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: Does anyone know of a Drafts action for posting to Bluesky? I know I can cross post from micro.blog, …

: Julie took the kids to stay at her sister’s tonight and I created a 32-item todo list to …

: Santa stopped by while I went to refill my drink

: We try and rewatch Tangerine every Christmas Eve. There’s something so comforting in its willingness …

: Tangerine: If Christmas is a season of hope, it’s important to remember that small acts of kindness …

: Tangerine, 2015 If Christmas is a season of hope, it’s important to remember that small acts of kindness shine a …

: Normal Brain: Die Hard is a Christmas movie Big Brain: Gremlins is a Christmas movie Galaxy Brain: …

: The Mothman Prophecies, 2002 Normal Brain: Die Hard is a Christmas movie Big Brain: Gremlins is a Christmas movie Galaxy Brain: …

: No Hard Feelings: It attempts to be a modern-day The Graduate made with modern sensibilities, but …

: No Hard Feelings, 2023 It attempts to be a modern-day The Grduate made with modern sensibilities, but ultimately betrays …

: I liked Geese's first album, but their new-ish one--3D Country-- answers the question of what would …

: This Christmas season, I hope all of you live your life as well as the purple group in Connections

: My dad playing with Lutron Caseta switch I got him for Christmas

: There’s so much that could have gone wrong with the character of Raymond Holt on Brooklyn …

: Started practicing Vale’s lines for this year’s Christmas pageant. She’s playing “Angel #2”— a …

: The Twelvesouth Butterfly came into today and my only concern— whether you could charge the watch or …

: I really like the formatting of the suggestions in the Journal app. My dream would be to format …

: I downloaded the iOS 17.2 RC today to play around with the Journal app and it’s everything I …

: My current travel tech bag set up (with Apple Magic Trackpad for scale) works so well! But …

: I use Anker’s 3-in-1 Cube. It and the HiRise 3 Deluxe are the clear nightstand/desktop …

: I’m a mostly content person…except for when it comes to wireless chargers. This new …

: “I really don’t want to, but I know it’s the right choice!” -Vale Wadlington …

: Current Things: December 2023 Currently Reading I promise I’m actually going to start Sea of Tranquility! Currently …

: Wish: I didn’t have a democracy allegory using the Disney canon on my 2023 bingo card, but …

: Wish, 2023 I didn't have a democracy allegory using the Disney canon on my 2023 bingo card, but here we are

: Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse: I just absolutely forgot how gorgeous the animation is in these …

: Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse, 2023 I just absolutely forgot how gorgeous the animation is in these movies. It makes it feel so alive! …

: The Fall of the House Of Usher: So much of the running time was dedicated to each heir’s …

: Loki, Season 2: this did a lot of things that a lot of people wanted, but it didn’t do what I …

: I’ve been like ten times, but I always forget how great the Udvar-Hazy annex of the Smithsonian Air …

: I’m the weirdo in Long Beach who’s walking and not skateboarding

: I’m so damn proud of Kentucky. If you want to understand how Democrats can win red states, Andy …

: Heading to Long Beach for a conference next week where–fair warning– I’m planning …

: Current Things: November 2023 Currently Reading I promise I’m actually going to start Sea of Tranquility! Currently …

: Archer, Season 14: I’d stopped watching after the noir season, but picked it back up since …

: Great addition in macOS 14.1: tapbacks at the top of context menus in Messages!

: Coming back from caruso’s

: Alright, alright…I’m going to go beat Tears of the Kingdom right now

: DCPS is off school Thursday and Friday for unknowable reasons, so Julie is taking the kids to see …

: The one promise I can make to all you is that if there is ever mainstream media coverage of …

: One of those days where I had to put a suit on in the morning and still be wearing it in the …

: No One Will Save You: This one’s a weird one. I very much enjoyed it overall, but the ending …

: No One Will Save You, 2023 This one's a weird one. I very much enjoyed it overall, but the ending seems to undercut its main …

: I went from below average cardiovascular health to above average today by turning 40. I’m …

: Great idea out of my home state of Kentucky to address the childcare worker shortage: free childcare …

: Party Down, Season 3: I’ve always been a bit cooler on this show than most (it plays OK …

: They probably could have given us a five minute warning on that test alert

: One of those weeks at work where more and more keeps getting piled on, but I can see actual progress …

: Current Things: October 2023 Currently Reading I promise I’m actually going to start Sea of Tranquility! Currently …

: The Atlantis is such a cool venue— multi-level, with a rooftop bar for pre-show drinks. It was …

: El Presidente was such a great experience. The interior is huge and vibe was fun. Reminded me of one …

: Heading to El Presidente to dinner and then to the Atlantis for the Maggie Rogers show because …

: I JUST GOT A TICKET FOR MAGGIE ROGERS AT THE ATLANTIS ON FRIDAY. THIS REQUIRES AN ALL CAPS POST Oh …

: Guardians of the Galaxy, vol 3: This was so much more successful than any of its contemporary Marvel …

: Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3, 2023 This was so much more successful than any of its contemporary Marvel movies because it was allowed …

: It’s a ‘want’ and not a ‘need’ (and that’s OK!), but I sprung …

: These San Diego uniforms are definitely a choice

: I’d been pretty worried about the Pro Max being too big, but the weight, size, and chassis …

: Testing the iPhone 15 Pro Max camera on the way to the market. I’m not sure how much I’ll use the 5x …

: Olivia Rodrigo’s new album is such an accomplishment. It’s fresh and modern, but clearly …

: forming emotional attachments with giant corporations is a bad idea right? AirPods Pro Gen 2 came out a year ago next week, so this is the time to assess if you need to do any …

: In a completely forgettable year for the Cardinals, it was nice to have the solace of Adam …

: Foundation, Season 2: started out slowly, but ends just as strongly as the first season. It’s …

: Just had my first ‘wow’ moment with the new AirPods Pro software: walked outside and couldn’t figure …

: Seems like there were widespread problems this morning with the iPhone launch. I got in almost …

: One of my favorite days of the year: The Capital Weather Gang’s annual declaration of the end …

: I also walk my kids to school with the Apple Watch Ultra. They left that one out

: if double tap will let me use the new widgets with the siri watch face i will buy a new watch for …

: please whomever introduced olivia rodrigo to music come teach my kids. i will pay you

: I’m not actively looking to upgrade my Apple Watch Ultra, but the current resale values are so good …

: Justified: City Primeval: Picks right up where it left off: a slick, but dirty indictment of our …

: Finally got into Bluesky. Thrilled to have 33% more social feeds to check

: What We Do in the Shadows, Season 5: it just continues to invent more batshit crazy plot lines and …

: The Afterparty, Season 2: that first episode was so bad that I almost didn’t watch more, but …

: Asteroid City: -“I still don’t understand the play.” -“It doesn’t …

: Asteroid City, 2023 - "I still don't understand the play." - "It doesn't matter. Just keep telling the story."

: My extended family were huge parrot heads and I grew up listening to a lot of Jimmy Buffett. This …

: I’m thankful for slow days where I can just think and catch up. They don’t happen often, …

: abstract apple triangle

: Current Things: September 2023 Currently Reading I promise I’m actually going to start Sea of Tranquility! Currently …

: It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Season 16: continues to shine a light on the worst of …

: Congrats to all the kids starting school this week! But extra congrats to all the parents who made …

: I have so many questions about the NYT comparing an economist conference to Cannes Are economists …

: All y’all posting about Hurricane Hillary when all the cool kids are weathering TS Franklin

: Star Trek: Strange New Worlds, Season 2: continues to be a delight and such a strong reminder that …

: The Righteous Gemstones, Season 3: this show perfectly captures the concept of the wealth gospel …

: Talk to Me, 2022 There’s nothing like the energy of a low-budget horror movie

: Kids are with their grandparents in Kentucky, so it’s time for our annual bike ride around DC …

: Oppenheimer, 2023 There's no way to responsibly wield power. Containment is the best you can hope for

: Barbie, 2023 "To be honest, when I found out the patriarchy wasn't about horses, I lost interest anyway"

: Third weekend for Barbie and a completely full theater. Love to see it!

: Today was a good day (i.e., I had some Taco John’s)

: Current Things: August 2023 Currently Reading I promise I’m actually going to start Sea of Tranquility! Currently …

: Every time we get through a week in the summer with the kids in camp, I feel like we’re …

: Fellow Siri Watch Face users: watchOS 10 provides no obvious way to access the new widget system, …

: “You seem like you have it all together”, someone tells me as I contemplate how to fit four pizza …

: Season 2 of The Bear was so good, but (trying to avoid spoilers) the Claire character didn’t …

: The Bear, Season 2: together, we’re more than the sum of our parts, but someone needs to …

: We can’t do Barbenheimer until the second week of August. But as a movie-theater apologist, …

: Mission: Impossible – Dead Reckoning Part One, 2023 If the definition of a perfect movie is absolutely nailing what the filmmakers set out to do, this …

: Mission: Impossible: Dead Reckoning Part One: if the definition of a perfect movie is absolutely …

: Full theater for Mission:Impossible. Love to see it

: Happy that the National League got to go business casual for the All-Star Game

: Got tickets over the weekend to the pre-Broadway run of Swept Away. It’s a new musical based …

: I’ll be honest: I didn’t realize that Instagram had an option to just see just the posts …

: Just a reminder to all movies: Raiders of the Lost Ark is under two hours

: The Bear, Season 1: Life is relentless and only each other can help it relent

: Elemental, 2023 I kept waiting for this movie to come into its own, but it never really did. It felt like a rehash …

: Elemental: I kept waiting for this movie to come into its own, but it never really did. It felt like …

: America isn’t perfect and never will be. But the idea of a nation based on shared ideals is …

: Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny, 2023 I appreciate the movie's rumination on getting older, but I'm not sure enough of it was there to …

: Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny: I appreciate the movie’s rumination on getting older, …

: Current Things: July 2023 Currently Reading I promise I’m actually going to start Sea of Tranquility! Currently …

: Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania, 2023 I think a lot of stuff happened in this movie

: Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania: I think a lot of stuff happened in this movie

: hey girl used my daily ration of tweets on you ;) <3 (pls reply back tmrw when I get more)

: Alamo Drafthouse is running a second-month-free deal for their Season Pass (i.e. their version of …

: Silo, Season 1: I’m thrilled that TV has found its way back to high-concept SciFi. Severance …

: I’m extremely fortunate to live in a place (Washington DC) that has free preschool for all …

: I just made my last daycare payment ever! (please clap) If this country was serious about supporting …

: Have three-year old, five-year old, and six-year old birthday parties back-to-back-to-back tomorrow. …

: Obligatory baseball sky picture

: Listening to a bunch of songs I recorded 15 years ago and the thing I’m most impressed with is how …

: Carol Kane should be in every episode of Star Trek

: I’ve loved* everything I’ve read from Cormac McCarthy, but one of my favorite movie …

: Mrs. Davis, Season 1: There’s so many ideas here that range from current events (AI) to …

: I Think You Should Leave, Season 3: in a world that’s becoming less and less comprehensible, …

: But have they tried just getting a giant fan to blow all this smoke out of here?

: I had jury duty scheduled for today, but then was not required to report. I got an insane amount …

: Bummed that Apple didn’t do the detailed release notes for each OS as they normally do. …

: I’m really excited to learn more about the Journal app. In addition to staying private, I hope …

: I’m sure this thing is amazing, but $3500 is one more thing that Vision Pro has got to …

: The biggest cringe of this whole Vision Pro introduction could have been avoided if they had just …

: I’m sure I’ll be more excited about the headset after the WWDC keynote, but right now …

: Ted Lasso, Season 3: the show still hits all the beats you want, but with more seams showing. A …

: Updated because someone forgot to include the new season of “I Think You Should Leave” …

: Current Things: June 2023 Currently Reading I read a book this month! But I really need to start Sea of Tranquility! …

: Yellowjackets, Season 2: the show remains delightfully uneven and I’m beginning to think …

: Watching the Cards/Royals game this afternoon. A shot of Arlington National Cemetery comes up and …

: Succession, Season 4: there’s always another move to be made

: Another month with the solar panels making more energy than we used. It’s a bit unintuitive, but …

: Paid for two new Mac apps this weekend (upgraded to Mars Edit 5 and lifetime unlock for Photomator …

: This is such a blow to what was a good option for getting to Europe from the U.S. It’s what we used …

: Man, this brings me back to college and drinking a ton of Pepsi to get free iTunes downloads (Last …

: Happy Zelda day to all who celebrate!

: Non-ironically excited about my cross-country flight home today. Not sure when else I’d get five …

: Finished reading: Alexandra Petri’s US History: Important American Documents (I Made Up) by …

: Weirdly enough I’m the only person who brought a book to this ribs joint

: Work trip out west this week— drove through the Mojave Desert today!

: The Mandalorian, season 3: I thought all season that the show just didn’t remember why …

: Currently reading: Alexandra Petri’s US History: Important American Documents (I Made Up) by …

: Not sure how I scored this, but Alexandra Petri’s new book is ready for me to pick up at the …

: Current Things: May 2023 Currently Reading Still nothing! But I really need to start Sea of Tranquility! Currently Watching …

: It’s that time of year when the solar panels produce more energy than we use! It’s …

: Would love to see this. The convenience of DCA can’t be overstated New coalition pushes for …

: I vastly prefer to work from home than go into the office, but it’s nice to change things up …

: Capitol Hill is a fun* run *objects in mirror may be less fun than they appear

: Ugh, stopped my watch too early and recorded my run at 3.99 instead of 4.00 miles. Definitely not …

: Star Trek: Picard: in a show that exists purely for nostalgic reasons, it finally remembers what we …

: One of these days I’ll remember that it’s Mastodon with two Os instead of Mastadon with …

: Beau is Afraid: it’s not only beau

: Beau Is Afraid, 2023 it’s not only beau

: Black Panther: Wakanda Forever: what an emotional mess of a movie. It wasn’t great at a lot, …

: Black Panther: Wakanda Forever, 2022 What an emotional mess of a movie. It wasn't great at a lot, but it deserves a lot of credit for …

: I put bourbon instead of tequila onto the margaritas if you were wondering how today is going

: Hoping for some rain tonight! The solar panels are coated in pollen!

: Ran across someone at work yesterday who has a last name that matches one of my text shortcuts and …

: Sura for Julie’s birthday!

: The Super Mario Bros. Movie: Worth the price of admission for a couple of soulful Jack Black ballads

: The Super Mario Bros. Movie, 2023 Worth the price of admission for a couple of soulful Jack Black ballads

: I like to use my Current Things page as a monthly snapshot of what I’m consuming and the …

: Bumpy ride into STL, storms all day, and the Cards lost bad, but…I got to ride three trains, drink …

: I swear I’m not gonna liveblog this game, but had to let everyone know that Nolan Gorman has Nelly …

: Alright folks, time to shut it down. Simba Cam has won the greatest thing at the ballpark

: First time at Busch since the pandemic. Great to be back!

: My parents had an extra ticket and I found a cheap last-minute fare, so took an early flight to St. …

: Early flight heading to STL

: Oh man, a replica of the old 930 club is opening next month by doing 44 shows this summer for $44 …

: Current Things: April 2023 Currently Reading Still nothing! But I really need to start Sea of Tranquility! Currently Watching …

: Tetris: if you can suspend an L-shaped block’s worth of disbelief, there’s a lot of fun …

: Tetris, 2023 If you can suspend an L-shaped block's worth of disbelief, there's a lot of fun to be had here

: How it started/how it’s going, etc.

: Yesterday’s Cardinals v. Blue Jays game was fun to watch even though the Cards lost. The new …

: Andor, Season 1: Star Wars has always been so fun that the full impact of the strife between the …

: We found out last night that Jude got into our neighborhood school for (free) Pre-K 3 next year. He …

: Adam Wainwright singing the National anthem is exactly what my day needed

: Happy Opening Day to all that celebrate! May you all beat your pitch clocks and stay out of the …

: Just was assigned the star/best role in the annual Passion play (i.e. Pontius Pilate). Just have to …

: I love the framing of this NY Times article on the three major rule changes MLB is implementing this …

: One of the things I keep turning over in my head about Triangle of Sadness is the idea that it …

: The Kiss from a Rose clue in the NY Times crossword today has led me down a Seal rabbit hole and …

: It’s that time of year! It’s getting warmer, the birds are out, and I swear to myself …

: I love the epic feel of season-long story arcs! But they’re not mutually exclusive with each episode …

: Poker Face, Season 1: this and Star Trek: SNW have made it very obvious how unsatisfying …

: I know they’re completely different-styled shows, but who at Showtime thought that debuting …

: Does anyone know the animator for Apple’s yellow iPhone commercial? (I ask because I get big Bojack …

: The real buzzer beater is if Kentucky can pull this out before Encanto is over

: At this point it would be more efficient for everyone to just send a percentage of my paycheck …

: The Last of Us, Season 1: it’s always nice when shows that give you something to think about are …

: Vale, on the field trip to the National Portrait Gallery this morning: I want to go see the …

: Time to reset the counter on the number of days since a Time Machine backup really saved me

: Oh to grace how great a debtor Daily I’m constrained to be Let Thy goodness like a fetter Bind …

: I think I could have held onto basketball if Kentucky was better, but alas

: I need to do some further thinking as to why, but the pandemic destroyed my affinity for sports …

: This first four thing is dumb. Just expand the field to 128 and let’s see some real chaos

: Thoughts and prayers with Lydia Tár tonight

: As for what will win tonight: I’m not sure anything can stop Everything Everywhere All At …

: Best picture nominees RANKED: TÁR The Banshees of Inisherin The Fabelmans Avatar Everything …

: The Fabelmans: there’s an artifice of movies that allows for more truth than real life

: The Fabelmans, 2022 there's an artifice of movies that allows for more truth than real life

: Cocaine Bear: not sure anyone will buy that this took place in Georgia when we all know it actually …

: Cocaine Bear, 2023 not sure anyone will buy that this took place in Georgia when we all know it actually took place in …

: 🐻 Still need to see one more 2022 movie before Sunday, but have tickets for tonight to see the …

: “Conversational snow” is equally the best and worst thing

: Re: Women Talking I would like to apologize for wrongly attempting to nudge the proceedings, but …

: Women Talking, 2022 here to take the minutes

: Triangle of Sadness, 2022 wealth is a disease that none of us can escape

: Programming note: due to its recent availability on Hulu, Triangle of Sadness will be tonight’s …

: The Banshees of Inisherin: being human is awesome, but hard (but being a donkey is harder) (also, …

: The Banshees of Inisherin, 2022 being human is awesome, but hard  (but being a donkey is harder) (also, the world is a hard place to …

: In related news: movie club this week! On the docket: Tonight: Banshees of Inisherin Tomorrow: The …

: 2023 Best Picture Nominees Ranked TÁR Avatar: The Way of Water Everything Everywhere All at Once Top Gun: Maverick All Quiet …

: Every year the Oscars sneak up on me and I have to knock out like four movies in the last week.

: Current Things: March 2023 Currently Reading Still nothing! But I really need to start Sea of Tranquility! Currently Watching …

: Two weeks with the Ultra convinced me that targeting 18 hours of battery life for the normal watch …

: If you do anything even moderately battery intensive (e.g. sleep tracking, runs longer than five …

: He’s got a funky style and a cool at ti tooooood Horrified to learn that Elvis Costello …

: Turned on my first Cardinals game of 2023 just in time to see Dylan Carlson hit a bases-clearing …

: A Peroni or two (or three) to end a day on the slopes

: Skiing above the clouds this morning

: So nice of the Alps to bring some east coast skiing here for me

: Oh no these rental ski boots are way more comfortable than my boots

: DC 🚘IAD✈️LHR✈️GVA🚘🇫🇷🚘🇮🇹⛷️

: Does anyone know etiquette for using EV chargers at airport parking garages? I feel bad about …

: All of these positive reviews of the new season of Star Trek: Picard make me feel like Lt. Barclay …

: Sad to hear about Tim McCarver’s death today. His announcing was seldom in the box and that …

: The Apple Watch Ultra is at its lowest price ever on Amazon and my wife is not responding to my text …

: I feel bad about it, but I let my Fantastical subscription lapse. I’ve happily paid the past …

: After what happened to their QZ, we’re all Chiefs fans tonight

: 🍻 Heading out for unlimited pizza and beer at a nearby food hall for the Super Bowl!

: I’m not sure this is that controversial, but we really should have more nationally-observed …

: The absolute best part is in the box: going Kathmandu ✈ Moscow via [checks notes] Seoul. Almost as …

: I mean, how am I not supposed to pay $450 to keep adding to the Flighty passport?

: no YOU’RE going back and adding flights you took ten years ago to Flighty

: Every time I do a month’s subscription to Flighty Pro I try to figure out how it would be …

: God, the swagger of this speech

: 🫣 About to nuke and then rebuild my entire HomeKit setup. Not the way I was planning on spending my …

: 🥓 Having some biscuits and gravy with a side of bacon at Tune Inn

: Y’all need more Tár thoughts, so I’m gonna oblige: Power is a lot like that scene in Back to the …

: I’ll be interested to see how the social aspect pans out, but the utility of Artifact is immediately …

: More (Tár) on Tár: I could keep talking about how deep and layered it is, but it’s also so …

: TÁR, 2022 A perfect inversion of subtext to text and how power is inherently fleeting. This is probably the …

: 🎞️ Incredibles 2/Tár double feature

: Moonlight through the skylight

: One thing that’s really been undersold in the reviews of these new HomePods is how much faster …

: Listen, I’m a simple guy: open up some J space, deliver me some HomePods and I’ll be …

: New HomePods just delivered! Everything is coming up Jordon this morning!

: 💺 J saver space opened on Jude and mine’s flight! Julie, Jordon, Vale, and Jude are finally all on the same flight to Geneva! (With two weeks to spare!) 💺 J saver space opened on Jude and mine’s flight! Julie, Jordon, Vale, and Jude are finally all on …

: With Twitter’s announcement this morning, I guess it’s finally the time to figure out …

: 🎰 Just finished the first episode of Poker Face. Wish it wasn’t stuck in Peacockurgatory

: Current Things: February 2023 Currently Reading Nothing! But I really need to start Sea of Tranquility! Currently Watching …

: 🛌 Putting off putting Vale to bed

: The Book of Boba Fett: this was pretty forgettable until the Mandolorian showed up. (that spoiler is …

: Extended

: Elvis: Pretty. Good. Movie. Shot. In. Totality. In. About. Three. Second. Takes. (Austin Butler was …

: Elvis, 2022 Pretty. Good. Movie. Shot. In. Totality. In. About. Three. Second. Takes. (Austin Butler was …

: This is the first medium-haul award flight I’ve booked on Star (I usually focused on One World, but …

: Now open up J saver space on that IAD-GVA nonstop, you cowards!!

: United finally opened up J saver space on an IAD-LHR flight (and then onto GVA) that I’d been …

: All Quiet On The Western Front (2022): People are gonna say “oh this part, this part shows how …

: All Quiet on the Western Front, 2022 People are gonna say "oh this part, this part shows how pointless it all is". But it's all parts. …

: Example from inside my brain: what if the second analog stick on the pro controller messes up my …

: I’ve legitimately been sitting here for most of the day in deep consideration of how well my …

: No school tomorrow (don’t get me started…), so taking Vale on a day trip to go skiing. …

: Can’t wait to hear how well a stereo pair of the new HomePods play Baby Shark in spatial audio

: It’s an unfair comparison because Barbarian was a near masterpiece, but it showed how both the …

: I’m harping on The Menu because I think it was really close to being great: the pieces were …

: Expanding a bit on my micro review of the menu: this movie feels deeper than it was. We all know …

: The Menu: Horror comedies remain the best way we have of explaining society’s deepest problems …

: The Menu, 2022 Horror comedies remain the best way we have of explaining society’s deepest problems (good, but not …

: I’m bummed about Vox laying off Emily St. James. She’s the single person who’s …

: But “recreating what I’m getting from Twitter” requires introspection that …

: I’ve been using NetNewsWire as a Tweetbot replacement and it’s been a fairly seamless …

: Prepping for my first trip to Europe bringing the kids and googling for every article there is on …

: Why are we calling it Dry January instead of Janudry?

: Those of you that run on nearly empty trails: how do you deal with missing out on the best thing …

: Avatar: the way of water needs a mastodon content warning if you have a family

: Avatar: the way of water: totally dependent on your tolerance of earnest. Happy to report I …

: Avatar: The Way of Water, 2022 Totally dependent on your tolerance of earnest. Happy to report I don't have an entire heart of …

: One of Vale’s friends had a birthday party watching Encanto at an old theater and it was just as …

: With Twitter currently denying access to Tweetbot, I decided to try out the official app. How have …

: She-Hulk, Season 1: Tatiana Maslany continues being the greatest actress that I constantly forget …

: Amsterdam: when you spend the last 15 minutes of the movie explaining what happened in the previous …

: Amsterdam, 2022 When you spend the last 15 minutes of the movie explaining what happened in the previous two hours …

: Mythic Quest, Season 3: even in a down season, the central relationship between Poppy and Ian is one …

: McCarthy better wrap it up at 15. No way that Gaetz goes over 17

: ChiKo and C-SPAN

: Current Things: January 2023 Currently Reading The Bayern Agenda by Dan Moren Currently Watching Andor, Season 1 Mythic Quest, …

: Rick and Morty, Season 6: This show continues to be one of the most innovative and deep pieces of …

: West Side Story (2021): I’m not sure we needed a remake of West Side Story, but it was so well …

: West Side Story, 2021 I'm not sure we needed a remake of West Side Story, but it was so well crafted that I'll allow it

: Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery, 2022 There may have been more efficient ways of marketing this movie besides burning down Twitter

: 🎸 Off to see TSO with my mother in law. Who rescued who?

