0RboN096

2012-09-24: Happy to see the ‘yoga pants as regular pants’ fashion has extended into the 2012 …

2012-09-22: Checked in @ Wrigley Field for the #cubs vs #stlcards game w/ t.co/84SUQDNg

2012-09-22: Curved portrait @ Millennium Park t.co/eqidDH7s

2012-09-21: Not what I learned from Lost. MT @TheEconomist If you want to survive an aeroplane crash, best …

2012-09-19: Smartly, @tweetbot puts its iPad app on sale for $.99. Buy this. Trust me. Latest update makes …

2012-09-17: Supremely disappointed in the lack of Anchorman quotations. MT @NationalZoo from the sounds …

2012-09-17: Day two of paying for movies I’ve already seen. (@ AMC Mazza Gallerie 7 for Finding Nemo 3D) …

2012-09-15: If your action movie isn’t structured like Raiders of the Lost Ark, you need to restructure your …

2012-09-15: Holy crap. Don’t spoil yourself by watching the new Bond trailer (the one before Raiders) if you …

2012-09-15: Popcorn and bourbon (@ AMC Loews Georgetown 14 for Raiders of the Lost Ark) t.co/CmU98lUa

2012-09-11: Thanks for confirming that, CNN. RT @breakingpol: Nicki Minaj confirms that her rap was not a Romney …

2012-09-11: Know what’s more embarrassing than your Go Daddy-hosted website going down for hours? Having a Go …

2012-09-11: I should rephrase that. I would especially watch if it was just Daniel Day Lewis saying “I’ve …

2012-09-11: Too bad Daniel Day Lewis isn’t dong the G+ hangout for the Lincoln trailer. I’d watch even if it was …

2012-09-11: Amazon Changed Reading. Now It Could Change Writing Speaking of Amazon’s latest Kindle announcements, lost in the updates from the day is …

2012-09-11: RT @makes_sense_jw: Same contender, different game t.co/uqx5aP80

2012-09-11: Same contender, different game Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos espousing the newly created “Amazon Doctrine”: Above all else, …

2012-09-10: At what point do you stop arguing with the cab driver when he’s trying to give you back more money …

2012-09-08: Go @ Busch Stadium t.co/WjPhvPZP

2012-09-07: Small Ky. town focus of eclipse chasers Opening preorders on this event now: $30 gets you a ticket to sit on my parent’s front lawn. …

2012-09-05: $5 for a $10 Starbucks Card: Starbucks t.co/yOTnSqGA

2012-09-04: I love pizzerias that don’t have branded boxes.

2012-09-03: Man, $679 refurbed 11-inch MacBook Airs available on Apple’s site. Who do ya got: my willpower or …

2012-09-03: city of ruins @ Citizens Bank Park t.co/jtpg2KCI

2012-08-29: RT @AnaheimAlbert: Gong be hard to focus ong blasting balls ingto outer space tonight. I know Yadi …

2012-08-29: RT @AnaheimAlbert: Dee dee just text me. Said Yadi might be dead.

2012-08-25: Wrenched. #stlcards

2012-08-25: In other news, if you ever doubted I was the biggest nerd ever, just retweet the last five things I …

2012-08-25: …and now the Cardinals start their game against the team that’s ahead of them in the standings. Too …

2012-08-25: Wow….is it too late for Samsung to settle?

2012-08-25: Insane. Evidence is pretty clear they infringed, but that’s a whole lot. RT @reckless 1 billion and …

2012-08-25: As long as they get the shredder. MT @JonHeymanCBS Huge names in sox-dodgers talks. Includes a-gon …

2012-08-25: My feed is being blown up by the Apple/Samsung trial verdict and the Red Sox/Dodgers trade. I’m in a …

2012-08-24: The Disciplined Pursuit of Less Greg McKeown writing for the Harvard Business Review: Why don’t successful people and …

2012-08-24: RT @makes_sense_jw: The politics and philosophy of racism t.co/xH2eltS3

2012-08-24: The Politics and Philosophy of Racism Alex Tabarrok and John Sides (via the Economist) on Chris Hayes’ claim that ”It is …

2012-08-22: I’ve yet to be able to find speakers loud enough to play Alabama Shakes’ Hold On.

2012-08-21: RT @Nationals: RT THIS: If this tweet gets 5,000 RTs before the @braves, we’ll give away 4 PNC …

2012-08-21: Augusta National adds first two female members I saw this earlier when Mitt Romney tweeted it. I didn’t post because I assumed it would be …

2012-08-21: Will someone please test and see if dipping Oreo cookies is good with any kind of liquid?

2012-08-20: RT @makes_sense_jw: Are ideas about being right? Makes Sense t.co/0dIW1lIe

2012-08-17: It’s still funny to me when presidential candidates use each other’s twitter handles.

2012-08-17: Quick! Everyone download @tweetbot for Mac as many times as they can today! t.co/4Rv7cCxy

2012-08-17: Twitter dictates third-party app form and function in new API, gives six months to comply Yeah, remember my article the other day? This is exactly what I was worried about.

2012-08-17: Just received access to the t.co/67OD1TRc alpha. You can find me there at @jordon

2012-08-15: Luhnow&#039;s letter to Astros Season Ticket Holders. Astros General Manager (and former Cardinal Scouting Director) Jeff Luhnow on the Astros current …

2012-08-13: The saddest thing about the Nationals being good is that there probably won’t be any more $1 hot dog …

2012-08-13: RT @ICC_jordon: The Implicit Meaning of Advertisements t.co/QSZD35Ye

2012-08-13: Is it safe to eat Chic-fil-A again?

2012-08-13: The Implicit Meaning of Advertisements Dalton Caldwell on his latest creation, App.net: App.net is a different kind of social platform. …

2012-08-13: Why “Hook” by Blues Traveler is actually a pretty genius work of metafiction Apart from the obligatory looping of this song and Run Around, I’ve never been a big Blues …

2012-08-13: RT @TheAVClub Why Blues Traveler’s “Hook” is a great song for music theory nerds …

2012-08-12: Cardiio - Touchless Camera Pulse Sensor for iPhone App for the iPhone that measures heart rate by staring into the camera. I have no idea how it works, …

2012-08-11: Director’s Cut! MT @joshgabe @jwadlington what if it showed the other table with a top spinning, …

2012-08-11: DKR spoiler ahead How much do you want to bet that Nolan wanted to end with Alfred in the café …

2012-08-10: The unibody iPhone &#124; The Tech Block. In-depth discussion by Don Lehman of the likely unibody new iPhone. Good place for all the current …

2012-08-10: Slim - The Thinnest Wallet Ever. Supr Good Co. on why they created their Kickstarter for the new Slim Wallet: We believe that all you …

2012-08-10: Mulder and Scully It’s sad that this makes me happy.

2012-08-09: Defeated Kansas Senator: &quot;Koch Industries is Just a Terrible, Terrible Citizen&quot; Recently defeated Kansas State Senator Tim Owens: I’d say that maybe 80 percent of country are …

2012-08-07: Spoiler @ Screen On The Green t.co/0ZYio07c

2012-08-07: Psycho @ The National Mall t.co/AaxOUxao

2012-08-06: Morgan (who we hate) bunted into double play. Crowd literally laughed at him. RT @cheaptalk: …

2012-08-06: I’ve been watching baseball for 28 years and that’s the greatest crowd reaction I’ve ever seen. …

2012-08-05: RLRT @julesmcclure I would like all your S’mores pies, please.

2012-07-31: I know that I’m watching it a day late, but man, Breaking Bad, can you get more awesome?

2012-07-28: Kentucky reference at the opening ceremony. USA has already won.

2012-07-28: I think the wind is blowing out today at Wrigley.

2012-07-28: Stopped after the first. Worth watching the second? RT @TVGuideMagazine: This just in: AMC cancels …

2012-07-27: Aw Aw fo real fo real RT @Kwoth83: Aw fo real?

2012-07-27: Finally saw DKR last night. I’m sure this will open myself up to a world of hurt, but I’m interested …

2012-07-23: This is currently happening with @ckwadlington and @MisterCarroll t.co/a1lhG9Bd

2012-07-21: I love how @sparrow had a 50% off sale four days before announcing no new features for the app. …

2012-07-19: My favorite feature of @tweetbot for Mac may very well be how well thought out Tweetmarker support …

2012-07-16: This. RT @AlanTheisen Exactly. To me, the best sci fiction provokes great questions rather than …

2012-07-14: RT @BGDNCrimebeat: Woman admits to BGPD to stealing 4 rib eye steaks and trading them to “a …

2012-07-11: Thanks, @BarackObama, for my $12.92 #ACA refund from 2011’s health care costs. Better cash it now …

2012-07-10: I’m not so sure those extra six inches of leg room are worth being the last one off a plane if it …

2012-07-08: Not that it’s any cooler in Vegas.

2012-07-08: I definitely picked the two best weekends to not be in DC. #heat

2012-07-06: RT @ckwadlington that fly British Airways #letmefinish! RT @jwadlington: RLRT @ckwadlington MAN …

2012-07-06: Congrats to @ckwadlington! Those 550 times I made her vote for @dfreese23 paid off!

2012-07-06: Boom RT @MLB #FinalVote winners are Yu Darvish and David Freese! Watch them in the #ASG on FOX on …

2012-07-06: RLRT @ckwadlington MAN there’s a whole of cities in the world

2012-07-02: Taking in #derecho2012 refugees. MT @lk_whitehead Air conditioned sleepover @jwadlington’s! Cause …

2012-06-29: RT @OldHossRadbourn: This “move to Canada” meme is a cheery reminder that 1) people are …

2012-06-27: RT @AnaheimAlbert: Pretty much every thing Yadi does well, I taught hing. From throwing to hitting …

2012-06-26: Didn’t like his dig at millineals being the “Worst. Generation. Ever.” Look at what your generation …

2012-06-26: Say what you will about Sorkin and the Newsroom pilot (and you’re probably right…), guy knows how to …

2012-06-26: Best win of the year. #stlcards

2012-06-26: RT @MattSebek: The Cubs did it, you guys. They also suck at helmet lettering. – t.co/74BkexdY

2012-06-23: This is your monthly reminder that Jon Hamm is an #stlcards fan. (like there’s ever any doubt that …

2012-06-21: Come on guys, you couldn’t come up with a better app name? t.co/jMbVXLd8

2012-06-21: Boom. I just finished a 5.13 mi run with Nike+ GPS. #nikeplus #makeitcount

2012-06-21: I’m about to go try and run five miles in 100+ degree weather. Who wants to place bets on how …

2012-06-18: Allen Craig better hope that Yadi doesn’t need a glutes massage tonight.

2012-06-18: Happy birthday to @BryantheIntern. See you in December for the Kentucky/Georgetown game?

2012-06-17: Three greatest things ever. (@ Beer Bourbon &amp; BBQ Festival w/ 118 others) t.co/EJY9IL5u

2012-06-16: Not gonna lie. A little emotional during Good Vibrations at the Beach Boys concert. One of the three …

2012-06-16: …with only a 12% convenience fee. RT @notnek: I really hope @livenationshows/@ticketmaster choose to …

2012-06-15: National Bourbon Day celebrations are incomplete unless you have as many bourbons as there are …

2012-06-15: I love you @TheEconomist. RT @TheEconomist: American rapper Lil Jon can show us about the process of …

2012-06-13: That was a reference to Mad Men’s Sopranos-esque season finale.

2012-06-13: The more things change, the more they stay the same.

2012-06-11: Next big trip is to Niger to see @lk_whitehead in September 2013. Who’s coming with?

2012-06-11: Machu Picchu needs context. The Inca Trail did this for me. If you take the train, you need to find …

2012-06-11: If I can hike the Inca Trail without a case on my iPhone, you don’t need one for yours. (4/5)

2012-06-11: Be careful what you eat. My stomach is strong from eating week-old cheeseburgers. Yours probably …

2012-06-11: Thank God I wasn’t affected by altitude sickness, because it crippled several people from our …

2012-06-11: Back to work tomorrow after an incredible two weeks in Peru. Some takeaways from the trip: (1/5)

2012-06-11: Sorry for the Facebook link, but here are the Inca Trail/Peru pictures! t.co/LQj9FhGN

2012-06-09: I just unlocked the “Local” badge on @foursquare for checking in three times at the same …

2012-06-08: Can someone ask Mike Shannon what an oogly moogly is for me?

2012-06-07: I just unlocked the “Flame Broiled” badge on @foursquare for checking in to burger joints! …

2012-06-07: Myrtle Beach— also known as the place where I fix the population of Eddyville, Kentucky’s iPhones …

2012-06-05: Totally worth it. This guy needed a hug. t.co/9hcafQms

2012-06-05: I just had to go to ICE jail because I hugged a llama.

2012-06-05: I’m about to become the first person to ever fly from Lima, Peru to Myrtle Beach, South Carolina.

2012-06-04: Just finished the Inca Trail. Now at Machi Picchu. Lots of pictures that don’t do the place justice …

2012-06-04: Just posted a photo @ Machu Picchu t.co/sSMRXzux

2012-06-03: View from the Sun Gate #machupicchu @ Machu Picchu t.co/pcR43XSR

2012-06-03: I’m at Machu Picchu t.co/AMKEGbf2

2012-06-03: Check out Machu Picchu on @foursquare: t.co/2y2nzaKp

2012-05-31: Heading out on the Inca Trail tomorrow through Sunday. Send help if you don’t hear from me then.

2012-05-29: Little lambs @ Plaza de Armas de Cusco t.co/Pqh5uD8n

2012-05-28: Rafting in the middle of winter will not go down as one of my smarter moments.

2012-05-27: Lunch views @ Larcomar t.co/yvXHUyej

2012-05-25: I don’t know if I should hate everyone for not watching Awake or be happy with emotional closure …

2012-05-25: Before you get upset about the remake of the Exorcist, go watch Martha Marcy May Marlene.

2012-05-23: Welcome back, Adam Wainwright.

2012-05-22: Only on FSMidwest is Technical Difficulties a good thing.

2012-05-21: There’s an entirely different universe where Don and Joan lead a long and happy life.

2012-05-19: I would like to live in a world where Vin Scully calls every baseball game.

2012-05-19: Wow. Is it the same show? RT @TheAVClub: BREAKING: Dan Harmon no longer #Community showrunner. …

2012-05-16: I just reached Level 2 of the “Hot Tamale” badge on @foursquare. I’ve checked in at 5 …

2012-05-15: At the game!! RT @MLB: WITNESS: You may want to remember where you were 10 years from now when Bryce …

2012-05-14: Awesome. RT @KySportsRadio The Georgetown blog @casualhoya is reporting UK to play Georgetown in DC …

2012-05-14: Just as good as kicking ass! RT @ckwadlington @jwadlington neither–going to see “The …

2012-05-14: Happy mother’s day to @ckwadlington! She’s probably out kicking ass and taking names …

2012-05-13: I’m at Bike DC 2012 (Washington, DC, DC) w/ 7 others t.co/SpH1uC2O

2012-05-12: There we go. Would love an Awake renewal, but not happening. (seriously. watch the pilot) RT @THR …

2012-05-12: Only Happy Endings left… (seriously. it’s hilarious) RT @MichaelAusiello: NBC Renews PARKS AND …

2012-05-11: Damn you Parks and Rec for pulling a Pixar on me.

2012-05-11: Two out of three ain’t bad RT @bengaskins What do people not want to talk about? Soccer, jazz, …

2012-05-11: Boom. Thank God. Only Parks and Rec. to go. RT @THR: NBC Renews ‘Community’ …

2012-05-09: RT @AnaheimAlbert: You stupid Cards fangs cant compare me ang Carlos Beltran. He gets to bat right …

2012-05-09: RT @MattSebek: Carlos Beltran already has 2 HR tonight. Also known as “the end of June” …

2012-05-08: RT @KYforKY: HEY KENTUCKY TEACHERS WE APPRECIATE YOU AND WHAT YOU DO. EDUCATING KENTUCKIANS TO KICK …

2012-05-07: …or maybe not.

2012-05-07: I’m pretty sure I could handle sitting and listening to Revolver with Don Draper.

2012-05-04: Cohabitation itself doesn’t increase the risk of divorce, it’s differing commitment …

2012-05-04: The central premise seems to be that cohabitation increases the risk of divorce, but, to me, the …

2012-05-04: Interesting article after Peggy’s mom DESTROYED her on Sunday’s MadMen. Cohabiting …

2012-05-04: RT @AnaheimAlbert: Back at Dan Lozano’s house. Blood, trash, Broken bottles. Dan sleeping. Two …

2012-05-03: I just reached Level 2 of the “Triple Play” badge on @foursquare. I’ve checked in at 5 …

2012-04-29: Forgot to post this. Postgame singing/playing of My Old Kentucky Home after the championship game. …

2012-04-27: Where can I get a St. Ray’s Blatholic Church shirt?

2012-04-27: Wow. Great news, but can’t believe it! RT @DeadlineTV: Fox’s ‘Fringe’ Renewed For Final Season …

2012-04-27: Why doesn’t Jon Hamm do more comedy?

2012-04-27: Who had Tina Fey in the first to mess up on the live 30 Rock episode? Not me.

2012-04-24: Or naming the state on the first guess of Name the State? RT @Zippicurean: @jwadlington “P or …

2012-04-23: Yep. RT @nickus526: @jwadlington 1-punch knockout?

2012-04-23: The only one that comes to mind is bowling. Golf is theoretically possible (18 holes-in-one). Are …

2012-04-23: I’m still thinking about Humber’s perfect game and it’s context within sports. In …

2012-04-23: In other news, I’m thinking of converting from MLA/AP style punctuation to British/logical. …

2012-04-23: I know we need to define “better”, but assuming we can agree on a definition that …

2012-04-23: Sure, Tree of Life and Melancholia explore deeper and more serious issues than Cabin, but does …

2012-04-23: Are movies that are smart and fun “better” than movies that are just smart? Is Cabin in …

2012-04-22: I don’t like to take joy in the suffering of people, but lucky for me the Red Sox aren’t …

2012-04-22: That being said, Brendan Ryan didn’t swing at that pitch. That being said, the umpire made the …

2012-04-22: Wow. Perfect game. 21st in MLB history. Congrats, Phil Humber.

2012-04-22: If you’re two outs from a perfect game, you should be using two hands to catch a fly ball.

2012-04-18: …it may be the first time a show has been filmed with that in the mind. Possible side effects? (2/2) …

2012-04-18: Hurwitz is actively encouraging people to watch the entire 4th season of Arrested Development in one …

2012-04-17: #Discovery landing t.co/98VXpiSW

2012-04-17: New pickup line: listen honey, I’m not going to bore you with compliments…

2012-04-17: I just unlocked the “4sqDay 2012” badge on @foursquare! Cupcakes and crowns for all! #4sqDay …

2012-04-17: There’s so many good @ckwadlington quotations going on right now, I don’t even know …

2012-04-14: Me: that’s what she said @ckwadlington: who’s she? That is what she said?

2012-04-14: Opening Day gets me every year.