: That beautiful sound of nickels. Nickels nickels nickels

: 📮 That time of year where living in a city divided into quadrants with streets based on numbers and …

: Related: music.apple.com/us/album/…

: 🎄 Gearing up for holiday party #4 (of 6). Prayers and donations are welcome and appreciated for my …

: I’m focusing on keeping my heart rate low and my breathing steady rather than trying to run faster… …

: Every week I still feel like I’m getting away with something when the kids are in school all …

: What I’ll be really interested in with the Barbie movie is if it plays well to multiple …

: Related: if you nail the tone, you nail the movie

: Does anyone know if the Barbie trailer can win best picture this year and the Barbie movie win best …

: I’m kind of ashamed to say that I’m going to miss the rush you get from watching …

: stop getting my hopes up Frigid air poised to invade U.S. during Christmas week with possible …

: Someone remind me: does two-hour school delay mean mimosas or bloody marys?

: Great Twitter thread here on, well… Twitter. I was trying to write this yesterday, but I couldn’t …

: Whenever it looked like it was going to snow, we’d skim the last-minute ski house listings at …

: Been putting off joining mastodon.social because someone else had the @Jordon handle. Turns out that …

: Finished reading: Nasty, Brutish, and Short by Scott Hershovitz 📚A tour through all the great …

: Fight club>tunnicliff’s>beuchert’s

: Tiki and taco night

: There was an article making the rounds a few weeks ago about how Positano was “the most unpleasant …

: Current Things: December 2022 Currently Reading Nasty, Brutish, and Short by Scott Hershovitz The Bayern Agenda by Dan Moren …

: One really nice feature of the Gen 2 AirPods Pro is the versatility to charge via Lightning, Qi, …

: I don’t have them yet (blame Santa!), but I’m excited about the design and …

: Sometimes I have to figure out if the cause of the dopamine rush was checking a box or doing …

: Atlanta, Season 4: I was going to quip was “so there’s this condition, that’s …

: Julie: who are you texting that picture too? Me: oh ya know, my micro.blog friends

: Consider this your annual reminder that Jingle Jangle is the truth

: Julie took the kids to stay with her sister, so had to head downtown to try the new pizza place

: Happy Thanksgiving! I’m grateful for all you turkeys out there on micro.blog and beyond!

: The Patient (Limited Series): The follow up from the showrunners of The Americans is exactly what …

: Currently reading: Nasty, Brutish, and Short by Scott Hershovitz 📚

: Finished reading: Celebrities for Jesus by Katelyn Beaty 📚 While ostensibly about how the pursuit of …

: ✈ Nonstop flights are the best

: Obligatory Savannah ghost tour. This one gave us tools to find the ghosts ourselves!

: At a highly recommend Edgar Allan Poe themed bar in Savannah. Trying to decide between the Black Cat …

: Taking the ferry to the conference this morning

: Flying to a conference for work this week after also flying last week. Sometimes I miss the days of …

: The new Admirals Club at DCA has a taco bar. I may just stay here for the next four days!

: Weird: The Al Yankovic Story: can confirm, sufficiently weird

: Weird: The Al Yankovic Story, 2022 Can confirm, sufficiently weird

: Elon buys Twitter Elon loses all his money on Twitter Elon loses control of Tesla Teslas get carplay

: 🗽 Happy Veterans Day! I live close enough to the Marine Barracks that I’m currently listening to …

: Hello friends! Today is Election Day in the good ole US of A! I would be grateful for you— yes you!— …

: We honestly could not have asked for better weather for our trip to Kentucky. Warm days perfect for …

: Ending the day with a look at the moon

: This rental house has a Ms. Pac-Man machine and the kids are losing their minds

: Good morning from Lake Barkley, Kentucky

: 🧳 Long weekend off from school, so taking the kids by myself to Kentucky while Julie stays in DC for …

: Babysitter cancelled an hour before we were supposed to leave. Anyone know which Mastodon instance …

: 🌫 Foggy morning the day after a friend’s 40th birthday party is like nature saying “I got your back” …

: Currently reading: Celebrities for Jesus by Katelyn Beaty 📚

: Finished reading: What We Owe the Future by William MacAskill 📚How do you appropriately weigh the …

: The definitive ranking of package deliverers: UPS USPS Honorable mention for sometimes delivering …

: I’ve been playing around with Ulysses as a cross-platform blogging app. Julie wants to write …

: Current Things: November 2022 Currently Reading What We Owe The Future by Will MacAskill Celebrities for Jesus by Katelyn Beaty …

: 🎃 Wrapping up trick ‘r treating

: The biggest part of my personal website that I haven’t quite figured out yet is travel. …

: Slowly but surely whipping my personal website into shape. Love the confluence of things like …

: Barbarian: Horror comedies remain the best way we have of explaining society’s deepest problems

: Barbarian, 2022 Horror comedies remain the best way we have of explaining society’s deepest problems

: The Nightmare Before Christmas, 1993 Watched on Friday October 28, 2022.

: These ads with Jon Hamm playing Santa Claus give me hope for the world

: Apologies to our favorite Texas-based founder, but go Phils!!

: Happy Halloween to these skeletons riding flamingos and no one else

: Stage Manager on the iPad doesn’t feel poorly designed, it feels punitively designed. …

: The most frustrating thing about Stage Manager on the iPad is that it’s so useful when you …

: I’ve not seen Barbarian yet so maybe he turns out to be a nice guy, but I wouldn’t stay …

: Barbarian coming to HBO Max the weekend before Halloween is a very fortunate turn of events

: 🏃 I'm very grateful to live three blocks from my kids' schools (i.e. I forgot their water bottles …

: LotR: Rings of Power, Season 1: It took a bit too long to get established, but it really felt like …

: There’s a version of the House of the Dragon that focuses less on these characters as pieces …

: House of the Dragon, Season 1: it was fine as these things go, but I watch this show for little else …

: Season 3 of Tuca and Bertie: The season finale took a big swing and (mostly) missed, but it remains …

: Picked up the new iPad Pro today. Overall pretty happy with the upgrade. It would have been nice to …

: 🏌‍♂ Text received! Now for my favorite part: running the "Julie Work Pick Up" shortcut!

: ⏳ Waiting for the text to go pick Julie up at work. Living that one-car lifestyle

: Bluey before school today so mom and dad can have some “us” time (i.e. rotate the …

: …and the Apple Watch is the big winner. Thanks for playing. See y’all for 16.2

: It’s time again to play the game of which Apple device shows the update first

: Today we’re all [checks notes]… Phillies fans? [Rechecks notes] Phillies fans!

: 🌌 Heading to check out the new wing of the Smithsonian Air and Space museum!

: Any volunteers to come keep my kids while I go see the new Martin McDonagh movie?

: It sucks as a Cardinals fan to go out in the first round, but man it’s gotta be worse for these Nats …

: Another fun Peru story: Jen Gentleman (who’s on the Windows engineering team at Microsoft) was …

: Backstory of that fedora on my previous profile picture: I really wanted an “Indiana Jones …

: Retiring a Profile Picture Ten years ago* my friend, Emily, and I hiked the Inca Trail to Machu Picchu and she took what is …

: I’m into the number “fucks” that Taylor throws out in Midnights

: I’d never heard of Zuckerberg describing Twitter as a “clown car that fell into a gold …

: A good motivator for a run: leave 30 minutes before the (probable) iPad announcement

: 👨‍🍳 Too tired to cook so heading to the food hall to pick up pizza (for me) and noodles (for Julie) …

: Update: the kids did indeed sleep

: Men, 2022 It's not subtle, but there's nothing subtle about the subject matter. Always love how there's (at …

: How great would a Mariners/Guardians and Padres/Phils LCS be?

: Little League then a birthday party and then park all afternoon. These kids are sleeping tonight

: 😴 Little League then a birthday party and then park all afternoon. These kids are sleeping tonight

: My neighborhood feels so much like a small town that when I do venture out to some place like …

: 🤧 0/10 cannot recommend having a sick kid

: 🧺 Work work work before picnic picnic picnic

: Currently reading: What We Owe the Future by William MacAskill 📚

: Confess, Fletch, 2022 There's such a huge comedy-shaped hole in recent mainstream movie releases; it's so nice to laugh at …

: Le Dip, finally!

: It’s always funny to me when I go out to the suburbs that every service requires …

: Currently reading: The Bayern Agenda by Dan Moren 📚I’ve been meaning to start this series forever, …

: That being said, I’m not an AppleTV+ Friday Night Baseball hater, but I’m a little bummed that …

: It’s funny how we measure our lives against things like professional sports. Albert Pujols hitting …

: I’m in that very annoying in-between time when you’re like five days away from a book …

: I can’t be the only person who just obsessively cleaned their old AirPods Pro, right?

: Yes, please Apple TV+ lands Vince Gilligan’s new TV project with two season order, starring Rhea …

: Finished reading: Bookish People by Susan Coll 📚Such a fun and clever book that’s way outside what I …

: Vale asked about the plot of E.T. today and I barely made it to Reese’s Pieces before crying

: Three Thousand Years of Longing, 2022 No one understand like George Miller that it’s the wrinkles that make the stories

: Three Thousand Years of Longing: no one understands like George Miller that it’s the wrinkles that …

: One last iPhone 13 Pro selfie

: My kingdom for the Twelve South HiRise 3, but with 15w MagSafe and 5w Apple Watch charging

: There’s always (at least) one thing I take away from Austin Mann’s iPhone reviews and this year’s is …

: It’s a happy coincidence, but a lot of what we have planned this weekend is p-e-r-fect for testing …

: The Up Next queue on the Apple TV app really is an underrated wonder. I love placing everything I …

: This is absolutely wish casting, but I’m hoping the delay of live activities for third-party …

: Thor: Love and Thunder, 2022 One of those movies where you’re on board or you’re not. I like my movies like that

: Everything Everywhere All at Once, 2022 My mom taped me to a chair because of raccoons

: My mom taped me to a chair because of raccoons

: Has anything good ever come from an email with the subject line “Bathrooms”?

: The “Far Out” tagline for the apple event is probably referring to the astral photography feature …

: Hope everyone is ready for that cardinals’ devil magic

: No Thursday is complete without an IAD-BWI flight

: Lining up

: Currently reading: Bookish People by Susan Coll 📚

: Finished reading: Doing Good Better by William MacAskill 📚 I’m sure this book was fairly …

: If you start with the premise that republicans are crooked, but democrats are dumb, there’s …

: Hello from 30K feet where Jude wouldn’t take his nap and the very generous people next to us played …

: My next three flights are leaving out of three different airports. Underrated benefit of living in …

: I’d been dabbling in Raycast, but v5 of Alfred quickly stopped that. Alfred’s new …

: The Northman, 2022 Watched on Sunday August 14, 2022.

: “Hey Siri, Play Roar by Cyndi Lauper” A+ for effort, Vale

: Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness, 2022 Watched on Saturday August 6, 2022.

: Always nice to beat the yanks and always nice to be on the right side of the story

: Currently reading: Doing Good Better by William MacAskill 📚

: Finally reaching the point where the older kid needs her own iPad, which means younger kid gets one …

: Jude watching the game from (behind) the best seats

: Honestly, I think my biggest hang up with photo sharing is that pretty much every photo I take …

: I’ve posted a few photos to Glass over the past week or so. I’m really liking …

: Nope, 2022 There's a lot here that I've been unable to get out of my head even three days later, but there's …

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: Man, I’ve missed walking out of movies listening to people talking about movies

: Now for the sober talk: does this make it less likely that the GOP helps pass contraceptives and …

: Perhaps the funniest thing is how pissy the GOP got: voting against a [checks notes] VETERANS HEALTH …

: McConnell says Senate GOP won’t vote for CHIPS+ if Dems do climate+corp tax hike …

: I’ll be honest: it’s nice to see the Democrats using some of the GOP’s dirty …

: Shout out to the car that just drove by blasting Snow (Hey Oh)

: Last Night in Soho, 2021 Watched on Saturday July 23, 2022.

: The Last Duel, 2021 Watched on Sunday July 10, 2022.

: 11 Days and 36 Hours For a over a week, Julie and I were without the kids. It was a bizarre-o turn into a world where we …

: Always sit on the left side of the plane when flying into DCA

: Fireworks from the National Mall

: We don’t have to deny or overlook pieces of our past in order to celebrate today. Even in a …

: The final part of that chorus goes: We are more than the sum of our parts All these broken bones and …

: There’s a song called “We Americans” off the Avett Brothers latest album that I …

: It’s shameful it’s taken us this long to go to Crazy Aunt Helen’s for brunch

: Crazy Aunt Helen’s.

: LeveL: a small plates lounge.

: It also was 100% the right decision to stay home. I originally booked a solo trip to Helsinki for …

: We’re also very lucky that the kids do well away from us for this long. It’s been fun without them, …

: We’re very lucky that my parents can (and want to!) take the kids for these ten days. It’s been nice …

: Jurassic World Dominion, 2022 Watched on Tuesday June 28, 2022.

: All-Purpose.

: Night 3 sans kiddos and we’re already back to the old ways of hopping on a bike and finding pizza!

: I’ve gotten older and more careful. Which are good things. Except for when they’re not.

: I wish I could get back to writing like I was back then. Dumb tweets about Santa not coming until …

: Just spent a considerable amount of time going down the rabbit hole of all the tweets I imported to …

: Top Gun: Maverick, 2022 Watched on Monday June 27, 2022.

: Inn at Little Washington.

: Top Gun, 1986 Watched on Saturday June 25, 2022.

: Here, we have the halcyon period during which nothing is too good for you and you must be saved and …

: Living up to it’s tagline, The Onion is at it again

: I’m not sure SCOTUS has ever been above politics, but they’re saying the quiet part out …

: You’re going to hear this from much smarter and more cogent people than me, but the lack of …

: You should read the whole thing, but @gruber’s highlights of the dissenting opinion on Dobbs …

: I liked obi wan well enough, but man, does it have zero idea how to do stakes. It feels like the …

: Tell me the kids are staying with their grandparents next week without telling me the kids are …

: Find it a bit hard to believe the prompt going around on Twitter this weekend that the average …

: Glad to see my down-the-street neighbor having my back despite the fact that I couldn’t quiet …

: Not everyday can be a G-man day. But today is and that makes it a good day. Mangialardo’s

: See ya Detroit

: Hour delay has turned into five. Attempts to pace were futile

: Hour delay + Old Forrester is complimentary bourbon at Sky Club= first post-pandemic test of pacing …

: Comerica Park.

: American Coney Island.

: Desk views this morning

: Not a bad view from the top of 700 Penn

: Apologies for all the random posts about sandwiches today! I’ve been trying to figure out Own …

: Stage Manager sure does look like it’d be useful with another portable product that doesn’t run …

: My WWDC wishlist: Apple retcons my decision for the iPad to be my mobile computer as a good one My …

: The Batman, 2022 I'm more writing this review as a test of what this looks like the RSS feed. But I did like this …

: What’s helped me wrap my head around Apple’s AR/VR product is the idea of it as Mac …

: I’ve also been relistening to Lorde’s Solar Power and while it didn’t catch me immediately, somehow …

: I’m not sure what kicked this off, but I’ve been using the past few days to catch up on some albums …

: Vale came home from school the other day excited about her first earthquake drill. “We got to …

: Missed yesterday’s wordle, does this mean I should get a new computer to restart my streak? y/n?

: It will never not be funny when my pastors sign their emails with a ‘+’ at the end of their names …

: The French Dispatch, 2021 Watched on Saturday May 14, 2022.

: I’m literally the most average Wordle player there is (I’ve been playing everyday, but play from my …

: Ghostbusters: Afterlife, 2021 Watched on Saturday May 7, 2022.

: The Many Saints of Newark, 2021 Watched on Saturday April 23, 2022.

: A Modest Proposal Waiting for a Covid vaccine for your under-5 kid? It may take a bit longer.

: The Worst Person in the World, 2021 Watched on Saturday April 16, 2022.

: Licorice Pizza, 2021 Watched on Saturday April 2, 2022.

: Weird issue with the MLB app on the AppleTV 4K: If you’re using a HomePod as the audio source, …

: What a night. [Non-Oscars Edition] I absolutely was not emotionally ready for the Cardinals to sign …

: What a night. [Oscars Edition] I watched Apple win on my AppleTV and listened to the sound through a …

: The Power of the Dog, 2021 Watched on Friday March 25, 2022.

: I struggle with knowing what to and not to write about. I far too often err on the side of not …

: Forever I’ve had a project in Things titled “Blogging Strategy” that’s had …

: Have we settled on whether we’re calling them todos or To-Dos?

: King Richard, 2021 Watched on Saturday March 19, 2022.

: Nightmare Alley, 2021 Watched on Saturday March 5, 2022.

: The King's Man, 2021 Watched on Saturday February 19, 2022.

: CODA, 2021 Watched on Saturday February 12, 2022.

: Bang up job on this one everybody. Real team effort to screw up the messaging this bad. (To be …

: Eternals, 2021 Watched on Saturday February 5, 2022.

: Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings, 2021 Watched on Saturday January 29, 2022.

: thank god encanto is a good movie

: I can’t believe y’all didn’t tell me that season 3 of bluey was out

: Don't Look Up, 2021 Watched on Saturday January 22, 2022.

: Encanto, 2021 Watched on Saturday January 1, 2022.

: The Matrix Resurrections, 2021 Watched on Friday December 31, 2021.

: Spider-Man: No Way Home, 2021 Watched on Sunday December 26, 2021.

: i’m going to three five-year old birthday parties in the next week AMA

: Luca, 2021 Watched on Thursday November 25, 2021.

: No Time to Die, 2021 Watched on Saturday November 13, 2021.

: Oh no

: Ooohhh 20 minute wait at the dabney

: I’m guessing the Braves would be open to continue trading broken legs for World Series wins

: Dune, 2021 Watched on Saturday October 23, 2021.

: Going to Sam’s Club, want me to pick you up anything?

: Y’all better be careful complaining about that MacBook Pro notch or Apple is going to make the whole …

: The whole country is counting on the Atlanta Braves to save us. What could go wrong?

: Black Widow, 2021 Watched on Saturday October 16, 2021.

: I forgot how laugh out loud funny Succession is

: I think what’s tripping me up the most about iPadOS 15/new macOS Safari tabs is the change in …

: Devil magic is back, baby

: Supervising the solar panel installation

: Contagion, 2011 Watched on Sunday September 12, 2021.

: Cruella, 2021 Watched on Saturday September 11, 2021.

: The Suicide Squad, 2021 Watched on Saturday September 4, 2021.

: i hate spunk

: “Darkness plays funny games. That’s why you keep the fire going all night” As Hikers Vanish, These …

: Who’s ready to play guess which movie Vale watched at summer camp based solely on the …

: A Quiet Place Part II, 2020 Watched on Saturday July 31, 2021.

: No Sudden Move, 2021 Watched on Saturday July 17, 2021.

: In the Heights, 2021 Watched on Monday July 5, 2021.

: Sleeping Beauty, 1959 Watched on Saturday June 19, 2021.

: Raya and the Last Dragon, 2021 Watched on Saturday June 12, 2021.

: Saint Maud, 2019 Watched on Saturday June 5, 2021.

: Sound of Metal, 2019 Watched on Saturday April 24, 2021.

: Minari, 2020 Watched on Thursday April 22, 2021.

: There goes any thought I had about getting a new iPad Apple’s new 12.9-inch iPad Pro won’t work with …

: Still may not happen, but what’s more telling that they’re considering letting iPads run macOS? That …

: The Father, 2020 Watched on Sunday April 18, 2021.

: Mank, 2020 Watched on Thursday April 15, 2021.

: Promising Young Woman, 2020 Watched on Saturday April 10, 2021.

: The Trial of the Chicago 7, 2020 Watched on Thursday April 8, 2021.

: Such a great tribute (and I use the word tribute in the Hunger Games sense) to DCA’s Gate 35X. …

: Godzilla vs. Kong, 2021 Watched on Monday April 5, 2021.

: Nomadland, 2020 Watched on Saturday March 27, 2021.

: It’s just nice to know that there’s a zero percent chance that getting this ship unstuck …

: Was this reminder (set in April 2020!) too optimistic or spot on?

: “Hey Siri, intercom the playroom…” “Shuffling your music in the playroom” “I’m sorry, I’m having …

: Today we’ve poured half a salt shaker and 1/4 pepper shaker into a bowl, made face-down snow angels, …

: Vale and Jude are here for it

: Good morning from Capitol Hill, everyone! Spotted a helicopter over the house this morning, thought …

: Hey folks, getting a lot of texts, so just want to let everyone know that while we obviously live …

: My kingdom to be able to choose pictures to stay downloaded to my phone and iPad

:

: Hi friends! Vale and I went for a walk to get some tomatoes (berries) and lettuce (leaves) for the …

: How I'm watching the election What do I know about elections? Not as much as I’d like! But I needed a cheat sheet for watching, so …

: On the heels of that DoD study from yesterday stating that aircraft ventilation systems are not …

: Also me, still a dummy: you know what I need to do five days before the election? Follow Trump on …

: You, an intelligent person: let’s watch Ted Lasso the week before the election Me, a dummy: …

: This is the third day in a row it’s felt like Friday

: Can’t wait until— ya know— I can actually use this Apple Pay With Express Transit Mode Goes Live for …

: Folks that use the Siri watch face (there are dozens of us! Dozens!) and using smart stacks on the …

: Y’all need to cool it with the paw patrol talk before my two year old realizes it’s something more …

: What the Apple Music algorithm really needs is an “ignore kids music” toggle

: Just got a push notification that my coffee cup has a firmware update. How’s y’alls day …

: Perfect analogy (and some may say the same goes for the very publication that published this in the …

: Orson Welles Marathon Touch of Evil The Lady from Shanghai Citizen Kane The Magnificent Ambersons Othello Mr. …

: Great callback in Rise of Skywalker that I missed the first time: Ben/Kylo: …

: We keep hearing rumors about this upcoming iMac redesign (which I very very much want), but I just …

: Happy Fourth! I’m thankful not that I live in a country that has it all figured out (spoiler: …

: I’m probably imagining this, but it seems like Haptic Touch in HEY is just a tick quicker than …

: I’ve not had time to dig into much of the WWDC announcements, but one thing that strikes me as …

: Hey, at least I brought my DSLR to the hospital for this birth

: Anyone else notice Face ID working almost all the time while wearing a mask?

: Welcome Jude Bayless Wadlington! Mom and baby are doing great!

: Colin Powell says he’s voting for Biden. Other top Republicans may soon follow. Former GOP leaders …

: Alexandra Petri is the best. Trump explains his favorite Bible stories

: Yes! Now go watch Season 1! ‘Tuca & Bertie’ Animated Series Revived at Adult Swim for Season 2

: I have to imagine the reason is that something is happening with iPadOS 14, but why on earth did …

: Ten minutes after being available to purchase, the new iPad Magic Keyboards have already slipped 10 …

: I’ve been thinking a lot about how tracking person-to-person proximity is probably going to be …

: Nice article on my neighborhood in the Post this afternoon: Amid development, Capitol Hill keeps up …

: One hour of playing Animal Crossing on the Switch leads to two hours of playing Animal Crossing in …

: How great would it be if this summer Apple announced that the only new feature is that all current …

: I’m sure most of you have read the Washington Post article on our political and institutional …

: So it’s my first Lent as an Episcopalian, which means learning the whole ropes of this 40 days …

: So, I just deleted all my tweets. Not out of some moral stance on social media (though, I did delete …

: Podcasts are “baseball” and that’s what we listen to on the way to school if …

: wow that all state commercial was a deep cut 30 rock joke

: Number of years I’ve been in DC: 8.5 Number of years Vale has been in DC: 2.5 Number of …

: Back in DC

: How high can the cheese go?

: Selfie with 10% of the passengers on the midnight Chicago to DC flight

: Winter wedding in Indiana

: honestly had no idea that joss whedon and joel cohen had writing credits on the original toy story

: My kingdom to be able to select specific photos to always stay downloaded to my iPad

: (In all seriousness, there’s few movies that are in the Christmas spirit better than …

: A few days late, but finally getting to our annual Christmas viewing of Tangerine!!