2012-04-12: Glad that @alexsuttonn, @clpancake and I could convince Nerlens to come to Kentucky. You’re …

2012-04-12: BOOM RT @KySportsRadio: Nerlens Noel picks Kentucky

2012-04-11: You probably aren’t watching Justified, but should be. I don’t think there’s a …

2012-04-11: Thanks. I AM a lot like Don Draper, aren’t I? RT @joshgabe: @jwadlington so I started watching …

2012-04-09: RT @bengaskins Don Draper’s wife would make a great Freddie Mercury if they made a biopic …

2012-04-08: RT @MattSebek: It’s time for another Mike Matheny HEY GIRL offering. #stlcards – …

2012-04-08: Probably @CardsJoeMaddon RT @CanPredictBall: @jwadlington Who will be the next manager bold enough …

2012-04-08: Not having @TonyLaRussa around has really decreased my ability to @CanPredictBall.

2012-04-07: Seconded! Play in DC more often! RT @rmpugh Great show with @kelleymcrae! Check out her new album …

2012-04-06: Just @Lwad11 and Clarence Thomas Throwing up three goggles. No big deal. t.co/2Kmdrs01

2012-04-05: RT @MLB: REMINDER: If we get 1,000 NEW FOLLOWERS in the next HOUR, we’ll give away an iPad, a …

2012-04-04: Happy Opening Day, everyone!

2012-04-04: RT @LangoschMLB: #STLCards Opening Day lineup to be: Furcal 6, Beltran 9, Holliday 7, Berkman 3, …

2012-04-04: For those that can make it, the #BBN after after party is moving from NOLA to the Delta Sky club …

2012-04-04: RT @KySportsRadio: So yes, I may have seen UK Pres. Eli Capiluoto at 2:30 am in NOLA last night and …

2012-04-03: Nice ring to it. #bbn t.co/NCdIClhQ

2012-04-03: They’re playing Champagne Supernova. Good job, #bbn?

2012-04-03: We can’t hear the whistle from where we’re sitting. It’s really weird. #BBN

2012-04-03: Twenty minutes until tipoff with @alexsuttonn, @clpancake @BWCakes t.co/mQ7kjaY9

2012-04-03: I’m at Mercedes-Benz Superdome for Kansas Jayhawks vs. Kentucky Wildcats (New Orleans, LA) w/ …

2012-04-03: Big blue ponchos on the way to #8 with @alexsuttonn and @clpancake! #BBN t.co/yr6rj8S5

2012-04-03: I just unlocked the “Trainspotter” badge on @foursquare! t.co/0fjCkfKA

2012-04-02: I’m going to regret being up this early. #bbn #gameday

2012-04-02: In case you were wondering if that Capital One contest was rigged, it was. At least the Avetts will …

2012-04-02: Big Blue Second Line #BBN # WeAreUK t.co/LOaX3RSF

2012-04-01: I just unlocked the Level 3 “JetSetter” badge on @foursquare! Sweet! t.co/Rs8H90V3

2012-04-01: Screw it. I’m going to New Orleans.

2012-03-29: How can they announce the sequel to Anchorman and expect me to be able to sleep tonight? …

2012-03-29: Done and done. MT @joshgabe: I say we only drink Makers this weekend since its made the most …

2012-03-27: Mad Men may have fooled us with its own bean ballet. Thank God it’s back. t.co/tArWyLkA

2012-03-27: Bean Ballet I’ve heard from some people that they were disappointed that not that much happened in last …

2012-03-26: I’ve got tickets to the bean ballet and the curtain is about to go up.

2012-03-26: Maaaaad Men, Maaaaaad Men, Maaaaad Men, Maaaaad Men, Maaaad Men, Maaaaaad Men, Maaaad Men, Maaaaaad …

2012-03-26: It’s insane to think that with a 20 point UK win and two Fantasy Baseball drafts in the bag …

2012-03-26: My three favorite holidays are Opening day of baseball, Derby and UK/UofL game. Real leap year is …

2012-03-25: A UK-Louisville Final Four game would be a good arena for next year’s Hunger Games.

2012-03-25: …and don’t want anything in the second two books spoiled by the movie. (e.g. Boromir dying in …

2012-03-25: Folks who’ve seen the Hunger Games movie and read the books: does the movie cover just the …

2012-03-24: I’ve always wondered how sign guys got those sweet moves. #practicemakesp @ Virginia Highlands …

2012-03-23: Good PlanRT @OnionSports Kentucky Going To Stick With Strategy Of Having Far-And-Away Better …

2012-03-20: I just finished a 3.12 mi run with a pace of 8’16”/mi with Nike+ GPS. #nikeplus …

2012-03-15: My boss just asked if we could have our noon meeting somewhere where we could watch the Murray State …

2012-03-14: Gary Oldman better clear his schedule for the Coach Harper movie.

2012-03-14: Coach Harper may be the real life Coach Taylor.

2012-03-14: Boom. #WKU

2012-03-14: Insane. Where was this team the whole game?

2012-03-14: Well, @Lwad11 and I are watching this game. And taking pictures of EcoCabs. But mainly watching the …

2012-03-14: I hope that David Cameron goes back and tells the good people of Britain the tales of WKU.

2012-03-12: Apparently UPS has decided to give up on the Kentucky market.

2012-03-12: First blush, my final four is Kentucky, Mizzou, UNC and FSU.

2012-03-12: Couldn’t be happier with both Kentucky and FSU’s placement.

2012-03-12: If the selection committee has a soul, they’ll put Kentucky and UNC on different sides of the …

2012-03-12: #Kentucky will still be the top #1 seed. Doesn’t make this suck any less.

2012-03-12: #FSU will (probably) be a three seed, but should be a two seed.

2012-03-12: GET A REBOUND. #FSU

2012-03-12: #FSU would beat anyone today.

2012-03-12: Who was the genius that scheduled #FSU and #Kentucky at the same time? It’s making my life …

2012-03-11: Boom. #fsu

2012-03-11: I feel bad for the lady with the Craftsman garage door app who locked that skunk in her garage.

2012-03-11: Why would you show that clip? #Kentucky

2012-03-10: I gotta love that keeps me waiting @ Verizon Center t.co/Xxc0nTr1

2012-03-07: Interesting article over Springsteen’s (excellent) new album on why he’s endured where …

2012-03-07: Yes, I did just retweet something to win DMB tickets. I’m secure in non-broclivity.

2012-03-07: RT @LiveNationDC: Don’t forget @davematthewsbnd at Jiffy Lube Live tix on sale THIS Friday at …

2012-03-07: MT @jrshoulders This was right above your tweet about your spare key. RT @WolfpackAlan We live in a …

2012-03-07: I probably shouldn’t have told you all that.

2012-03-07: What I learned from Justified tonight: I’m hiding my spare car key in the gas tank …

2012-03-07: Lyon County folks: for those who don’t know, George Fant is Kenneth’s (the guy who took …

2012-03-07: Coach Harper deserves all the credit he’ll get over the next couple of days and much more.

2012-03-07: Boom. I believe that’s an NCAA tournament birth, y’all. #wku

2012-03-07: What just happened there? #wku

2012-03-07: Boom. George Fant, y’all. #WKU

2012-03-06: Boom. WKU in the Sun Belt finals. Who would have thought after the season we’ve had that …

2012-03-06: Has to be good news for Fringe, right? RT @THR: Fox Cancels ‘Terra Nova’ t.co/hXSFoiMZ

2012-03-06: Exactly how I think. Jeff Lunhow (AstrosGM): (Baseball is like blackjack), play perfect strategy …

2012-03-05: I can’t say enough good things about Awake. I’ve never seen anything so emotionally …

2012-03-05: I don’t think they can sustain it, but the pilot to Awake was one of the best I’ve ever …

2012-03-04: I’ve missed baseball so much, that I’m even happy to see this screen. We’ll see …

2012-03-03: Great night at the DC Independent Film Festival– Three Iranian films and three zombie films. …

2012-03-02: All Kentucky folks: be safe today and have plenty of bourbon on hand. You have no idea how long the …

2012-03-02: Jon Hamm is currently taking about the #stlcards on Letterman. I’m pretty sure heaven is a …

2012-02-29: Let us know if you start growing gills. RT @notnek: I am coughing up blood! Could that be Leap Day …

2012-02-29: Happy 9th(?) (I can’t keep up w/ how leap year birthdays work) to @Zippicurean! Hope Leap Day …

2012-02-28: Folks, I’ve made it in life: every time I tweet I get about twelve spam messages.

2012-02-28: Finally someone suggests a Star Wars viewing order that makes sense. (Tweeting this in case everyone …

2012-02-27: I just finished a 7.02 mi run with a pace of 9’08”/mi and a time of 1:04:15 with Nike+ …

2012-02-26: I won’t edit my list, but I’ll write something about those films (&how distance has …

2012-02-26: Remember that time I listed my top films of 2011 before seeing Take Shelter & Hugo? Both are in …

2012-02-25: Tell him he caused my fantasy team to lose last year & needs to step it up in 2012. RT …

2012-02-24: Very happy birthday to @jrshoulders! Hoping I get to see her in a few weeks!

2012-02-22: Hells yes. RT @danharmon: What you call 8:00, we call home. Community returns to Thursday nights on …

2012-02-20: See you Sep 2013! RT @lk_whitehead: OK chickens, the verdict is in. My first post will be Niamey, …

2012-02-19: Monuments at night with @lucyfort, @sca_rah and @lk_whitehead t.co/gbTA19tS

2012-02-19: Hopefully like the last game we saw together RT @bengaskins @jwadlington Sure wish I could spend it …

2012-02-18: Happy Pitchers and Catchers Reporting Day! Spend it with people you love! (as long as they love …

2012-02-18: Downloaded Osfoora for Mac. I’m worried that if I like it, all I have left to complain about …

2012-02-17: Boom. I might have been out tonight instead of watching #FSU, but that doesn’t mean we …

2012-02-17: RT @JoeStrauss: Right now I’ve got Kentucky ranked No. 1, 2, 3, 4 and 5 in country. You can …

2012-02-17: …yeah, but does Mountain Lion contain @tweetbot for Mac?

2012-02-16: Kudos to @KySportsRadio and the rest of the broadcast team for knowing when to talk and when to shut …

2012-02-16: Purchased. A data nerd’s dream. RT @NikeFuel Want to be the first to #makeitcount? A Nike+ …

2012-02-15: For those that don’t know, Fuller did the most underrated show of the past 10 years: Pushing …

2012-02-15: Wait. Bryan Fuller’s doing a Hannibal TV series? As in Lector? Awesome. RT @EW Bryan …

2012-02-15: Literally the best article ever MT @TheEconomist Fans of Parks and Rec have noted with delight the …

2012-02-14: RT @KySportsRadio: If hate tweets to me are any indication, UL fans know many synonyms for …

2012-02-13: Best thing I’ve seen all night. t.co/485YpVph

2012-02-13: Per my Twitterfeed, the ratings for Walking Dead are going to be @Kwoth83 and me. Enjoy your 159 …

2012-02-13: Georgetown game with @rmpugh and Dikembe Mutumbo. I unfortunately couldn’t get him to do the …

2012-02-12: RT @AshleyJudd: Great game! Congrats to a terrific VU game for intensity & poise. Cats were so …

2012-02-12: That escalated quickly. #Kentucky

2012-02-11: This #Kentucky game is going to be closer than people think. Combination of an underperforming team, …

2012-02-10: $125 which includes iOS apps this year. It’s a steal. RT @MLBTV MLB.TV ready to play ball for …

2012-02-08: That’s a disservice to Satan. MT @JoeStrauss: So @keithlaw, whom some Cards fans consider …

2012-02-07: Best back-to-back tweets ever. // cc @JakeParkerBand t.co/VrvhrNv7

2012-02-06: I just unlocked the “Super Swarm Sunday” badge on @foursquare! Go team! t.co/sgfLcyei

2012-02-06: This. #PuppyBowl MT @MattSebek Animal Planet gets it; take something that’s inherently …

2012-02-05: No one can beat this Kentucky team.

2012-02-05: This. RT @NotoriousDTG: If it’s such a big game wouldn’t you want to watch it anywhere …

2012-02-04: Finally saw the Josh Hamilton PC. I feel for the guy; it’s a bad situation all around. …

2012-02-04: At its best, there’s not a better show out there than Fringe.

2012-02-04: Great insight/analysis into baseball and an FSU fan to boot. Plenty of reasons for Tally folks & …

2012-02-04: Baseball folks: the #stlcards MLB beat writer, @MatthewHLeach, has been promoted to national …

2012-02-01: I just finished a 5.11 mi run with a pace of 8’34”/mi and a time of 43:47 with Nike+ …

2012-01-29: Yeah, just saw Take Shelter…going to have to revise that list. Go see it. Now.

2012-01-28: Secured the Inca Trail permits today, so we’re heading to Peru May 26 - June 4. If you want to …

2012-01-27: Nailed it. RT @OnionPolitics: Time Traveler From The Year 1998 Warns Nation Not To Elect Newt …

2012-01-25: He’ll be here all week. Try the veal. #sotu

2012-01-25: RT @AlanTheisen “Women need equal pay for equal work” It’s a fucking tragedy this …

2012-01-25: My set up for tonight. t.co/YTlAXQFR

2012-01-25: RT @NotoriousDTG: The State of UK is strong very strong. I better see what Obama has to say about …

2012-01-25: Forgot about that. Too much on tonight and none of it starts before 9pm. RT @notnek: @jwadlington …

2012-01-25: Let’s just hope that the State of the Union wraps up tonight before the State of the …

2012-01-25: The time off should help him figure out the bullpen phone RT @JoeStrauss Bud just issued statement …

2012-01-25: RT @keithcalder: If BREAKING BAD or DOWNTON ABBEY were eligible for Best Picture Oscars, we’d …

2012-01-24: That’s about all I’m happy about, though. #OscarNoms

2012-01-24: Very happy about ‘A Separation’ nod for Original Screenplay. #OscarNoms

2012-01-22: Boom. #FSU

2012-01-18: Also further proof that there are places that sell bourbon in DC.

2012-01-18: #Kentucky playing Arkansas and Justified back on the same night? Further proof that Jesus is from …

2012-01-16: Happy that @lk_whitehead finally made it to Virginia! When do we get to go do nerdy stuff??

2012-01-16: Spent the night catching up on Downton Abbey instead of watching the Globes. Still bitter about the …

2012-01-15: Don’t know if I’d rather been in Tally or Knoxville! RT @VeniceJHR @jwadlington awesome …

2012-01-15: Thanks, @ESPN, for showing #Kentucky & #FSU back-to-back to ensure that I didn’t have to …

2012-01-15: Hope all the #Kentucky folks stuck around to watch #FSU murder #UNC. #BBN #WeAreUK #GoNoles

2012-01-14: RT @OnionSports: Unpopular BCS Crowns Alabama Champions, Pushes Elderly Woman Down Stairs, Wishes …

2012-01-14: Alright, everyone, we can finally close down 2011. Here are my favorite films of the year: …

2012-01-14: Favorite Films of 2011 So I know that 2010 was a good year for movies, but looking back, most of that was based on the fact …

2012-01-11: Re: last tweet. @emilytmeyer is already coming with, so if you like her more than me, maybe that …

2012-01-11: Next big trip: climbing the Inca Trail to Machu Picchu May 26-June 4. Spending a few days in Lima …

2012-01-08: And my cousin. RT @NelsonMRosario: @jwadlington I know you need a piece of straw

2012-01-08: Ok, I’m finally buying my own banjo. What do I need to know? Are the concerns similar to …

2012-01-07: Still have a few films to see before I make my best of 2011 list, but here are some prestigious …

2012-01-07: 2011 Movie Awards I’m still about four movies away from feeling comfortable posting my Best of 2011 list. …

2012-01-07: Looks like Community will be back this Spring, not leading off a night (thank God) & will have a …

2012-01-06: 6 ULL players on the court finally did it, eh? About time. MT @MrChadBishop: #WKU fires basketball …

2012-01-06: Bad news. RT @Cardinals: Cardinals pitching coach Dave Duncan to take leave of absence; no timetable …

2012-01-05: I may have to turn on the subtitles for Part 2 of my Meek’s Cutoff/Attack the Block double …

2012-01-05: Meek’s Cutoff 4:3 ratio is really tripping me out.

2012-01-04: Still need to see Dragon Tattoo, War Horse, Artist, Descendants, and Hugo before I finish my list. …

2012-01-04: Since NYE disrupted my usual tradition of seeing movies every day between Christmas & New …

2012-01-04: Great weekend with great people for NYE in Times Square. Everyone needs to do it, but trust me, …

2012-01-02: Probably won’t. RT @RealTimeWWII: Happy New Year, everybody! Thanks for following. Let’s …

2012-01-01: Justin Bieber is playing Let it Be…and it actually sounds good. #signsoftheapocalypse

2012-01-01: I’m at Times Square for New Year’s Eve (Broadway & 7th Ave, btwn 42nd & 47th St, New …

2012-01-01: Had to go to a TGI Fridays, pay $30 for two Bud Lights and miss Times Square NYE activities, but all …

2012-01-01: RT @KySportsRadio: I just asked Jay Z if he would take a picture for UK fans. He said “I love …

2012-01-01: Yes, I am in Times Square for New Year’s and yes, I did just lose my spot to find somewhere to …

2012-01-01: RT @BeisnerKSR: Someone has already changed the record on Rick Pitino’s Wikipedia page to 12-2 …

2011-12-27: Should append an ‘in my belly’ to that. RT @notnek: @jwadlington @breannacopeland i just …

2011-12-26: Wait a second…today was Christmas?

2011-12-24: RT @MattSebek: Grievance aired to @FSMidwest: your audience watches you because they have to, not …

2011-12-24: I hope I’m not on @MattSebek’s grievance aired list.

2011-12-24: Hopefully leaving Pirates losing ways in Pitt. Welcome to STL!MT @LangoschMLB Life is taking me to …

2011-12-23: First #stlcards lose Pujols and then @MatthewHLeach. Have to say I may miss Leach more. RT …

2011-12-22: I’ve got a flight from a commonwealth to The Commonwealth tonight. I’ve missed the land …

2011-12-20: I’m glad I’m not an Emmy voter and have to decide between Damian Lewis and Bryan …

2011-12-18: I just unlocked the “Jobs” badge on @foursquare! t.co/fER13rH4

2011-12-17: Just posted a photo @ Ground Zero t.co/BSrJUsey

2011-12-16: On the train to New York to meet @Lwad11, @awadlington, @ckwadlington and @MisterCarroll. Great way …

2011-12-16: The 69th Annual Golden Globe Awards NOMINATIONS The 69th Annual Golden Globe Awards NOMINATIONS | OFFICIAL WEBSITE of the HFPA and the GOLDEN GLOBE …

2011-12-16: Any awards ceremony that can and then doesn’t recognize Parks and Rec, Community, Breaking …

2011-12-14: Wish I could be there! Congrats, Lil Court! Love you! RT @clpancake Graduating from PT school today! …

2011-12-13: Best Drama will be a bloodbath between Boardwalk Empire and Breaking Bad. Shame one has to lose, but …

2011-12-13: Supporting actress may be the only acting award Homeland doesn’t win. If Claire Danes …

2011-12-13: RT @KySportsRadio: Crazy stat..1/6 of UK’s total losses in the history of Rupp Arena came in 2 …

2011-12-13: RT @KySportsRadio: UK is third in the latest coaches poll behind Syracuse and Ohio State. U of L is …

2011-12-11: RT @miklasz: Nice week for MLB. Game’s biggest star breaks adoring fans’ hearts to chase …

2011-12-11: Flag @ FedExField t.co/ZrklInaK

2011-12-11: Army-Navy game with @lucyfort! t.co/0kbZJZHM

2011-12-11: I’m at FedEx Field for Army Black Knights vs. Navy Midshipmen (1600 FedEx Way, FedExField, …

2011-12-10: The living Christmas tree and the human centipede are a little too close in nature for my taste.