: Wishing you the Pappiest of Christmases from our family to yours

: This is such great news. A far cry from a few years ago when WMATA piloted an Apple Pay program and …

: How’s everyone’s day going so far? We’re having a birthday party for bacon

: this ruby tuesday’s music selection is a dmb run away from being described as …

: Big rain and freeze coming today in KY, so had to spend yesterday making sure all the leaves were …

: Good night from Kentucky

: Fun day in KY. Fall is indisputably the best time to be here

: DCA-BNA

: Spending the long weekend in Kentucky before heading down to San Antonio and Austin for the week. …

: our long national nightmare is over tvOS 13.3 adds setting to put back the Up Next queue on the …

: Hello Kentucky friends! Word has it that you have an election today. If I still lived in Kentucky, I …

: From the (brand-spankin' new) family blog, @mcwads: 538

: It’s pretty evident that in low light conditions 1x>2x>.5x on the iPhone 11 Pro, but …

: Few pictures from last night’s Black Keys concert at the Anthem. These are straight (not retouched) …

: It’s been three years since the Cardinals were in the playoffs and after that game it might take me …

: Sundown on the Hill

: I have a Sony RX100 sitting in my Amazon cart. This was finally the year that I was going to pull …

: Ultra wide struggles a bit with dynamic range

: Able to get (most) of the Carnegie Library store in the frame without the pano shot this time

: Ultra wide and wide

: Chinatown crosswalks

: Hopping off at Chinatown

: Changing trains

: Dimly lit metro stations are showing up great

: Light is pretty harsh this time of day, but I can already tell that smart HDR is way better than on …

: Heading back to the Apple Store to pick up the new watch (and see if they have a clear case for …

: For what it’s worth: the titanium Series 5 almost exactly matches the brushed metal on the …

: 10:45am at Apple Carnegie Library. Trying to make the decision between the Stainless Steel and …

: Ugh there was literally only one feature– ONE— that was going to get me to upgrade my …

: Oooh yeah, Sean Baker! Loved the Florida Project and Tangerine is a must-watch Christmas movie every …

: I’ve admittedly been out of the loop for the past few weeks, but it appears that …

: tfw you gotta finish that business deal, but it’s almost lunch

: Neat article on four of DC’s oldest liquor stores, including my neighborhood store: …

: Y’all gotta go to Joshua Tree

: Morning drive through the desert

: Seeing my first dust devil in the Mojave desert

: Lady in Trader Joe’s/my hero: why is everything meatless? I just want normal meat-filled stuff

: Just an absolutely incredible show on the National mall honoring the Apollo 11 moon landing. …

: That article also contains one of my favorite stories about how Hamilton’s daughter, Lauren, found a …

: Google’s tribute to Margaret Hamilton– the woman who developed the software for the …

: In the off chance that you (like me) are an otherwise reasonable person, but are considering putting …

: Great story in the Post today about how a top-secret weather forecast likely saved the lives of the …

: I hope y’all are ready for a week straight of Saturn V pictures

: Saw Spider-Man last night. Also saw no fewer than five people take multiple during-movie selfies.

: Spending the morning sitting in an above ground pool per Florida regulation

: Julie got dressed in DC. I got dressed in South Carolina. But somehow we both ended up in Florida …

: DU-VAL

: These annual building museum exhibits are always some of my favorite of the year

: At the National Building Museum’s annual exhibit. This year, it’s the…

: iPad Pro running the first iPad OS 13 public beta is now permanently stuck on micro.blog. Hardware …

: Disco ball sparkle dress on the way to see Lady Gaga!

: My last refuge in Vegas for 3:2 payouts on blackjacks at $10 tables– New York, New York– …

: LGB

: Hard to believe these photos came through the same window

: Finally my time to shine

: …just when I was thinking about buying an iPad with LTE…

: Reading these System experience preview features makes it sound a lot like 3D touch is going away

: The biggest tell of how poorly HomePod has sold is the pitiful amount of cheers for multi-user …

: Apple is doing a pretty good job of convincing me to never organize photos again

: How many times have the iPad and Mac gone last in a keynote?

: Y’all laugh at the seasonal nature of Apple Watch bands, but Julie and I have least one conversation …

: I genuinely love the graphic style of this year’s WWDC and how it’s being used in the keynote

: Oh man, that iPadOS rumor. Yes, please. That.

: It’s still an hour before the WWDC keynote (and thus all our wishes will still come true). Mine …

: I finally made it down to the Carnegie Library Apple Store this afternoon. Such a great renovation. …

: Putting everything we saw in the GoT finale that happened before the council meeting in the previous …

: Game Thrones (or How a Missing Second Act is Causing Problems) I’ve not read the Song of Fire and Ice books, but I’ve seen a lot of TV and movies, so I …

: “Eat some French fries, then you can have more green beans” is not high on the list of …

: Bonus series finale tie in: I wonder what the You’re the Worst and Veep finales would have …

: One last Veep thought: Jonah-as-Trump may feel a bit obvious, but Jonah isn’t written to …

: I hope everyone is enjoying my slide into only writing about series' finales! Let's not mince words …

: Sad to have missed the Carnegie Library Apple Store opening this morning, but I’ll try and get there …

: Calzone delivery guy: have you all been on vacation? I haven’t seen you in a while Me:

: Quite a baseball sky tonight

: At the Capitol this morning with my mom and dad to meet with one of their former students– Rep …

: Not sure I’m going to be beating this Stand goal anytime soon

: One of the exhibitions at the War Memorial Museuem was a collection of photographs of the war called …

: Good night, Hoi An

: Good morning, Hoi An

: Splurging on our hotel at our second-to-last stop, Hoi An

: Some of these cave swimming pictures are the things of nightmares (you’re welcome for posting)

: At Phong Nha National Park: hiking through the jungle, over the rocks, and into a crevice, to get to …

: Y’all, we did it! We successfully avoided peak pollen season in DC by being 8500 miles away …

: Also, it’s movie night at the Farmstay, so we’ve set up a screen, moved in the …

: seeing the notification of my last message, Julie says: “I wouldn’t say shouldn’t …

: Pictures to come, but can confirm that the types of active excursions I easily did in my 20s, I …

: Out of the city and into the country. Phong Nha Farmstay for the next few days

: Morning cruise on Ha Long Bay

: Good morning, Ha Long

: I’ve got lots of good Ha Long Bay pictures to post, but we got to talking with a group of …

: Letting the Post say it for me this time

: Have to fight the urge not to stop every five minutes and take pictures. Hard to imagine more …

: Xin chao from Vietnam! Leaving Hanoi this morning for the trek up to Ha Long Bay

: Forgot to mention it earlier, but in case y’all were wondering, Cambodia is hot too

: Sunrise over Angkor Wat

: y’all our plane has propellers

: I’m not sure this counts as food, but here we are

: Finding all the Thai street food

: Buddha, reclining

: Y’all. Thailand. It’s hot

: Wat Arun from the Chao Phraya River

: It’s my fourth time here and I’m still as impressed as the first time I set foot in …

: Our seats for the next 18 hours and 45 minutes on the longest commercial flight in the world: Newark …

: Brushing up on our tuba

: If this story from the Verge is accurate and Amazon truly only paid $97 million for Eero, it’s even …

: It was only five short years ago when FX debuted Married. I didn’t watch a single episode. I …

: I’d love to know why Apple is pre-announcing more and more hardware. AirPower is part of this, …

: Here’s a great article with lots of spoilers for everything up to the finale of Crazy …

: Rainy day on the Hill

: Sunset on the Zambezi

: Hot take on Dropbox limiting the free tier to three devices: I get they need to better monetize …

: C’mon Dropbox, that’s a lot of pressure on Apple to implement feature parity on iCloud …

: Ooooh our Singapore to Bangkok aircraft was just switched to a 787. First trip on a Dreamliner and …

: Fingers crossed that the new 12.1.2 AppleTV update fixes my Up Next queue trying to play from …

: Getting a new Mac is a different kind of feeling. Phones, watches, and iPads are fun because so much …

: Nothing like getting a new Mac

: M. Night Shyamalan after finishing the first draft of Glass: “Nailed it!”

: Baby Vale requests that if the government shut down is going to last much longer, that we at least …

: That Hitchcock and Scully origin episode of Brooklyn Nine-Nine was the exact amount of weird I …

: Remember the days when I would plan trips eight months out? We arrive in Bangkok three months from …

: Part of me also thinks that the iMac may be the first Mac to get an Apple-designed chip. But I could …

: Really the main hesitation on buying the new Mac mini was the potential for Face ID in the next …

: This new Mac Mini is also somewhat of an indictment of photo editing on the iPad Pro. iPad editing …

: Alright. Ordered a new Mac Mini (3.2GHz i7, 16GB RAM, 1TB SSD). Editing photos on my 2015 MacBook …

: Also, I just spared you all a ‘mind-‘bogle’ing’ pun, so you’re welcome

: It’s the nichest of niches, but it’s surprising to me that John Bogle’s passing didn’t …

: Hey Siri, what are some sick burns I can say to my dog

: Getting travel ready

: Early bird does not get the scooter

: Two beers and then walk the aisles on the Acela train. Try it

: …and here’s that travel cable strategy in all its glory

: Oh ya know, just spent the morning trying to come up with a new travel charging cable strategy, as …

: Of course, Baby Vale asked that why— as residents of Washington DC— we have no federal …

: We voted!

: Next time you all see my mom ask her who won in street bible trivia

: People next to us at dinner: “how can New York City continue to fund small theaters in a time when …

: The naming of of the iPhone XS and XS Max is pretty terrible, but I really think Apple considers …

: I was impressed with how easy it was to advocate for the XR, though: same-type screen as your iPhone …

: It’s funny how the narrative of the 5C being not a great phone spread. Enough so that I was …

: How can we be more like John McCain? Figure out what drives your values and then do things to …

: Not sure I can overstate John McCain’s importance to how I think about things politically. I …

: The makeup of the fried rice in my lunch today Rice: duh Carrots: of course Onions: yum Peas: Ok …

: This is what Southwest first class looks like

: Our STL-LAS flight just got pushed back an hours. AMA

: This is what happens when you’re in St. Louis and you get to the airport two hours early

: At 18 hours and 45 minutes long, it’s the longest flight in the world and it’s not even …

: Y’all. Julie just let me book us on that Newark to Singapore nonstop flight

: If this flight coming to DCA is truly en route, Baby Vale would like to know why our departure time …

: Happy that my shirt and pants can clean up for the guy who shaved his beard on the metro

: Commercials shouldn’t be allowed to have crying babies while baby Vale is napping

: Twitter poll: we’re getting a new car in a few days, should the first album we listen to be: …

: tfw you tweet about a ceiling leak before telling your bae, but she’s subscribed to your feed

: You, an ill-informed person: I can’t believe they haven’t picked up your trash, yet Me, …

: The people: Did you really just want to come back to mention that the trash hadn’t been picked …

: Put the trash out on Sunday night and it still hasn’t been picked up. I can almost smell the …

: Y’all mind if I start writing stuff on here again?

: (That movie was Hereditary and thanks to iTunes $5 horror movie sale, I now own It Follows, Let the …

: The best kind of movies are the kind that make you want to go home and watch eight more

: Y’all. I’m about to see 2001 on the biggest screen I’ve ever seen. Like I’m kind of worried that …

: If someone tells you I edited a photo and the black point is <.50, you can tell that person that …

: What’s the point of TV if Brooklyn Nine-Nine isn’t on it?

: Brides!!

: Married!

: It’s only official when you sign

: (That’s right, I have vacations todo items. Didn’t you notice that big ‘3’ badge on Things?)

: Deleting Outlook and replacing it on my home screen with Sunlit is going to be the first todo item …

: 2018-05-03 Buenos Dias from Costa Rica! Starting my two weeks of travel sipping coffee and enjoying …

: What are y’all doing today? I’m watching baby Vale pull up the carpet and lick the bottom of it

: Guy on the metro with his bike sitting in the middle of two seats listening to music without …

: I’m sure there are other examples of an outside force strong-arming an industry, but this …

: Dissertations will be written about that Lorde costume change

: After the 7:30am start time for the 10-mile race this morning, Lorde is really testing us with this …

: how-do-babies-sleep-in-that-position dot tumblr dot com

: I’ve written four paper checks in the past 12 hours. Pretty sure that makes me a CPA now, so …

: Central Park on a gray day

: 9am flight to New York and then a 3pm flight back to DC today. Didn’t even bring a lightning …

: Always have to make sure to install WatchOS updates right after the top of the hour so that you …

: Ha- it’s definitely still Spring Training here. That was Tim who said that, not Al. Guess …

: “You’ve heard of Michelle, my bell? Well this is Marcell and he’s batting cleanup …

: small brain: cubano for lunch big brain: soup for lunch galaxy brain: cubano and soup for lunch

: I’ve posted to Instagram twice in the past 18 months, but I still get spam likes on a ton of …

: Hotel has an iMac running 10.7 and it may as well be in a foreign language. I cannot for the life of …

: Why?, you ask? Well because while everyone is trying to get out of New York, I’m heading to the …

: I’ve booked and then had cancelled more forms of transportation in the past few hours than I have in …

: My parents are currently auditioning for the Baby Boomer version of the next HomePod ad by fighting …

: Definitely didn’t have “104 temperatures” and “Wind Storm” on the …

: That being said, I really want a post TNG/DS9 series. For a franchise that prides itself on being so …

: Those who say Star Trek: Discovery “isn’t the Star Trek you know”: you’re …

: I have a HomePod that is currently playing the Once and Future Carpenter by the Avett Brothers. AMA

: Speaking of Apple, let me talk about an AppleTV feature I love: I just got a text that I should …

: Aaaaaaanyways— that probably should have been a blog post (or at least a threaded conversation), but …

: Apple believes in “openness” as so far as it doesn’t mess with their hardware-selling business. …

: Google and Amazon’s business models may allow you to buy other competing devices—but their …

: Re: This article from The Verge I don’t necessarily disagree with the premise that the HomePod …

: I’ve seen enough movies to know that three black SUVs parked in front of your house is rarely a good …

: First day of daycare and parents already asking us questions we don’t know the answer to. …

: Last run of the day, first black diamond of the day

: High of five degrees out on the ski slopes today. Low of 95 degrees in the hot tub tonight

: Oh man— what are we forgetting for baby’s first five-hour road trip??

: The more I think about the HomePod, the more important AirPlay becomes (and not just because Star …

: Going to see Phantom Thread and then coming home to watch the second half of the Kentucky game. …

: It feels like there should be a gradual increase of happy hour prices rather than just charge you …

: On Sunday, I wanted to watch Star Trek: Discovery, but with my house still full of extended family, …

: Staring down a 3.5 day work week with a big ski trip (and Baby Vale’s first vacation!) at the …

: I almost said to Julie, “I’m going to play a little Stardew Valley and then be up to …

: 1:30pm brunch reservations after a 9am church service means you have to be very careful not to blow …

: Supreme irony I posted what I did right before a movie about basic decency, privilege, and the …

: In the previews for Shape of Water and I’m 90% sure I have a movie talker next to me. Pray for us …

: Fixing Apple Watch's Move Goal I mentioned last week that I was trying to figure out how to fix the Apple Watch’s activity …

: I’ll reconsider getting the HomePod: When the reviews come out When (if!) it ever goes on …

: I successfully resisted the urge to buy a HomePod. Please clap.

: Diamond Beach at Jökulsárlón Glacial Lagoon in Iceland. Lots of ice chunks on a black sand beach. …

: Really happy to get this post on the basics of discounted travel with credit card points out; I get …

: The Five Basics of Credit Card Points and Airline Miles There are three things everyone should know about credit card points and airline miles: This …

: I’m most excited about Shape of Water’s nomination– mainly because I haven’t …

: Mostly happy with at least the list for Academy Award best picture. I’m sure there’s …

: I was excited when the HomePod was announced, but eight months later $350 seems steep for the …

: What a waste when a few perfectly good thunderstorm is forecasted for while you’re asleep

: I really need Dwayne Johnson to find his Die Hard

: It’s such a nice day for a run, I think I’ll stay in and watch football

: What are y’all doing tonight? Julie and I are talking about the Oxford comma

: Red Sparrow is totally going to turn out to be a prequel to the Americans

: What It Means to "Support (My) Family" Julie and I are both lucky enough to work in jobs where we both have Good bosses who support …

: One annoying thing that’s cropped up recently with my AirPods: they’re connecting to my …

: The Matterhorn right after sunset from our hotel room in Zermatt, Switzerland. For all the mountains …

: I’m mostly on board with the iPhone X not showing the battery percentage, I just wish there …

: I can’t decide if I’d rather have several small snow events (like what’s slated …

: On our day off, baby Vale and I decided to watch Community instead of eating Tide Pods

: Day 10 of looking for Qatar Airways business class award space on British Airways website and still …

: One of those days getting things in order so that I can get other things in order tomorrow. Always …

: One major benefit of getting old: when you plan group trips everyone is willing to pay a little …

: You can almost feel the unrest under your feet in New Zealand. There’s so much seismic …

: Since it’s in the news, starting out with one of the places on the New York Times 52 Places to …

: I really want to start posting more pictures from our travels the past few years. Maybe Travel …

: But I’ll give Up Next on the AppleTV this: I just switched my Hulu login and my progress on …

: Up Next on the AppleTV works 90% of the time, but that 10% almost makes it more annoying. It …

: Season 2 of Fortitude was spectacular. It reminded me so much of those early seasons of Lost. Highly …

: Season 2 of Fortitude was spectacular. It reminded me so much of those early seasons of Lost. Highly …

: With the amount of spam calls I get, I truly believe that my phone number must be etched into the …

: With the amount of spam calls I get, I truly believe that my phone number must be etched into the …

: Slightly Out of Reach: t.co/CAmTLDWCi…

: Slightly Out of Reach I’d like to say I’ve been running for years, but it’s probably a bit more accurate …

: I’ve really been trying to integrate @Agiletortoise Drafts app back into my workflow. I just need …

: I’ve really been trying to integrate @Agiletortoise Drafts app back into my workflow. I just …

: Well, I did get cold. But only about two miles into the run, which means I was two miles away from …

: Well, I did get cold. But only about two miles into the run, which means I was two miles away from …

: My gym is only three blocks away, so I usually jog there to warm up, even if it’s single …

: My gym is only three blocks away, so I usually jog there to warm up, even if it’s single …

: When people told me that parenthood meant doing a ton of laundry, I thought they meant a ton of baby …

: When people told me that parenthood meant doing a ton of laundry, I thought they meant a ton of baby …

: Person tuning into Crazy-Ex Girlfriend for the first time last night: “I was on the fence when the …

: Person tuning into Crazy-Ex Girlfriend for the first time last night: “I was on the fence when …

: The Venn diagram of people who watch Fortitude and people who would actually live in an Arctic town …

: The Venn diagram of people who watch Fortitude and people who would actually live in an Arctic town …

: I’ve been getting a ton of questions recently about credit card points and airline miles. I really …

: I’ve been getting a ton of questions recently about credit card points and airline miles. I …

: Just to be clear: I don’t think the Cardinals should or will go to eight years. It’s a Hail Mary …

: Just to be clear: I don’t think the Cardinals should or will go to eight years. It’s a …

: There is zero doubt in my mind that Scott Boras leaked Eric Homser’s 7 year, $147 million offer from …

: There is zero doubt in my mind that Scott Boras leaked Eric Homser’s 7 year, $147 million offer from …

: I’m finally going to finish Buffy the Vampire Slayer tonight. Only twenty years too late

: I’m finally going to finish Buffy the Vampire Slayer tonight. Only twenty years too late

: Happy 10th birthday, baby Bella! Here’s to ten more! t.co/aOCtSys0Z…

: Happy 10th birthday, baby Bella! Here’s to ten more!

: I deserve credit for this too as that I took several flights and lived t.co/5lleFUd5v…

: Looks like @julesmcclure will start with episode 2 t.co/Ttnr270At…

: I took the day off to stay home with Baby Vale and somehow still amassed a 19-item todo list.

: I took the day off to stay home with Baby Vale and somehow still amassed a 19-item todo list.

: Seeing What Sticks: t.co/zQ1JvILxp…

: Seeing What Sticks New Year's gets a bad rap. I think it's because there's plenty of things that are involved with the …

: Food hangovers are the new alcohol hangovers

: Food hangovers are the new alcohol hangovers

: Last year t.co/HlVJWKJvq…

: This year t.co/bYMHYMvnJ…

: This year

: Last year

: Can’t wait to use that sweet phone line surge protection on my new surge protector …

: Can’t wait to use that sweet phone line surge protection on my new surge protector

: Always fun when you call to cancel a flight and you have to explain the cancellation rules to the …

: Always fun when you call to cancel a flight and you have to explain the cancellation rules to the …

: Taking her first flight home t.co/rvnZkT3x4…

: Taking her first flight home

: We’re so proud of Bella’s newest certification t.co/kzG9ykmdg…

: We’re so proud of Bella’s newest certification

: From our family to yours, wishing you the Pappiest of Christmases and easy hangovers in the new year …

: From our family to yours, wishing you the Pappiest of Christmases and easy hangovers in the new year

: Enjoying the last Christmas where I don’t have to hear people ask, “But doesn’t Apple slow down old …

: Enjoying the last Christmas where I don’t have to hear people ask, “But doesn’t Apple …

: Oh man, never tweet at MoviePass support t.co/3ocXU76rc…

: Probably not the best idea we’ve had t.co/85RXHJktk…

: Probably not the best idea we’ve had

: I think $10/month will be “worth it” (whatever that means) with the next Apple Watch (or more …

: I think $10/month will be “worth it” (whatever that means) with the next Apple Watch (or more …

: Seems like there’s a lot of money to be made by a carrier that can: A. Get Apple to unbundle the …

: Seems like there’s a lot of money to be made by a carrier that can: A. Get Apple to unbundle the …

: He didn’t get the two catches t.co/bRnsT3iIF…

: It’s that time of year again when a football player getting two catches means an additional $350 in …

: It’s that time of year again when a football player getting two catches means an additional $350 in …

: I love the HiRise Duet, but I feel like I’m really missing out not going the Qi charging route. …

: I love the HiRise Duet, but I feel like I’m really missing out not going the Qi charging route. …

: I really like Stephen Piscotty, but I can’t tell you how happy it makes me that he was traded to the …

: I really like Stephen Piscotty, but I can’t tell you how happy it makes me that he was traded …

: Two hours until my Last Jedi showing and still haven’t been spoiled. Chances the 201 unread tweets …

: Two hours until my Last Jedi showing and still haven’t been spoiled. Chances the 201 unread …

: This lady on my call who keeps referring to Kentucky as “the Commonwealth of Kentucky”: &lt;110 …

: This lady on my call who keeps referring to Kentucky as “the Commonwealth of Kentucky”: …

: I don’t want to complain too much about this, but… You all know that BLUF emails are how all emails …

: I don’t want to complain too much about this, but… You all know that BLUF emails are how all …

: RT @WaltHickey: have you ever looked at the list of top grossing movies when you exclude all …

: I’m supposed to be coming up with a project schedule for updates to a Systems Inventory list, but …

: I’m supposed to be coming up with a project schedule for updates to a Systems Inventory list, …

: t.co/upz0sCL2d…’s junk mail filter has quietly gotten really good. I can’t remember the last …

: Mail.app’s junk mail filter has quietly gotten really good. I can’t remember the last …

: I mean, my hair is not even that crazy tonight. That lady should catch me at the 7:30am morning walk …

: I mean, my hair is not even that crazy tonight. That lady should catch me at the 7:30am morning walk

: Out taking the dog for a walk. She goes up to random person Rando: “what a good do….wait, you’re the …

: Out taking the dog for a walk. She goes up to random person Rando: “what a good do….wait, …

: Jingle Jangle is the truth t.co/wuEYZq4Xd…

: RT @gruber: How great is Derek Jeter? So great that he’s still the best player on the Yankees.

: The CORRECT ranking of weather: snow»&gt;rain»»»»»»»»sunshine Come at me

: The CORRECT ranking of weather: …

: Brats, Brussels, wine, and fries, in preparation for snow (and for next week) t.co/dziaqDj5x…

: Brats, Brussels, wine, and fries, in preparation for snow (and for next week)

: I mean we’re pretty sure at this point that the only reason the Cardinals are being included in the …

: I mean we’re pretty sure at this point that the only reason the Cardinals are being included …

: Top three most emotional moments thus far: Bringing her home Getting her first passport in the mail …

: Top three most emotional moments thus far: Bringing her home Getting her first passport in the mail …

: Justice League is a lot like a website banner ad: I’m vaguely aware it’s there and slightly annoyed …

: Justice League is a lot like a website banner ad: I’m vaguely aware it’s there and slightly annoyed …

: I’m pretty sure critics haven’t seen the typography in the Murder on the Orient Express ads or they …

: I’m pretty sure critics haven’t seen the typography in the Murder on the Orient Express ads or they …

: If spring cleaning is a deep house cleaning, fall cleaning is a deep computer-file cleaning

: If spring cleaning is a deep house cleaning, fall cleaning is a deep computer-file cleaning

: I used to look for ways to decrease the cost of my Washington Post subscription. On days like today, …

: I used to look for ways to decrease the cost of my Washington Post subscription. On days like today, …

: On Wednesdays, we leave the flash on: t.co/TZvIdMaZP…

: On Wednesdays, we leave the flash on One of these days I’m going to stop talking about the iPhone X camera. Today is not that day. I’ve …

: It’s Wednesday and we didn’t wear pink t.co/WPbsM9HB4…

: It’s Wednesday and we didn’t wear pink

: Face ID on the iPhone X works just as well as expected. Only real complaint is that when it does …

: Face ID on the iPhone X works just as well as expected. Only real complaint is that when it does …

: One more obligatory baby Vale iPhone X Portrait Mode picture. The blur that Apple uses is a bit too …

: One more obligatory baby Vale iPhone X Portrait Mode picture. The blur that Apple uses is a bit too …

: I can’t believe I went this long without a phone that can do Portrait Mode. It’s absolutely …

: I can’t believe I went this long without a phone that can do Portrait Mode. It’s absolutely …

: I made an exception for the kid who said ‘Trick or Trump’

: I made an exception for the kid who said ‘Trick or Trump’

: I have a strict ‘say trick or treat or no candy’ rule

: I have a strict ‘say trick or treat or no candy’ rule

: Apple Store wouldn’t initially load, but once it did, it took three clicks to pre-order the iPhone …

: Apple Store wouldn’t initially load, but once it did, it took three clicks to pre-order the iPhone …

: Love that there’s a team to root for in the World Series

: I was just sitting here thinking, “Ugh, I wish this baseball game would get over so I could play …

: I was just sitting here thinking, “Ugh, I wish this baseball game would get over so I could play …

: I have to stop starting to play Stardew Valley at 10:30 at night

: I have to stop starting to play Stardew Valley at 10:30 at night

: Wasn’t really looking for an answer to the question, “What about nice temperatures, but oppressively …

: Wasn’t really looking for an answer to the question, “What about nice temperatures, but oppressively …

: With the weather as warm as it is, good to have Nationals baseball confirm it’s October

: I was going to originally title that ‘Apple’s WoeS problems’. But I’m not sure I’m ready to head …

: I was going to originally title that ‘Apple’s WoeS problems’. But I’m not sure I’m …

: WatchOS Woes: t.co/h2ZfkItxB…

: WatchOS Woes The biggest dread I have before running nowadays is dealing with the WatchOS 4 music app. Normally …

: 50 unread emails and 14 more todos. That’s doable today, right?