2011-12-09: Ticketmaster tickets w/ only $7.50 in fees? I feel like I’m waiting for another email charging …

2011-12-09: RT @gathering_umc: Don’t burn that Pujols T-shirt or jersey! Bring it to 2105 McCausland. …

2011-12-09: Thinking 30Rock instead of MF, but heard good things about Sub. RT @bengaskins: @jwadlington …

2011-12-09: Why can’t ABC and NBC team up to give me a Modern Family, Happy Endings, Community and Parks …

2011-12-09: If this is the end of Community (…and it’s not), I can’t think of a better way to …

2011-12-09: RT @Buster_ESPN: Mlb Executive on the Marlins’ spending: “What, do they think Germany is …

2011-12-09: Guess I have to change my wireless network password now.

2011-12-08: RLRT @notnek Fully agree. It sucks to lose him but it would suck harder to be locked into that deal.

2011-12-08: Insane in years/dollars. Can’t blame Cards for not matching, AP for accepting MT …

2011-12-08: RT @JoeStrauss: albert’s gone to Angels.

2011-12-07: Very happy birthday to @lk_whitehead! How’s that trip planning to DC coming?

2011-12-07: Me too. :( RT @Zippicurean: Had some drunken Christmas carol performances with @bengaskins. Wishing …

2011-12-07: 11 #CardsTriviaTuesday

2011-12-07: 11! #CardsTriviaTuesday

2011-12-07: If #Albertageddon occurs (& if it’s true Marlins offered him a 10-year deal, then I hope …

2011-12-06: His mom RT @laurenhallie wtf Jimmy Darmody

2011-12-06: “Why couldn’t they just hold them up higher on the handles?” -my new personal …

2011-12-06: White House Carolers. #whtweetup t.co/hV9HFQUR

2011-12-06: Thanks! Incredible day. Thanks to @ks44 and Kasie for their hard work. RT @whitehouse: @jwadlington …

2011-12-06: Great day at the #whtweetup @ The White House t.co/xUb1tztt

2011-12-06: Infinite Chandeliers. #whtweetup t.co/ys3N1ujk

2011-12-06: Golden Stars in the White House. #whtweetup t.co/FZJ8hN5i

2011-12-06: View from the inside out. #whtweetup t.co/lLlwBTO1

2011-12-06: Heading to lunch and then onto the White House for a holiday tour. Will try to tweet much more from …

2011-12-06: Sorry for the lack of live updates. No cell service in the room this morning. Yes, they are aware of …

2011-12-06: Great morning session with the @whitehouse Tweetup. Highlight of the morning had to be …

2011-12-05: I’m sure it was meant well, but I was excited when I saw the logo RT @notnek @jwadlington so …

2011-12-05: #WKU not invited to @BBVACompassBowl. It’s terrible that they announced it with a big WKU …

2011-12-05: Excited for Boardwalk Empire tonight so that its theme song can finally get Parks and Rec’s …

2011-12-04: #browdown

2011-12-03: Community just solidified itself as the greatest show ever by making a Kroger/Krogers joke. …

2011-12-03: Before the White House Tweetup, my take on why information is so important: Knowing is Half the …

2011-12-03: Knowing Is Half the Battle During this year’s State of the Union address I tweeted: In the next ten years, the lack of …

2011-12-03: Like asking if water has gotten you wet. MT @TheAVClub If Ticketmaster ripped you off, could have …

2011-12-02: Well, according to @930Club, the Black Keys are coming in March. I would really like tickets to …

2011-12-02: Love how (at least in DC) yesterday’s LivingSocial was for McDonald’s & …

2011-12-02: For real, who schedules a Christmas party when you have to go to work the next day?

2011-12-02: I don’t think I’ve ever even had a Big Mac before. My New Year’s resolution should …

2011-12-02: I love that both @laurenhallie and @sarahdaryani have acted as my food conscience and shamed me into …

2011-12-01: Ha- I’ll add it to the list. #whtweetup RT @BryantheIntern: @jwadlington @whitehouse Who …

2011-12-01: Part of the event consists of a Q&A with @whitehouse officials. If anyone has anything …

2011-12-01: As I mentioned a few days ago, I’ve been invited to the @whitehouse Tweetup on Monday. …

2011-11-29: My take on why last night’s Walking Dead was so effective: t.co/SdvY0HWW

2011-11-29: Presumed Dead, Until Proven Living As frequent consumers of media, we become numb to certain tropes, even if we don’t realize it. …

2011-11-29: Kentucky: where even we know #1 is better than #6. #NewKentuckyMotto

2011-11-29: You can have the research triangle, I’ll take the rings. #NewKentuckyMotto

2011-11-29: #47 in reading good, #1 where it matters. #NewKentuckyMotto

2011-11-29: #NewKentuckyMotto suggestion: #1 in the AP Poll, #1 at kicking ass. #WeAreUK

2011-11-28: Just invited to the White House Tweetup next week! Couldn’t be more excited to see the …

2011-11-27: Can’t imagine a better day in sports for the Commonwealth. See ya North Carolina and …

2011-11-27: Christmas is here @ Arlington, VA t.co/yaWLaq0Y

2011-11-27: RT @wkuheraldsports: #UK beats #UT 10-7. #WKU chances of a BBVA Compass Bowl or Liberty Bowl berth …

2011-11-27: As @NotoriousDTG points out, huge win for the Commonwealth. Not only does #Kentucky break the …

2011-11-27: Well, it’s halftime, #Kentucky’s only scored a field goal and a wide receiver is playing …

2011-11-26: The Help (2011) IMDb - The Help (2011). It’s like the female Ocean’s 11 of southern dramadies. …

2011-11-26: Thinking about doing a Drive/ 50/50 /Cowboys & Aliens triple feature tomorrow. Quadruple feature …

2011-11-26: Festival of Lights at National Harbor! Merry end of November, everyone! t.co/f4a3Sg7U

2011-11-25: Sorry, everyone! RT @bengaskins Happy Thanksgiving to friends, enemies, frienemies & enemends. …

2011-11-25: Making a big pot of chili and some New York-style cheesecake just like the pilgrims did.

2011-11-24: First NHL game goes to overtime. I’m a bit perturbed by the total lack of the Flying V, …

2011-11-24: First NHL game! (@ Verizon Center for Winnipeg Jets vs. Washington Capitals w/ 83 others) …

2011-11-24: Most have seen this by now, but Community’s Beetlejuice joke that spans three episodes over …

2011-11-23: Any changes to blackout restrictions for televised games in the new CBA? // cc @Ken_Rosenthal …

2011-11-22: RT @Dropbox: A guide on how to get more free space with Dropbox! t.co/nIjwo0nM Retweet for a chance …

2011-11-20: Happy Friendsgiving, y’all! t.co/Qu0yXngZ

2011-11-19: It’s sad how poorly #WKU is doing. They’ve played OK teams, (LSU, Tulsa), but …

2011-11-18: Hang on…you got fireworks…through email? RT @Zippicurean: Got the fireworks email! Dissertation …

2011-11-16: I wish I could grow a unibrow like Anthony Davis.

2011-11-16: Haha- me too. RT @notnek: @jwadlington if they continue to start every game with 3 after 3, it will …

2011-11-16: If #Kentucky presses after ever basket, this may be my favorite year of college basketball ever.

2011-11-16: New #Kentucky-themed drinking game: take a shot of bourbon every time Anthony Davis takes a shot. A …

2011-11-16: Disaster! My emergency rations of Octoberfest is getting low. t.co/6NPXVIKM

2011-11-15: RT @thesurfreport: RT @TVMoJoe: Per NBC, COMMUNITY is being put “on the bench” for a …

2011-11-15: Word from @TheAVClub is that Community is pulled from NBC’s midseason schedule. I’ve got …

2011-11-14: The best thing about the Matheny hire may be that Dave Duncan stays. #stlcards

2011-11-14: I’m not saying I don’t like the choice, I’m just saying it’s a complete …

2011-11-14: I like Mike Matheny, but the choice is odd to say the least. No coaching experience, let alone …

2011-11-14: RT @SI_JonHeyman: cardinals announce mike matheny got the managing job. nice call. respected by …

2011-11-13: Academy Builds Surprise Into Best Picture Rules Academy Builds Surprise Into Best Picture Rules. You may remember back a couple of months ago when, …

2011-11-13: Film vs TV, Oscars, and Drive Angry. Film vs TV, Oscars, and Drive Angry.. My friend, Chris Baldwin, recently posted a note about his …

2011-11-13: Top Twenty Movies of 2010 So, 2010 was a really good year for movies; as of writing this, I’ve seen 46 that came out this …

2011-11-13: Hiking the Billy Goat Trail with @rmpugh! t.co/X6F22nSp

2011-11-12: Kentucky needs to stop sucking so I can watch UNC and MSU. I mean, for real, it’s on an …

2011-11-12: RT @MattSebek: Don Draper wearing an #stlcards World Champions hat. Hell and yes. (via @MayorBurnsy) …

2011-11-12: I’ve never been happier to say this: Too. Much. Basketball. On. Tonight. #WKU #Kentucky #FSU

2011-11-08: Anybody remember that time that Kentucky won by 85?

2011-11-06: Wow. Between this game and the rest of tonight…I’m not going to lie, it’s a good night …

2011-11-06: For real, who had Western Kentucky (tied) for the most FBS wins in the Commonwealth on November 5?

2011-11-04: National Symphony Orchestra at the Kennedy Center with @lucyfort! t.co/9A2x0IVk

2011-11-04: I’m at The John F Kennedy Center For The Performing Arts for National Symphony Orchestra …

2011-11-04: I’ve got tickets for pre-release J. Edgar & @lucyfort’s got tickets for the National …

2011-11-04: Hands down the best game I’ve ever been present for. Thanks, @tyrussellrogers, for the …

2011-11-04: I was there for it! RT @SMaresca21 ESPN recognizes Ty Rogers’ shot to beat Drake as # 4 of the …

2011-11-02: My electric bill is almost 1/6th of what it was in Tallahassee. That’s insane.

2011-11-02: Just got pre-screening tickets to see J. Edgar from the @crimemuseum! Thursday at 7:30- who wants to …

2011-10-31: Big news. Thanks for the great years, Tony. RT @CardsInsider: Tony La Russa had just announced his …

2011-10-30: Best moment of the postgame press conference: Carp’s daughter loves him. t.co/pMp7vedh

2011-10-30: So, it’s pretty difficult to take pictures of it snowing. But, trust me, it’s snowing.

2011-10-30: The Rangers are a great organization and will win the Series sooner rather than later. They were …

2011-10-30: I like Ron Washington & he will be a good manager, but he’s not there yet. He made some …

2011-10-30: I don’t normally advocate child profanities, but an exception would have to be made there. …

2011-10-30: Was I the only one hoping when they were interviewing Carp after the game that his daughter would …

2011-10-30: John Mozeliak (the Cards’ GM) is this season’s MVP. He pulled off an unpopular trade …

2011-10-30: When I move to a new city, the Cards win the World Series. Tally in 2006, DC in 2011. I’m sure …

2011-10-30: On Feb 24: RT @jwadlington Well, the 2011 season was fun while it lasted RT @JoeStrauss TJ surgery …

2011-10-30: Just a couple of further thoughts about this year in baseball. Sorry for the upcoming flood of your …

2011-10-29: Sorry, all. I’ve been celebrating all night. I’ll respond to texts/tweets tomorrow. Love …

2011-10-29: RT @MatthewHLeach: 180 down. None to go. Good night.

2011-10-29: That’s a winner.

2011-10-29: RT @dgoold: #Cardinals have replaced Matt Holliday on the #WorldSeries roster with Adron Chambers. …

2011-10-28: For all those tweeting/texting this morning, the only injury for me from last night’s game is …

2011-10-28: Game 7

2011-10-28: I literally sprained my ankle jumping up and down. I have a piece of frozen chicken on it now.

2011-10-28: David freese is a man. I will have a bourbon for him tonight.

2011-10-28: Holy crap. Holy crap. Holy crap.

2011-10-28: You know this is either going to be a double play or a home run.

2011-10-28: Someone needs to tell these teams that they need to put more numbers in the R column than the E.

2011-10-28: No matter if the Cards win or lose tonight, Jon Hamm is from St. Louis, so we kind of win anyway.

2011-10-27: RT @CardsInsider: MLB has just postponed Game 6 of the World Series until tomorrow due to inclement …

2011-10-26: I just unlocked the “Great Outdoors” badge on @foursquare! t.co/2XMvLUqP

2011-10-26: According to @ckwadlington, we’re going on an adventure. Just like all good adventures, …

2011-10-25: How many years was that, Tim McCarver?

2011-10-23: Me too. RT @notnek: I’m going to try to post more photos to @Instagram. And more entries to …

2011-10-23: Boom. Boom. Boom. Albert Pujols, y’all.

2011-10-23: Boom. Albert Pujols, y’all. Boom.

2011-10-23: Matt Holliday, y’all

2011-10-23: Wish i was there, too! RT @Beth_Boyd: @jwadlington We wish you were here! #Cards #Rangers …

2011-10-23: Allen Craig has three at bats…and he’s the MVP if the #stlcards win it.

2011-10-23: Boom. Allen Craig, y’all

2011-10-23: Arlington National Cemetery overlook with @ckwadlington and @mistercarroll @ Arlington National …

2011-10-22: Boom. Congrats, Dr. @Zippicurean! RT @Zippicurean: I did it y’all. Dissertation PASSED.

2011-10-22: Happy to have @ckwadlington and @MisterCarroll up to visit. Going on a ghost tour tonight around …

2011-10-21: Allen Craig, y’all

2011-10-20: We need the first two games to have a chace. #stlcards #worldseries

2011-10-20: Who would have thought that the thermal view would be useful? #worldseries #rangers #stlcards

2011-10-20: RT @MattSebek: The levels of awesome in this photo are hard to comprehend. #WorldSeries – …

2011-10-17: I’m guessing @Beth_Boyd and I have to suspend our friendship for the next week. #rangers …

2011-10-17: Congrats to @dfreese23 on his MVP. Well deserved. #stlcards #postseason #worldseries

2011-10-17: RT @BreakingNews: St. Louis Cardinals advance to WS, burying Brewers 12-6 to take NL series 4-2 - …

2011-10-17: that’s a winner

2011-10-17: David Freese, y’all.

2011-10-17: I just finished a 5.03 mi run with a time of 8:54/mile with Nike+ GPS. #nikeplus

2011-10-14: Had a great time with @lucyfort seeing Lisa Hannigan. Thanks for going with me! Great show.

2011-10-14: Lisa Hannigan at the @930Club! @LisaHBand t.co/xvgHTyuB

2011-10-11: Wow. There ya go, @Beth_Boyd.

2011-10-10: Why would you leave Garcia in to face Braun, let alone Fielder?

2011-10-08: RT @Zack_Adams: #ridiculoustweet :-) “@jwadlington: This is why there is no sport that can …

2011-10-08: I’ve had about two and a half hours of sleep in the past 48 hours, but I’ve had a great …

2011-10-08: The Phillies are a great team, but no one was going to beat Carp tonight. No one. #postseason …

2011-10-08: The Cardinals beat Lee, Oswalt and Halladay. How is that a fluke? #postseason #stlcards

2011-10-08: Como estas, bitches. #nlcs

2011-10-08: This is why there is no sport that can touch baseball.

2011-10-06: RT @pfeiffer44: POTUS:There may be no greater tribute to Steve’s success than the fact that much of …

2011-10-06: Having a bourbon for you tonight, Steve and spending the evening reflecting on your accomplishments …

2011-10-06: My Twitterfeed is an insane mix of joy (because of the #stlcards) and somberness (with Steve …

2011-10-06: Lost one of the great visionaries today in Steve Jobs. Thanks for all the great times over the past …

2011-10-05: Wish I was at the #stlcards game with @ckwadlington, @MisterCarroll and Go! Go looks like …

2011-10-05: Perfect Choice. MT @KySportsRadio Source tells KSR that Christian Laettner will coach the …

2011-10-04: I’ve had 5 people reply all on 500-person email trying to reply to the sender. I then had 10 …

2011-10-04: Wait, wait, wait… Your all’s names isn’t Gaksins? @Zippicurean: @jwadlington All …

2011-10-03: In other news, how did I get so many married friends? If you’re single, I’m coming to …

2011-10-03: Great 5 days in Charlotte w/ Gaksins (@bengaskins @Zippicurean), Theisens (@alantheisen @DuoFujin) …

2011-10-03: Spent time with old friends, a Cards #postseason win & an Arrested Development announcement for …

2011-10-03: 1-1. #stlcards #postseason

2011-10-03: Best news in the history of news. RT @TheAVClub: 4th season of Arrested Development in addition to a …

2011-10-02: Thanks, @Zippicurean, for dinner! Why aren’t you following her food blog? t.co/L8rmO1f2 …

2011-10-02: BERKMAN!!!!!!!

2011-10-02: Shelby Square with @bengaskins and @Zippicurean @ Historic Cleveland County Courthouse t.co/nHRrlcJu

2011-10-01: One of these things is not true. RT @bengaskins: Hanging with my buddy @jwadlington who is DEMANDING …

2011-10-01: Underdog kind of day in sports. #GoKentucky #BeatLSU #GoCards #BeatPhils

2011-10-01: RT @TortyCraig: Mr. La Russa intervened. “Now Albert surely you can spare 1 doughnut for …

2011-10-01: The first thing I’m doing when iOS 5 comes out is disabling every badge on every device I own.

2011-09-29: RT @Zippicurean: Go, @jwadlington, go! This would be his second helping of biscuits & gravy. …

2011-09-29: Izzy’s starring in the all-cat remake of the Shining t.co/qTIQTPBp

2011-09-29: RT @laurenhallie bananas! RT @jwadlington I don’t mean to hyperbolic, but this has been the …

2011-09-29: RT @Beth_Boyd: @jwadlington :: Welcome to the postseason! #Cards

2011-09-29: I don’t mean to hyperbolic, but this has been the greatest night of baseball I’ve ever …

2011-09-29: This is an insane night of baseball.

2011-09-29: #DidItForTorty

2011-09-29: Just landed in Charlotte. Looking forward to seeing @bengaskins, @Zippicurean, @AlanTheisen and …

2011-09-28: Old @ckwadlington wants me to apologize for saying “hell” earlier. Sorry, everyone.

2011-09-28: Hell yes, I will! Tweeted that before they announced 3G version. RT @notnek: @jwadlington dude. pay …

2011-09-28: $99 for the Kindle Touch? I do believe I will, @amazon, thank you very much.

2011-09-28: Funny that if #RedSox/#Rays & #stlcards/#Braves have a one-game tiebreak, it’s essentially …

2011-09-28: In other news, instead of running, I’m eating bacon and sitting on my deck. …

2011-09-28: I know this will never happen, but I would buy an iPod nano w/ Bluetooth/GPS (for Nike+) in a …

2011-09-28: Tied.

2011-09-28: #DoItForTorty

2011-09-26: Very happy birthday to old @ckwadlington. Hope she gets what she wants! (but only if what she wants …

2011-09-26: I’m currently on the National Mall listening to Garrison Keillor reading a poem …

2011-09-25: I feel the need to retweet @NotoriousDTG again. #Kentucky RT @NotoriousDTG And basketball season …

2011-09-23: If you won’t to teach our youth, who will? RT @nickus526 cant pick on a 13 year old. had to …

2011-09-23: RT @nickus526: Got a pissed off text from a girl. Hilarity ensued until i found out she was 13 when …

2011-09-23: I would pay a lot of money for @MattSebek to interview Colby Rasmus. I wouldn’t even have to …

2011-09-22: David Freese, y’all. #stlcards #WCRace

2011-09-22: I know the #Marlins are up 1-0, but if this umpire doesn’t start calling the low ball, the …

2011-09-22: What’s it called when you have a Compact Disc full of music and you want to get it on your …

2011-09-21: Wow. I feel bad for having assumed the Cardinals were out of this. #WCRace #stlcards

2011-09-21: RT @KySportsRadio: Radio host in Atlanta says SEC wants Louisville as 14th member but UK exercising …

2011-09-20: I know the #stlcards are still two & a half out of the wild card, but man, after tonight’s …

2011-09-20: Thank you, Omar Infante. #Marlins #Braves #stlcards #wildcard #twoandahalf

2011-09-20: Finally figured out why I moved to D.C. Kentucky v. Kansas on 11/15 at Madison Square Garden. …

2011-09-18: RT @NotoriousDTG: And basketball season just started.

2011-09-18: Wow. #Trickett

2011-09-18: Make that 4 games out of the Wild Card. Braves just won. #GoStlCards #GoNoles #GoKentucky

2011-09-18: Too many games tonight: FSU/OU (of course), Kentucky/Louisville & the #stlcards (3.5 games out …

2011-09-18: Jealous of everyone in Tally today. Lots of pictures, please! #GoNoles // cc @laurenhallie …

2011-09-16: Why yes, 68 degree weather, I do think I’ll go outside and run in you.

2011-09-15: Miss you guys, too! See you all in a few weeks! RT @Zippicurean: So glad I got to talk to …

2011-09-13: I may have to suck it up and go see @bengaskins, @Zippicurean, @AlanTheisen, and @DuoFujin in …

2011-09-13: No one can get off a Wednesday-Monday (9/27-10/3) to go somewhere? $39 tickets to Boston (@rmpugh) …

2011-09-12: I’ve may have six days off in a row…who wants to go somewhere? Sept. 28-Oct. 3.

2011-09-12: Let me know when you get it! MT @Zippicurean: Fall is happening so today we’re working on …

2011-09-10: Nats game with @lucyfort, @Beth_Boyd, and @bamesser! t.co/6oMItT1

2011-09-09: If you’re from Kentucky, visited Kentucky or just happen to know someone from Kentucky, please …

2011-09-09: I’ve already given $100 & hope you will, too. At the very least, please take a second to see …

2011-09-09: You can donate to the cause by visiting their Kickstarter page or by making your way to their …

2011-09-09: Kentucky for Kentucky will raise $3.5 million to purchase a Superbowl ad dedicated to showing how …

2011-09-09: Today, I was made aware of one of these causes. #KYforKY

2011-09-09: In the course of human history, there are causes so great that it necessitates attention being paid …

2011-09-08: Holy crap. RT @TheAVClub: Nike finally making Back To The Future II’s self-lacing shoes for …

2011-09-03: The view from Booz Allen’s corporate box! t.co/Yl2Zr0j

2011-09-03: Nats game with @rmpugh! (@ Nationals Park for New York Mets vs. Washington Nationals w/ 174 others) …

2011-09-02: I love DC. Just got tickets to three Nats games in the next week, two of which were free & the …

2011-09-01: Contextual menu is back! Hooray! Thanks! MT @1Password: we’ve got some new betas. Mac beta; …

2011-08-29: When you come to DC, make sure to stop by the MLk Jr. Memorial. It really is one of the nicer (and …

2011-08-29: I just feel like they could have picked a better color for the Martin Luther King, Jr. Memorial. …

2011-08-28: I’m at Hurricanepocalypse 2011 (Moving Target, Washington) w/ 215 others t.co/L01I66r

2011-08-28: I love how onsite reporters call people outside in the storm idiots as if they have some kind of …

2011-08-26: Googling what flambé means right now!MT @Zippicurean Want to get fancy, flambé passion fruit in …

2011-08-26: Best food blog out there! RT @Zippicurean: @jwadlington 2 oz dark rum, 2 oz light rum, 1 oz lime …

2011-08-26: In that paradigm, couldn’t agree more MT @TheEconomist #Apple gadget that’s done most to …

2011-08-26: Alright @Twitter folks, I need assistance in narrowing down what TV show I should watch next: Alias …

2011-08-25: Whether you love or loathe Apple, Jobs was the compass of (almost) every major tech market in …

2011-08-25: It’s super nerdy, but I’m really sad to Steve Jobs resign. I don’t think anyone …

2011-08-24: La Russa creates self-fulfilling prophecy by letting Boggs bat in blowout & then Boggs causes …

2011-08-24: It’s the 4th inning and La Russa’s already given up on this game. Is that …

2011-08-24: I just unlocked the “Super Duper Swarm” badge on @foursquare! t.co/8dUXasg

2011-08-24: I’m at Earthquakepocalypse 2011 (Moving Target!, Washington D.C.) w/ 1514 others t.co/9PeWbNb

2011-08-24: RT @TheOnion: Sources refuse to rule out #500footbinladen as cause of recent tremors. Story …

2011-08-24: I just unlocked the “Epic Swarm” badge on @foursquare! t.co/WWKaPrz

2011-08-24: So I leave Florida for DC & have a hurricane come my way. Then, boom…earthquake. Guys…where are …

2011-08-23: A moth flew into Matt Holliday’s ear during the #stlcards game & had to surgically …

2011-08-22: Wow! Where? MT @notnek: Whoa! My mom just informed me that Eddyville, my hometown, will have its 3rd …

2011-08-22: RT @JoeStrauss: On a more upbeat note, the Cards haven’t lost this season when leading after …

2011-08-21: #dcrestaurantweek with @lucyfort! (@ 701 Restaurant) t.co/3TPhTej

2011-08-21: I would pay Comcast more per month if they would just provide consistent customer service. (i.e. …

2011-08-20: One of these weekends @lucyfort and I will do something besides go see jazz and eat soul food, but …

2011-08-19: Happy birthday to @MisterCarroll! Here’s to your hippie haircut growing fast and your bike …

2011-08-17: Figured out my data problem! I just put in dummy variables to ‘normalize.’ Worked like a …

2011-08-16: Grrrr…the changes to @1Password in Safari are forcing me to reexplain how to use it to my parents. …

2011-08-15: Harris Teeters now has 12 packs of Sam Adams Octoberfest in stock. In other news, I now have 8 Sam …

2011-08-13: Gotta say I’m enjoying the smooth sounds of the jazz vibraphonist. What about you, @lucyfort? …

2011-08-13: With a Dos Equis and @lucyfort! (@ Jazz in the Garden w/ 45 others) t.co/WA1042c

2011-08-12: Mike Nichols is directing Phillip Seymour Hoffman & Andrew Garfield in Death of a Salesman this …

2011-08-08: Making @Zippicurean’s tomato sauce recipe tonight for dinner and it smells delicious! …

2011-08-08: Wish I was on the houseboat with @alexsuttonn, @maxwadbw and (I’m guessing) @BWCakes and …

2011-08-07: Getting cupcakes with @lucyfort! She doesn’t like it when I give biology lessons to people in …

2011-08-05: DC folks: Lisa Hannigan is playing Oct. 12 at the 9:30 Club. Who’s coming with? // cc @rmpugh …

2011-08-03: Official dc moment @lucyfort #winning t.co/RPIjR7v

2011-07-31: Who knows if @rludwick47 is the real Ryan Ludwick, but check out who he just started following. …

2011-07-31: Nothing better than a Saturday afternoon watching the #Cubs collapse on national TV to the …

2011-07-30: Happy to be a Virgin! Wait…what are we called again?? RT @rmpugh: Welcome to Virginia …

2011-07-29: RT @kyee: Absolutely nuts ; Apple’s liquid $76 Billion in cash is more than the US govt has …

2011-07-29: RT @UKCoachCalipari: John Wall (@jimmywa11), Rajon Rondo (@rajonrondo) & Eric Bledsoe (@ebled24) …

2011-07-29: I just ousted @sexxy_redzz as the mayor of The Carlyle House Condominiums on @foursquare! …

2011-07-28: My cable box lists Breaking Bad as a “Comedy-Drama.” I must have lost my sense of humor …

2011-07-28: Just posted a photo instagr.am/p/IqDQV/

2011-07-26: Waiting on the movers to begin moving into the new place! t.co/iTdlmK1

2011-07-26: I think I’d rather have read National Treasure. RT @ckwadlington: @jwadlington uh, duh, false …

2011-07-26: Old @ckwadlington: what’s that book I read about the Archives? Me: the novelization of …

2011-07-25: Touring the battlefield with @ckwadlington and @MisterCarroll! (@ Gettysburg National Military Park) …

2011-07-25: Still recovering from this Southside Slopes Headwich from #Fatheads. Had a nice home-brewed IPA with …

2011-07-25: I just unlocked the “Bender” badge on @foursquare! 4sq.com/o00w58

2011-07-25: Incredible seats at an incredible park. #PNCPark #stlcards #pirates t.co/7sKZR0g

2011-07-25: Go Cards! #stlcards (@ PNC Park w/ 113 others) 4sq.com/nbGt1l

2011-07-24: Road trip to DC with @ckwadlington and @MisterCarroll with stops in Pittsburgh for #stlcards and …

2011-07-23: Doing donuts in the boat. (also known as me sucking at driving) #HellYeahKY t.co/0YkoA5x

2011-07-23: Out on the lake, jumping off the cliffs and getting ready to grill. #HellYeahKY t.co/hmKSSOs

2011-07-23: Here’s @MisterCarroll on the predominant form of transportation in KY. #HellYeahKY …

2011-07-23: Taking care of the chickens #HellYeahKY t.co/0S7uJvs

2011-07-22: Call from my uncle: “Jordon! Bring @awadlington. There’s a skunk in my garage and I need …

2011-07-22: And Red Stripe! RT @Zippicurean: @jwadlington Are those pancakes, bacon, and SunChips?

2011-07-22: Greatest supper ever! Thanks, @ckwadlington! t.co/4hT7mTq

2011-07-20: And #backtothefuture3!! RT @Zippicurean: Promise me @jwadlington that together we’ll see …

2011-07-20: RT @jrshoulders Nice. I was going to be your “friend” at trivia tomorrow night but since …

2011-07-20: Come over and help me watch the movers! RT @bengaskins: It really sucks that @jwadlington is leaving …

2011-07-20: A sampling of ladies’ reactions to my impending homelessness RT @Beth_Boyd: @jwadlington …

2011-07-20: I don’t mean to turn all the Twitter ladies on, but I’m currently homeless, unemployed …

2011-07-20: I can, indeed! RT @Zippicurean: Last one, I promise. Rosemary bread is done. @jwadlington can attest …

2011-07-18: Ha- who would have ever thought that this would be my Sunday afternoon. #WWC2011 #STLCards …

2011-07-16: My apartment is available! RT @DuoFujin: @jwadlington We played near Baltimore this past season at …

2011-07-16: Any in the NOVA/DC/Baltimore area? RT @DuoFujin: Good news, everyone! New Duo Fujin performances …

2011-07-16: RT @MattSebek: I don’t know much, but I guarantee this is the creepiest thing you’ve …

2011-07-14: Last Emmy tweet: maybe Fringe is too out there for best drama nom (though, it’s top 3 on TV …

2011-07-14: Maybe #Community not being nominated is some meta joke that I’m just not getting. Can someone …

2011-07-14: Wow, Emmys. Do you really think Glee, Big Bang Theory and the Office (at this point) are better than …

2011-07-14: For real, aLoft hotel? You have Showtime, but not HBO? RT @notnek: @jwadlington You need HBO. The …

2011-07-14: That obviously means I’m watching the Weather Channel, which is now subjecting me to ballad …

2011-07-14: The day after the All-Star break sucks for TV sports watching.

2011-07-14: I just unlocked the “Animal House” badge on @foursquare! 4sq.com/oFvDJ9

2011-07-14: Having Ethiopian for lunch! I have a feeling when I move up here for good, all my tweets will be …

2011-07-13: I did this time and it was awesome! RT @Zippicurean: @jwadlington Always choose Thai!

2011-07-13: Trying to decide between the Thai place and the pizza place next to my new apartment! Suggestions?

2011-07-09: Well, it wouldn’t be Comcast if they didn’t get me one last time. Here’s the line …

2011-07-04: At the Rays/Cards game. Go Cards! #stlcards (@ Tropicana Field w/ 85 others) 4sq.com/mGYSH7

2011-07-04: I just unlocked the “Triple Play” badge on @foursquare! 4sq.com/mkmec9

2011-07-02: Happy birthday to @notnek. Hoping he gets in some quality lake time today and let’s me borrow …

2011-07-02: RT @Zippicurean: Oh my god, @jwadlington, you’re running for something?! I’m totes …

2011-07-02: Ha! Don’t count on it, but appreciate it! RT @barryefields: @jwadlington congrats, Jordon. If …

2011-07-01: KY folks: I’m going try to be up there the 20-25. Anyone who is there, we’ll hit the …

2011-07-01: Booz is an incredible org. that does incredible things. I’ll be in/out of Tally until 7/20. …

2011-07-01: Wanted to let everyone know that last week I accepted a Sr. Consultant position w/ Booz Allen …

2011-07-01: RT @CardsInsider: You guys are awesome! Congrats @rosenbrandon @jwadlington & @MichaelBittner. …

2011-06-29: RT @TheOnion: Kentucky DMV Introduces Game Of Chicken To Driver’s Test onion.com/cEL5Ck …

2011-06-28: Great weekend at the wedding! Glad I got to see @alexsuttonn, @clpancake, @sarahdaryani …

2011-06-25: Early morning round. I’ve spent more time on the golf course than doing wedding activities.

2011-06-25: Got the college poker game back together one last time the night from @awadlington’s wedding. …

2011-06-24: 72 degrees and 11:00 am tee time on a Friday? I’m pretty sure I can handle that.

2011-06-24: RT @jrshoulders: @jwadlington my friend is addressing me and showing concern for my future…

2011-06-23: Here’s @MisterCarroll on being retired: “Everyday is like Saturday…except Sunday. …

2011-06-23: Landed in Nashville on my way to @awadlington and @Lwad11’s wedding! Thinking about stopping …

2011-06-23: Damn you, Game of Thrones! I wanted to avoid reading you, but you’re too damn good!

2011-06-23: Too bug-eyed, but I see the resemblance! RT @kalalindsey: just me or does this weather dude look …

2011-06-21: RT @dgoold: #Cardinals confirm that Pujols has fracture in left wrist, will miss 4 to 6 weeks. …

2011-06-20: Doesn’t begin to describe it. RT @zack_adams: @jwadlington Magical.

2011-06-20: That’s a video on the last tweet, so give it some time to load.

2011-06-20: For everyone’s Monday viewing pleasure, here’s my father, @MisterCarroll herding …

2011-06-20: See ya 2011 season! #stlcards #Pujols

2011-06-20: Happy Father’s Day, @MisterCarroll! I got you a @twitter account for the occasion. …

2011-06-18: We’ve reached that time of year in Florida that meteorologists have officially designated as …

2011-06-15: Remember when I told the Academy how they could do Oscar nominations better? Well, they did it. …

2011-06-15: RT @TheAcademy: BREAKING #OSCARS NEWS: Rule change brings big surprise for Best Picture category - …

2011-06-15: Good luck to @bengaskins on his dissertation defense today. Don’t forget that the best defense …

2011-06-15: Quite handily beat, too, I might add. RT @joshgabe: just beat @jwadlington at words with friends! …

2011-06-14: Holy crap. I just watched the ninth episode of Game of Thrones.

2011-06-13: /David Duchovny. Watch out ladies. RT @Zippicurean: @jwadlington It’s your pre-Adam Scott …

2011-06-13: I was just told at a party full of Democrats that I look Kennedyesque. I guess that’s a good …

2011-06-12: Nike Zoom Vomero+ 5! Love ‘em! Best my legs have ever felt after 10Ks Can’t recommend …

2011-06-12: RT @bengaskins: Free beer tasting at the co-op, some blues downtown, and back to watch …

2011-06-12: Avg. time per mile for the 4 runs before new running shoes: 9:12, 9:17, 9:14, 9:05. For the 4 after: …

2011-06-10: RT @ThePoke: Absolutely spectacular advertising placement FAIL in today’s Daily Mirror: …

2011-06-09: I’m coming now! RT @bengaskins: One more reason @jwadlington should move to Charlotte with us …

2011-06-08: Happy to hear I have official permission. RT @blimphead: @jwadlington as a Cuban representative, I …

2011-06-08: Who’s got 50 thumbs and the best record in baseball? #stlcards

2011-06-08: False alarm, everyone. Found a Puerto Rican place with $.99 drafts. Got the Mofongo con masitas de …

2011-06-08: I need someone to reassure me that it’s not a problem if I eat Cuban food every time I come to …

2011-06-07: That’s a fairly daunting task ahead of me today. t.co/IaC8JFd

2011-06-07: Welcome to @twitter, @DuoFujin! By far the greatest saxophones/flute duo in the world. THE WORLD! …

2011-06-06: My family, without any mention of it from me, is playing an impromptu game of p or f.

2011-06-06: Just finished watching this afternoon’s #stlcards game. No better feeling than to have the …

2011-06-06: As if there was ever any doubt who would come out victorious in mini golf: t.co/IgCxZKo t.co/0fznGy7

2011-06-06: Conversation between my mother and I: @ckwadlington: those look hard and heavy Me: that’s what …

2011-06-06: Wadlingtons v. Kennedys instagr.am/p/FQ2OU/

2011-06-05: Testing the new running shoes instagr.am/p/FPCmc/

2011-06-05: Crescent and Palmetto instagr.am/p/FNJk3/

2011-06-05: My dad at his ADHD best instagr.am/p/FMzc8/

2011-06-04: Nothing like a nice, long beach run.