: 50 unread emails and 14 more todos. That’s doable today, right?

: Google which cut of Blade Runner I should watch. Quickly decide to stop computing for a week

: Seems like this gets earlier every year t.co/Lr9Z3B7W3…

: Seems like this gets earlier every year

: Looking forward to repeating the fun in Darren Aronofsky’s messiah!

: Looking forward to repeating the fun in Darren Aronofsky’s messiah!

: Good to see Dropbox updated to take advantage of native Files support on iOS 11. Was worried Apple …

: Good to see Dropbox updated to take advantage of native Files support on iOS 11. Was worried Apple …

: yep t.co/WKIfy7hvP…

: Wish I also had a cool Puerto Rico onesie t.co/BQyKxATBB…

: Wish I also had a cool Puerto Rico onesie

: Yo, @netflix: I get why you don’t want to support Up Next on AppleTV. You should, but I get it. But …

: Yo, @netflix: I get why you don’t want to support Up Next on AppleTV. You should, but I get it. But …

: Pass t.co/XQmSyA1lA…

: This girl owes me a ticket to Logan Lucky t.co/k5IFxpHVe…

: We’ll just buy her a ticket to see Wonder Woman while we see LL t.co/0NHzQ9Tip…

: Straight from the horse’s mouth, y’all t.co/p5iSLFNIt…

: Baby V, gonna need you to go ahead and hold off coming until I see Logan Lucky this weekend

: Baby V, gonna need you to go ahead and hold off coming until I see Logan Lucky this weekend

: Remember when we wanted it to be 2017?

: This app may come in handy t.co/0G3PNTApq…

: Sign of the times: John McCain lives up to his Maverick name by being decent and following the …

: RLRT @SOKYBallCards I can’t believe they’re not playing Mariah Carey’s Toxic

: Wishing I had a big ice couch in DC today t.co/kyQMKzEkD…

: My second favorite thing to yell is “Go Cards!” to tourists in (STL) Cards hats. My favorite to yell …

: I’m glad I don’t hate anything as much as my dog hates the mail man

: I’m glad I don’t hate anything as much as my dog hates the mail man

: My second favorite thing to yell is “Go Cards!” to tourists in (STL) Cards hats. My favorite to yell …

: Wishing I had a big ice couch in DC today

: 12:02pm is a good of time as any to start t.co/iKl1bzdOU…

: Kickstarter is the id of America

: This makes me unreasonably proud t.co/BYNasO8g3…

: Ready for their third bourbon t.co/gpi8K6esj…

: Ready for their third bourbon

: Baby Driver was so good that we’re going to do a Beguiled/Big Sick double feature on Tuesday

: Baby Driver was so good that we’re going to do a Beguiled/Big Sick double feature on Tuesday

: It seems like that the only thing Pitch Perfect 3 is about is how unnecessary Pitch Perfect 3 is.

: It seems like that the only thing Pitch Perfect 3 is about is how unnecessary Pitch Perfect 3 is.

: Mainly because while the iPhone may have literally changed how the world works, work the touch …

: I proceeded to stare at that blue marble and the slide to unlock screen for hours on end.

: I arrive home, slice through the protective wrap, and pull the phone from the box. I power it on and …

: By 6pm, I’m heading home with my new 8GB iPhone.

: At 5pm the doors open and the reps take the first five people, leaving me as the new head of a line …

: The teenager turns him down. The second guy in line does not

: At 4pm, a guy in a suit walks up to the teenager with the first spot in line and offers him a $1000 …

: I honestly don’t even remember what I did to pass that day away. I’m sure I brought my PowerBook 12″ …

: Six people and two iPod Hi-Fis were in line in front of me.

: I tell myself that getting back to the store at 6am for a 5pm release is good enough. At 4:30am, I …

: There were four people in line. I felt OK about my chances of getting both a good night’s sleep and …

: Ten years and one day ago, I drove over to my closest AT&amp;T store to see if I was indeed …

: Dreading a meeting since I didn’t have time to prep for it today. Get to meeting &amp; …

: Dreading a meeting since I didn’t have time to prep for it today. Get to meeting & …

: TGIF

: Hey Siri, can dogs have Easy Cheese?

: Left side takes me to work, right side takes me to Golden Corral t.co/L24Q3DeSf…

: Left side takes me to work, right side takes me to Golden Corral

: Girl picked the air-band episode. Guy was wishy-washy (and was clearly less versed). I’m on team …

: Couple next to us at dinner–clearly on a firstish date– talking about their favorite episode of …

: Couple next to us at dinner–clearly on a firstish date– talking about their favorite …

: Good day for baseball, bad day for the Cards (as expected) t.co/fBBl1bmTd…

: Good day for baseball, bad day for the Cards (as expected)

: RT @LangoschMLB: #STLCards have their first five-home run game since Sept. 27, 2016. Their 11 runs …

: Yeah, it wasn’t tonight’s game t.co/e2Zddcfv9…

: Got seats behind home plate, so we’ll probably be on TV the entire game. Gotta tell @julesmcclure …

: Cards are in Baltimore this weekend and with the way they’re playing, I can only get geared up to go …

: Cards are in Baltimore this weekend and with the way they’re playing, I can only get geared up …

: Twitter followers: what are you supposed to do with a real life book once you’re finished reading …

: I should probably clarify that I have read books before, but I don’t think I’ve ever read one that’s …

: I just bought a book—a real life book with paper and ink. People who see me reading it are going to …

: RT @jwadlington: @julesmcclure said that this wasn’t worthy of Instagram, but I told her it would be …

: Bibimbap for dinner courtesy of @julesmcclure t.co/Dx4rxksU7…

: Bibimbap for dinner courtesy of @julesmcclure

: Funny(?) story: We also had tickets for Tuesday. Theater double booked our reserved seats and gave …

: Wonder Woman. My comprehensive Twitter review: t.co/cEmTJdUWV… Recap of earlier comprehensive …

: Han and Leia t.co/JqzR1eeeb…

: Saw a great movie, drank some bourbon, and just tweeted a lot. AMA

: That’s an Exxon station t.co/dPZhips4a…

: Matheny obviously isn’t to those points, but his willingness to reject modern baseball is killing …

: Shaq at point guard would have been a disaster. Peyton Manning as a defensive lineman would have …

: The problem is that drafting or signing great players is only as effective as how they’re deployed.

: But baseball has changed and the Cardinals have been successful because they’ve been at the …

: Look, Matheny was one of my favorite Cardinals growing up and he would have been an OK manager in …

: I don’t believe that Mozeliak is in trouble (Mo doesn’t either). He’s just trying to appear to …

: RT @vivaelbirdos: If Mozeliak isn’t secure, there’s something deeply wrong with the …

: Wonder Woman review: …

: Let me guess the entire content of said press conference: “NO YOU’RE THE LIAR”

: Also, apparently Twitter failed to inform me that Trump was having a press conference today.

: RT @jwadlington: Dealer: 20 Mike Matheny: Hit Ace M: 21! D: 20 M: Hit 10 D: Bust D:20 M:Hit 5 D:Bust …

: Cardinals fire all the people who have no hand in the current situation. It’s obvious to everyone …

: Cardinals fire all the people who have no hand in the current situation. It’s obvious to …

: Maybe if it started on time… t.co/L6Sga0Fcy…

: “These new millennials don’t know how to walk down the street” – Guy who was also struggling to walk …

: “These new millennials don’t know how to walk down the street” - Guy who was also …

: The best part of 90s RomComs was the unironic use of the Gin Blossoms

: Time to leave DC t.co/Qu9jAGUF4…

: Time to leave DC

: Nice of this plane to have a Nintendo Switch-dedicated tray table t.co/OQQjmlOWm…

: Nice of this plane to have a Nintendo Switch-dedicated tray table

: 10:46am is good a time as any to switch to bourbon (when you’re on your way to Vegas)

: Third Bloody Mary of the day from 30,000 t.co/YgfBCxHTc…

: Third Bloody Mary of the day from 30,000

: Never change, GoGo Wifi t.co/etS0I2cfV…

: Never change, GoGo Wifi

: Exhibit A t.co/6xPPDorEL…

: Not quite sure there’s ever been art that reflects both the wonders and absurdity of life like the …

: Not quite sure there’s ever been art that reflects both the wonders and absurdity of life like …

: Many (Most??) of his turns are not that great, but teenage Jordon would probably argue that …

: James Bond is one of the reasons I love movies. Roger Moore was the reason I got into James Bond.

: About to show my pregnant wife Alien for the first time: great idea or greatest idea?

: About to show my pregnant wife Alien for the first time: great idea or greatest idea?

: Super excited to get to that first todo item on @culturedcode’s newly released Things 3 …

: Discover (finally!) paid out those 10x Apple Pay bonuses from 2015. Would love to know the …

: Discover (finally!) paid out those 10x Apple Pay bonuses from 2015. Would love to know the …

: Breaking out the big guns tonight t.co/8smhF3f2q…

: Pretty sure I’m gonna be able to revisit this tweet often t.co/iKl1bzdOU…

: $5 brunch up charge to celebrate the contributions of our mothers

: $5 brunch up charge to celebrate the contributions of our mothers

: There’s a fine line between “family style” and “buffet” t.co/TWR0nSPF0…

: There’s a fine line between “family style” and “buffet”

: &lt;cat-confused-as-to-why-the-government-penalizes-citizens-and-then-realizing-it’s-easy-revenu …

: Yo, DC folks: what’s this new 10% tax on my Hulu bill all about?

: I refuse to believe that I’m the only person in the world who gets excited at nonstop rain for the …

: I refuse to believe that I’m the only person in the world who gets excited at nonstop rain for …

: Monuments in DC we can all get behind t.co/Xhf6I3yco…

: Monuments in DC we can all get behind

: Pro tip: two bourbons then read the news

: After years of the 140-character limit on Twitter, 280 on micro.blog feels like I’m writing a …

: I’ve had some trouble with the mic on my AirPods and just had them replaced. Interesting that …

: Maybe coinciding with the release of 10.3, but these seem more like backend enhancements on Apple’s …

: Folks with multiple HomeKit switches/lights/etc.: have you noticed a big leap in reliability of your …

: I may have a problem t.co/hzetu46tf…

: Only the Cubs would have a reminder of how much they lose in their championship rings …

: RLRT @julesmcclure oh shit, I may have needed a full bladder

: Probably the best we can hope for is that this movie is directed by the Coen Brothers and not …

: With the game on the line: Is it worse to miss four straight free throws or give up two straight …

: Baseball season

: t.co/dxPvrBlQf… t.co/nhXMhUl1D…

: Iceland has two weather speeds: so nice you want to cry and so snowy/windy that tears are forced …

: Don’t judge me! It took most of you nerds seven years to watch it

: Shameful confession: After about three years, I’m only about halfway through season six on my first …

: That’s how I prefer ‘em, but Moonlight is probably the best of the bunch. Whatever that means. Still …

: Arrival&gt;Manchester by the Sea&gt;La La Land&gt;Moonlight&gt;Hell or High …

: Southern Baptists following what Jesus said (Luke 10:29-37) and standing up for those who need it …

: A Sleepless-Bye Bye Man double feature would probably be the end of movies for me.

: You can text me every 50 minutes all you want AMC, but I’m not gonna go see The Bye Bye Man …

: The lingo of retirement accounts is super intimidating, but in practice it’s pretty easy. I can help …

: Retirement savings in two steps: participate in what your work offers (401k, 403b) and put whatever …

: 40% of their sample is aspiring actors. &lt;hashtag millennials&gt; t.co/67fvJTbP5…

: Probably gonna order a $300 Zelda-playing machine today.

: My biggest complaint about @AppleMusic is how hidden like/dislike are on all platforms. It really …

: Guy on the metro reading the novelization of the movie Batman and Robin. God bless him. …

: Asked the hotel to take off that beer when checking out and they did. Always ask.

: Also, take that my wallet!

: I just went to the hotel minibar, took out a beer, and chugged it. Take that predictability!

: Even the morning after, still can’t quite believe what I just saw. Any hype you’ve heard about …

: So this is happening t.co/tS1hOc7zb…

: Yep t.co/94bGEgl0o…

: Good on @SouthwestAir for extending companion pass options to March 31. Wish it’d have been a day …

: Yo @AppleMusic: appreciate the Christmas music on the new music mix this week. Woulda been nice— ya …

: New MB Pro battery life while editing pictures: 3.5 hours &lt;cat crying after realizing that …

: …and thanks to @SenateMajLdr for taking my call this morning. Always good to let your Senators/Reps …

: If you have concerns or just want to offer support, it’s super low pressure to call your reps! They …

: Thanks to @RandPaul’s office for talking about my concerns today! Disappointed @SenateMajLdr …

: Y’all aren’t tweeting enough. Guess I’m gonna have to go watch Dr. Strange

: OK, caught up. Could everyone tweet more so that I have something to read? t.co/bG49r39FM…

: Could everyone stop tweeting for a few minutes while I try to catch up?

: Coach &lt;crying cat being comforted by empathetic dog emoji&gt;

: Where does second and third on the upgrade list get you on a flight? t.co/5mK25alLb…

: RT @boxcar_fritz: “I feel bad for you.” “I don’t think about you at …

: GaGa’s Joanne is the album that Kings of Leon wants to make. It says a lot that I’m happier that she …

: New custom configured MacBook Pro is officially ordered. Ships Nov 17-25. (was expecting much longer …

: Are we almost to the point in the movie where the two long-time enemies team up to take on the real …

: There is nothing revelatory about Trump’s leaked video, but that makes it no less affecting. This is …

: I believe that our nation is bigger than liberal or conservative, more than the sum of Republican or …

: One more baseball tweet. Ideal scenario: giants over cubs; dodgers over nats; giants over dodgers.

: Basketball season

: RT @vivaelbirdos: I think we have learned a valuable lesson here: if you run away from your problems …

: The cardinals need to just leave St. Louis really quickly

: That f1.8 aperture on the iPhone 7 &lt;cat with heart eyes kissing dog with bone eyes …

: It’s 1/3 of the way there! Just add the ability to swipe to a Now Playing pane and a HomeKit pane

: Biggest watchOS 3 wish: an iOS 10 style control center.

: He’s putting himself in good position to be the lead in the Dewey Crowe spinoff series, though

: Someone needs to tell him that Justified ended last year and they’re not taking any more auditions …

: My biggest question t.co/tfmu69NCq…

: United’s Polaris business class review: &lt;90 emoji&gt; (aka, very good, but still trails …

: Out at Dulles for the unveiling of the new @united business class product, Polaris! …

: Trump announces immigration speech then gets invited to Mexico? Nieto obviously just read that …

: Tweet storm over. Everyone can come out of their bunkers now

: …its subscribers have to not use its service. Is there another business out there that needs to …

: I’ve said this to a lot of people: but as much as I love the service, I’m dubious of its long term …

: If @Moviepass said “we’re raising prices to $45/month but also removing the movie/day limit …

: Here’s the deal with price increases: a portion of @MoviePass base will cancel. So it’s really about …

: Honestly, I get it. $30/month for @MoviePass isn’t sustainable. Especially for someone like me who …

: Wow, @moviepass raised it’s prices 50% (from $30/month to $45/month) with just 15 days notice.

: The CORRECT ranking of Walking Dead Series: Fear the Walking Dead The Walking Dead …

: Fear the Walking Dead &gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; The Walking Dead

: On that note, does anyone know if Hulu routinely crops aspect ratios of its movies? M:I:RN was …

: Just a reminder that Mission: Impossible: Rogue Nation is great and Rebecca Ferguson is why

: I’m honestly pretty impressed that Drudge and Trump saw The Invitation. t.co/0HAQVLsTk…

: Sausage Party: I’ll take my existential crises with honey mustard, por favor

: Kenton will say it t.co/qc74FmIZN…

: Honestly I’m just liking snapchat more. Which reminds me, follow me on snapchat with either …

: I’m not saying that Instagram’s new algorithmic feed has caused this apathy, but it surely hasn’t …

: I somehow got signed out of my Instagram account three days ago and I’ve been too lazy to sign back …

: Reconsideration line confirmed rejection. They were willing to take off all AU cards, but still over …

: There’s not been any indication the 100K UR bonus is a limited time offer. But feels like it has to …

: Applied for Chase Sapphire Reserve and denied. Most likely due to 5/24. I’ll try again for you soon, …

: Anyone tried applying for the Chase Sapphire Reserve this morning? If approved, were you over 5/24?

: RT @tvoti: Ryan Lochte is a Brad Pitt Coen brothers character who got caught.

: Also, lady at my table staying at 14 every single hand. Make my bourbon a double, please

: 7am in West Virginia and the table minimums are still $15. Who are these people and where do they …

: In West Virginia. At a casino. Where the table minimums are $15. Where a guy just hit on 20. He did …

: No, YOU’RE crying at Pete’s Dragon

: Dealer: 20 Mike Matheny: Hit Ace M: 21! D: 20 M: Hit 10 D: Bust D:20 M:Hit 5 D:Bust D:20 M:Hit 7 …

: Both contestants overbidding on the Showcase is exactly the type of cruel world I’m OK living in

: Triple digit heat index, but here I am walking the dog, catching Pokemon

: In the back alley! In a keg! t.co/7LHkXjYLH… t.co/OX2I7OlTS…

: I’d even stick around if what is now free became $10/year. But lowest point of entry is $35/year? …

: Limit the amount of notes that free accounts can sync or limit to plain text. Limiting devices is …

: …and the changes to the free tier is too punitive. Only syncing to two devices? Isn’t the whole …

: I’m coming around to the idea of subscription pricing, but $35/year for an app as poorly designed as …

: Goodbye, Evernote t.co/2P5enINrz…

: No Game of Thrones spoilers, but @julesmcclure and I in almost the exact spot. …

: ID4Ever: bones are basically fine, but wow, they should have taken those bones and buried them deep …

: All of it. But how is that different from all movies? t.co/EeVYEOBEv…

: So stay tuned to your local Twitter client. 1:45pm showing on Sunday. I promise a one tweet review …

: I’ll keep an open mind blah blah blah, but I’m genuinely excited about seeing something I’m sure …

: But since I bought these tickets so early, I’m getting the full ID4Ever (sticking with that one) …

: Anyway, back to why I’m excited. I see a ton of movies. For the ones I have no innate interest, I …

: To that I say, “What was I supposed to do? Take them to see the Neon Demon?”

: You may say, “Jordon, that was dumb. You didn’t have to wait for the reviews for me to tell you …

: So, I’m pretty excited. I bought tickets to Independence Day: Resurgence before the reviews came out …

: If the NCAA actually cared about the “student” part of student-athlete, shouldn’t they let them stay …

: (TL;DR: Ticketmaster fucked us for a long time. Now we get to fuck them)

: And for those of you who haven’t seen it yet, read the ticketmaster settlement: …

: Yes, I did just retweet a tweet from four years ago.

: And now that 12% convenience fee got me 34 free tickets t.co/cdN84599r…

: So are they gonna call it macOS 11 or macOS 12?

: They ran out of bourbon on AA Flight 759 from Athens to Philadelphia because I drank it all

: This t.co/WE0xNHHPE…

: Book now and beat the crowds: I give it five years before Croatia tops every must-visit travel list

: Dubrovnik from above with @julesmcclure @ Dubrovnik, Croatia t.co/FSywILXH4…

: Current status: watching Game of Thrones where they film Game of Thrones t.co/SSAUPwvYp…

: One of the many times @julesmcclure and I stopped on our way down the Dalmatian Coast! It’s a… …

: Copenhagen does not mess around with their bikes

: As poorly as Admirals Clubs compare to lounges in other parts of the world, at least the one in DCA …

: DCA&gt;JFK&gt;LHR&gt;CPH&gt;MUC&gt;SPU//DBV&gt;ATH&gt;JTR//HER&gt;AT …

: If The Nice Guys flops and leaves theaters before I get back from Europe, I’m gonna unfollow all of …

: “We went to see Zoolander, but we meant to see Zootopia!” 7 year-old in front of me in line, now a …

: Hamilton tickets may or may not be on sale right now (get them for January 11 and see it with …

: New Regal Ballston seats: thumbs up emoji cat giving kisses emoji

: Aftermath @ Capitol Hill t.co/UdS7vfhnp…

: Current status: making emergency juleps

: Happy Oaks! Hope everyone started their Julep’s yesterday

: That’s the church I knew growing up

: Don’t be fooled by the text of that @nytimes tweet. The OpEd from the Southern Baptist Convention’s …

: RT @nytopinion: Racial and ethnic diversity is the future of evangelical churches in America. …

: End of red eyes t.co/meE16eO0e…

: The only proper way to end a trip to Vegas is with a red eye

: Vegas somehow manages to be simultaneously the best and worst place in the world

: Waited in line for two hours to save $20 on a rental car, eating a $5.55 7-11 pizza at a downtown …

: Only in Vegas can you say “Turn left at the topless cabaret” with a straight face …

: Puerto Rico trip report: &lt;cat with heart eyes emoji&gt;

: Swimming our way through Puerto Rican caves @ Río Charco Azul, Almirante Sur, Vega Baja …

: Just after @julesmcclure dried off @ Playa La Esperanza, Manatí t.co/HAWcNMPw3…

: Waterfall swimmin' with @julesmcclure! @ La Mina t.co/ZbLu7cyag…

: why do we scream at each other? This is what it sounds like

: Buenos Dias from Puerto Rico! Where’s the pork?

: Peaking through on the way to Puerto Rico @ Davidsonville, Maryland t.co/U5ITo1Fyh…

: But you have to promise @mlb to call grand slams Papa Slams until you die t.co/D4COgTVFw…

: Everybody Wants Some!!: Cats shouldn’t be in fridges

: Batman v. Superman: can the Justice League be Amy Adams, Holly Hunter, Gal Gadot, and Diane Lane?

: RT @MLB: Because only a #PapaSlam is big enough for @Bharper3407’s 100th homer. …

: I hope @mlb is getting paid a lot of money to call grand slams Papa Slams. t.co/VrSr2D1kD…

: Sunset in Barcelona @ Sagrada Famllia t.co/Vud1K0MYJ…

: Bubbles @ Barcelona, Spain t.co/kVoD90Cx8…

: And by dinner reservations, I mean leaving the house at 11pm to go eat a shit ton of tapas

: Barcelona. I can get used to your midnight dinner reservations

: Our Catalan hotel for the night is a castle. Oh yeah @ Parador de Cardona t.co/CVzNNjsaP…

: Buenos Dias from Barcelona! Just a quick few days for tapas and cava

: BWI&gt;JFK&gt;BCN&gt;JFK&gt;DCA

: It’s like they knew I was coming! t.co/FSzE5du9r…

: Heading to Barcelona for a few days on Wednesday. Follow me on @Snapchat at jrwadlington for Spanish …

: 91 hours 31 minutes 37 seconds: the time between preorders of the Tesla Model III began &amp; …

: Happy Opening Day! Hope Yadi brings you all the presents you asked for!

: Wonder Exhibit at the #RenwickGallery @ Renwick Gallery t.co/Q6e97p9Tl…

: Just a reminder: saying things that could be true and expecting people to know it’s a joke makes you …

: I’m pretty sure my @swarmapp top categories are the most descriptive thing ever created about me …

: I’m not a Duke conspiracy theorist, but their seeding and bracket placement does not help dissuade …

: However you feel about IU, it didn’t deserve to face UK in the 2nd round. The same is true for UNC …

: What’s fundamentally unfair is that a not-terrible team like Stony Brook gets embarrassed. I even …

: I feel a little bad for UK itself, but since we measure success in Final Four trips we’d have to go …

: Honestly, the more I think about Kentucky being the #4 seed in the East, the more ridiculous it …

: RT @Joe_Gerth: Kentucky for Kentucky weighs in with its interpretation of last week’s …

: Also just in: in NEWS COMPLETELY UNRELATED TO THE METRO SHUTDOWN, Uber begins tests on how high is …

: If that was any pub other than @washingtonpost I wouldn’t believe it. The logistics of closing metro …

: Whhhaaaa? t.co/0mgIOC4Qx…

: Once again @ExpertFlyer comes through for the perfect award availability. Invaluable tool for …

: RT @RogelioDeLaVega: #JaneTheVirgin has been picked up for Season 3!!! That means 22 more episodes …

: Just got off the metro. The tourists. They’re heeeeeerrrrrreeeee

: I just wish he had let people know that it actually decreases battery life! (this drives me crazy …

: What’s everyone doing tonight?