2011-06-03: Glad someone does! RT @kalalindsey: I love the nerdy technology convos between @notnek & …

2011-06-03: Going to be doing 30 hours worth of driving over the next week. Any music or podcast suggestions? …

2011-05-31: RT @UKCoachCalipari: Radio Silence is the sound you hear on twitter from the triumvirate & …

2011-05-31: While I’m on the Mr. Carroll’s hole in one bandwagon, notice he still shot four over for …

2011-05-31: Through back channels (aka @ckwadlington), here’s a copy of the scorecard. I’m a …

2011-05-31: “Proof” via @ckwadlington. Though, I can confirm that, while aceless, I can also raise 1 …

2011-05-31: …and yes, for those following along, #MrCarrollHoleInOneWatch is the official hashtag for …

2011-05-31: From @ckwadlington: “He screamed like a little girl!” #DontDoubtIt #developing …

2011-05-31: Rumor (aka @ckwadlington) has it that my dad, Mr. Carroll, just got a hole in one. Yet to confirm. …

2011-05-30: On the St. Augustine ghost tour. #uhoh

2011-05-28: I’m at St Augustine Beach (a1a beach blvd, F street, St Augustine) 4sq.com/ijQacp

2011-05-28: Heading to St. Augustine for the weekend. Got a house on the beach. Fun times will be had. …

2011-05-28: Not me! RT @notnek: I wonder how many people are actually in @culturedcode’s cloud sync …

2011-05-24: RT @bengaskins: @jwadlington Is “sensical” actually a word? #KentuckyJargon

2011-05-24: Mark the date. Rick Horton is saying sensical (and correct) things. #stlcards

2011-05-24: Just figured out what I’m wearing/bringing to my next #stlcards game. t.co/ghnQF2p

2011-05-23: Alright, #Royals, it’s evident that the #stlcards really want to lose this game. Why …

2011-05-22: I like dogs and I like beer, so as you can imagine Pints for Paws is pretty much the greater …

2011-05-21: RT @Zippicurean: @jwadlington is LITERALLY crying from laughing at Parks and Rec.

2011-05-21: I cannot think of any humanly reason that makes Parks and Rec so funny. I’m disappointed every …

2011-05-20: Heckler at the Marlins game: “Bilingual is better than being… single-lingual!” …

2011-05-20: At the Marlins game with @Beth_Boyd and @lionofbabylon t.co/AoyRyOO

2011-05-20: I’ve been to close to a hundred MLB games, but this is my first opportunity to boo the Cubs in …

2011-05-20: Gotta love the Marlins games. We’re parking literally 50 feet from the stadium. t.co/ybSiEm9

2011-05-19: Awesome Versailles Special! (Cubano with sausage) t.co/pb9FiYe

2011-05-19: Heading to Little Havana for some Cuban food!

2011-05-15: Just finished season two of Justified (yeah, I know I’m a little late). It will be a travesty …

2011-05-13: In other news, I’m teaching three courses at Governor’s Hurricane Conference next week. …

2011-05-13: So who’s interested? Lot’s of trips planned soonish (DC in 2 weeks, Myrtle Beach in 4 …

2011-05-13: People complain I don’t give them enough notice to seriously consider going on one of my major …

2011-05-13: I think my next major trip is climbing the Inca Trail to Machu Picchu. I have friends to stay w/ in …

2011-05-12: After the run I just had, you definitely want me to take a shower before tacos. Trust me. RT …

2011-05-09: Alright everyone, #Derby weekend is over. You may resume your generalizations of we Kentuckians as …

2011-05-09: Happy Mother’s Day, @ckwadlington! I’m happy I got to see you for a few hours! …

2011-05-08: At Busch. Cardinals are losing, but i think we’re ok with that. #stlcards t.co/jExd9La

2011-05-08: I’m at Busch Stadium (700 Clark St, St. Louis) w/ 155 others 4sq.com/kGqkxj

2011-05-08: RT @UKCoachCalipari: RT @UKAthleticsNews: Freshman Terrence Jones has decided to return to UK for …

2011-05-08: RT @TerrenceJones1: I’ve been enjoying being a college player & plan on striving to reach …

2011-05-07: …and by the Lou, I mean St. Louis, not Louisville. Though I imagine both places are going to …

2011-05-07: Leaving Kansas City and heading to the Lou this morning for more baseball and general tomfoolery. …

2011-05-07: RT @notnek: @jwadlington you can pay attention now, he just lost it. Heck of a great outing though.

2011-05-07: I know I should pay attention to the MLB game I’m actually physically present for, but Jaime …

2011-05-07: Tailgating with @ (among others) before the game! (@ Kauffman Stadium w/ 5 others) 4sq.com/jVxQ6B

2011-05-07: I just unlocked the “You’re not in Kansas Anymore” badge on @foursquare! …

2011-05-07: I’m at Arthur Bryant’s Barbeque (1727 Brooklyn Ave, 17th and Brooklyn, Kansas City) w/ 2 …

2011-05-06: The plan for today is to eat barbecue at least twice, go to the Boulevard Brewery and then head to …

2011-05-06: You know your fantasy team is in trouble when four of the first five @fangraphs’ …

2011-05-05: Flying to Kansas City for a couple of days before heading onto the STL for @awadlington’s …

2011-05-05: I promise that whatever you’re having for dinner is not as good as what I’m having. …

2011-05-05: RT @Zippicurean: Bangers and mash and red onion marmalade with @jwadlington tonight!

2011-05-04: Probably a good thing I didn’t take Francsico Liriano out of my lineup tonight like I was …

2011-05-03: If my facial hair does not grow faster, my ‘stache will not be ready in time for …

2011-05-02: RT @OsamaInHell: Wait, what?

2011-05-02: Personally, I hope they nuked the bastard.

2011-05-02: Glad I didn’t go to bed early tonight…let’s get this press conference started.

2011-05-01: I like children & I like musicals, but always a relief when you check church bulletin before …

2011-05-01: Should @bengaskins, @Zippicurean and I watch Pot Zombies or Titanic 2? Decisions, decisions.

2011-04-30: Alright, world, you can collectively exhale. You again have the ability to call/text me. …

2011-04-28: home button on iPhone was wonky, so Apple replaced phone while I was in Tampa. New one stopped …

2011-04-28: I’ll be without a phone until tomorrow at the earliest, so if you need to get a hold of me, …

2011-04-27: I had a Bell’s Oberon Ale and Hebrew RIPA. Both awesome. RT @Zippicurean It doesn’t …

2011-04-27: Datz has won the coveted Best-Place-I’ve-Eaten-At-In-A-Long-Time award. #congrats …

2011-04-27: Why don’t we have restaurants with beer lists like this in Tallahassee? #datzdeli t.co/ap2ACyL

2011-04-27: I’m at Datz Deli (2616 South MacDill Ave, Barcelona, Tampa) w/ 5 others 4sq.com/gi1rCt

2011-04-26: RT @TheAVClub: Ron Swanson’s Turkey Burger is no longer just a Parks And Recreation fantasy. …

2011-04-26: On my way to Tampa and stuck in traffic. Looks like a semi rollover. Not pretty.

2011-04-25: Great Easter: church this morning, brunch with some old friends, homemade dinner with some great …

2011-04-25: Great Easter dinner tonight with great people. If only we’d sung ‘Low in the Grave He …

2011-04-23: …and the plan works to perfection. Game is called after six minutes & our starter is …

2011-04-23: Only @TonyLaRussa and the #stlcards would start a reliever and then use their planned starter in …

2011-04-22: The amount of productive hours in my day is being adversely affected by the sheer number of high …

2011-04-21: Someone get this for me, please RT @MattSebek Noodling with a Mike Leake shirt for this …

2011-04-20: Just had @lwad11 ask if 5 or 6 girls could come stay with me the second week of May. In other news, …

2011-04-20: The #stlcards spend the last two weeks playing at 10:10 & their first game back on normal time, …

2011-04-20: I just figured out that Nike+ shows me my splits. Hooray for even more numbers I can obsess about! …

2011-04-19: I splurged and bought the precut celery this week for a dollar more. I really spoil myself.

2011-04-15: Here are my pictures from my trip to California: t.co/QFm33Mf Great trip! Looking to make it again …

2011-04-15: Good & bad when #stlcards play Dodgers: 10:10 start time, but get to listen to Vin Scully call …

2011-04-11: Taking the red eye back tonight AND planning on going into work tomorrow. Don’t act like …

2011-04-11: I just unlocked the “Super Swarm” badge on @foursquare! 4sq.com/e5iQi1

2011-04-11: I’m at AT&T Park (24 Willie Mays Plaza, at 3rd St, San Francisco) w/ 163 others …

2011-04-11: …and Willie Mays is here! #geekingout

2011-04-11: At the Cards/Giants game! Couldn’t have picked a better day Buster Posey is being presented …

2011-04-11: I’m at Golden Gate Bridge (Golden Gate Bridge, US 101, San Francisco) w/ 13 others [pic]: …

2011-04-11: In front of the Golden Gate Bridge t.co/nXQOWSV

2011-04-10: We’re seriously considering eating In-N-Out for the second time today. #ballers

2011-04-10: There’s a beef jerky station at this wine tasting. #incredible It’s called …

2011-04-10: I’m having the most stereotypical California trip ever: Yosemite, wine country, casinos, …

2011-04-10: Eating breakfast and watching baseball. Can’t figure out if that’s awesome or not. …

2011-04-09: Couple more random pictures from Yosemite! I’ll post a gallery when I get home! t.co/u9CtXCu …

2011-04-09: Bridalveil Falls @ Yosemite instagr.am/p/C9fqg/

2011-04-09: Upper and lower Yosemite falls t.co/Yt6YM30

2011-04-09: Vista for Bridalveil falls in Yosemite. t.co/ysSC4X1

2011-04-08: Happy Birthday to George Michael Wadlington! Wish he was here to celebrate! t.co/2DFxCe0

2011-04-08: Trying to figure out which day to go to Yosemite. Today with 70% chance of snow or tomorrow with 80% …

2011-04-08: The flight to San Francisco has free access to Twitter & Wi-Fi for $9.99. I may buy it to watch …

2011-04-07: Cross-country flight today. Should I look faux-intellectual & read a book or trendy/toolish …

2011-04-04: Thank God for Jaime Garcia. #stlcards

2011-04-03: Not a good day in sports’ world. #stlcards #Kentucky

2011-04-02: Florida contingent of #bbn will be there in spirit! RT @alexsuttonn On our way to Houston to watch …

2011-04-02: Keep forgetting that I’ll be in San Francisco next week to see friends & #stlcards. Also a …

2011-04-02: Glad that Mr. Carroll & old @ckwadlington will be down this weekend to watch #Kentucky …

2011-04-02: #cardspocalypse RT @dgoold: #Cardinals confirm Holliday to have appendectomy. His return will be …

2011-04-01: Greatest. Article. Ever. EVER. #cubssuck #stlcards RT @TheOnion Chicago Cubs Can’t Believe …

2011-04-01: I love Fridays when I’m super busy. #nosarcasm

2011-04-01: It’s going to be a long season.

2011-04-01: Alright everyone, I’m committing to radio silence until I see this afternoon’s #stlcards …

2011-03-31: Good to see Raz in 2 hole RT @CardsInsider Lineup for OD: Theriot 6, Rasmus 8, Pujols 3, Holliday 7, …

2011-03-31: How ridiculous can I be? I’m stressing over an extra $300 in my checking account because it …

2011-03-31: The week of Opening Day & Final Four is the uncontested best week of the year. Even a BCS-type …

2011-03-31: Rumor has it that today is Opening Day. And by ‘rumor,’ I mean this note I left for …

2011-03-31: So, @laurenhallie is 2nd person to beat me more than once at Words & she DESTROYED me both times …

2011-03-28: If #Kentucky wins this game, it will be done in the next seven minutes. (three fouls on Henson)

2011-03-28: I know #Kentucky is ahead, but they really need to be doing a better job capitalizing on these #UNC …

2011-03-28: I’ll never pretend to know anything about college basketball ever again. #Kansas #VCU

2011-03-27: Six mile run, 18 holes of golf, #Florida loss and steaks with @bengaskins, @Zippicurean, Emily and …

2011-03-27: My last putt for a par. No one get your hopes up. t.co/21n6WoT

2011-03-26: Looking for a fourth for mine, @bengaskins and Oscar’s 1:30 tee time at Hillman. Perfect day …

2011-03-26: Kentucky!!!!!!!

2011-03-26: I know this is going to come as a surprise to people, but I’m receiving ridiculously poor …

2011-03-25: 100% worth it! RT @bengaskins: @jwadlington And another whole season of me and @ckwadlington calling …

2011-03-25: We were seconds….SECONDS!…..away from a perfect day in college basketball. #dukesucks …

2011-03-25: So, who hires Butler’s Brad Stevens after (at least) back-to-back Elite 8 appearances? He …

2011-03-25: Wow. Can’t believe that Fringe was renewed. Now we get another whole season of me telling you …

2011-03-22: I’ve been friends with @tyrussellrogers for 20 years (can’t believe we’re that …

2011-03-22: Great story in Tampa Tribune about @tyrussellrogers’ shot in NCAA tournament. Still …

2011-03-21: Sure anti-competitiveness is bad, but everyone is missing the worst part of the AT&T-Mobile …

2011-03-21: Sweeeeet Sixteen!! #Noles #Kentucky

2011-03-21: Wow, the #Noles look like the best team in the country.

2011-03-20: RT @bengaskins: Congrats to @jwadlington on his boys heading on. Let’s hope #FSU does the same …

2011-03-20: Sweeeeeeeet Sixteen!! #Kentucky

2011-03-20: Who needs Enes when you’ve got Jorts? #Kentucky

2011-03-19: If this Brandon Knight shows up for every game, we will win the national championship. #Kentucky

2011-03-19: Not that they’ll be a problem for #Kansas, but man, #Illinois looks good. …

2011-03-19: There’s two things I know about white people: they love Matchbox 20 and they’re …

2011-03-19: My mom’s winning our brackets! What’s yours doing? RT @ckwadlington nice win! Put me at …

2011-03-19: Nice win, #Noles. Should be a good game against Notre Dame.

2011-03-18: Great day. #Kentucky won, #Louisville lost, #Community & #ParksandRec renewed, and I got to eat …

2011-03-18: Thank you for guarding the inbound pass. #Kentucky

2011-03-18: All right, we’re busing out the Knob Creek to help nail this game down. t.co/ezbuaM5

2011-03-18: Mollie, Nelson and I are pretty much the only #Kentucky people in Florida. We’re doing our …

2011-03-17: Trivia question: who has at least one thumb and took the day off from work to watch the NCAA …

2011-03-17: Me too! RT @alexsuttonn: Wearing nothing but UK blue today. #GoBigBlue

2011-03-17: Brackets are killing me this year. East/SW are toughest, but have two best teams. West/SE are jokes, …

2011-03-17: I have the rest of the afternoon and all day tomorrow off. Beautiful day today– anyone want to …

2011-03-16: Bad news for those of us still wanting to contribute to our 2010 Roth IRA. RT @bogleheads: TurboTax …

2011-03-15: Anyone want to go to Tampa for the #Kentucky game Thursday? It’s bout a 3 ½ hour drive …

2011-03-14: RT @DickieV: How. did Florida get a # 2 seed & UK a # 4?

2011-03-14: You have got to be kidding me. #Florida

2011-03-14: Ridiculous. #Kentucky

2011-03-14: RT @deckacards: @jwadlington I wish you weren’t driving and tweeting…eek

2011-03-14: Wish I wasn’t driving and could be watching his game! #Kentucky

2011-03-13: On my way to Tampa to teach some Disaster Housing tomorrow and Tuesday. Who’s coming with?

2011-03-12: Set a new personal best for the 10K today: 57:24! I’m going to go sit down now.

2011-03-11: RT @Zippicurean: @jwadlington Actually the concert moved to Dohnanyi Hall. Still at 5:15 though.

2011-03-11: Happy to have @AlanTheisen & Duo Fujin (Misty Theisen & Marc Ballard) staying with me this …

2011-03-10: I was holding off buying the new AppleTV, but @MLBTV support is ruining those plans. Going to stop …

2011-03-10: RT @notnek: So hyped that AppleTV now has @mlbtv support! /cc @jwadlington

2011-03-09: Another Tuesday, another successful conquest of trivia at Bird’s with @bengaskins and …

2011-03-09: Ready to think I’m Brad Pitt? :) ID: jwadlington RT @laurenhallie totes! RT @AZach23 a guy is …

2011-03-07: RT @Zippicurean: Sunday dinner with @jwadlington and @bengaskins!

2011-03-07: Whatever @UKCoachCalipari said to them at half time, he should say it more often. #Kentucky

2011-03-07: Brandon Knight is a BEAST. #Kentucky

2011-03-03: I meant to wish @jrshoulders a very happy birthday a few days ago and didn’t! I’m a bad …

2011-03-02: Man, it’s a great feeling when you buy stocks on a down day for the market and get more shares …

2011-03-02: Anyone know what that last call was? #Kentucky

2011-03-02: The #cardstastrophe continues. Carpenter out (& trending) w/ hamstring strain, Boggs out w/ …

2011-02-28: Hottest picture ever. twitpic.com/44j6cx

2011-02-28: Glad that @Zippicurean and Megan dressed up for tonight! #community #30rock #parksandrec #office …

2011-02-26: Anyone want to go to the FSU/Miami game at 2? I’ll have to leave early since Kentucky/Florida …

2011-02-26: Haters gonna hate. RT @bengaskins: @jwadlington nerd. RT @ckwadlington: @bengaskins thinking the …

2011-02-26: Mad Men may be the best drama on TV, but I’ll be damned if Fringe isn’t giving it a run …

2011-02-25: RT @zack_adams: @joshgabe It’s already proven to reside in Eddyville Creek. That would just be …

2011-02-25: RT @joshgabe: if i won the lottery, like 65 million plus, i would look for bigfoot every early fall …

2011-02-25: I’ve had some questions about my thoughts on the quality of TV/Film and the Academy Awards in …

2011-02-24: Good thing the entire NCAA tournament will be played at Rupp. #ohwait

2011-02-24: Stay classy, #reds. bit.ly/hARx44 Never thought this possible, but the Reds are quickly overtaking …

2011-02-23: To answer the big question I’m getting, I’m waiting on definitive news on Waino to call …

2011-02-23: Even further validation of the world (“Adam Wainwright” & “Tommy Johns” …

2011-02-23: Well, the 2011 season was fun while it lasted RT @JoeStrauss TJ surgery likely for Waino. Not …

2011-02-22: People in the apartment above me: I hope you’re using a condom.