: No room at the inn for these two guys t.co/xRzpJD3gY…

: The good thing about Pitch Perfect being on TV is that you know what you’re gonna do for the next …

: Oh no, Deleware has no liquor tax t.co/x05VyiSHk…

: Delaware shore @ Rehoboth Beach, Delaware t.co/aSKyhKm9K…

: So I’ll just say go see it. Preferably on an off night with as few people in the theater as …

: The problem is that it’s so different from almost everything I’ve ever seen that I can’t say “It’s …

: I’ve been trying to figure out how to suggest people go see the Witch. There’s no lack of good …

: RT @LWhannell: If you like horror, you’ll love The Witch. If you like being irritated, …

: Carter’s got George Lucasitis: his ideas are (mostly) in the right place, but his execution is …

: I do think Chris Carter needs to be involved in future iterations of the series, but he really needs …

: This is a good overview of my biggest problems with the new season t.co/KmFvGlLk0…

: Some really good, some really crazy, and some really bad things in the X-Files revival. Sounds about …

: Terrifying t.co/VxeYF2sZT…

: This is better than the best case scenario t.co/X5i24KvMN…

: 2016 Films I&#039;ve Seen Hail, Caesar! Deadpool The Witch Zootopia 10 Cloverfield Lane Midnight Special The …

: Hail, Caesar!: you know that thing that you want? Go ahead, have it. No, really. Have it. You have …

: Hey, @DDOTDC, is this an appropriate place for plowed snow? @dcist @washingtonpost @washingtonian …

: Snow day! @ United States Capitol t.co/wCuH1X49a…

: Sledding @ United States Capitol t.co/jAFgm44eP…

: Trench run @ Capitol Hill t.co/HJAHQnXXp…

: (Real) Snowy DC Day @ Washington, District of Columbia t.co/jB2N92AFx…

: Measuring the weekend in inches drank @ Washington, District of Columbia t.co/Rs3VZ7obk…

: Remember that these benches in our backyard are 20″ t.co/nDrgoJ7SJ…

: More to come @ Capitol Hill t.co/XsVw6Zfhu…

: Also I’m gonna snapchat this storm. Or at least snap early &amp; forget it later. If that sounds …

: OK, it started again. False alarm. Blizzard still on.

: Guys, the snow stopped.

: That friend is @julesmcclure

: Anyone know the statute of limitations for accidentally not paying for a twelve-pack of beer before …

: RT @capitalweather: We hereby name this winter storm #Snowzilla t.co/hMYcbmGY5… …

: Movie weekend marathon: Brooklyn&gt;Tangerine&gt;World of …

: Can confirm: the Revenant is bear rapeless

: Gonna try and wrap up 2015 movies this weekend. What do I need to see that I haven’t seen?

: I hope that doesn’t set a bad precedent

: I’ve never heard the piece @AlanTheisen is talking about, but beautifully written tweets get …

: RT @AlanTheisen: Each Ligeti étude is a gorgeous nightmare. Aural Escher. A wind-up toy from …

: Comic book folks: what’s the short version for the difference between inhumans and mutants?

: Happy birthday, baby Bella! @ Capitol Hil t.co/XTZYxjtFr…

: The Hateful Eight: there’s ne’er a movie that could not be made better when you add a little Walton …

: In the five minutes before the 70mm showing of Hateful 8 the film nerdery is palpable

: .@julesmcclure made me go get a pedicure. They just pulled out the cheese grater

: The TV introducing the Indiana Jones exhibit at the NatGeo museum has motion smoothing turned on. …

: Florida State have their hearts set on only losing this game by 7

: FINE. Here’s your Mistress America review: screwball comedy without the comedy and screwing. So …

: I guess I saw The Good Dinosaur &amp; Mistress America in there, as well, but I already tweeted …

: Sisters: what would happen if my mom wrote Judd Apatow’s next movie

: Krampus: St. Nick:Krampus::movie’s ending:the rest of it

: The Force Awakens: A New Hope remake at the exact time we needed A New Hope remake

: The Night Before: newest entry to the Christmas movie canon. Better start prepping your grandmother …

: Mockingjay Part 2: I’ll let you know when they stop wandering around the sewers

: Who’s ready for some tweet reviews of the last five movies I’ve seen?

: Y’all. Santa doesn’t come until you finish the bottle of Pappy

: Wishing you the Pappiest of Christmases from our family to yours @ Eddyville, Kentucky …

: TSA Pre-check puppy @ Ronald Reagan Washington National Airport t.co/G2JkAVCzJ…

: Starting to smell like this will be a Pappy Christmas, after all

: The Night Before the Force Awakens double-feature-that -also-describes-when-I’ll-see-the-movies …

: new phone who dis

: “God, the new movie is not going to be as bad as this, is it?” -@julesmcclure watching Episode 2, …

: Live Photos at weddings. &lt;thumbs up emoji&gt;

: On the Jason Heyward news t.co/2hmcwf6SC…

: At least I can #MakeAmericaGreatAgain by drinking while shoveling snow t.co/sPOHTLdaL…

: Wall-E the Good Dinosaur is not, but cmon, it’s still a Pixar movie

: When is the backlash against the Good Dinosaur backlash going to occur?

: Sure, we could be watching Jessica Jones or Master of None, but here we are, watching Phantom …

: Frohe Weihnachten aus München @ Christkindlmarkt München t.co/XxJq2MgP4…

: First things firsts at the Munich Christmas market: gluhwein! @ Christkindlmarkt München …

: Just like the pilgrims had! @ Augustiner Keller t.co/LuOxlXqfd…

: Happy Thanksgiving from Germany! @ Augustiner Keller t.co/xwM3lxkQb…

: Guten tag from Munich! Beer and sausages for days

: Two rooms down, 998 to go @ Palace of the Parliament t.co/CzjdmgU4T…

: Probably wouldn’t rank Romanian weather in the top three types of weather.

: “Where are you Vlad to come and impale all the corrupt politicians” - Fun Old Romanian …

: Buna seara from Romania! Thanks, @lk_whitehead, for picking us up at the airport! Great to see you!

: The Austrian Airlines A320 seat configuration &lt;thumps up emoji&gt;

: RT @Kwoth83: @jwadlington I just love it when the people I meet are efficient!

: Switzerland is one of my favorite places I’ve ever been. Unending mountains topped with snow, nice, …

: We’ve taken four flights on this trip. Zero of those were the flights we originally booked. Fun …

: Ok, I’ll say it. The hardest thing about traveling is avoiding spoilers for shows until you get …

: It seems like your quintessential Swiss town, but Zermatt has so much Italian flavor. Makes sense. …

: … and they refill it when you drink it t.co/swzixSLEc…

: -25 C, 11,000 ft elevation, 30 mph winds at the highest point. Good day for skiing

: RT @julesmcclure: Skiing the Matterhorn. #McWadsDoEurope @ Matterhorn t.co/BJNEox6yn…

: Kleine Matterhorn @ Kleine Mattherhorn 3850 M! t.co/P0a9kjyUz…

: First run! @ Trockener Steg t.co/gcOHB5CLY…

: Matterhorn trying to come out for us @ Kleines Matterhorn t.co/XdcP9t3Ph…

: The Omnia knew how to welcome me to my room in Zermatt @ The Omnia t.co/E9Ixf0Gds…

: Quickly losing the green @ Randa City t.co/pnt3oqc46…

: Taking the train through the Swiss countryside to Zermatt. The first of what I assume will be many,… …

: Who needs Global Entry when you have Swiss efficiency?

: Guten morgen from Zurich! Good to finally be here, fingers crossed on the luggage.

: BWI/DCA&gt;JFK&gt;ZRH/GVA&gt;BRU&gt;OTP&gt;MUC&gt;PHL&gt;DCA

: Non-airplane update postponed to tomorrow. Sorry to break your heart, folks. t.co/ygyRvUr5z…

: This has been your non-airplane travel update for the evening. Stay tuned tomorrow for other …

: Baltimore-Washington Parkway&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;MARC to …

: Wouldn’t just rereleasing it in theaters be cheaper?? t.co/eyQHHn6UQ…

: Thanks to @thepointsguy for having @julesmcclure and I out last night! Fun night of points and …

: The new series I can get behind takes place after all the shows/movies &amp; acknowledges that …

: I get that brand recognition is the reason this new show is happening, but the whole point of the …

: …weren’t obsessed with the past. Blah blah blah modern film/TV are all adapted &amp; not …

: That’s such a misstep. The new movies are basically fine, but they’re not very Star Trek-y. The …

: You just know that this new Star Trek TV series is going to be set in the same universe as the new …

: Bigger news: the actual series or its distribution method? t.co/r3Sa0Civs…

: Anyone have experience using an international SIM in iPhone? Specifically, can I keep my …

: Yeaaaaaaah, I give it two years t.co/hEoVe9A3M…

: Let’s hope not. I’d rather take the 5A than the metro. t.co/72LCTnUJt…

: Watched the Martian today and left thinking humanity can do anything! Then we went and saw Sicario.

: What else are big purses for? t.co/RbRt6qLD4…

: The Martian/Sicario three-words-total-in-both-titles double feature extravaganza!!

: $267 for business class to Barcelona? Yes, please

: RLRT @FargoFX she’s six, not Pol Pot

: Not sure what you’re doing today, but I’m at an abandoned dog track betting on horses.

: First time ever: Google Maps wrong, Apple Maps correct

: 2Joe, 2Farrell: up $20 for the weekend. Cumulative: up $240.

: Especially with Lester’s yips for throwing to first, fewer base runners should benefit the Cubs. …

: Strike zone talk as negative for Cubs drives me crazy. Who’s the better pitcher, Lester or Lackey? …

: Also good luck to Fox Sports 1 and its broadcasting team. Over/under three innings of me watching …

: Good luck to @Beth_Boyd and the @Rangers! Beat those Blue Jays!

: Well, at least there will be one other city rooting for the @Cardinals

: Hope this is true. She was the best part of an already great broadcast. t.co/kEDGAF7uE…

: Will someone book flights for me from Zurich to Bucharest and back to Munich?

: That said, man it’d be great to beat the Cubs in the NLDS. But take this as a compliment, Cubs fans: …

: Here’s what it comes down to: I don’t mind losing to anyone on that list, but the Cubs.

: I’d flip the Dodgers and Mets, but right on. t.co/tM4Q9vALe…

: Worst part about moving: a ton of good movies come out and you don’t have time to see them.

: RT @ClickHole: Our bloated military budget is completely out of touch with our nation’s true needs. …

: RT @voxdotcom: Of course Pope Francis met with Kim Davis. Jesus would have. t.co/tCy2QKcto…

: Closing out @ Busch Stadium t.co/CyneZyJaO…

: Good night. STL win &amp; @JakeParkerBand @awadlington @michaeltturner @BryantheIntern …

: I have workflows for two different notes apps and two different todo apps and I’m not ashamed about …

: RT @TheOnion: Local Girlfriend Always Wants To Do Stuff t.co/aTb0HHmIx… …

: It’s that time of year: leaves are changing, mornings are cool and crisp, and tons of people can’t …

: Best news of the day: Apple-backed iPhone Upgrade Program.

: Adios, DR! Thanks for the great weekend! @ Punta Cana, Dominican Republic t.co/fxiZ4IU1l…

: Buenos Dias from the Dominican Republic! Just a quick weekend trip

: Ricki and the Flash/Man from UNCLE double feature vacation catchup extravaganza today!

: Guys, monsoon season is real.

: Spending the last night of the honeymoon in Hong Kong @ Victoria Harbour t.co/g8sYhRIj2…

: Thus ends me comparing Hong Kong tourist attractions to southern Tennessee tourist traps.

: I had another ‘See Rock City’ Hong Kong comparison, but decided to stop while this hilarious …

: Symphony of Lights: the Ruby Falls of Hong Kong

: Victoria Peak: the Lookout Mountain of Hong Kong

: Neih hou from Hong Kong! Last stop on the trip!

: Goodbye, Maldives. You were unreal @ Conrad Maldives Rangali Island t.co/5boYC1GzX…

: Room on the sea @ Conrad Maldives Rangali Island t.co/eenIvicou…

: Afternoon drinks at Ithaa, a restaurant that’s completely submerged underwater @ Ithaa …

: Number of Apple Watches spotted at the resort thus far: 7.

: Good night from an over water villa. More to come tomorrow! @ Water Villa - Conrad Maldives Rangali… …

: Easily the most spectacular hotel entrance ever. @ Conrad Maldives Rangali Island …

: Water bluer than the sky @ Conrad Maldives Rangali Island t.co/FHmO6fKqj…

: Afternoon Drinks with @julesmcclure @ Ithaa t.co/pNIbvMUvt…

: Maldives. Lot’s of bats.

: Menus on iPad 2s? Where are we? 2011? (Just kidding, this place is crazy fancy and all I want to do… …

: Thanks to Moses, Poi Lai, Michael, Nathaniel, and Deborah for taking us to the best place for …

: Always sad to leave a country unsure if you’ll ever be back.

: Guys. The equator. It’s hot.

: Guten tag from Frankfurt! Only a short layover this time, but we’ll be back in a couple of months!

: Look who’s not excited about me calling our honeymoon Round-the-World Trip Vol 2! @ Singapore… …

: Look who’s excited about Round-the-World Trip Vol 2! @ Singapore Airlines Flight 25 …

: All @julesmcclure wants before taking off is a little Krug @ Singapore Airlines Flight 25 …

: DCA&gt;JFK&gt;FRA&gt;SIN&gt;MLE&gt;SIN&gt;HKG&gt;JFK&gt;DCA

: Wow. Google the company no longer exists as a separate entity. Only as wholly-owned subsidiary of …

: Holy Crap t.co/beehHkjad…

: It’ll be a sad day for movies when Tom Cruise is too old to hold his breath underwater for 3+ …

: We’re seeing Book of Mormon and Once this week in DC (I know, I know…), so something other than …

: Scheduled a stopover in NYC on the way to Singapore next weekend. May try and see a matinee show on …

: (watching Uber react to Metro mishaps is my favorite schadenfreude pastime…when I’m not on the …

: Only 2.6x surge pricing today? C’mon Uber, you can do better than that!

: On the positive side: if DC gets the Olympic bid, I’ll know my deadline for moving away. @CurbedDC …

: Listen, I buy most of what he’s selling here, but not his larger extrapolation. He’s pulling …

: His source predicts the Cardinals with the best record t.co/s1rrTB81P… and has them first in …

: Ha! Then who is? t.co/pMsQUy11l…

: …if it’s fake if you’re seeing it? Highly recommended, but believe me when I see it’s one of the …

: It focuses on literally recreating what these people see/feel, so while what they show may not be …

: It’s a spectacular film: a documentary on the terrifying things people with sleep paralysis see when …

: Watched the Nightmare yesterday evening. Didn’t sleep last night, not sure when I’ll sleep again.

: Well, maybe biscuits and gravy…or love.

: Nothing better than award availability coming open to close out the last flight of a big trip

: Pizza in an Uber totally cool, right? Right.

: Theater completely full for Trainwreck 15 minutes before. Much smaller theater than Ant-Man, but …

: Wow…Regal waaaay underestimated demand for Trainwreck. Have added showings since we bought our …

: If great bits a Marvel movie makes, Ant-Man is one of the best.

: Can’t obviously extract too much meaning from just two data points, but different from my …

: Two data points: 1) Trainwreck sold out 20 minutes before it starts. 2) Ant-Man 50% full five …

: Ant-Man/Trainwreck double feature…let’s do it!

: Duh. t.co/pXVtM6Qgh…

: Ha. Only a writing nomination for the Americans and none for Jane the Virgin. Hard to take the Emmys …

: …and they left the two best pitchers on the best pitching staff in baseball in the bullpen.

: Kicking around a Greek Islands trip for next year. Any suggestions on specific islands and amount of …

: This graphic pretty well sums up the quality of the Fox Cubs/Cards broadcast tonight. …

: I love the new Bond movies, but sometimes I really miss the tone of the old ones.

: Small, but kind of cool Bond throwback found in Casino Royale: the watch as a weapon. …

: Inside Out also speaks so much to how we watch movies: as a kid, we get a visceral enjoyment. As we …

: All of that being said, look for Inside Out to either win the Best Picture Oscar or to get shut out …

: …core emotions that the experience becomes universal. Kids (&amp; some adults!) don’t know why …

: …on an original IP. Pixar succeeds where others fail in taking these fundamentally silly concepts …

: Only Pixar could have made Inside Out. The major studios can’t/won’t do animation (and this requires …

: Has there ever been a movie that better represents its studio firing on all cylinders than Inside …

: That being said, as @tvoti and others have mentioned: there’s no rhyme or reason for this, but my …

: Hey, y’all! Hannibal’s canceled, so now’s the time to start watching! t.co/POb7BDuds…

: The Cardinals obviously shouldn’t have hacked the Astros in the first place, but man, what a total …

: Reason #10003424 to have a strong password: the Cardinals will guess your weak-ass password and …

: Yeah, that’s right. I use “we” as the pronoun to refer to my sporting team of choice. Wanna fight …

: As if we weren’t hated enough already. t.co/PwARYapGt…

: The correct ranking of vegetables in my lunch today: Onions&gt;Cherry …

: The correct ranking of books I read while in Myrtle Beach: Station Eleven, the Dark Tower, The …

: Lupita Nyong’o, Aaron Paul, Tye Sheridan, and Timothy Olyphant for the movie, please.

: If it isn’t obvious, I finally finished the Dark Tower. Roland’s journey begins where mine ends, say …

: That probably means I’m better off consuming, analyzing, and critiquing art. Which, I think, can be …

: The Dark Tower made me want to be an artist.

: If you’ve ever wondered what 28 inches of pitch on a row of seats looks like, welcome to Spirit …

: Most difficult thing in travel: packing only a personal item on Spirit Airlines.

: I found out long ago, it’s a long way down, FURY ROAD, FURY ROOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAD, FURRRRRY …

: Things have whatever meaning we ascribe to them.

: RT @settern: @jwadlington Not possible, sad to say.

: Anyone know how to send an Apple Watch sketch to someone who’s not in your favorites list? // Cc …

: “Fewer”- Stannis Baratheon and me, most days

: That should save some space for your real glances. I find those the most useful, but swiping through …

: Apple Watch trick: set a modular face to use like a glance. I use Utility as my face, but I’m a …

: Happy Oaks, everyone! Make sure to start making your Juleps this morning so that the flavors have …

: My use case: I have to come upstairs to turn on the string lights in my backyard because they’re …

: Guess who’s buying one of these MT @jwadlington: I get the smart thermostats, scales, lights…but I …

: Heading out t.co/eHN1XBRe4…

: The pinnacle of @SouthwestAir flying: the exit row t.co/rALBRYmrY…

: Non-TSA precheck lines are terrifying.

: RT @NateSilver538: Kris Bryant is the Cubs' most can’t-miss prospect since 4-time Cy Young …

: Is access to handoff from the application switcher new in iOS 8.3? Just noticed it today. …

: Unfriended/Ex Machina double feature, let’s do it.

: Doing that is way easier (and more intuitive) than opening the editing tools, making the changes, …

: I asked one of them why and they said it was to crop the picture the way they wanted it before …

: Interesting thing I’ve been seeing: people sending iPhone screenshots of pictures they took rather …

: Does anyone have a site they use to look up movie times across different chains? Something akin to …

: I’m probably in the minority on this, but I like the colored title bars on the new Office 2016 for …

: RT @notnek: We dug coal together.

: It’s always nice when a show you think you know can surprise you with an ending that’s unexpected, …

: Justified was one of those shows that I would have loved whether or not it was any good.

: Cherry Blossoms @ Tidal Basin t.co/udsca1eaB…

: …and that was after being pretty sold on getting the 38. After wearing a Pebble for the better part …

: 42mm Stainless Steel with Black Classic Buckle

: The correct ranking of seasons: …

: I’m at Lucas Oil Stadium - @indy2018bid for Wisconsin Badgers vs Kentucky Wildcats in …

: Beer in Indy #bbn @ Yats on Mass t.co/lepAD1Crw…

: Final Four flight: MSU fans no showed; Wisc. fans too nice for their own good; Duke fans keep …

: Good showing from Wisconsin fans on this flight, but BBN wins again

: RT @LeapForwardTrav: Senator Robert Menendez — possibly corrupt, definitely bad at using AmEx reward …

: Yep. I loved it. But, some I saw it with weren’t as sold because it wasn’t as scary as they thought …

: Even if I ever never figure out what It Follows is saying, it works on such a visceral level, that …

: Even the day, after I’ll catch myself with a pit in my stomach; just the very palpable sense that at …

: So, It Follows. Has there ever been a movie with more dread in every scene? Every piece of dialogue? …

: Alright, It Follows, let’s do this

: Not much humility there at all. RT @TinyTimmons @jwadlington @gruber #humblebrag

: For the record, I nailed Apple Watch pricing almost exactly. Cc @gruber t.co/J8ItdP8Tv…

: April Fools! It’s April Fools’ and not April Fool’s! Also “jokes”, not “joke”. #aprilfools

: Only two April Fool’s “joke” in my Twitter timeline thus far. Great job, everyone. Keep up the good …

: RT @moryan: #TheAmericans has been renewed for a fourth season. Hooray! 🗽🇨🇳🇺🇸💯🔥👨

: Like the idea of Periscope, but not quite sure how often I’d use it. Would be cool to use abroad, …

: LIVE on #Periscope: Norwegian wood t.co/h9kUFcLGN…

: LIVE on #Periscope: Murder in the City t.co/I4Fm1vgoB…

: Tonight’s tweets have been brought to you by me wanting to go to sleep.

: Biggest accomplishment: Kentucky winning by 40+ or me staying up to watch it?

: Totally ok to go to bed at halftime if you’re up 30, right?

: True fans win money on their teams and then get sleep RT @TinyTimmons @jwadlington true fans watch …

: Ok, Kentucky covered. time to go to bed.

: Can confirm: Cabin in the Woods, still a good movie.

: Saturday night ruined by the person who gave Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt fewer than five stars. …

: I’m editing a file using the Word for Mac beta running on One Drive for Business beta running on the …

: I had some thoughts on Apple Watch in general, and also what it means for travel specifically: …

: Here’s the Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt theme song, for those interested: t.co/nKE7xoEZk… (via …

: It’s a good thing Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt is funny because I’d have to watch it over and over …

: Getting my Apple event chicken! RT @notnek: Heading out to get my Apple event burrito. +@jwadlington …

: One of the best carryon luggage out there is 25% off today: t.co/EbXQMxA3x… Just bought …

: I’m not sure how a movie like Kingsman gets made, but I look forward to reading the many a …

: RT @voxdotcom: Star Trek is great, and Leonard Nimoy’s Spock was the greatest thing about it …

: Here’s to another two years, @southwestair! t.co/OjVm5VEyI…

: Digging out at @snowshoemtn this morning. Worth it for the 15 inches of fresh powder! @ Snowshoe… …

: 2015 Films I&#039;ve Seen Jupiter Ascending Kingsman: The Secret Service It Follows Unfriended Ex Machina Maggie …

: Jupiter Ascending: what a mess. But man, no one does spectacle like Wachowskis.

: With your parents. Your mom loves James Spader. RT @AlanTheisen: Don’t watch 50 Shades. Watch …

: Uhhhh… RT @breakingbytes Samsung advises customers to avoid discussing personal information in front …

: RT @johnfidler: So the new Ghostbusters film will feature women. It doesn’t sit right with me, …

: Triple feature tonight: Horrible Bosses 2 (shut up, I liked the first one), Whiplash, What We Do in …

: Yeah…January 2015 is the first month since October 2012 that I haven’t had at least one flight. This …

: Yeah, now that I live on Capitol Hill, I can’t hear the State of the Union on my TV over all …

: Man, I hope Raylan’s actually pouring Blanton’s out of that bottle.

: Booked for ski season in Switzerland! Who’s with me? MT @FrequentMiler Amazing USAir Availability …

: Favorite Films of 2013 Yeah, I'm a year late on this. Her Short Term 12 Gravity 12 Years a Slave The World's End …

: What do they talk about at the halftime of Louisville games? Kentucky, of course.

: Look on the bright side, at least we can all keep hating Oscar nominations for another year.

: At least the temperature went up 10 degrees from morning skiing @ Snowshoe Ski Resort …

: That’s what I want from any prediction: mostly accurate with a review of what went right, what went …

: That means @capitalweather often spends much of those reviews talking about what they got wrong and …

: I always look forward to @capitalweather’s review of their forecast post-storm because they’re not …

: Trick question: neither are apparently bound by space or time

: What’s taking longer: Roland’s quest for the Dark Tower or me reading it?

: I understand the smart thermostats, the WiFi scales, the wirelessly controlled lights…but I don’t …

: Snow day out the bedroom windows t.co/k36EMdb7T…

: OK, part two, now clear the house.

: Annie: not as bad as reviews are saying. The Interview: not as bad as reviews are saying.

: I should probably mention that @backblaze link I tweeted out is my referral link, so we’ll both get …

: You should get @backblaze. $5/month gives you unlimited backup &amp; it’s stupid easy to use. …

: Perils of new technology: Retina iMac crapped out. Apple (of course) replaced it, but thank goodness …

: Have a great Christmas, everyone! t.co/e9eJgzQSn…

: Looking back, Closer was just OK, but it’s important to me. If Ebert made me realize I loved movies, …

: Closer was the first movie I saw that didn’t fall into my normal viewing habits. It made me realize …

: RLRT Jen: Brandy Sucks.

: Sorry, @julesmcclure RT @ClickHole: 8 Ways Your Life Isn’t Like Harry Potter t.co/JCqFKLFI0… …

: I’ve been informed by my wife that I’m both a “nerd” and “paranoid”. She’s a nerd and paranoid.

: Tense moments(/days) when you buy a new computer and have both your initial local and initial …

: Most companies would see that and change or risk losing customers. But because Comcast has a legal …

: Comcast is just set up to where one person can tell you one thing, but it has absolutely no bearing …

: That’s not really being lied to. It’s more of an institutional lie. Individuals want to do good, but …

: I honestly think that the Comcast reps on the phone/chat and the technician who say they’ll be here …

: What is Comcast’s real problem? It’s easy to say that they just lie to their customers because they …

: Moving in DC is a nightmare because it means dealing with Comcast. Three times they were supposed to …

: Uhhh…I need to watch Twin Peaks. RT @emilynussbaum: YEP. t.co/lM5DiDQuK…

: First flight of the day @ Schlafly Tap Room t.co/NYh33la02…

: Or maybe that tweet just did.

: Daily cleanings from @julesmcclure and mine’s new Roomba, Buddy, has revealed to us and the world …

: Anyone been using the Yosemite OS X beta? Feel like it may be time to install it with iOS 8’s …

: Lady at wedding rehearsal dinner was asking if I thought she got a good deal. RT @bengaskins: …

: Currently on minute 20 of a conversation about a $22,000 jade horse statue.

: Just saw Ghostbusters in a movie theater. Just wanted to let you all know it’s pretty good.

: Caves @ Gran Cenote, Tulum t.co/Difid2gIc…

: Tulum @ Zona Arqueologica de Tulum t.co/cCtNTffdb…

: I’m in Mexico. I love Mexico. Just preparing you all for the pictures.

: Buenos Dias from Tortuga Bay @ Playa Tortuga t.co/iaLQ16u89…

: RT @justinrocket: Pro tip from @ClickHole: When you sense someone might be about to mug you, mug …

: RLRT @julesmcclure let’s start a cover band! Wine tasting guy: Dream big

: A big thanks to Ed and @USAirways for the upgrade to first on the way to @julesmcclure and mine’s …

: Lego Movie/Willow Creek double feature….Let’s do this!

: A Most Wanted Man and Boyhood double feature this weekend. Both excellent in completely opposite …

: Was Phillip Seymour Hoffman’s last recorded line on film “FUUUUUUUUCK”? If so, fitting ending, PSH. …

: Plus, remember how awesome this poster was? t.co/0MmLWpoGc… There’s about 45 other images in …

: I can’t remember the last time the big triumphant moment in a blockbuster felt so conflicted, as if …

: Movie of the summer: Dawn of the Planet of the Apes.

: It’s obviously the antithesis of the show, but the shortened (12 hour) season really helped. Some …

: 24 review: remember what made 24 awesome? It took, a four-year hiatus, but so did the writers. May …

: Alright Snowpiercer, let’s do this (@ AMC Loews Shirlington 7) t.co/zbINcynUg…

: The cardinals season in one play.

: You go through U.S. customs before you leave Aruba. First time I’ve seen this. Anywhere else that …

: Westerly winds @ Arashi Beach t.co/uEbAA85Gj…

: Rough week @ Natural Pool Aruba t.co/IjyzpYBCI…

: Bon Bini to Aruba! View from the room for the week! @ Oranjestad, Aruba t.co/VVuEkSv2Z…

: Third day of Southwest flying international: long lines, but doing what they can to get folks …

: I get the feeling that Leftovers is Damon Lindelof working out his Lost frustrations. I mean that in …

: Also, please let it debut in the fall. The world has been a worse place without Community Christmas …

: Great news about Community, but perhaps what’s most interesting is the distribution model. Does a …

: RT @tvoti: Community has been renewed for 13 episodes by Yahoo, but you knew that already.

: I was literally reading this article on @SouthwestAir’s late-flight reputation when my SWA flight …

: Congrats to the newest KY Colonels, @julesmcclure &amp; @michaeltturner! Big thanks to Rep. …

: Let’s make it happen! MT @McClurePhD Q: What do you wish for the future of research? A: More …

: RT @OnionSports: Report: John Calipari Offered Cavaliers $20 Million To Leave Him Alone …

: Standalones sound better than original recipe MT @IMDb Chronicle director Josh Frank to direct a …

: Thanks for the points advice, @mint, but I’m on top of it. t.co/3iFhsgdaq…

: Afternoon at St. Peter’s Basilca @ Basilica Di San Pietro Citta Di Vaticano …

: Breakfast on the terrace of our Roman apartment! @ Via del Babuino t.co/GFO7ufzx2…

: RT @LeapForwardTrav: Our favorite map app for traveling abroad is free today. Download it here (for …

: RLRT @julesmcclure I don’t care how much I like to watch people die, it’s too hot out here.

: Holes to heaven @ Pantheon t.co/2hWTFHF40…

: RT @Kwoth83: Shoutout to @TinyTimmons, he’s pretty good guy and ladies, he’s single! …

: Good morning from the Roman forum and Palatine hill! @ Foro Romano t.co/vQ3aY8Ta3…

: Good idea. Can’t get any points from tossing coins! RT @bengaskins: @jwadlington Throw in your …

: No coins to throw, hope that means we can still come back! @ Fontana di Trevi t.co/wk5N50ahp…

: Ciao from Roma! Lots of delays and a long flight, but we’ve (finally) made it!

: Look who didn’t get denied to board this time! @ John F. Kennedy airport …

: Thanks to the great folks at americanair for the free drinks! They’re why we may make this …

: Current currency @ Ronald Reagan Washington National Airport t.co/Z7upf8qgu…

: RT @tvoti: Your opinions are not that interesting. The reasoning of your unique brain that read a …

: Funny that I tweet that when the title of the last episode of Fargo was Buridan’s Ass. …

: Exercise in false dichotomy: I like Fargo better than True Detective.

: PSA: @FireworksPizza in Clarendon now has a brunch buffet. Repeat: you can get all you can eat Fire …

: RT @FilmCritHULK: THE OLDER HULK GETS, THE MORE MIND-BOGGLING IT IS THAT PAUL THOMAS ANDERSON MADE …

: Yes, please. MT @mattsinger Jonny Greenwood will be playing THERE WILL BE BLOOD score live at …

: Flights of Fancy @ The Pub at the Monte Carlo t.co/4SoPvdtmg…

: You should. @julesmcclure won $50 playing this morning! RT @Kwoth83: Kinda wanna go play black jack …

: Welcome to the Vegas airport @ McCarran International Airport t.co/Pf41Nuz3q…

: I always forget the hassle of BWI over DCA. Ready for @southwestair to fly out of National!

: Thanks for four incredible years (and one really weird one), Community.

: And just like that, Hannibal becomes Bryan Fuller’s longest running show.

: Now will you please watch? RT @TVbytheNumbers: ‘Hannibal’ Renewed by NBC for Third …

: RT @JayBilas: Former Kentucky star Jodie Meeks will graduate from UK this weekend, further …

: Happy Oaks, everyone!

: That’s @julesmcclure and I that are getting married, not me and Twitter folks.

: We’ll, since @julesmcclure put it on Facebook, I should probably tell my real friends here on …

: Sad that the thing that may surprise me the most about this Donald Sterling ordeal is that David …

: RT @marcoarment: What a huge surprise: the modern FCC does what’s best for the massive corporations …

: I’d really like to try Burger King’s satisfries, but then I’d have to say it out loud.

: RLRT @julesmcclure do you put your ears under your hat? t.co/sq8GfFQ8U…

: Wow.

: Man, how often does this happen? Not sure there’s a better night. #stlcards #kentucky …

: Woodford for me. Better not be Crown and Coke, @Kwoth83.

: What bourbon are we drinking tonight? #bbn

: Around the World trip’s most impressive number: 53 episodes of TV to catch up with. Not even …

: I know how it happened. MT @Cam_Crazie Not really sure how this happens, but Cubs player wore the …

: The Relative Future 17, 15, 13, 10, 9.75, 8, 7, 6, 1 hours ahead of Washington DC. I literally spent the entirety of …

: …and look who was here at the airport to greet us, @julesmcclure!! t.co/cLEVqBFgJ…

: These two guys just made it all the way around the world! @ Ronald Reagan Washington National …

: I missed you too, U.S. Spambot! RT @TRufujei: @jwadlington t.co/ru2DLtigU… #T68jhqu

: Hello from the U.S.! Good to be home! @ Hartsfield-Jackson Atlanta International Airport (ATL) …

: A little tango before we leave Buenos Aires! @ Caminito t.co/duocNtE51…

: AFD would work if we had a culture that understood subtle irony, parody, or satire. It’s like a Two …

: Coming up with stories that you say are real, that probably could be real, does not make me a fool …

: Last night of doing laundry in a sink! @ Apart Montserrat t.co/tR5Q51KVd…

: That’s a winner

: Not Carlos Martinez, that’s for sure.

: Wow. Who failed worse that inning?

: Not disputable: best week in sports. #FinalFour #OpeningDay

: Happy @MLB #OpeningDay from Buenos Aires! Since we’re an hour ahead we get all the games …

: Listening to Argentine Revolutionary Bands in celebration of the Final Four! #bbn #kentucky @ …

: RT @DavidThomasGray: .@DoveMenCare I’m mostly rooting for some unsolicited branded social …

: Argentine steak: you can cut it with a spoon! @ La Brigada t.co/ydZ5XTRpL…

: Anybody know a bar in Argentina that’s playing the Kentucky-Louisville game? @KySportsRadio

: Buenos Dias from Buenos Aires! Last stop on the trip!

: Parisian Old Fashioned @ Trianon Palace t.co/chjsyW1xD…

: Had to at least get one while I was here. t.co/7oOpyTmhs…

: Bonjour from Paris! t.co/bPYLj3QEW…

: Iran wasn’t anything like I expected: t.co/gUW5EcbDG…

: No one in Madagascar is going to sleep tonight because of my screaming. #bbn

: Just successfully got a French person to say burrbun and versells.

: Well, I only got pooped on by one lemur. #bucketlist @ Vakomo t.co/H3O4ColRD…

: Salama from Madagascar! No lemur sightings, but we’re off today to find some!

: Sandwich on the steps of the Pantheon. On to Madagascar tomorrow! @ Panthéon t.co/9rEph21OS…

: Four world billiards championships between this Iranian team. t.co/RWurTaBDw…

: This place is starting to feel like home. (@ 인천국제공항 (Incheon International Airport - ICN) w/ 9 …

: I had an opportunity to get to know him when I lived in Tallahassee. The only reason I’m not totally …

: For those that haven’t heard, Governor Askew of Florida passed away this week. He was proof that …

: Found the Himalayan Bank AmEx gold card on Kathmandu. Wonder what the sign-up bonus is? …

: RT @LeapForwardTrav: We weren’t there long, but Sydney provided a nice contrast from New Zealand. …

: RT @LeapForwardTrav: Never been to New Zealand and want to look at some pictures to pretend like you …

: RT @LeapForwardTrav: Wellington t.co/UAsr692nA…

: Landslide blocks the road from Thimpu to Paro. Just have to wait for it to be cleared. @ Paro, …

: Oh, you know…just sitting in Bhutan, booking flights to Nashville, San Francisco and Cancun.

: RT @LeapForwardTrav: Taupo, Napier, and Palmerston North t.co/PBqWEoobg…

: Kuzoozangpo La! Just made a fly by of Mt Everest on our way to Bhutan! @ Bhutan …

: RT @LeapForwardTrav: Rotorua and the Volcanic Valley t.co/rtWJ5UsRF…

: Namaste from Kathmandu with our welcome flowers! @ Stair Case @ Stupa House t.co/VJyrYxTVZ…

: Namaste! Made it to Kathmandu! Sipping welcome tea with @michaeltturner

: Bodes well @ 타임스퀘어 (Times Square) t.co/A02YtBXpS…

: 안녕하세요, made it to Seoul (for 14 hours, at least). Let’s see if we can find @cheaptalk

: RT @michaeltturner: @jwadlington working hard on a new post as the sun rises over Sydney Harbour. …

: G’day! Made it to Sydney! t.co/eJLsYNSA6…

: Kia Ora, New Zealand! We’ll be back! t.co/TvROj2L3T…

: Beers and brats on the Wellington waterfront @ Wellington Waterfront t.co/qrUWFRMey…

: Staying off @ The Peak t.co/UNub2ooeW…

: New Zealand rite of passage: stuck behind a logging truck t.co/kMb8VaE85…

: Good thing we’re not locals @ Waikite Valley Thermal Pools t.co/q2WVUjJgR…

: RT @LeapForwardTrav: On the road and Waitomo Caves t.co/ndAcuT2sD…

: Well, at least someone is happy to be in the car. t.co/QEzhqeRQJ…

: Been in New Zealand for three days and have only been butted by a goat twice. #blessed

: Breakfast at the Hilton Auckland, right on the Waitemata Harbour! t.co/a5pUuYup1…

: Look who finally made it to Auckland: @michaeltturner! t.co/pQ9o5h92b…

: Good morning, Auckland @ Auckland Port t.co/8DdcZlDrd…

: RT @LeapForwardTrav: Auckland t.co/TbasRxfgw…

: Only language barrier issue today: the New Zealand word for “Internet”. It’s something like …

: The Hilton Auckland keeping it classy. @ Hilton Auckland t.co/HKGPZzwAe…

: Does that mean you hit when the dealer shows a two? This is the single most disorienting thing about …

: New Zealand Blackjack: Dealer pushes on 22.

: RT @LeapForwardTrav: Getting There t.co/s1ZKo97AV…

: Kia Ora! Made it to Auckland! Off the hotel!

: 10J: my home for the next 14 hours. See you all in Seoul (for a 40-minute layover &amp; then …

: Hopping onto the 5A. Guy asks if he could pay my $6 fare with his metro card in exchange for $4. …

: …and we’re off! Taking the always-glamorous 5A to Dulles! @ 5A to Dulles …

: for now, it’s focused on this trip. So head on over to t.co/COS1c8fyv… and give …

: Leap Forward Travel is a new travel site that @MichaelTTurner and I are soft launching tomorrow. …

: Duh. Of course. The best ways to follow (besides this account, which you’re already following) are …

: Some people (well, at least @ckwadlington) have been asking if I’m tweeting/blogging about the trip. …

: I’ve talked about it for forever, but it’s finally here…I leave for the big around the world trip …

: Netflix trolling all of DC. t.co/hB3pCfw7r…

: This sounds like a problem. t.co/x0UoBVcmM…

: We Didn&#039;t Make it to Rome (Part 1) We Didn’t Make It To Rome This Weekend… (Part 1) Remember this line from my Dry Run to Rome post? …

: Happy Pitcher’s and Catcher’s Reporting Day! May they all be merry and bright!

: 2014 Films I&#039;ve Seen The Lego Movie The Monuments Men The Grand Budapest Hotel Captain America: The Winter Soldier …

: Probably the only time you’ll ever hear a trip to Rome referred to as a “dry run”: …

: Round the World: Dry Run to Rome I’m going around the world in March (and parts of February and April) and I’m trying to detail the …

: Son of a bitch, those damn Rome tickets are back down to $650 for next weekend. I guess it’s a sign …

: RT @donnadb: Can’t process that never again will I get to see Phillip Seymour Hoffman in a …

: Update: Wedding apparently not over. Suggested that I switch to rum. Probably will just leave.

: Out of bourbon at 7:47pm. Wedding over.

: RLRT @julesmcclure I want to do the cha-cha slide, but I just don’t know the moves!

: Let’s dive into the exciting world of immunizations together! t.co/QBfxgixWx…

: Round the World: Immunizations I’m going around the world in March (and parts of February and April) and I’m trying to detail the …

: It’s still being finalized, but choosing what to do on the round the world trip was much easier when …

: Round the World: Choosing what to do (Part 1) I’m going around the world in March (and parts of February and April) and I’m trying to detail the …

: RT @Cut4: A camo-clad, ATV-riding @RealCJ10 rescued @FreddieFreeman5 from a snowstorm: …

: Vegas. May 9-11. Who wants to come with?

: Aruba for Fourth of July. Who’s coming with?

: Man, currently fighting the urge to book this sub-$700 flight to Rome over President’s Day. Anyone …

: Was Bieber’s name drawn or did he volunteer as tribute?

: RT @joshgabe: I could always eat spicy curry and right now is always.

: Does anyone have experience with Airbnb? Domestically, but more specifically internationally? Is it …

: Boom. Iranian visa approved. t.co/w8xIk8GNr…

: Would love to have seen Exarchopoulos get acting nom and Act of Killing and/or Stories We Tell best …

: Not too bad. Performances best part of American Hustle. Only big complaints (off top of my head), no …

: Me: this says “Third place is pretty good!” @julesmcclure: “Well, Third place IS pretty good”. The …

: Filed in the-sun-rises-in-the-east category: Louisville acts like a desperate ex-girlfriend …

: We have a ski in/out condo at Snowshoe. Leave on Fri night &amp; come back on Sun night. Total …

: Looking for two people to go skiing this weekend. I’ll cover your flight up here (if you leave from …

: I continue to lie to myself about going to New Year’s in Times Square. t.co/dAf3UpLzs…

: Trip Report: New Year&#039;s in Times Square Oh man, I said I’d never do it again. And I meant it. Times Square for New Year’s is …

: I’ve got about 7 movies to see before writing my ‘best of’ for 2013. Should get them knocked out by …

: It’s the calm between the storms in my Round-the-World trip planning. t.co/CmCUtIv1F…

: Round the World: Eye of the Storm I’m going around the world in March (and parts of February and April) and I’m trying to detail the …

: Parks and Rec and Community in the same sentence is a good sentence.

: My God, what have I done? @ Times Square t.co/3wVCbpxjd…

: RT @KYforKY: 24 ways Kentucky and it’s Kentuckians kicked ass in 2013 #KentuckyKicksAss …

: You can find deals on some parts of skiing, but beware the parts you can’t. My Snowshoe trip report: …

: Trip Report: Snowshoe Mountain in December I’ve said time and time again that the vast majority of my travel is subsidized by points and miles. …

: I’m pretty sure could live a long and fulfilling life without flowcharts.

: Terrible

: RT @culturedcode: Things has now sold 1,000,000 copies! Celebrate with us and read about the future …

: RT @NoelMu: Wise, empathetic reading of Apple ad from @nprmonkeysee : t.co/ARZKGwAPg… (As my …

: Son of a bitch. I’m gonna have to watch Scandal, aren’t I?

: I challenge anyone to show me a more convoluted process than mattress shopping.

: How am I going around the world? t.co/YqcqYir5V…

: Round the World: How? I’m going around the world in March (and parts of February and April) and I’m trying to detail the …

: Soylent hits its 1.0 formula, nears release. Making a food replacement? Cool use of science. Naming it Soylent? About the same as calling glue …

: Making a food replacement? Cool use of science. Naming it Soylent? About the same as calling glue …

: Frozen was good, but I want to talk about something else. Die Hard. Top ten movie of all time.

: It’s almost that time of year where I drink some bourbon and swear that Die Hard is one of the ten …

: I’ve given up on the Walking Dead being a Romero-type commentary. Do that and you’ll enjoy it a lot …

: RLRT @MisterCarroll Did you lick my sleeve? @ckwadlington Today???

: There are four giant blackbirds sitting right outside my window staring in. Good sign, right?

: Mistakes Every once in a while, airlines or third-party booking companies will mispost flight prices creating …

: Dang it, Boardwalk Empire

: Let’s just take the cast of the Hunger Games movies and have them in everything.

: Ha— booking site sent an email at 3:08am that I had to respond to by 5am to confirm the Milan …

: $150 Roundtrip tickets to Milan, Italy. Probably a mistake fair, but just booked 4 tickets for Pres. …

: Anyone have a good app (paid or free) for podcasts on iOS? I just took a 20-minute train ride and …

: In March, I’m going around the world and here’s why. t.co/oFO32oPC2…

: Round the World: Who, Where, When...and Why? I’m going around the world in March (and parts of February and April) and I’m trying to detail the …

: Well Bob Dylan finally released a video for Like A Rolling Stone. And it’s predictably unpredictably …

: R.I.P. Things Michael Lopp discussing his switch from Things: How can I trust that I’m using the state of the art …

: I didn’t review the new iPads. t.co/jcBfa5RJT…

: This Is Not an iPad Review As I’ve mentioned on Twitter, I’ve been trying to make a decision between Apple’s new iPads. In the …

: Unsuck Metro t.co/JYZXiDFQd…

: I went Los Angeles. Then I went to Las Vegas. Then I wrote about it. t.co/RF93b6YOk…

: RT @AmericanAir: @jwadlington This agreement allows us to take final steps in creating the world’s …

: AA did agree to use all the commuter slots to maintain to small/medium markets, but still doesn’t …

: The AA/US Air merger is getting rid of 52 slot paris at DCA, which will probably kill my flight to …

: Trip Report: Los Angeles/Las Vegas The Friday I left for the Bourbon Trail, my buddy, Jason, called me up to see if I could come to …

: In case you aren’t already sick of hearing what I have to say today, here’s my trip report from the …

: 12 Years A Slave won’t be the best film of 2013, but it meets the qualifications for both a good …

: But they met a set of guidelines that allows them to be called “World Series Champions”. It probably …

: It’s kind of like the World Series. Are the Red Sox the best baseball team in the world? Probably …

: Very rarely (never?) does this line up with what “experts” say is the best movie. Lamenting that is …

: To elaborate on @NelsonMRosario’s question, the Academy Awards (at least to me), should indicate …

: Meant to say “best”, not “first” MT @NelsonMRosario just saw the trailer for that and all I thought …

: 12 Years a Slave the first to win Best Picture since, what? No Country for Old Men?

: Trip Report: The Kentucky Bourbon Trail Most of you know I’m from Kentucky, but outside of Oaks/Derby (which I’ve also never been to) the …

: Guys, fourth episode of Masters of Sex is really good. Watch this show so that in eight years Bill …

: Possible change to around the world trip: Madagascar (and Paris for a day) instead of Moscow and …

: I’m at AMC Courthouse Plaza 8 - @amctheatres for The Counselor (Arlington, VA) …

: It’s light enough, but not sure larger screen outweighs ultra portability of the mini. Especially …

: I’ve had the iPad air for about eight hours and I’ve already flipped-flopped three times on whether …

: The weight of the iPad air without smart cover &amp; iPad mini with smart cover feel exactly the …

: Holy shit, William Peter Blatty (the guy wrote the Exorcist) is in the theater, doing a Q&amp;A …

: I immediately regret this decision (@ AMC Loews Georgetown 14 - @amctheatres for The Exorcist (1973) …

: It’s one of the only times in memory where the government had an outdated and uninformed law and …

: I know the FAA allowing electronic devices doesn’t seem like a big deal, but it really is. (1/2)

: RT @BreakingNews: FAA: Airlines can safely expand passenger use of portable electronic devices …

: basketball season

: Anyone else’s 10.9 Mac and 7.0.3 iOS devices' clocks getting really off? …

: The other show I”m 100% caught up on? It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia. The Gang and Kenny Powers: …

: Homeland and Walking Dead probably my two least favorite shows, but they’re the most likely that you …

: Travel day for World Series means schedule for tonight: Masters/Sex, Homeland, Downton, B’walk …

: Anyone kept up with Masters of Sex? I liked, but didn’t love the pilot.

: I’ve been traveling so much that I”m about five episodes behind on every show except Eastbound and …

: Well, at least both managers are terrible at bullpen management

: Wrenches gonna wrench, by the way

: Wow

: This happened. RT @MLBFanCave TV ad for Babip, Pecota, Vorp &amp; Eckstein, the premier law firm …

: Oh man

: oh man

: If someone doesn’t hear from me by tomorrow afternoon, I’ve had a stroke.

: They have to be increasing free iCloud storage, right?

: Not in the least. One of the best I’ve seen in a long time. Go see it. RT @NelsonMRosario: …

: I’m not sure I need more from a movie than Captain Phillips has to offer.

: World Series, bitches

: Good bet (hopefully) @ Las Vegas, NV t.co/DrwrLuhRc…

: Well, this happened @ Dodger Stadium t.co/7HaYELf2l…

: We just beat kershaw

: Why Your Cardinals Suck Deadspin’s Drew Magary on why the Cardinals suck I think Yankees fans are horrible people: selfish, …

: A quick note before heading to Nashville The first goal of traveling cheaply is to cut down your biggest cost. My biggest cost is flying to …

: RT @Lee_Ars: OH. MY. GOD. FX finally releases what we’ve all been waiting for: an Archer …

: Waino es bueno

: Oh man

: I never thought I’d say that

: Pete Kozma, y’all

: Can’t wait for Gravity 2.

: Well, Gravity was intense.

: RT @makes__sense: The Trips We Plan Just Because We Do t.co/O69RvYYpc…

: The Trips We Plan Just Because We Do The one thing I promised myself is that I would travel. Like most forward-looking promises, I left …

: RT @DannyMacTV: Let us not forget that Michael Wacha was a compensatory pick for the free agency …

: wacha wacha

: Ha- I was invited! Guess we could leave now. RT @Jillberlin Happy birthday @jwadlington! Wish we …

: There’s not enough bourbon in the world for this game

: RT @TheOnion: Tea Party Leaders Announce Support For Deal In Exchange For Malia Obama …

: Lunch: District Taco is too good to be true.

: Gov shutdown: GOP lost on Obamacare &amp; now trying to create a technicality to stop it. Since …

: Breaking Bad finale: loved it, but felt a bit too safe. This is a show that subsisted on ways to top …

: It’s despicable that the @Cubs would fire a manager who performed above expectations with a terrible …

: Doing a good job of shedding the “lovable’ part of lovable losers. RT @MLB: The @Cubs have dismissed …

: The season premiere of Eastbound and Down is literally the amalgamation of all my greatest fears.

: I’m not sure how @donnadb coalesce these thoughts on the BB finale (FeLiNa?) so quickly, but man are …

: Also on tonight: Boardwalk Empire, Eastbound and Down, Homeland and Masters of Sex series premiere. …

: Like a great meal, it takes time to digest the courses, to know if it’s more than the sum of its …

: All I can say right now is that it was immensely satisfying.

: It’s amazing what you can do with a series finale when expectations are based in character and not …

: RT @TheOnion: In one hour, AMC’s story of a small businessman struggling under the Obama …

: Such a great article from @fangraphs about home field advantage in the wild card playoff: …

: Great News. Best under watched show now airing MT @IMDbMelanie Just in from FX: @TheBridgeFX gets a …

: The finale of Dexter may be the absolutely worst series finale I’ve ever seen.