2011-02-18: Set phasers to love me!!!! #community

2011-02-17: Do I wish he’d stay with St. Louis? Of course. But I understand we can’t afford to put …

2011-02-17: In all seriousness, Pujols is the best player in baseball (& potentially best ever) & …

2011-02-17: Hide yo kids, hide yo wife cause it be #Albertageddon out here. #stlcards

2011-02-16: RT @Ackerman1120: How are the grocery stores? Have we run out of bread and milk yet? #Albertageddon

2011-02-16: 26 minutes to #Albertageddon and all I can think about is how I’m going to break the news to …

2011-02-16: Stan the Man is getting his Presidential Medal of Freedom and he’s wearing his awesome …

2011-02-15: Y2K? No problem. Ran out of IPv4 addresses? Thank god for IPv6. Watson on Jeopardy? Getting my …

2011-02-15: Thank you, Valentine’s Day, for keeping people out of the gym and allowing me to get a good …

2011-02-15: If it would help, I have a $50 US Savings bond that matures in 5 years with Pujols’ name on it …

2011-02-14: Make time today to sit down with the person you love the most and tell them that baseball is back! …

2011-02-14: Filed away for future claim chowder RT @bengaskins: Out to make @jwadlington cry on the tennis …

2011-02-14: 70 degrees and sunny today. Who’s up for doing something outside? Maybe tennis?

2011-02-13: So, @Lkw717 and I are enjoying some delicious biscuits and gravy at IHOP on this incredible Sunday …

2011-02-12: I’m KILLING in Jeopardy tonight. Take my word for it.

2011-02-12: Just approved to teach lots of mid-March disaster housing trainings statewide. Coincidentally, …

2011-02-12: RT @flyosity: AT&T iPhone customers can send “YES” to shortcode 11113020 and get …

2011-02-10: Wow- HP’s TouchPad’s hardware & software look very nice. Granted, it looks just like …

2011-02-09: Ok, #Kentucky, it’s 11:00 and I’m going to bed. Don’t do anything stupid.

2011-02-06: All right, #Kentucky, #BeatFlorida!

2011-02-05: There’s not a better Friday night than getting together and having piano/guitar sing-a-longs …

2011-02-05: Jimmy Edmonds is trending on Twitter. World, consider yourself validated. #stlcards #StayClassyWorld

2011-02-05: I know it shouldn’t, but this has made me giddy. #stlcards RT @CardsInsider Cards agree on …

2011-02-04: Don’t forget Community and 30 Rock! RT @laurenhallie: Thank you parks and recreation and the …

2011-02-03: Heading to play racquetball for the first time since undergrad. Something tells me this will end …

2011-02-02: $9 for $20 Worth of Dry-Cleaning Services at Stewardship Drycleaners bit.ly/g9rsrA

2011-02-02: I just bought $1800 worth of baseball tickets for @awadlington’s bachelor party. He’d …

2011-02-01: One of the five best meals I’ve ever had. RT @Zippicurean: Rotini with Sausage, Lentils, Red …

2011-01-31: It’s odd how I’ll get addicted to a book & then have it read in less than day. No …

2011-01-30: That may be the best half I’ve seen from #Kentucky all year.

2011-01-27: Flight booked for San Francisco in April! Going to wine country, Opening Day for the Giants (v. …

2011-01-26: If that doesn’t deserve a USA USA USA chant, I don’t know what does. I’m looking …

2011-01-26: Best line of the night RT @BarackObama Every day, families sacrifice to live within their means. …

2011-01-26: In the next ten years, the lack of widespread affordable high-speed Internet will fragment the …

2011-01-26: I know the State of the Union is not meant as a policy roadmap, but I really need more specifics on …

2011-01-26: Everything sounds good, I’m just not sure how we’re going to get there. Infrastructure …

2011-01-26: …and people in my generation are currently trying to figure out what exactly another …

2011-01-26: Academy Award Nominations and State of the Union on the same day?!?! It’s like Opening Day of …

2011-01-26: Academy Awards are not needed to validate how good a film is. But, they do signal that a film …

2011-01-26: Nominees are deserving, but with the exception of MAYBE Social Network, there’s not one I …

2011-01-26: No matter your feeling about Inception, name a more technically challenging movie that was better …

2011-01-26: I realize that Inception wasn’t the best film from 2010 (though, it’s close), but to not …

2011-01-24: Just made my first investment with @Vanguard_Group. Seriously considering rolling everything over to …

2011-01-24: For those asking, yes, that is professional wrestling at a middle school gym. And, yes, it was just …

2011-01-24: I love that I have friends that will go do ridiculous things with me. And I made it back for the 4th …

2011-01-23: Happy birthday to @sarahdaryani! Hoping that I can get some of that delicious looking birthday cake …

2011-01-22: I just accomplished my last major life goal: to break 500 points in Words with Friends. …

2011-01-21: Crying. Only acceptable at funerals and the Grand Canyon. #parksandrec

2011-01-21: Why settle for lame lists of only ten great movies in 2010, when you can see my TWENTY favorite? …

2011-01-20: My new life goal: to be Phil Dunphy.

2011-01-19: I was just about to buy something from Amazon! RT @ramit: $20 Amazon.com gift certificate for $10, …

2011-01-14: I’m torn. I want to read an @usatoday article, but I’m still boycotting them for picking …

2011-01-13: Haha– I’ve gotten six texts in the past two minutes. Never underestimate …

2011-01-13: There’s very little that makes me happier than a #Duke loss. GO NOLES!!!

2011-01-13: Uhhhh…. hold on to that last tweet. #Noles have decided not to play any perimeter defense.

2011-01-13: #Kentucky people! ESPN now! #Noles are about to beat #Duke!

2011-01-13: Leonard Hamilton! What are you doing?!? Put Singleton in!! #FSU

2011-01-13: I feel bad. I didn’t give #FSU a chance tonight, so didn’t watch the game. Now …

2011-01-13: Ghost Writer was one of the best films I’ve seen all year. If you even remotely like political …

2011-01-12: Happy birthday to @jww1288! Here’s to hoping he hear’s Toto’s Africa…in …

2011-01-12: I feel like watching a foreign film tonight. Should it be the Ghost Writer (French) or Dogtooth …

2011-01-12: RT @TheOnion: St. Louis Gives Cardinals Star Albert Pujols Working Key To The City #SportsDome …

2011-01-11: Now that football season is over, I can’t wait for basketball to start…wait, it’s …

2011-01-11: That game was 100% worth the four cups of coffee it’s required this morning.

2011-01-11: Someone needs to get ahead in this game so that I can go to bed at halftime. #bcs #workinthemorning …

2011-01-11: I may or may not be watching Easy A and it may or may not be pretty good.

2011-01-10: A big welcome to my friend, @AlanTheisen to @twitter! If there was anyone ever made for 140 …

2011-01-10: Just finished 127 Hours and I’m not sure why it isn’t getting more Best Picture buzz. …

2011-01-10: Never Let Me Go has officially won the title of most depressing film of 2010. Thank God Carey …

2011-01-10: My keyboard died & the Apple repair place isn’t open on Sundays, so I’m using my …

2011-01-10: The average age of people in this theater is probably around 60. If I wasn’t here, it’d …

2011-01-10: Going to eat some Five Guys and go see the King’s Speech (1:30 at Miracle 5)! Who’s …

2011-01-09: Can someone in Tallahassee do me a favor and help me take back my rental car??

2011-01-08: Back home in Tally. I’ve been in the air longer today than I’ve been on the ground. …

2011-01-08: I just convinced myself that I’d been wearing my shirt inside out all day long. I …

2011-01-08: Back in Philly. Big thanks to @cheaptalk for running around the British Isles w/ me (& for a …

2011-01-07: Heading back to the states. It’s going to be a long day. Literally. Today’s going to …

2011-01-06: Back in Dublin. Sad I missed Edinburgh, but always have time to get back there. May have never …

2011-01-05: Cliffs of Moher twitpic.com/3n8v7d

2011-01-05: View of the Burren from the Irish countryside twitpic.com/3n7xgq

2011-01-05: I just unlocked the “Photogenic” badge on @foursquare! 4sq.com/fBWYUE

2011-01-05: Scheduled a bus tour of the western Irish coast today, should be a good time!

2011-01-04: As one might expect from a ridiculous planner like myself, it wasn’t me who screwed up.

2011-01-04: Person in our group scheduled the wrong flight for Edinburgh. Heading to Galway instead. #fb

2011-01-04: Long day today seeing everything in Dublin. Got a 6:20 flight to Edinburgh tomorrow, so no rest for …

2011-01-04: Reason enough for me not to go in there. twitpic.com/3mrvje

2011-01-03: Taking the Whiskey tour! — at The Old Jameson Distillery gowal.la/c/3gGzQ

2011-01-03: Having a stout at the Guinness factory Gravity Bar! twitpic.com/3mokbt

2011-01-03: Having a whiskey at Temple Bar! twitpic.com/3mfcdf

2011-01-03: Bangers and mash with red onion marmalade. I’m sure that’s @bengaskins favorite. …

2011-01-02: I bet @cheaptalk £4 that he wouldn’t ask 5 people either where Harry Potter lives or …

2011-01-02: Not my coldbeer, you bitch! #southernharrypotter

2011-01-02: Harry: I like Ginny Ron: that’s my sister, not yours! #southernharrypotter

2011-01-02: Git that Patronus ready to beat that Demontor, y’all! #southernharrypotter

2011-01-02: We just figured out how to make our millions. You know how they have British and American audiobooks …

2011-01-02: So apparently the British slogan for Dr. Pepper is “Dr. Pepper. What’s the worst that …

2011-01-01: Two hours and forty minutes til New Year’s and we’re arguing about the best pop song in …

2010-12-31: Got on a London bus tour without an audio guide, so it looks like it’s Mumford & Sons …

2010-12-30: Tower Bridge twitpic.com/3l8n2g

2010-12-30: Made it to London! twitpic.com/3l6xxj

2010-12-30: I’m at Apple Store (1-7 The Piazza, Covent Garden) w/ 7 others 4sq.com/gYsKZ0

2010-12-30: Since everyone (@awadlington, @lwad11, @ckwadlington) is bemoaning the lack of pictures: …

2010-12-29: I joined Tumblr: I Can’t Complain, But That Doesn’t Mean That I Won’t. …

2010-12-29: On the bus to Trinity. God bless Dublin and their free Wi-Fi enabled busses. RT @cheaptalk: …

2010-12-29: Made it to Dublin. Now off to Trinity College to find @cheaptalk — at DUB Dublin International …

2010-12-29: RT @simonpegg: Irrespective of its success the rise of 3D is indicative of the film industry being …

2010-12-29: In other airport news, they apparently knew I would opt out, because everyone before and after me …

2010-12-29: Flight is delayed to Philadelphia on the first leg to Dublin. Shouldn’t be a proble — at BNA …

2010-12-28: Currently playing in the 3rd annual Eddyville Rook tourney. Started 3 years ago at my house & …

2010-12-27: The movie itself was one of the best I’ve seen this year. Everyone in the theater liked it. …

2010-12-27: That’s the most people I’ve ever seen in the theater for a Coen Brothers’ movie. …

2010-12-27: True Grit with @awadlington, @lwad11, @ckwadlington & Mr. Carroll. — at Cinemark …

2010-12-25: Merry Christmas, everyone! #whitechristmas twitpic.com/3jj550

2010-12-25: Merry Christmas Eve from George Michael! (the dog, not the singer-songwriter) twitpic.com/3jc0es

2010-12-25: Heading to Vespers Service with Mr. Carroll, old @ckwadlington and Go. The snow’s coming down! …

2010-12-24: Heading to Panama City in my brand new rental car (seriously, &lt; 10 miles on it) to fly to …

2010-12-24: Down. But, I’m listening to Christmas music and drinking bourbon, so it’s ok. RT …

2010-12-24: What’s the saddest thing I could be doing two days before Christmas? twitpic.com/3ivii2

2010-12-23: I love how @The_AV_Club is blocked at work, but @TheOnion is not. That has to be some kind of …

2010-12-22: Remember that time I memorized census facts for trivia at Bird’s and then we were asked dead …

2010-12-21: RT @uscensusbureau: Tweet @uscensusbureau a question for #Census Director Groves to answer live now. …

2010-12-21: Had to quote this RT so I could add the #nerd hashtag RT @whitehouse: Lots of updates coming from …

2010-12-21: Going to try and make the 5:25 showing of the Fighter at Tallahassee Mall. Cross town drive at rush …

2010-12-20: Thus far, in my top 3 films of the year RT @bengaskins Wow, #BlackSwan was a serious trip of a …

2010-12-20: It’s about freakin’ time! twitpic.com/3hjqsy

2010-12-16: Last year, @bengaskins, @Zippicurean, @cheaptalk @lkw717, & @jww1288 saw one or more! Everyone …

2010-12-16: Love & Other Drugs (Hathaway may get nom) & Tourist. (Seeing TrueGrit w/ fam in KY) …

2010-12-16: I’m gonna do it the week before Christmas. I’m interested in: Black Swan, the Fighter, …

2010-12-16: So, as some people know, for the past 5 or 6 years I go see a movie every day between Christmas …

2010-12-14: Fire in the fireplace, lights on the tree, serial killers on the TV. It’s definitely Christmas …

2010-12-14: RT @danharmon: Coolest gift ever. Community Writer’s room just received the REAL meaning of …

2010-12-13: FSU v. Clemson with @cheaptalk (who flew in from Dublin for the game). — at Leon County Civic Center …

2010-12-12: Christmas cantata then Arrested Development marathon w/ @bengaskins, @zippicurean, Megan, Nick, Evan …

2010-12-12: For everyone’s Christmas enjoyment: @bengaskins and @Zippicurean playing TSO. …

2010-12-12: Heading to see @bengaskins and @Zippicurean play in a Christmas cantata! On the setlist: …

2010-12-12: Just broke 39 minutes for 4 miles. Not quite on the same level as @chadcock39 & @ericaadcock13, …

2010-12-10: Is @ckwadlington really tweeting or am I imagining things??

2010-12-10: I love you Community, @danharmon, LOST, and Christmas. Too much awesome in a half hour.

2010-12-10: If I stick my tongue out for so long, I forget how to actually lick something. instagr.am/p/gsLm/

2010-12-08: It’s 5:45 and I’m getting ready to drive to St. Augustine to teach people about disaster …

2010-12-08: People asked why I academically studied sports for so long. That’s exactly why. Most …

2010-12-08: This article sums up what I’ve been saying for the past 5 years. RT @The_AV_Club: relationship …

2010-12-08: Very happy birthday to @lkw717 and congrats on her new job!

2010-12-05: Lance Berkman signing with #stlcards balances out that #Kentucky loss in sports world for me today. …

2010-12-05: RT @CardsInsider: Cards announce the signing of OF/1B Lance Berkman to a 1yr deal. #stlcards

2010-12-05: Re: Last tweet- I’ve seen a lot of people thinking this is a gimme game. UNC @ Chapel Hill is …

2010-12-05: All right, #Kentucky, let’s not make a fool out of ourselves this afternoon.

2010-12-04: RT @DavidThomasGray: “Freedom is not worth having if it does not include a Free Enes.” - Mahatma …

2010-12-04: What am I doing on my day off? Making BBQ sauce, of course. #getalife twitpic.com/3ckzn4

2010-12-03: Working half-day today. I should do this every Friday.

2010-12-02: RT @gordoszone: Theriot: “I’m finally on the right side of the Cubs-Cardinals …

2010-12-02: RTs! 2 for 1! RT @Zippicurean Tell them all to follow @zippicurean! RT @absutton2 you forgot Becky! …

2010-12-02: In like a week, my entire family joined @Twitter: @awadlington @ckwadlington @Lwad11 @clpancake …

2010-11-30: Congrats to two of my favorite people, @absutton2 and @clpancake, on their engagement! When are you …

2010-11-29: Sad to see that Shirley….errrrr….Leslie Nielsen passed. One of the great comic …

2010-11-29: Come quickly! RT @JoeStrauss: Wednesday is midpoint between Cards’ last game and projected …

2010-11-28: Well, #Kentucky predictably blows it (if they were ever truly in it). Let’s get it done, …

2010-11-27: Productivity in the Wadlington household has officially reached zero: Go Go had discovered Angry …

2010-11-25: Dave Ramsey: Santa & I are friends. He rubs off on me every year. Me: that’s what she …

2010-11-25: Loving driving home for Thanksgiving with 80 degree weather and the windows down! See… I say …

2010-11-25: …and by ‘97’ minutes, I mean ‘187’ minutes. Apparently my world …

2010-11-25: Me too in t-minus 97 minutes. Not looking forward to the 10 hour drive to KY. Stupid expensive plane …

2010-11-24: The update to @reederapp will let you ‘slide left’ in the RSS feed to add an article to …

2010-11-22: That’s incredible. @CharlesSchwab offers no fee at any ATM in U.S., but never imagine …

2010-11-22: Called my bank (@CharlesSchwab) to check on their international ATM fees for my trip: they charge no …

2010-11-19: iTunes just played CeeLo’s Fuck You & then the Beatles’ I Should Have Known Better. …

2010-11-18: RT @clairecmc: Now this is good news!Our Stan the Man to get Presidential Medal of Freedom. Congrats …

2010-11-18: Stan the Man! #standforstan RT @dgoold: Musial will receive presidential medal of freedom. White …

2010-11-17: Follow @Drobo + @TUAW TODAY & RETWEET to win your NEW Drobo! Enter here to win: …

2010-11-16: Just to clarify: the Beatles are my favorite band. I own every album (twice- the originals & …

2010-11-16: Super excited for Apple’s Beatles announcement today….so that I never ever have to hear …

2010-11-16: Got 100 pages left in a library book that’s due tomorrow (that I forgot I had until I got the …

2010-11-16: RT @extrabaggs: Buster Posey is the NL Rookie of the Year, the BBWAA just announced.

2010-11-14: You should follow @Zippicurean and her food blog. Maybe she’ll cook for you too! …

2010-11-13: I keep thinking I’m watching #kentucky, but they keep hitting 3s. I’m pretty confused.

2010-11-11: Congrats to Yadi and Albert on their Gold Gloves! Guess a Brendan Ryan win was too much to ask for. …

2010-11-09: 4.7 mil. for Ep. 2. What was that about a dropoff? RT @The_AV_Club Walking Dead will shuffle on for …

2010-11-08: Why do some iOS apps (e.g. @WWF_fans, @Skype) have the ‘send’ button in the bottom …

2010-11-08: Wow- I want to see everything currently playing at the Miracle 5: j.mp/cygcbB Anyone interested in …

2010-11-07: Awesome. We’re singing ‘Come, Thou Fount of Every Blessing’ this morning. …

2010-11-03: After nonstop election coverage, I’ve come to a very important conclusion: if I could vote …

2010-11-02: Doing election research and watching (potentially) the last game of baseball in 2010. Can’t …

2010-11-02: Is it bad that when I cant @instapaper something,it reduces my resolve to read it? Is it worse when …

2010-11-02: Congrats to the #giants! #worldseries was waaaaaay too short, but happy for #fsu’s Buster …

2010-11-02: Looks like it’s time to take my annual two week break from sports. Hurry up college basketball …

2010-11-02: Tallahassee district 1203 empty now, but filling up quickly. #votereport #ivoted

2010-11-01: I had an awesome all-day horror movie marathon lineup picked out. Then I saw that there was an Angry …

2010-11-01: I’m a sucker for high-concept dramas, but… I couldn’t ask for a better start to …

2010-11-01: So my friends in London just emailed me to let me know what we’re doing for New Year’s …

2010-11-01: Basically it’s a club in London that’s doing a special NYE theme of playing power …

2010-10-31: I’m leaving Brewfest and I got a picture of Carrie and Justin Bieber! Best night ever! …

2010-10-29: One of my favorite movies from last year RT @The_AV_Club: HBO picks up White House comedy from In …

2010-10-29: It’s funny b/c it’s true! Can really only use Things on one platform now RT @notnek: RT …

2010-10-29: Seeing a ‘Spooktacular Organ Concert’ at St. John’s with @bengaskins and …

2010-10-28: Has there ever been a deadline trade w/ as big an impact as Cliff Lee to the #Rangers? Where would …

2010-10-28: Well, this game changed awfully quickly. #rangers #giants #worldseries

2010-10-28: It’s a travesty…a TRAVESTY! that the World Series lasts past 11:00 on a weeknight! …

2010-10-27: I have no costume and have lots of Halloweeny places to be on Sat. (Brewfest/parties). I’m …

2010-10-25: What is this wet stuff falling from the sky?? #cantberain

2010-10-25: RT @JoeStrauss: Duncan to Return as Pitching Coach Through 2012 t.co/SYDEVnF

2010-10-24: Man, I’ve really been slacking off in my movie watching lately. Going to try & watch …

2010-10-24: What I’ve seen lately (Social Network & Let Me In) was excellent. Latter is a nice …

2010-10-23: Greek Food Festival! twitpic.com/304dms

2010-10-23: I am sitting in a movie theater waiting for Back to the Future to start. My life is all downhill …

2010-10-22: RT @film_girl: If you’ve got a MacBook Pro or circa 2009 iMac and you’re looking for some great …

2010-10-22: The Ballad of Jordon and Comcast (in 6 tweets) by Jordon Wadlington. Starring Comcast and …

2010-10-22: Jordon gets Comcast. Comcast gets Jordon’s address wrong on his bill. Jordon tries to change …

2010-10-22: Flash to May 2010… Comcast raises price on Jordon. Jordon shows Comcast written proof …

2010-10-22: Sept 2010: Comcast turns off Jordon’s service b/c he’s listed at the wrong address. …

2010-10-22: Yesterday: Comcast tries to charge Jordon for two months service, not realizing he’d paid last …

2010-10-22: Today: Comcast calls Jordon to fix problem; say need to check billing & they’ll call back …

2010-10-22: I wonder if Mel Gibson is available to play Comcast. RT @barryefields: sounds like fun. Would love …

2010-10-21: BEST NEWS EVER: Back to the Future. AMC Theater. 12:30 Saturday. Be there or be square! (Already got …

2010-10-21: An Albert Pujols reference on 30 Rock?? My head just exploded with awesome. #30rock #stlcards

2010-10-18: RT @dgoold: #Cardinals manager La Russa has new one-year deal with option for 2012. #stlcards

2010-10-18: Tallahassee folks: there’s a wreck heading north on Capital Circle between Apalachee and Park. …

2010-10-18: RT @TonyLaRussa: Excited and fortunate to return to STLC. Playoffs are fun, missing them is not. Try …

2010-10-18: Today’s moral quandary: my landlord sent my renewal lease w/ a lower monthly rate than …

2010-10-18: FYI (Re: last tweet): it’s only $25 less per month. It’s not like it was a typo and he …

2010-10-17: It started out slow, but if it wasn’t for Mad Men, Fringe would be the best drama on TV. …

2010-10-15: I just got solicited by a parent to buy the most awesome/creepiest item from their kid.

2010-10-14: Nothing like reading about managing your investment portfolio for maximum tax efficiency to bring …

2010-10-14: So, I’m trying out running before work instead of after. I immediately regret this decision. …

2010-10-12: Very nice recognition for Bobby Cox. Classy reception on all sides. #braves #giants #mlbpostseason

2010-10-09: Yeah, wonder how this at bat ends. #busterposeyisabeast #giants #braves #mlbpostseason

2010-10-09: Just won $20 from @guitarcenter! The six-month old strings on my guitar thank you!

2010-10-08: Thanks, everyone, for the birthday wishes! #fb

2010-10-06: Dublin/Edinburgh/London for New Year’s, Vegas in February and San Francisco in April. Who …

2010-10-06: Well, I’m officially the last person to get the #newtwitter.

2010-10-04: I just paid off my student loan. It’s really weird not having a huge debt hanging over my …

2010-10-03: Buster Posey, everyone. #prettygood #giants #padres

2010-09-30: RT @Dropbox: hey students, we ♥ u. Get 2X referral credit with a .edu email db.tt/edu plus retweet …

2010-09-28: Discussed a new lease with my landlord & he agreed to me leaving any time while paying the same. …

2010-09-28: It’s about time that @Zippicurean got on Twitter, even if it was just to promote her new food …

2010-09-24: I’m hoping that @joshgabe drank a gallon of milk in ten minutes on his birthday. (I have no …

2010-09-24: Haha,@alexamonster, awesome! We really need to make a hashtag for random Lyon Co. memories. Someone …

2010-09-24: Dirty Rotten Scoundrels at the Tallahassee Little Theatre then back to my place for the DVR’d …

2010-09-22: Heading to Marianna this morning to do a disaster housing presentation!

2010-09-20: Won’t be far behind you! Thanks, @boxee and @espn3! RT @notnek: just cancelled my cable. :-)

2010-09-18: I wish I could do this every morning. twitpic.com/2pm72h

2010-09-17: Heading to Navarre to be in a wedding I found out about 10 days ago. Shotgun wedding? Guess …

2010-09-16: Excellent article by @The_AV_Club about our movie/music preferences defining us (or rather lack …

2010-09-16: Love it when @NPR Fresh Air discusses how technology can progress public policy. Even if I …

2010-09-15: Really liking the look & apparent functionality of the #newtwitter, can’t wait to actually …

2010-09-15: Walked out the door this morning to a crisp 70 degrees & thought about putting on a jacket. Good …

2010-09-12: Tallahassee Rollergirls!

2010-09-11: I’m at Universal’s Islands Of Adventure (6000 Universal Blvd, Orlando) w/ 16 others. …

2010-09-11: I’m at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizadry. 4sq.com/c0V2fB

2010-09-11: I’ve been called a muggle about fifteen times already. I keep wanting to ask them how they …

2010-09-11: I’m at Three Broomsticks (6000 Universal Blvd, Orlando). 4sq.com/c83nG6

2010-09-11: Not doing much. Sitting around having a butterbeer. (@ Hogsmeade Village) 4sq.com/acWGur

2010-09-10: Heading to Orlando after work to see Mr. Carroll and old @ckwadlington. I love how they’ll fly …

2010-09-08: Looks like I’m fully entrenched in Apple’s social networking. Add me! Ping: Jordon …

2010-09-08: Odd that Ping doesn’t notify when you get followed. Just saw that @treycopeland follows me. …

2010-09-06: Going to see The Girl Who Played with Fire at the Miracle 5 at 1:00. Who’s coming with?

2010-09-04: I’m gonna try and watch seven movies this weekend. Saw The American on Thursday (excellent) …

2010-09-03: After last weekend’s debauchery, I’m thinking this weekend is going to be a book/movie …

2010-09-03: So, @jordon just came open. I’m thinking about changing over to it. What do people think?

2010-09-02: Finally, I have my ideal iPad dock now that Twitter for iPad has been released. twitpic.com/2khw3o

2010-09-02: Has @pandora_radio been crashing all morning for anyone else? Maybe it doesn’t like my new …

2010-09-01: I am officially successful at life: Yellow Ledbetter is playing on Pandora.

2010-09-01: Finished The Girl Who Played with Fire last night. I’m hoping @lkw717 will go see the movie …

2010-08-29: Thank you, Orlando airport, for having free WiFi.

2010-08-28: We just definitely peer pressured the Dominos delivery guy into taking a shot of bourbon.

2010-08-27: Just landed in Nashville and it’s 72 degrees outside. #whydoiliveinFlorida

2010-08-27: Had breakfast with Hannah and Nate and now I’m walking around Western Kentucky’s campus …

2010-08-27: Lunch in Bowling Green at Puertos with @notnek, then to Nashville to pick @awadlington up at the …

2010-08-24: Putting together my first disaster housing training & people as far away as Alabama Emergency …

2010-08-22: Tallahassee folks: I’m playing a quick set at Paradise in twenty minutes. Stop by there first …

2010-08-22: Someone (Lyon Co. people can probably guess who- she’s in the video) asked me to take down my …

2010-08-22: See it while you can: j.mp/aIzsXu. It’s going down off of YouTube, but its legend (and love) …

2010-08-22: For those who have asked, you can download it here: files.me.com/jwadlingt… Password is …

2010-08-22: Jaime Garcia faces one over the minimum for about the best game I’ve seen the #stlcards play …

2010-08-20: Cubs GM Jim Hendry: “The situation we’re in, we’re somewhere between miserable and sad every day.” …

2010-08-20: For the record: I am aware that ‘quote’ is a verb and that last hashtag should have been …

2010-08-19: Thanks to @MLBSTLCardinals for my preeeeeeeettttty nice #cardsq haul. Now all of Tallahassee can …

2010-08-18: New Matt Costa album on Sept. 21! Even better news: heard two tracks from it and they’re 60s …

2010-08-16: Making a gin and tonic in preparation for Mad Men. #whatwouldseasons1through3DonDraperdo

2010-08-16: Making a second gin and tonic in preparation for the second half Mad Men. …

2010-08-16: I can’t wait for the inevitable Master’s class over Mad Men’s reflection of the …

2010-08-11: Shoulda been playing the lottery tonight: first, won @MLBSTLCardinals #cardsq and then won trivia at …

2010-08-10: Tell me about it. I’m heading to Bird’s in twenty minutes. RT @laurenhallie Longgg day, …

2010-08-10: RT @MLBSTLCardinals: Congrats to @JKim16, @JennaRuholl22, @flash0dad, @jwadlington & …

2010-08-05: Good news, everyone: I don’t have tuberculosis.

2010-08-05: Listening to Mike Whitehead tell baby stories about @lkw717 and @jww1288.

2010-08-04: Just did the rugby workout with @emilytmeyer. Who wants to place bets on which of my legs, arms or …

2010-08-04: Congrats, @joshgabe! You’re the big winner of tonight’s contest with the correct answer …

2010-08-04: Dear #stlcards, due to your piss-poor play & contribution to my increased blood pressure, I will …

2010-08-03: Got my @hulu plus invite today. Trying to figure out if it’s worth the $9.99/month during the …

2010-08-03: Holy crap! @cheaptalk is the newest professor at Trinity College in Dublin, Ireland. Already …

2010-08-02: Wish that I could go with Mr. Carroll, Go, and old @ckwadlington, to Westbrookpalooza at Busch …

2010-07-31: For the second year in a row, @bengaskins and Sarah Gaskins are spending their anniversary with me. …

2010-07-31: Between @twitter and @mlbnetwork, MLB trade deadline day seems like a national holiday.

2010-07-30: We’ve finally reached that time of year in Florida officially designated as “hot as …

2010-07-29: Man, the Cardinals are terrible. #stlcards

2010-07-29: The Cardinals are still terrible (take my word for it; don’t turn on ESPN to find out …

2010-07-29: All right, let’s prove me wrong and win it this inning so that I can move on to finishing …

2010-07-28: You know what I love? When I plan a trip to a specific city and have to pull out a map to see …

2010-07-26: Mad Men tonight. (That is all)

2010-07-26: Follow @Drobo + @TUAW TODAY & RETWEET to win your NEW Drobo!

2010-07-21: In a nice throwback to the days of yore, we won trivia at Bird’s tonight!

2010-07-18: Just finished tonight’s random double feature: Gross Pointe Blank & Drag Me to Hell. …

2010-07-18: Great lazy weekend: read @ramit’s book, watched the Cards sweep the Dodgers and saw three …

2010-07-18: Tonight is either the German film “The Lives of Others” or “Adaptation”. One …

2010-07-17: It’s one of those rare July nights in Florida where you can comfortably sit on the deck with a …

2010-07-17: We’ve now officially discussed Inception for more time than it took to watch it.

2010-07-16: Leaving work early to go see Inception!

2010-07-15: Just got the news at work that the Deepwater Horizon has been capped. Take it with a grain if salt, …

2010-07-14: Way to go National League! #asg

2010-07-13: The Yanks are my 3rd least favorite team, but that doesn’t make me any less sad about George …

2010-07-12: Major life milestone: just hit the blue level (620 miles)on Nike+! Too bad it’s over the …

2010-07-11: Just finished our Evil Dead 2/Evil Dead 3: Army of Darkness marathon with themed food. #braaaaaaains …

2010-07-10: Taken a while to get there, but @mlbtv (& their iOS apps), @HippoRemote & @boxee (on my TV) …

2010-07-09: Thinking about reading the Millennium Trilogy after I finish Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter. Would …

2010-07-05: BBQ down by Barkley Lake. It’s been way too long since I’ve been down to the lake. …

2010-07-05: Sitting at the Cadiz, KY Cracker Barrel waiting to have breakfast with Nicole before heading to …

2010-07-05: Whooo… made it home just in time for the greatest double feature ever: Toy Story 2 and Evil …

2010-07-03: Heading to KY for the weekend. I haven’t been back since Christmas.

2010-07-03: I’m not going to lie: a 9-hour workday and a 10-hour drive to Kentucky have worn me out.

2010-07-03: Heading to St. Louis with @awadlington, old @ckwadlington, @Lwad11, Mr. Carroll and Clayton to see …

2010-07-03: At Busch, ready for the game! #stlcards yfrog.com/5knxhtj

2010-07-01: Now that the Tallahassee Democrat is no longer free online, can some suggest a good Florida and/or …

2010-07-01: I really don’t mind to wait, but I hate being told ‘no more than ten minutes’ and …

2010-06-29: Treme is one of those shows that will never get the attention it deserves. It’s really the …

2010-06-29: No big plot twists, no big character changes…it feels like real life; it mirrors how things …

2010-06-29: People will wonder if it deserves the screen time if it has no ‘story’ to tell. There is …

2010-06-29: The problem with Treme is that some ‘stories’ just plain don’t work. When that …

2010-06-28: I owe her quite a bit. RT @barryefields: Western Kentucky’s speech & debate director, Judy …

2010-06-28: Finally getting around to watching the season finale of Treme. #downinthetremejustmeandmybaby

2010-06-27: Someone suggested that instead of going out we watch High Fidelity. That person is/was a genius. It …

2010-06-25: Just Facetime video chat with my dad on my aunt’s iPhone 4. Incredible. Can’t wait to be …

2010-06-24: New iPhone=in possession. I know everyone is excited.

2010-06-24: For those Words with Friends addicts (you know who you are), the no-ads version is $.99 today only. …

2010-06-16: RT @MLBSTLCardinals: We’re giving away a surprise prize today to help us #CatchtheA’s! …

2010-06-15: After seeing @laurenhallie and @notnek’s problems preordering the new iPhone, I think …

2010-06-14: For all you news junkies, there really is no better RSS app for iPhone/iPad than Reeder …

2010-06-12: Back in Tally and getting unpacked. I wish I liked soccer. This #fifaworldcup thing is crazy!

2010-06-10: First Lil Buddy Aaron Miles, now Sup. What is this?2006?? RT @REIDLAYMANCE In non-Mizzou news, Cards …

2010-06-10: In non-baseball news, I’ve been on the beach for six days and have only read four books. What …

2010-06-10: Awkward vacation moment #3: Mom: by the time you pull out, I’ll be ready Me: that’s what …

2010-06-08: Margaritaville with @awadlington and @lwad11. twitpic.com/1uwnu5

2010-06-07: Breaking news update on number of iPads in the condo: we’re now up to four. #ridiculous

2010-06-06: I’m staying in a condo with 11 people this week. Between us, there are eight iPhones and three …

2010-06-06: My dad (Mr. Carroll) handing biscuits to @awadlington and @Lwad11. twitpic.com/1um01q

2010-06-05: Just heard that John Wooden passed away. As much as there’s a UK/UCLA college basketball …

2010-06-04: Going to Myrtle Beach next week. Here’s a preview of my itinerary: twitpic.com/1too0c

2010-06-03: Big night in baseball: Griffey retires & Galarraga loses perfect game on potential last out. …

2010-06-02: Welcome my future sister-in-law, @lwad11, to Twitter by giving her a follow! It’s the best way …

2010-06-01: Good food, great people, excellent weekend. Only downer was the rainout of this afternoon’s …

2010-05-30: Wow… just watched Roy Halladay pitch a perfect game. Incredible. #MLB #phillies

2010-05-28: Long weekend filled with Cards/Cubs series, cookouts and general tomfoolery. Thanks to all the vets …

2010-05-25: Hard to believe that both 24 and Lost ended within a day of each other. Two of my favorite shows of …

2010-05-25: I don’t know what I did to deserve it, but Pandora is absolutely convinced that Counting Crows …

2010-05-24: Can’t wait for the Lost spinoff: Hurley and Ben’s Excellent Adventures

2010-05-24: RT @FakeMikeShannon: On Monday, Uecker & I are filming our new TV series called …

2010-05-23: Feeling slimy after unsuccessfully spending 2 hrs trying to find Mary statuettes to put dime bags of …

2010-05-17: Man, it’s a beautiful day…for jury duty. Honestly though, I’d probably like it if …

2010-05-17: Not to elicit a chorus of ‘Awwwws’ here, but I really do enjoy talking to my …

2010-05-17: the OBP problems of the Cardinals, why John Calipari will stay at Kentucky and not go to the …

2010-05-17: ..how I’m funding my Roth IRA in 2010, why she won’t let me buy her an iPad & which …

2010-05-13: Doing my part to help tourism by going to St. George Island with @awadlington and Liz!

2010-05-12: After working two weeks straight, I’ve got the next two days off! Started this day off by …

2010-05-09: The absolute best way (as of right now) you can assist Florida with the oil spill is by going to the …

2010-05-09: Oil is still well off Florida’s shores and will be for the forseeable future. Our biggest …

2010-05-07: Put the mimosa down…bitch. #30rock

2010-05-07: Looooong day at work…and I’ve got to to back tomorrow. Stupid oil spill.

2010-05-05: #Lost spoiler alert: I may or may not be shedding some manly tears.