: I should have known that Roger Deakins was shooting Prisoners.

: Someone needs to teach Jake Gyllenhaal how to blink.

: This weeks episode of It’s Always Sunny, one of the best ever, right?

: RT @julesmcclure: PROST! #DCOktoberfest t.co/jygKIcr10…

: Saturday t.co/YTnl54ojh…

: Great new feature in @reederapp: hold an article from list view to mark just the articles below or …

: RT @emilynussbaum: There are many types of thinking &amp; of creativity; solitary thinking is …

: RT @emilynussbaum: Love Louie CK, but bn him &amp; Franzen, I’m wondering if maybe …

: Bigger news than you think. MT @washingtonpost Obama admin urges FCC to force carriers unlock mobile …

: Thanks for all the texts and tweets today checking up on me. Terrible tragedy at Navy Yard, but I’m …

: RT @twitter: We’ve confidentially submitted an S-1 to the SEC for a planned IPO. This Tweet does not …

: Congrats to the Buccos on 82. Now lose every other game this year.

: We as a people and a society failed Jesse Pinkman.

: Make new friends, but keep the old. One is silver and the other can hopefully teach you that …

: Congratulations, world. I’ve been in Mexico for four days and you’ve yet to spoil …

: I’m confused about the Ben Affleck as Batman backlash. Is it that he’d make a bad Batman or because …

: Am I the only one who thinks this season of burn notice has been its best in years?

: It’s too bad they didn’t spend as much time on the screenplay for Jobs as Ashton Kutcher did on his …

: Guys!! Newsroom was unqualified good tonight!! If you don’t know the show, then maybe the best …

: …go around, but intentions aren’t bad. Isn’t that how life works? How many actual bad guys are …

: …how great was that movie in relation to its “bad guys”? Its real villains are fear, …

: So, yesterday @emilynussbaum was talking about villains in cartoons (and not having seen ParaNorman) …

: Seth Maness, y’all

: Top five shows of 2013 after watching Orange is the New Black: Orange is the New Black, Justified, …

: My flights are booked, so I’ve got the dates. I’m spending 3-4 days in most places. (7 days in New …

: Re: Last tweet: Seriously, if you can’t make all the stops, but you’re interested in any of those …

: March 2014: Auckland to Sydney to Seoul to Kathmandu to Bhutan to Tehran,Iran to Moscow to …

: The hold music for my company’s help desk is Once There Was a Hushpuppy from Beasts of the Southern …

: Guys! Go see the Way, Way Back! (But don’t think about it too hard)

: New record! I made it through two swings before having to mute Chris Berman.

: Top five movies at the All-Star break: The Place Beyond the Pines, Mud, This Is the End, Monster’s …

: Yadis gonna yadi

: Wrenches gonna wrench

: Guys! The Newsroom premiere had people other than women acting actively dumb!

: By the way, I love how acknowledging you shouldn’t do something makes it OK to do it.

: Not to shit on a movie I haven’t seen, but if Grown Ups 2 beats Pacific Rim at the box office, …

: RT @robdelaney: “Grown Ups 2” is another triumph for Wes Anderson. What CAN’T he …

: If the move theater is literally connected to your house it’s OK to wear athletic shorts and bring …

: My definition of being rich would be going to a concert or ballgame and not even caring how much …

: Guys! The Bridge pilot was really good!

: Guys! White House Down wasn’t that bad!

: The best argument for a retina iPad mini this fall is the way iOS 7 looks on the current one.

: RT @TheOnion: Farmer Who Cleared Out Crops To Build Baseball Field Goes Bankrupt, Loses Family, …

: RLRT @julesmcclure it wasn’t THAT cool, but it could have been!

: Costa Rica. Don’t worry, fixed it. #america RT @nickus526: @jwadlington nice view. Where are you? …

: Guys!! I think I messed up Fourth of July!! :(

: Feliz cuatro de Julio!!! t.co/Y35xvLbSM…

: Bed bourbons are my favorite.

: Has anyone read World War Z?

: Cardinals remain part of Pujols Former St. Louis Cardinals (and current Anaheim Angles) First Basemen, Albert Pujols, on his time in …

: RT @Kwoth83: Jurassic Park @tinytimmons @jwadlington t.co/MhgMvJHrW…

: Was trying to write on this, but of course, he says it perfectly. RT @FilmCritHULK: WHY JAMES …

: Man of Steel felt like a really expensive webisode.

: I’m OK with Laurence Fishburne being in charge of the FBI and the Daily Planet.

: Forgot I was comparing Vigo to a baby on Facebook and this is what greeted me when I opened my iPad. …

: 3:43 is a good a time as any for the first bourbon of the day.

: Hey! I wrote something about iOS finally making unqualified sense. You should read it! …

: It&#039;s time for iOS to Make Unqualified Sense The goal of iOS has always been to make sense to its market. In the beginning, this was done by …

: 5 Maps That Show How Divided America Really Is The Atlantic commenting on data from the American Community Survey: “These five maps, however, …

: RT @DannyMacTV: I just broke into the Rightsholders Shuffle. After that, I voted for every Cards …

: Boom

: t.co/bhbUz2vaQ…

: Im pretty sure @kwoth83 wins @vine. RT @Kwoth83: Vine or it didnt happen t.co/hov7dRowi…

: Wow. Hannibal and an @danharmon-full Community. Just when I was about to swear off network …

: RT @danharmon: RT @dpeanutbutter: @danharmon GIVE US A STRAIGHT ANSWER! ~ Yes yes yes! I’m …

: RT @KYforKY: On June 1st 1792 Kentucky was birthed. Happy Birthday Kentucky, you kick ass! …

: Sorry, mom, for saying shit.

: Shit yeah, @NBC!!! RT @DeadlineTV: ‘Hannibal’ Renewed By NBC For Second Season …

: People trying to save TV shows: what if you promised to watched two other shows live on the network …

: Yes, Please. MT @aaronpaul_8: Dear @RealRonHoward How are things? Also, do you want to put me in The …

: Star Trek: well plotted and paced, but I’m not sure it earned its character moments.

: Gatsby: I get what Luhrman was doing, but man, it didn’t work. Mulligan predictably great, …

: Complete AD thoughts later, but after first time: structure really grew on me as I went, but each …

: Breakfast t.co/u4MUeo4pI…

: Odds that new Arrested Development is spoiled before I start it tomorrow morning?

: It sure is!

: It’s a great restaurant!

: I almost forgot to add @burgerking to my list of meals tomorrow!

: Do you think if I promised to keep watching Revolution, @NBC would renew Hannibal?

: So to stay true to the Dark Tower series, doesn’t the whole funding fiasco of the movie/TV adaption …

: Steak. @JakeParkerBand @bryantheintern @awadlington @Kwoth83 t.co/HduU6ZdJZ…

: RT @BattingStanceG: Wife’s bday today, but Angel Hernandez says it’s not.

: I’m going to need Shane Black to write and direct all my summer movies.

: It may have been obvious to others, but to me, there seems like a disconnect between how our culture …

: That last retweet is a concept I’ve been trying to nail down for a while: practical reasons as to …

: RT @makes_sense_jw: New post: Art as Problem Solving t.co/VHem15CPZ…

: Art as Problem Solving This speech by Director Steven Soderbergh has been making the rounds. It's a long, but I would …

: Guys, Don Draper loves puppies.

: I can’t believe we don’t get Oaks Day off in Washington DC.

: Folks who watch Hannibal (which should be everyone): the 4th episode (that was pulled) is on iTunes. …

: I liked Oblivion better the last time I saw it.

: Since @ckwadlington is in KY, anyone want to go to this with me? t.co/avhJ9d3PL…

: Jayson Werth’s walkup music: Walking Dead theme and Game of Thrones theme. Strong work.

: One more thing, if @NBC renews Hannibal, even for one more season, it could prove me wrong that …

: I do know this: Mads Mikkelsen deserves an Emmy, Grammy, Tony, Oscar, fourth-grade spelling bee …

: Would the reveals on Hannibal be more or less effective if you didn’t already know the …

: Sorry, everyone. I try to avoid tweeting obvious things. Blame it on the heroes for making me drink …

: Wait… we’re seriously considering not giving this guy his Miranda rights? How else do we distinguish …

: It’s sad that our heroes have to be born out of these type of situations, but nevertheless, the …

: If most TV shows are in 4/4 time, Hannibal is in 12/8. Familiar, but just enough off to make you …

: I want Vin Scully to narrate all my fights.

: Congrats to Werner for being the official ladder of the NCAA championship!!

: I’m impressed with the number of people pronouncing Louisville correctly.

: Guys, I’m not sure how everyone in the entire world doesn’t love college basketball.

: I imagine that rooting for Louisville to win a bracket pool is similar to how a hooker feels.

: Well, at least the last review Ebert filed was of a Malick film. To the Wonder / ***1/2 (R) …

: Roger Ebert wasn’t the reason I love movies, but he was the reason I know I do.

: Does anyone actively use Outlook for Mac or can suggest an Exchange (&amp; …

: Happy Opening Day, everyone! Enjoy the one day in first place. You’ll eventually be losing to the …

: Duke-Louisville— I’m rooting for the plague (aka Duke).

: There’s legitimate arguments for Justified being the best show on TV.

: Sorry for just saying shit, mom. But you watch Justified, you know what I’m saying.

: Holy shit, Justified.

: RT @KySportsRadio: Robert Morris didn’t invent the $ sign just to have his players go and …

: Wow.

: OK, y’all. Next trip: November. New Zealand to Tokyo to Singapore to Nepal to Moscow to Tehran to …

: Wow– a theme through an episode of the Following? Probably an accident.

: Honest question: do you want Kentucky to win the NIT?

: Happy baseball season, y’all.

: Archie Goodwin, y’all.

: In my belly. RT @sirbartonn: Where da bourbon?

: Boom.

: Can I retweet something I tweeted five seconds ago?

: Apparently I don’t know what a foul is anymore.

: Blocking foul that is, y’all. Hit your free throws, WKU!!

: How was that a block?!?

: I’ve never really understood the whole TGIF thing. I mean, don’t you people still have to work …

: Ok, now you can say Ben Affleck was snubbed.

: OK, that was funny.

: My DVR hasn’t recorded Modern Family in four weeks and I just now realized it. Time to stop …

: Who do ya got? FX with Louis/Justified/Americans,HBO with Game of Thrones/Girls/Boardwalk Empire or …

: I’d take $20-30K less per year in salary if hard shell beef tacos had no calories.

: Treading lightly t.co/idpPdjBt

: RT @TheOnion: Taylor Swift Mourns Death Of Boyfriend Christopher Dorner t.co/zdMNyRp9

: RT @eruptionsblog: The trap we’re in is that most journal articles are too complex and media …

: Well, at least I took the over on the State of the Union.

: Having one bourbon for Nerlens and another for the season.

: I hope no one expects me to leave my house with Kentucky/UF on at 7, State of the Union at 9, …

: Happy pitchers and catchers reporting day, everyone!!

: Warm Bodies: lots and lots of good ideas, messy execution. Worth watching for the last 45 minutes.

: Kentucky, y’all.

: I don’t really understand the physics of this, but whatever! RT @MLB: Every time you RT this, …

: In case you were wondering, my plan for the night is to watch Die Hard, Justified, Suits, Modern …

: 2013 Films I&#039;ve Seen Mama Warm Bodies Side Effects Oz the Great and Powerful Oblivion Mud Olympus Has Fallen …

: Can’t wait to see the Internet explode when people realize that the universe in the Star Trek reboot …

: Keep the criticism coming! I’m a firm believer that producing something good means hearing …

: In case you missed it from earlier, here’s the wrap up of my top 20 movies from 2012: #5-1. …

: RT @makes_sense_jw: It’s time for the exciting conclusion to my top 20 movies of 2012! Click on for …

: Favorite 2012 Movies #5-1 2012 left with me so much to say that I had to divide it up into three parts. Today is the top 5. …

: In case you missed it, here are my 10-6 favorite movies of 2012. Check out 5-1 tomorrow! …

: Favorite 2012 Movies #10-6 2012 left with me so much to say that I had to divide it up into three parts. Today is 6-10. You can …

: That last retweet was my blog’s feed (I’m so cool, I know). Here’s the link to my #11-20 favorite …

: RT @makes_sense_jw: Favorite films of 2012 is finally ready! Here’s my #20-11! t.co/ew7M57b8

: Favorite 2012 Movies #20-11 2012 left with me so much to say that I had to divide it up into three parts. Today are my top 11-20 …

: Yeah, third time I’ve watched the Stan Musial tribute on SportsCenter.

: He stopped playing well before I was born, but man, it’ll be a somber night thinking about Stan …

: Fringe finale + bourbon= 100% chance I get philosophical/emotional

: Teaser #1 for my top 20 movies of 2012 list: I compare James Bond to a spelling test.

: …but I’m writing more about my 20-11 movies. Does everyone promise to still read them if I separate …

: OK, I’ve got one more movie (Amour) to watch before I can post my top 20 of 2012. The …

: 11-Year-Old Author Tackles Bullying In Science Fiction Novel Funny how our "greatest" filmmakers don't understand Science Fiction, but our 11-year olds sure do. …

: Paul Shawcross for president. t.co/cAlAwDPt

: So how does the academy nominate a film that wouldn’t exist without its director for Best …

: I can imagine ZeroDark/Argo without Bigelow/Affleck. Someone besides DiCaprio as Candie? Sure. But …

: The only real Academy Award snub (in my opinion) is Tarantino for director. To be a snub, they have …

: No matter what you think of the Oscar noms, you can’t help but be happy about Quvenzhane …

: The Academy Awards: the only time you’ll see Les Miserables and Flight on the same list as Beasts of …

: I take my Justified with Big Lebowski references, thank you.

: RT @makes_sense_jw: How much credit do adapted screenplays deserve? t.co/GOiW8Dx5

: How Much Credit Do Adapted Screenplays Deserve? As I'm preparing for my best of 2012 movie list, I had something quick I wanted to discuss: I can …

: OK, movie folks, I’ve got time for two movies, which two of these should I do: Don’t …

: Man, I knew that last tweet sounded nerdy before I sent it, but only after reading it in my timeline …

: Why didn’t anyone tell me the Roth IRA contribution limit went up to $5500 in 2013?? Great new …

: Good a time as any for Kentucky to show up.

: The most literal scratch-off ticket, ever. t.co/DzUjG6mE

: Buy Out Newtown Gun Maker Man, I love practical ideas.

: Coraline and Paranorman: tricking kids into seeing films that scare them and exposing them to heavy …

: Les Mis: not the most subtle movie of 2012.

: RLRT @ckwadlington the best thing ever invented is parchment paper…and post-it notes…and coffee …

: I literally did not know until about 90 seconds ago (thanks to @TheAVClub) that John Hughes wrote …

: Scrooge McGrinch, everyone!! RT @joshgabe: @jwadlington sounds terrible.

: My car on the train back from New York is singing Christmas carols. I’ve never been more in the …

: Think you’ve already figured out the best thing that happened to you in 2012? Wrong. Here’s #1. …

: What drives me crazy is the notion of a policy not being “on the table”. Under the right …

: Fringe will go down as one of the 25 best shows of all time. If it had the artistic freedom offered …

: I’m a stripper away from recreating this week’s New Girl episode.

: How do we stop this from happening? MT @BreakingNews school children shot when gunman burst into …

: There may be four animated movies in my top 20 films of 2012. (Rise of the Guardians, Frankenweenie, …

: You went and saw Looper to support originality? It’s more important that you go see Rise of the …

: If you measure “best” as “doing what it sets out to do”, New Girl may be the best show on TV.

: RT @BattingStanceG: If Mayans are right &amp; world ends…Rizzo will really be on hook for …

: I think Holy Motors just ruined movies for me.

: Pierce Brosnan may be the best Bond without ever having been in a good Bond movie.

: Can someone tell me in what possible universe the Kentucky/Morehead St. game is blacked out in …

: Losing is one thing. Losing to Duke is another.

: Plus minus ten points rest of the year for Polson?

: This RT @TheEconomist The real blow to Republicans may be that they did not lose more heavily in the …

: When’s the next time we get to wax hyperbolically about things we don’t really understand? Mad Men …

: I took full advantage of the ending of daylight savings time.

: iPad mini review: love the form factor, tough to go back to a non-retina screen. Like it enough that …

: Question for folks with integrity: is it OK to run by the Apple store next to my house and buy an …

: Anyone else having a hard time believing that Star Wars and Indiana Jones are only worth $4 billion?

: Well, Claire Danes and Damian Lewis have won all the Emmys again this year.

: Looks like I’m swimming to work tomorrow. RT @wmata: Metro announces full suspension of service for …

: Oh, Mockingbird Lane and all your Bryan Fuller-y goodness. Too bad we won’t ever see you get played …

: I don’t say this lightly: Seven Psychopaths may be my favorite movie of the past ten years.

: The only real thing on my Hurricane Sandy checklist is bourbon.

: Wow, two straight Walking Dead episodes with clear objectives, character development, and consistent …

: My God, there’s two hours of Skip Bayless and Stephen A. Smith on ESPN2 during the morning?? Is ESPN …

: Please, Tim McCarver, stop trying to say Daniel Descalso’s name.

: Seriously, good premiere episode, Walking Dead. Gives hope that it may be end up being about more …

: Where has this Walking Dead been for the past two seasons &amp; who replaced the cast with …

: Jason Motte and the Two Inning Save Fangraphs' Dave Cameron on last night’s two-inning save by St. Louis Cardinals' closer, Jason …

: The Tie Between Horror and Comedy Jason Zinoman on the ties between comedy and horror: ...the line between horror and comedy has long …

: For those asking why I’m boycotting @usatoday, read their prediction for the Tigers/Cardinals 2006 …

: Serious question: Would reading @SportsonEarth violate my boycott of @usatoday?

: Pretty much everyone hates the Cardinals, right? Why do we hate the Yankees? Because they win or because they spend so much money to win? Are the …

: “Whitney? Whitney!?!” -@IMDbTV’s followers reaction. RT @TVMoJoe BOOM: Whitney replaces Animal …

: First Ozzie sells his rings, now this. Hate to think what Bo Hart is doing MT @Cardinals David …

: Happy to see people engaged with the political process tonight. I saw Argo. Jimmy Carter should have …

: …and I think it does! Who’s on whose side? RT @JakeParkerBand: @jwadlington Never going happen my …

: Happening right now: @JakeParkerBand &amp; I debating whether Dark Knight Rises 4 could have …

: Got my @MoviePass card in today! I’m thinking Looper tonight, Argo tomorrow and Seven Psychopaths on …

: Over or under three f-bombs for Carpenter in this interview?

: For all asking, I’m out ok. Almost back home. Go Cards!!!!

: For those asking: the difference between Game 6 and this one is that we thought we had a chance in …

: Sad metro is sad. t.co/x4XXicl0

: No matter how it turns out, best game I’ve seen in person

: Come on, Motte.

: I can’t believe I’m at this game.

: Gotta give it to the Nats fans. They’re really into it tonight.

: Probably because of this damn election.

: Why are we not talking about Moonrise Kingdom as film of the year?

: I just went ahead and brought tickets to games three, four and five so I don’t have to deal with …

: I’ve got three @MoviePass invites left. Does anyone want one?

: RT @MattSebek: Dammit, @dfreese23. Winning a postseason game while being no-hit was St. Louis' best …

: If you’re a Mexican restaurant and you don’t have at least 35 combinations, I don’t want to eat at …

: “Ahhhh…naw….bottle wouldn’t hurt me” -Matt Holliday’s famous last words.

: What sucks is that I honestly don’t think that infield fly call had an impact on the outcome. But, I …

: Are we even now? A missed call that would end the game v. call that would have no immediate impact?

: Does MLB love or hate this game?

: That doesn’t excuse it, but it doesn’t put it in the same category as the Green Bay game.

: I would be pissed if that was against the Cards, but let’s be serious, it’s not certain this would …

: Terrible call. Let’s hope it doesn’t have an impact on the game.

: What the hell is with all these bunts?

: Isn’t this the point in the game where the Braves fans get up and leave?

: Wrenched

: Guess he should have retired last year.

: TV Folks: is Fringe the last great network drama currently airing? Could it be the last great …

: Doctors offices are the only thing keeping magazines in business.

: Little late to the party on this, but I’m pretty sure this picture is what pushed Teddy over …

: Annoyance in iOS 6 for iPad: you can’t hold down the ‘!’ button for apostrophes and ‘?’ button for …

: Please let Looper do well at the box office.

: Too bad we can’t be like Ron Swanson in our political views: convicted in what we believe is right, …

: I’m worried that my plan to see Looper and the Master this weekend may spoil the rest of 2012’s …

: I know it’ll never be as lauded as The Wire, but I hope the further we get away from Katrina, the …

: It’s @ckwadlington’s birthday today! I wonder what she got me for it.

: Just kidding about that last tweet, guys. It was really creepy.

: Black cat running around the hallway of my apartment. Not creepy at all. t.co/0RboN096

: Checked in @ Wrigley Field for the #cubs vs #stlcards game w/ t.co/84SUQDNg

: Curved portrait @ Millennium Park t.co/eqidDH7s

: Not what I learned from Lost. MT @TheEconomist If you want to survive an aeroplane crash, best …

: Smartly, @tweetbot puts its iPad app on sale for $.99. Buy this. Trust me. Latest update makes …

: Supremely disappointed in the lack of Anchorman quotations. MT @NationalZoo from the sounds …

: Day two of paying for movies I’ve already seen. (@ AMC Mazza Gallerie 7 for Finding Nemo 3D) …

: If your action movie isn’t structured like Raiders of the Lost Ark, you need to restructure your …

: Holy crap. Don’t spoil yourself by watching the new Bond trailer (the one before Raiders) if you …

: Popcorn and bourbon (@ AMC Loews Georgetown 14 for Raiders of the Lost Ark) t.co/CmU98lUa

: Thanks for confirming that, CNN. RT @breakingpol: Nicki Minaj confirms that her rap was not a Romney …

: Know what’s more embarrassing than your Go Daddy-hosted website going down for hours? Having a Go …

: I should rephrase that. I would especially watch if it was just Daniel Day Lewis saying “I’ve …

: Too bad Daniel Day Lewis isn’t dong the G+ hangout for the Lincoln trailer. I’d watch even if it was …

: Amazon Changed Reading. Now It Could Change Writing Speaking of Amazon’s latest Kindle announcements, lost in the updates from the day is …

: RT @makes_sense_jw: Same contender, different game t.co/uqx5aP80

: Same contender, different game Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos espousing the newly created “Amazon Doctrine”: Above all else, …

: At what point do you stop arguing with the cab driver when he’s trying to give you back more money …

: Go @ Busch Stadium t.co/WjPhvPZP

: Small Ky. town focus of eclipse chasers Opening preorders on this event now: $30 gets you a ticket to sit on my parent’s front lawn. …

: $5 for a $10 Starbucks Card: Starbucks t.co/yOTnSqGA

: I love pizzerias that don’t have branded boxes.

: Man, $679 refurbed 11-inch MacBook Airs available on Apple’s site. Who do ya got: my willpower or …

: city of ruins @ Citizens Bank Park t.co/jtpg2KCI

: RT @AnaheimAlbert: Gong be hard to focus ong blasting balls ingto outer space tonight. I know Yadi …

: RT @AnaheimAlbert: Dee dee just text me. Said Yadi might be dead.

: Wrenched. #stlcards

: In other news, if you ever doubted I was the biggest nerd ever, just retweet the last five things I …

: …and now the Cardinals start their game against the team that’s ahead of them in the standings. Too …

: Wow….is it too late for Samsung to settle?

: Insane. Evidence is pretty clear they infringed, but that’s a whole lot. RT @reckless 1 billion and …

: As long as they get the shredder. MT @JonHeymanCBS Huge names in sox-dodgers talks. Includes a-gon …

: My feed is being blown up by the Apple/Samsung trial verdict and the Red Sox/Dodgers trade. I’m in a …

: The Disciplined Pursuit of Less Greg McKeown writing for the Harvard Business Review: Why don't successful people and organizations …

: RT @makes_sense_jw: The politics and philosophy of racism t.co/xH2eltS3

: The Politics and Philosophy of Racism Alex Tabarrok and John Sides (via the Economist) on Chris Hayes' claim that “It is undeniably …

: I’ve yet to be able to find speakers loud enough to play Alabama Shakes’ Hold On.

: RT @Nationals: RT THIS: If this tweet gets 5,000 RTs before the @braves, we’ll give away 4 PNC …

: Augusta National adds first two female members I saw this earlier when Mitt Romney tweeted it. I didn’t post because I assumed it would be …

: Will someone please test and see if dipping Oreo cookies is good with any kind of liquid?

: RT @makes_sense_jw: Are ideas about being right? Makes Sense t.co/0dIW1lIe

: It’s still funny to me when presidential candidates use each other’s twitter handles.

: Quick! Everyone download @tweetbot for Mac as many times as they can today! t.co/4Rv7cCxy

: Twitter dictates third-party app form and function in new API, gives six months to comply Yeah, remember my article the other day? This is exactly what I was worried about.

: Just received access to the t.co/67OD1TRc alpha. You can find me there at @jordon

: Luhnow&#039;s letter to Astros Season Ticket Holders. Astros General Manager (and former Cardinal Scouting Director) Jeff Luhnow on the Astros current …

: The saddest thing about the Nationals being good is that there probably won’t be any more $1 hot dog …

: RT @ICC_jordon: The Implicit Meaning of Advertisements t.co/QSZD35Ye

: Is it safe to eat Chic-fil-A again?