2010-05-03: Eclectic weekend: poker on Friday night, Derby party last night and flute concert tonight. I need …

2010-05-03: I can totally see myself in the EOC during Gov. Crist’s press conference over the oil spill …

2010-05-01: Smoking a pork shoulder for Derby Day! #kyderby twitpic.com/1k0del

2010-04-28: Waino hits the big time! RT @TheOnion: Adam Wainwright Annoying Entire Ballpark By Announcing Pitch …

2010-04-25: Am I horrible person for getting all the way to church, sitting down, opening the bulletin to see …

2010-04-21: …and Ryan Ludwick makes baseball history by becoming the only person to ever fall for the …

2010-04-21: RT @TheOnion: Albert Pujols Sliding Into Everything After Learning To Slide onion.com/bYJD56

2010-04-21: Just heard a promo for Beauty & the Beast that said, ‘Come see the musical that proves …

2010-04-20: Been in an ICS training for the past two days and one of the instructors looks and talks like Lloyd …

2010-04-18: Remember that time I watched the start of the Cards game, went to a party for 6 hours and made it …

2010-04-17: Spending my Friday night editing my thesis so I don’t have to spend my Saturday and Sunday …

2010-04-17: I’m about 95% sure that a second bourbon would increase the quality of my thesis anywhere from …

2010-04-17: I was wrong. The 2nd bourbon (legitimately) increased the quality of my thesis by 60%. If only the …

2010-04-15: Anyone else (who’s on a Mac) get a Time Machine update that’s forcing them to do a …

2010-04-15: Grilling some pork chops and asparagus for dinner! twitpic.com/1fv149

2010-04-13: Just finished the premiere of Treme. Typical DavidSimon goodness. If you’re interested in NOLA …

2010-04-11: The first thing my dad did when he got here was make fun of my iPad. After using it all weekend, he …

2010-04-11: Balsamic vinegar 1, Jordon 0 twitpic.com/1excb4

2010-04-11: Good to see Phill win it. #masters

2010-04-10: RT @atebits: Twitter is now the proud owner of Tweetie! More details on the Twitter blog …

2010-04-09: Taking off work today to go to the beach with my parents, @ckwadlington and Mr. Carroll. …

2010-04-09: St George Island with Mr. Carroll and old Chonita! (don’t tell them I called them that) …

2010-04-08: Just traded a pint of my blood for a t-shirt. Can’t figure out who got the better end of the …

2010-04-06: Seeing Third Eye Blind with @lkw717! Isn’t she the best for going with me?

2010-04-05: Kiss your dog and pet your kids because baseball is back! Happy Opening Day, everyone! #stlcards …

2010-04-05: That’s right! Opening Day home run by Albert! Go Cards!!! #stlcards #openingday

2010-04-05: Que tal! Alberto hits his second of the day! #stlcards #openingday

2010-04-05: Did I just see a Yadi Grand Slam?!?! Greatest. Opening. Day. EVER. #stlcards #openingday

2010-04-04: I’ve come to an important conclusion: whenever I think a line at the grocery will be the …

2010-04-03: I may or may not be at the Fun Station with six 26+ year-old guys.

2010-04-02: My 9 year-old cousin just called to say his teachers told him he’s a better speaker than I …

2010-04-01: 106.1 just did a 3 Dog Night twin spin & I just got ridiculously excited. Even better is that it …

2010-04-01: …then they follow it up with Crocodile Rock by Elton John. At this point, my 2012 …

2010-04-01: RT @ConanOBrien: Man, I am so tired. APRIL FOOL’S! I’m NOT tired. (I’m kind of …

2010-03-31: 98.9 and 99.9 are both playing the same song. Unfortunately, it sucks on both stations.

2010-03-28: I said it two weeks ago and I’ll say it again: what did Kentucky do to deserve to be put in …

2010-03-28: Fantasy Baseball draft tonight. I was late for it last year b/c I was ona date. Wonder how often …

2010-03-27: Just to confirm my nerdiness: class all day, then home to watch college basketball & plan for my …

2010-03-25: RT @paddydonnelly: The #LOST series so far has been a teaser for the ‘Ab Aeterno’ …

2010-03-25: Swell Season(Glen Hansard/Marketa Irglova- the people from the movie Once)are in Tampa on 5/25. …

2010-03-23: Good to see @tyrussellrogers on Twitter. The more Eddyville/WKU folks on here, the better off we all …

2010-03-21: Great morning out. Taking a walk on the beach before I head up to Orlando for the Cards/Braves game. …

2010-03-21: As usual– more #stlcards fans than #braves fans at the Braves stadium!

2010-03-20: So my little brother just called to say he just proposed to his girlfriend. He’s getting …

2010-03-20: I hope my last tweet didn’t make it sound like I don’t like my future sister-in-law. …

2010-03-20: The ‘getting a second beer’ comment was more a reflection of how my bro & I are in …

2010-03-20: Uhhh… does anyone know where I am?? twitpic.com/19slnp

2010-03-20: Wow. Hope #Kentucky realizes this could happen to them, too. They need to be ready.

2010-03-19: Heading to see the Cardinals play some spring training games with @emilytmeyer! Everyone should be …

2010-03-19: Seeing Stephen Strasburg pitch tonight! Here’s one of him batting. twitpic.com/19mnk2

2010-03-18: HUGE close up of @BrittRMere on national TV during the Murray State game! She looked pretty nervous, …

2010-03-17: Heading to Paradise to see Greg Ice, Tony ODonnell & the rest of Sweatervest! You should be too. …

2010-03-15: I just gave a knowing laugh to an ESPN Fantasy Baseball commercial. I’m pretty sure I’m …

2010-03-14: It must be Baptist day at Trinity Methodist church: we’re singing Tis So Sweet to Trust in …

2010-03-14: I’m pretty sure my neighbors think that someone is being murdered down here. #kentucky …

2010-03-14: I know I say this every game, but: John Wall is ridiculous. That is all. #kentucky #wildcats

2010-03-14: Mississippi State deserves to be in the tournament. There, I said it.

2010-03-14: Wow…what did Kentucky do to deserve this?? Texas/Wake in second round?? Same bracket as WVU? …

2010-03-13: Watching The Thick of It with @lkw717 and the Gaskins. Good stuff.

2010-03-13: John Wall is ridiculous. That is all. #kentucky

2010-03-13: Part of me wants to see Chism and Orton fight. Does that make me a bad person? #kentucky

2010-03-13: Ahhh…it wouldn’t be a Kentucky/Tennessee game without four technical fouls, a flagrant …

2010-03-13: Harkening back to my undergrad days, I wrote a 17-page paper today in under 7 hours. Fortunately, …

2010-03-12: Come on Kentucky! No offense to @laurenhallie, but this is just Bama! What do you think next week is …

2010-03-11: Awesome! Tallahassee just announced its campaign for @google GigabitBroadband! I say center it …

2010-03-11: This isn’t an opportunity to watch YouTube videos faster, this is about cheaply modernizing …

2010-03-11: I hope the organizers realize the opportunity & put serious effort into the campaign. It could …

2010-03-09: Come on Western Kentucky! This is getting ridiculous! Pretend like Troy is in the SEC! #WKU

2010-03-09: Apparently that last tweet worked. Western Kentucky comes back from being down by 16 points to tie …

2010-03-09: I just bought the Mac Heist bundle. 7 fantastic Mac apps worth $260+ for just $20 and got 3 great …

2010-03-08: Oscar Predictions: Best film/Orig. SP/Director: Hurt Locker/K. Bigelow; Adapt. SP: Up in the Air; …

2010-03-08: S Actor: C. Waltz; S Actress: Mo’Nique. I disagree with some of those choices, but the only …

2010-03-08: Seven for eight on my predictions. Missed adapted screenplay.

2010-03-07: Uhhh.. why has it taken me so long to see In the Loop? Hilarious. I wish it had a shot to win the …

2010-03-07: “I cannot stand to see a woman bleeding from the mouth; it reminds me of Country-Western …

2010-03-07: An orchestra and the chancel choir is doing Bach’s Passion According to St. John at church …

2010-03-04: Anyone up for seeing The Blind Side on Saturday? It’s the only best picture nominee I …

2010-03-04: Just found out the first #stlcards Spring Training game is going to be on @mlbnetwork today at 1:10. …

2010-03-04: No one wants to go see Third Eye Blind or The Blind Side? People in my Tallahasse list: Beware! …

2010-03-04: I’ll go see Blind Side alone, but if you’re between 22-30 (i.e. you), surely you have a …

2010-03-04: We have a winner! Who bets I can talk her into both?? RT @lkw717 Your pathetic-ness is making me …

2010-03-04: Uhhh…let’s get this out of our system now, #stlcards.

2010-03-02: My alarm woke me up to You Make My Dreams Come True by Hall & Oates. I’m pretty sure if …

2010-03-02: All right! The @mlbtv @MLB At Bat iPhone app is finally out! The season can finally start! …

2010-02-28: Tallahassee people: Third Eye Blind April 5 at Floyd’s. Who’s up for reliving high …

2010-02-28: Ok, so I have to admit that I’ve been watching hockey in addition to the German women’s …

2010-02-27: Incredible deal if true. Great job by Mo. RT @SI_JonHeyman felipe lopez believed to be getting $1.75 …

2010-02-26: Just got back from seeing Shutter Island with @bengaskins. Not the best Scorsese movie, but well …

2010-02-25: Just got a beachfront condo for my Spring Training excursion… now who wants to come with?

2010-02-22: I’m slow-cooking a pork tenderloin for dinner, but I really want it for lunch. No problems …

2010-02-21: Haha– man, I love that that’s what @UKCoachCalipari led with after the game. Exactly …

2010-02-21: We are singing the worst hymn I have ever heard in my 26 years of going to church.

2010-02-21: Anyone know where I can get a German women’s curling shirt?

2010-02-20: At the FSU baseball game. Good hold over until Spring Training. twitpic.com/14dcsw

2010-02-20: Uhh… Illinois isn’t coming back. Switch to UK/Vandy, ESPN.

2010-02-19: I bought some good bourbon in preparation for Community/P&R/Office/30Rock and… BAM! …

2010-02-19: Man, I love UN jokes. RT @TheOnion [video] Ambassador Stages Coup At UN, Issues Long List of …

2010-02-19: Valid reason #stlcards RT @jcrasnick Ron Santo said he didn’t goto Cubs-fest cause he was wary …

2010-02-19: I’m going to Spring Training March 19-21. (Cards v. Nationals, Mets, and Braves) Anyone want …

2010-02-18: RT @iLounge Apple/ATT increase over the air downloads on iPhone to 20 MB. This was actually a …

2010-02-17: Happy Pitchers and Catchers Reporting Day! Thank God baseball is back! #stlcards #fb

2010-02-17: Is it sad that Pitchers and Catchers Reporting Day is my third favorite holiday?? Of course not! …

2010-02-16: One of my coworkers commented about the ‘snow’ on the ground. Moment of Zen for my more …

2010-02-15: Did 104.1 really just follow up Purple Haze with Little Miss Can’t Be Wrong? I feel like I …

2010-02-13: Uhhh .. I’m out and watching WVU & Pitt vwhy aren’t you?

2010-02-12: I usually don’t let myself have bad days at work, but man…. has it been a bad day at …

2010-02-12: Every year, AMC does a marathon of all Best Picture noms. With 10 this year, it’s done over …

2010-02-12: The dates are Feb 27 and Mar 6. Anyone up for the second weekend? I’ve got class the first. No …

2010-02-10: Wow- the Facebook update actually makes it usable. Who’d have thought it possible? Now to …

2010-02-10: If you think there’s a chance I may like a Facebook application…you’re wrong. …

2010-02-10: I have invitations to three parties on Saturday night. I think I’m being confused for someone …

2010-02-10: Mac from It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia is on Lost and I can’t stop laughing.

2010-02-10: For those looking for an iPhone productivity suite, I highly recommend @quickoffice. Just updated to …

2010-02-10: I’ve been using @quickoffice for almost a year and it’s as good as can be expected …

2010-02-10: The theme from Shaft is playing on the radio on my way home for lunch. That makes me a bad …

2010-02-09: Is Google Reader authentication down for anyone else? My RSS news feeds won’t sync on my phone …

2010-02-08: Fields of Gold by Sting was on the radio when I got into the car and I haven’t changed it, …

2010-02-06: Trying all the different types of Rogue beer at Monk’s. Dead Guy has been the best so far.

2010-02-06: Current dilemma: Need something off Amazon for $20. Over $25 is free shipping. Under $25, shipping …

2010-02-02: I slow-cooked a potroast all day long and now I’m about to eat it. Be jealous. …

2010-02-02: I agree (for the most part) with Best Picture noms. I would have slotted (500) Days in there instead …

2010-02-01: Watching my all-time favorite baseball game (Game 7 of the 2006 NLCS) on @mlbnetwork. I still get …

2010-02-01: Took me a week to figure out the iPad, but this article did it for me. A must read if you’re …

2010-01-31: As tempting as a weekend class may sound (meets one weekend per month), don’t do it. It sucks

2010-01-28: I’ve always wanted a fairly cheap, ultra-portable computer for web browsing and reading the …

2010-01-28: I feel like that the iPad is directed towards me, but there’s still something that seems a …

2010-01-25: This game is crazy. #saints #vikings

2010-01-25: All right! BB&T just came out with an iPhone app! itunes.apple.com/us/app/bb…

2010-01-24: Now this guy is telling Irish jokes. And they’re hilarious. twitpic.com/zhgr6

2010-01-24: How do I know this Scottish rock band that’s playing is awesome? Two ways: they’re …

2010-01-24: I’m learning more about Human Resource Management from dealing with my group members, than the …

2010-01-23: Ridiculous loss by the Tops today. They gave it away in the second half to a far inferior team. #wku …

2010-01-23: Good day thus far: got four hours of schoolwork finished, ran four miles, and #kentucky is winning …

2010-01-23: Going to see a celtic band tonight with my music doctorate friends. Starts at 9. Anyone else want to …

2010-01-23: I joked to them that I hoped this band was as good as Celtic Woman. They didn’t think it was …

2010-01-22: Thank God for 30 Rock washing away the shame of the Office clip show.

2010-01-22: Any show with a truffle shuffle reference is preeeettty good in my book. #30rock

2010-01-21: I was just told to go home since I’ve gone into work everyday for the past two weeks. …

2010-01-21: …and just received a call saying be ready to come back in if necessary because local damage …

2010-01-20: At trivia with @lkw717 (among others). Quickly. We need a team name.

2010-01-20: Don’t even try Wisconcentration Camp. Already suggested it and got shot down.

2010-01-19: Thanks to @cheaptalk & rest of K. State, Kentucky will be #1 in the next rankings! Who would …

2010-01-19: Yes! Just got my W2! Looks like I get to spend the evening filing my taxes (after going to trivia …

2010-01-19: Taxes=filed. I highly recommend Turbo Tax online. It took less than an hour. Now just waiting for my …

2010-01-18: All right! Made it back from work in time to see the season premiere of 24!

2010-01-18: Two things you need to see: 1) Tornado v. Train: bit.ly/lpIhM and Mini-Marshall Plan needed for …

2010-01-18: I could not have posted two more different things in one tweet. The first gets good after the first …

2010-01-17: Going into work today to help with DEM’s recovery efforts for Haiti. It’s gonna be a …

2010-01-14: Watching @mlbnetwork’s recap of the 1967 baseball season, which is essentially a Cardinals …

2010-01-13: One of the more exciting (and yet to be mentioned) aspects of this Conan O’Brien fiasco is how …

2010-01-12: This is a hell of an interview. I remember pretending to be Mark McGwire as a kid out in the back …

2010-01-12: The one thing you can hope for is for your childhood hero’s legacy to outlive you. I …

2010-01-12: I think Mark McGwire is sorry, but that interview didn’t do a lot for him. Why wouldn’t …

2010-01-12: NPR is now randomly playing the Mad Men theme. I really should have paid more attention to that last …

2010-01-12: RT @richarddeitsch: Late night just blew up: Conan O’Brien Says He Won’t Do Tonight Show Following …

2010-01-12: What a Bush League move on NBC’s part. (Re: moving Conan to 12:05) It’s good to see …

2010-01-11: RT @MLBSTLCardinals: McGwire has just issued a statement regarding steroid use. Go to …

2010-01-11: Not surprising news, of course. But that doesn’t make it any less sad. He is the reason why I …

2010-01-11: RT @MLB: RT @VictorRojas29 Bob Costas of @MLBNetwork will sit down with Mark McGwire tonight at 7 ET …

2010-01-11: In other non-baseball-related news, I saw A Serious Man. I’d put it at #5 on my list of fav. …

2010-01-10: Kentucky makes coaching history - Latest News - Kentucky.com bit.ly/7CCACz // All three of …

2010-01-09: I have class on Friday nights. I can’t figure out if I’m the idiot for taking it or FSU …

2010-01-08: Just saw the greatest billboard ever: “God covers where 3G can’t!” I wonder if …

2010-01-07: My top ten films of 2009: 10. District 9, 9. Zombieland, 8. Coraline, 7. An Education, 6. Up in the …

2010-01-07: Up, 2. The Hurt Locker, 1. Inglourious Basterds. Note that this list are my favorite movies, not …

2010-01-07: Apologies to: Adventureland, Precious, Brother’s Bloom, Star Trek, The Hangover Yet to see: A …

2010-01-07: Wow– Comcast just upgraded me (for free, without prompting) to 20 Mbps d/l and 8 u/l and now …

2010-01-05: Awesome! The Western Kentucky game is on TV in Tallahassee! #gotops #WKU

2010-01-05: Despite their best efforts to the contrary, WKU pulls it out over Mississippi St. They probably just …

2010-01-05: Cards resign Matt Holliday. RT @dgoold: the deal is seven years, $119 million, though it has …

2010-01-05: Can a mid-market team succeed with $45+ million/year invested in two players? We’re about to …

2010-01-04: Being sick this weekend meant I could catch up on most of the movies I’ve been meaning to see. …

2010-01-04: I’m looking for a good RSS feed for Tallahassee and Florida news. Can be more than one feed. …

2010-01-02: Watching ‘Andy Richter Controls the Universe’ with @bengaskins and Sarah Gaskins. I …

2010-01-02: And now Andy is fighting a kangaroo. And now the kangaroo is talking to him. Also, I’ve been …

2010-01-02: I’m attempting to play ‘Postcards from Far Away’ on the piano with a significant …

2010-01-02: New movie plan for tonight. Up in the Air this afternoon and Fantastic Mr. Fox tonight. Anyone up …

2010-01-02: RT @BrittRMere: I went to a fight and the UK/ Louisville game broke out.

2010-01-01: 70 degrees and (mostly) sunny on Dec. 31. This morning it’s 48 and pouring rain. I hope …

2010-01-01: It would probably help solve many of the problems. RT @heather_norman: I wish the world had this …

2010-01-01: I’m looking for a new budgeting app that syncs with an iPhone app. Preferably Dropbox …

2009-12-31: OK…I’m finished with depressing books/movies for the foreseeable future. Back to …

2009-12-31: I’m pretty sure I’m the only person left in the entire building. …

2009-12-30: RT @Buster_ESPN: Sources: Cardinals increasingly optimistic about their chances for re-signing …

2009-12-30: Finished reading The Road last night. Predictably horrifying, but a fairly easy read. That’s a …

2009-12-30: Heading out to see The Road at the Miracle 5. It starts at 6:45; who’s coming with??