: The Implicit Meaning of Advertisements Dalton Caldwell on his latest creation, App.net: App.net is a different kind of social platform. …

: Why “Hook” by Blues Traveler is actually a pretty genius work of metafiction Apart from the obligatory looping of this song and Run Around, I’ve never been a big Blues …

: RT @TheAVClub Why Blues Traveler’s “Hook” is a great song for music theory nerds …

: Cardiio - Touchless Camera Pulse Sensor for iPhone App for the iPhone that measures heart rate by staring into the camera. I have no idea how it works, …

: Director’s Cut! MT @joshgabe @jwadlington what if it showed the other table with a top spinning, …

: DKR spoiler ahead How much do you want to bet that Nolan wanted to end with Alfred in the café …

: The unibody iPhone &#124; The Tech Block. In-depth discussion by Don Lehman of the likely unibody new iPhone. Good place for all the current …

: Slim - The Thinnest Wallet Ever. Supr Good Co. on why they created their Kickstarter for the new Slim Wallet: We believe that all you …

: Mulder and Scully It’s sad that this makes me happy.

: Defeated Kansas Senator: &quot;Koch Industries is Just a Terrible, Terrible Citizen&quot; Recently defeated Kansas State Senator Tim Owens: I'd say that maybe 80 percent of country are …

: Spoiler @ Screen On The Green t.co/0ZYio07c

: Psycho @ The National Mall t.co/AaxOUxao

: Morgan (who we hate) bunted into double play. Crowd literally laughed at him. RT @cheaptalk: …

: I’ve been watching baseball for 28 years and that’s the greatest crowd reaction I’ve ever seen. …

: RLRT @julesmcclure I would like all your S’mores pies, please.

: I know that I’m watching it a day late, but man, Breaking Bad, can you get more awesome?

: Kentucky reference at the opening ceremony. USA has already won.

: I think the wind is blowing out today at Wrigley.

: Stopped after the first. Worth watching the second? RT @TVGuideMagazine: This just in: AMC cancels …

: Aw Aw fo real fo real RT @Kwoth83: Aw fo real?

: Finally saw DKR last night. I’m sure this will open myself up to a world of hurt, but I’m interested …

: This is currently happening with @ckwadlington and @MisterCarroll t.co/a1lhG9Bd

: I love how @sparrow had a 50% off sale four days before announcing no new features for the app. …

: My favorite feature of @tweetbot for Mac may very well be how well thought out Tweetmarker support …

: This. RT @AlanTheisen Exactly. To me, the best sci fiction provokes great questions rather than …

: RT @BGDNCrimebeat: Woman admits to BGPD to stealing 4 rib eye steaks and trading them to “a …

: Thanks, @BarackObama, for my $12.92 #ACA refund from 2011’s health care costs. Better cash it now …

: I’m not so sure those extra six inches of leg room are worth being the last one off a plane if it …

: Not that it’s any cooler in Vegas.

: I definitely picked the two best weekends to not be in DC. #heat

: RT @ckwadlington that fly British Airways #letmefinish! RT @jwadlington: RLRT @ckwadlington MAN …

: Congrats to @ckwadlington! Those 550 times I made her vote for @dfreese23 paid off!

: Boom RT @MLB #FinalVote winners are Yu Darvish and David Freese! Watch them in the #ASG on FOX on …

: RLRT @ckwadlington MAN there’s a whole of cities in the world

: Taking in #derecho2012 refugees. MT @lk_whitehead Air conditioned sleepover @jwadlington’s! Cause …

: RT @OldHossRadbourn: This “move to Canada” meme is a cheery reminder that 1) people are …

: RT @AnaheimAlbert: Pretty much every thing Yadi does well, I taught hing. From throwing to hitting …

: Didn’t like his dig at millineals being the “Worst. Generation. Ever.” Look at what your generation …

: Say what you will about Sorkin and the Newsroom pilot (and you’re probably right…), guy knows how to …

: Best win of the year. #stlcards

: RT @MattSebek: The Cubs did it, you guys. They also suck at helmet lettering. – t.co/74BkexdY

: This is your monthly reminder that Jon Hamm is an #stlcards fan. (like there’s ever any doubt that …

: Come on guys, you couldn’t come up with a better app name? t.co/jMbVXLd8

: Boom. I just finished a 5.13 mi run with Nike+ GPS. #nikeplus #makeitcount

: I’m about to go try and run five miles in 100+ degree weather. Who wants to place bets on how …

: Allen Craig better hope that Yadi doesn’t need a glutes massage tonight.

: Happy birthday to @BryantheIntern. See you in December for the Kentucky/Georgetown game?

: Three greatest things ever. (@ Beer Bourbon &amp; BBQ Festival w/ 118 others) t.co/EJY9IL5u

: Not gonna lie. A little emotional during Good Vibrations at the Beach Boys concert. One of the three …

: …with only a 12% convenience fee. RT @notnek: I really hope @livenationshows/@ticketmaster choose to …

: National Bourbon Day celebrations are incomplete unless you have as many bourbons as there are …

: I love you @TheEconomist. RT @TheEconomist: American rapper Lil Jon can show us about the process of …

: That was a reference to Mad Men’s Sopranos-esque season finale.

: The more things change, the more they stay the same.

: Next big trip is to Niger to see @lk_whitehead in September 2013. Who’s coming with?

: Machu Picchu needs context. The Inca Trail did this for me. If you take the train, you need to find …

: If I can hike the Inca Trail without a case on my iPhone, you don’t need one for yours. (4/5)

: Be careful what you eat. My stomach is strong from eating week-old cheeseburgers. Yours probably …

: Thank God I wasn’t affected by altitude sickness, because it crippled several people from our …

: Back to work tomorrow after an incredible two weeks in Peru. Some takeaways from the trip: (1/5)

: Sorry for the Facebook link, but here are the Inca Trail/Peru pictures! t.co/LQj9FhGN

: I just unlocked the “Local” badge on @foursquare for checking in three times at the same …

: Can someone ask Mike Shannon what an oogly moogly is for me?

: I just unlocked the “Flame Broiled” badge on @foursquare for checking in to burger joints! …

: Myrtle Beach— also known as the place where I fix the population of Eddyville, Kentucky’s iPhones …

: Totally worth it. This guy needed a hug. t.co/9hcafQms

: I just had to go to ICE jail because I hugged a llama.

: I’m about to become the first person to ever fly from Lima, Peru to Myrtle Beach, South Carolina.

: Just finished the Inca Trail. Now at Machi Picchu. Lots of pictures that don’t do the place justice …

: Just posted a photo @ Machu Picchu t.co/sSMRXzux

: View from the Sun Gate #machupicchu @ Machu Picchu t.co/pcR43XSR

: I’m at Machu Picchu t.co/AMKEGbf2

: Check out Machu Picchu on @foursquare: t.co/2y2nzaKp

: Heading out on the Inca Trail tomorrow through Sunday. Send help if you don’t hear from me then.

: Little lambs @ Plaza de Armas de Cusco t.co/Pqh5uD8n

: Rafting in the middle of winter will not go down as one of my smarter moments.

: Lunch views @ Larcomar t.co/yvXHUyej

: I don’t know if I should hate everyone for not watching Awake or be happy with emotional closure …

: Before you get upset about the remake of the Exorcist, go watch Martha Marcy May Marlene.

: Welcome back, Adam Wainwright.

: Only on FSMidwest is Technical Difficulties a good thing.

: There’s an entirely different universe where Don and Joan lead a long and happy life.

: I would like to live in a world where Vin Scully calls every baseball game.

: Wow. Is it the same show? RT @TheAVClub: BREAKING: Dan Harmon no longer #Community showrunner. …

: I just reached Level 2 of the “Hot Tamale” badge on @foursquare. I’ve checked in at 5 …

: At the game!! RT @MLB: WITNESS: You may want to remember where you were 10 years from now when Bryce …

: Awesome. RT @KySportsRadio The Georgetown blog @casualhoya is reporting UK to play Georgetown in DC …

: Just as good as kicking ass! RT @ckwadlington @jwadlington neither–going to see “The …

: Happy mother’s day to @ckwadlington! She’s probably out kicking ass and taking names …

: I’m at Bike DC 2012 (Washington, DC, DC) w/ 7 others t.co/SpH1uC2O

: There we go. Would love an Awake renewal, but not happening. (seriously. watch the pilot) RT @THR …

: Only Happy Endings left… (seriously. it’s hilarious) RT @MichaelAusiello: NBC Renews PARKS AND …

: Damn you Parks and Rec for pulling a Pixar on me.

: Two out of three ain’t bad RT @bengaskins What do people not want to talk about? Soccer, jazz, …

: Boom. Thank God. Only Parks and Rec. to go. RT @THR: NBC Renews ‘Community’ …

: RT @AnaheimAlbert: You stupid Cards fangs cant compare me ang Carlos Beltran. He gets to bat right …

: RT @MattSebek: Carlos Beltran already has 2 HR tonight. Also known as “the end of June” …

: RT @KYforKY: HEY KENTUCKY TEACHERS WE APPRECIATE YOU AND WHAT YOU DO. EDUCATING KENTUCKIANS TO KICK …

: …or maybe not.

: I’m pretty sure I could handle sitting and listening to Revolver with Don Draper.

: Cohabitation itself doesn’t increase the risk of divorce, it’s differing commitment …

: The central premise seems to be that cohabitation increases the risk of divorce, but, to me, the …

: Interesting article after Peggy’s mom DESTROYED her on Sunday’s MadMen. Cohabiting …

: RT @AnaheimAlbert: Back at Dan Lozano’s house. Blood, trash, Broken bottles. Dan sleeping. Two …

: I just reached Level 2 of the “Triple Play” badge on @foursquare. I’ve checked in at 5 …

: Forgot to post this. Postgame singing/playing of My Old Kentucky Home after the championship game. …

: Wow. Great news, but can’t believe it! RT @DeadlineTV: Fox’s ‘Fringe’ Renewed For Final Season …

: Why doesn’t Jon Hamm do more comedy?

: Who had Tina Fey in the first to mess up on the live 30 Rock episode? Not me.

: Or naming the state on the first guess of Name the State? RT @Zippicurean: @jwadlington “P or …

: Yep. RT @nickus526: @jwadlington 1-punch knockout?

: The only one that comes to mind is bowling. Golf is theoretically possible (18 holes-in-one). Are …

: I’m still thinking about Humber’s perfect game and it’s context within sports. In …

: 2012 Films I&#039;ve Seen The Hunger Games The Cabin in the Woods Jeff, Who Lives at Home Chronicle 21 Jump Street …

: In other news, I’m thinking of converting from MLA/AP style punctuation to British/logical. …

: I know we need to define “better”, but assuming we can agree on a definition that …

: Sure, Tree of Life and Melancholia explore deeper and more serious issues than Cabin, but does …

: Are movies that are smart and fun “better” than movies that are just smart? Is Cabin in …

: I don’t like to take joy in the suffering of people, but lucky for me the Red Sox aren’t …

: That being said, Brendan Ryan didn’t swing at that pitch. That being said, the umpire made the …

: Wow. Perfect game. 21st in MLB history. Congrats, Phil Humber.

: If you’re two outs from a perfect game, you should be using two hands to catch a fly ball.

: …it may be the first time a show has been filmed with that in the mind. Possible side effects? (2/2) …

: Hurwitz is actively encouraging people to watch the entire 4th season of Arrested Development in one …

: #Discovery landing t.co/98VXpiSW

: I just unlocked the “4sqDay 2012” badge on @foursquare! Cupcakes and crowns for all! #4sqDay …

: There’s so many good @ckwadlington quotations going on right now, I don’t even know …

: Me: that’s what she said @ckwadlington: who’s she? That is what she said?

: Opening Day gets me every year.

: Glad that @alexsuttonn, @clpancake and I could convince Nerlens to come to Kentucky. You’re …

: BOOM RT @KySportsRadio: Nerlens Noel picks Kentucky

: You probably aren’t watching Justified, but should be. I don’t think there’s a …

: Thanks. I AM a lot like Don Draper, aren’t I? RT @joshgabe: @jwadlington so I started watching …

: RT @bengaskins Don Draper’s wife would make a great Freddie Mercury if they made a biopic …

: RT @MattSebek: It’s time for another Mike Matheny HEY GIRL offering. #stlcards – …

: Probably @CardsJoeMaddon RT @CanPredictBall: @jwadlington Who will be the next manager bold enough …

: Not having @TonyLaRussa around has really decreased my ability to @CanPredictBall.

: Seconded! Play in DC more often! RT @rmpugh Great show with @kelleymcrae! Check out her new album …

: Just @Lwad11 and Clarence Thomas Throwing up three goggles. No big deal. t.co/2Kmdrs01

: RT @MLB: REMINDER: If we get 1,000 NEW FOLLOWERS in the next HOUR, we’ll give away an iPad, a …

: Happy Opening Day, everyone!

: RT @LangoschMLB: #STLCards Opening Day lineup to be: Furcal 6, Beltran 9, Holliday 7, Berkman 3, …

: For those that can make it, the #BBN after after party is moving from NOLA to the Delta Sky club …

: RT @KySportsRadio: So yes, I may have seen UK Pres. Eli Capiluoto at 2:30 am in NOLA last night and …

: Nice ring to it. #bbn t.co/NCdIClhQ

: They’re playing Champagne Supernova. Good job, #bbn?

: We can’t hear the whistle from where we’re sitting. It’s really weird. #BBN

: Twenty minutes until tipoff with @alexsuttonn, @clpancake @BWCakes t.co/mQ7kjaY9

: I’m at Mercedes-Benz Superdome for Kansas Jayhawks vs. Kentucky Wildcats (New Orleans, LA) w/ …

: Big blue ponchos on the way to #8 with @alexsuttonn and @clpancake! #BBN t.co/yr6rj8S5

: I just unlocked the “Trainspotter” badge on @foursquare! t.co/0fjCkfKA

: I’m going to regret being up this early. #bbn #gameday

: In case you were wondering if that Capital One contest was rigged, it was. At least the Avetts will …

: Big Blue Second Line #BBN # WeAreUK t.co/LOaX3RSF

: I just unlocked the Level 3 “JetSetter” badge on @foursquare! Sweet! t.co/Rs8H90V3

: Screw it. I’m going to New Orleans.

: How can they announce the sequel to Anchorman and expect me to be able to sleep tonight? …

: Done and done. MT @joshgabe: I say we only drink Makers this weekend since its made the most …

: Mad Men may have fooled us with its own bean ballet. Thank God it’s back. t.co/tArWyLkA

: Bean Ballet I’ve heard from some people that they were disappointed that not that much happened in last …

: I’ve got tickets to the bean ballet and the curtain is about to go up.

: Maaaaad Men, Maaaaaad Men, Maaaaad Men, Maaaaad Men, Maaaad Men, Maaaaaad Men, Maaaad Men, Maaaaaad …

: It’s insane to think that with a 20 point UK win and two Fantasy Baseball drafts in the bag …

: My three favorite holidays are Opening day of baseball, Derby and UK/UofL game. Real leap year is …

: A UK-Louisville Final Four game would be a good arena for next year’s Hunger Games.

: …and don’t want anything in the second two books spoiled by the movie. (e.g. Boromir dying in …

: Folks who’ve seen the Hunger Games movie and read the books: does the movie cover just the …

: I’ve always wondered how sign guys got those sweet moves. #practicemakesp @ Virginia Highlands …

: Good PlanRT @OnionSports Kentucky Going To Stick With Strategy Of Having Far-And-Away Better …

: I just finished a 3.12 mi run with a pace of 8'16"/mi with Nike+ GPS. #nikeplus #makeitcount

: My boss just asked if we could have our noon meeting somewhere where we could watch the Murray State …

: Gary Oldman better clear his schedule for the Coach Harper movie.

: Coach Harper may be the real life Coach Taylor.

: Boom. #WKU

: Insane. Where was this team the whole game?

: Well, @Lwad11 and I are watching this game. And taking pictures of EcoCabs. But mainly watching the …

: I hope that David Cameron goes back and tells the good people of Britain the tales of WKU.

: Apparently UPS has decided to give up on the Kentucky market.

: First blush, my final four is Kentucky, Mizzou, UNC and FSU.

: Couldn’t be happier with both Kentucky and FSU’s placement.

: If the selection committee has a soul, they’ll put Kentucky and UNC on different sides of the …

: #Kentucky will still be the top #1 seed. Doesn’t make this suck any less.

: #FSU will (probably) be a three seed, but should be a two seed.

: GET A REBOUND. #FSU

: #FSU would beat anyone today.

: Who was the genius that scheduled #FSU and #Kentucky at the same time? It’s making my life …

: Boom. #fsu

: I feel bad for the lady with the Craftsman garage door app who locked that skunk in her garage.

: Why would you show that clip? #Kentucky

: I gotta love that keeps me waiting @ Verizon Center t.co/Xxc0nTr1

: Interesting article over Springsteen’s (excellent) new album on why he’s endured where …

: Yes, I did just retweet something to win DMB tickets. I’m secure in non-broclivity.

: RT @LiveNationDC: Don’t forget @davematthewsbnd at Jiffy Lube Live tix on sale THIS Friday at …

: MT @jrshoulders This was right above your tweet about your spare key. RT @WolfpackAlan We live in a …

: I probably shouldn’t have told you all that.

: What I learned from Justified tonight: I’m hiding my spare car key in the gas tank …

: Lyon County folks: for those who don’t know, George Fant is Kenneth’s (the guy who took …

: Coach Harper deserves all the credit he’ll get over the next couple of days and much more.

: Boom. I believe that’s an NCAA tournament birth, y’all. #wku

: What just happened there? #wku

: Boom. George Fant, y’all. #WKU

: Boom. WKU in the Sun Belt finals. Who would have thought after the season we’ve had that …

: Has to be good news for Fringe, right? RT @THR: Fox Cancels ‘Terra Nova’ t.co/hXSFoiMZ

: Exactly how I think. Jeff Lunhow (AstrosGM): (Baseball is like blackjack), play perfect strategy …

: I can’t say enough good things about Awake. I’ve never seen anything so emotionally …

: I don’t think they can sustain it, but the pilot to Awake was one of the best I’ve ever …

: I’ve missed baseball so much, that I’m even happy to see this screen. We’ll see …

: Great night at the DC Independent Film Festival– Three Iranian films and three zombie films. …

: All Kentucky folks: be safe today and have plenty of bourbon on hand. You have no idea how long the …

: Jon Hamm is currently taking about the #stlcards on Letterman. I’m pretty sure heaven is a …

: Let us know if you start growing gills. RT @notnek: I am coughing up blood! Could that be Leap Day …

: Happy 9th(?) (I can’t keep up w/ how leap year birthdays work) to @Zippicurean! Hope Leap Day …

: Folks, I’ve made it in life: every time I tweet I get about twelve spam messages.

: Finally someone suggests a Star Wars viewing order that makes sense. (Tweeting this in case everyone …

: I just finished a 7.02 mi run with a pace of 9'08"/mi and a time of 1:04:15 with Nike+ GPS. …

: I won’t edit my list, but I’ll write something about those films (&how distance has …

: Remember that time I listed my top films of 2011 before seeing Take Shelter & Hugo? Both are in …

: Tell him he caused my fantasy team to lose last year & needs to step it up in 2012. RT …

: Very happy birthday to @jrshoulders! Hoping I get to see her in a few weeks!

: Hells yes. RT @danharmon: What you call 8:00, we call home. Community returns to Thursday nights on …

: See you Sep 2013! RT @lk_whitehead: OK chickens, the verdict is in. My first post will be Niamey, …

: Monuments at night with @lucyfort, @sca_rah and @lk_whitehead t.co/gbTA19tS

: Hopefully like the last game we saw together RT @bengaskins @jwadlington Sure wish I could spend it …

: Happy Pitchers and Catchers Reporting Day! Spend it with people you love! (as long as they love …

: Downloaded Osfoora for Mac. I’m worried that if I like it, all I have left to complain about …

: Boom. I might have been out tonight instead of watching #FSU, but that doesn’t mean we …

: RT @JoeStrauss: Right now I’ve got Kentucky ranked No. 1, 2, 3, 4 and 5 in country. You can …

: …yeah, but does Mountain Lion contain @tweetbot for Mac?

: Kudos to @KySportsRadio and the rest of the broadcast team for knowing when to talk and when to shut …

: Purchased. A data nerd’s dream. RT @NikeFuel Want to be the first to #makeitcount? A Nike+ …

: For those that don’t know, Fuller did the most underrated show of the past 10 years: Pushing …

: Wait. Bryan Fuller’s doing a Hannibal TV series? As in Lector? Awesome. RT @EW Bryan …

: Literally the best article ever MT @TheEconomist Fans of Parks and Rec have noted with delight the …

: RT @KySportsRadio: If hate tweets to me are any indication, UL fans know many synonyms for …

: Best thing I’ve seen all night. t.co/485YpVph

: Per my Twitterfeed, the ratings for Walking Dead are going to be @Kwoth83 and me. Enjoy your 159 …

: Georgetown game with @rmpugh and Dikembe Mutumbo. I unfortunately couldn’t get him to do the …

: RT @AshleyJudd: Great game! Congrats to a terrific VU game for intensity & poise. Cats were so …

: That escalated quickly. #Kentucky

: This #Kentucky game is going to be closer than people think. Combination of an underperforming team, …

: $125 which includes iOS apps this year. It’s a steal. RT @MLBTV MLB.TV ready to play ball for …

: That’s a disservice to Satan. MT @JoeStrauss: So @keithlaw, whom some Cards fans consider …

: Best back-to-back tweets ever. // cc @JakeParkerBand t.co/VrvhrNv7

: I just unlocked the “Super Swarm Sunday” badge on @foursquare! Go team! t.co/sgfLcyei

: This. #PuppyBowl MT @MattSebek Animal Planet gets it; take something that’s inherently …

: No one can beat this Kentucky team.

: This. RT @NotoriousDTG: If it’s such a big game wouldn’t you want to watch it anywhere …

: Finally saw the Josh Hamilton PC. I feel for the guy; it’s a bad situation all around. …

: At its best, there’s not a better show out there than Fringe.

: Great insight/analysis into baseball and an FSU fan to boot. Plenty of reasons for Tally folks & …

: Baseball folks: the #stlcards MLB beat writer, @MatthewHLeach, has been promoted to national …

: I just finished a 5.11 mi run with a pace of 8'34"/mi and a time of 43:47 with Nike+ GPS. …

: Yeah, just saw Take Shelter…going to have to revise that list. Go see it. Now.

: Secured the Inca Trail permits today, so we’re heading to Peru May 26 - June 4. If you want to …

: Nailed it. RT @OnionPolitics: Time Traveler From The Year 1998 Warns Nation Not To Elect Newt …

: He’ll be here all week. Try the veal. #sotu

: RT @AlanTheisen “Women need equal pay for equal work” It’s a fucking tragedy this …

: My set up for tonight. t.co/YTlAXQFR

: RT @NotoriousDTG: The State of UK is strong very strong. I better see what Obama has to say about …

: Forgot about that. Too much on tonight and none of it starts before 9pm. RT @notnek: @jwadlington …

: Let’s just hope that the State of the Union wraps up tonight before the State of the …

: The time off should help him figure out the bullpen phone RT @JoeStrauss Bud just issued statement …

: RT @keithcalder: If BREAKING BAD or DOWNTON ABBEY were eligible for Best Picture Oscars, we’d …

: That’s about all I’m happy about, though. #OscarNoms

: Very happy about ‘A Separation’ nod for Original Screenplay. #OscarNoms

: Boom. #FSU

: Also further proof that there are places that sell bourbon in DC.

: #Kentucky playing Arkansas and Justified back on the same night? Further proof that Jesus is from …

: Happy that @lk_whitehead finally made it to Virginia! When do we get to go do nerdy stuff??

: Spent the night catching up on Downton Abbey instead of watching the Globes. Still bitter about the …

: Don’t know if I’d rather been in Tally or Knoxville! RT @VeniceJHR @jwadlington awesome …

: Thanks, @ESPN, for showing #Kentucky & #FSU back-to-back to ensure that I didn’t have to …

: Hope all the #Kentucky folks stuck around to watch #FSU murder #UNC. #BBN #WeAreUK #GoNoles

: RT @OnionSports: Unpopular BCS Crowns Alabama Champions, Pushes Elderly Woman Down Stairs, Wishes …

: Alright, everyone, we can finally close down 2011. Here are my favorite films of the year: …

: Favorite Films of 2011 So I know that 2010 was a good year for movies, but looking back, most of that was based on the fact …

: Re: last tweet. @emilytmeyer is already coming with, so if you like her more than me, maybe that …

: Next big trip: climbing the Inca Trail to Machu Picchu May 26-June 4. Spending a few days in Lima …

: And my cousin. RT @NelsonMRosario: @jwadlington I know you need a piece of straw

: Ok, I’m finally buying my own banjo. What do I need to know? Are the concerns similar to …

: Still have a few films to see before I make my best of 2011 list, but here are some prestigious …

: 2011 Movie Awards I’m still about four movies away from feeling comfortable posting my Best of 2011 list. …

: Looks like Community will be back this Spring, not leading off a night (thank God) & will have a …

: 6 ULL players on the court finally did it, eh? About time. MT @MrChadBishop: #WKU fires basketball …

: Bad news. RT @Cardinals: Cardinals pitching coach Dave Duncan to take leave of absence; no timetable …

: I may have to turn on the subtitles for Part 2 of my Meek’s Cutoff/Attack the Block double …

: Meek’s Cutoff 4:3 ratio is really tripping me out.

: Still need to see Dragon Tattoo, War Horse, Artist, Descendants, and Hugo before I finish my list. …

: Since NYE disrupted my usual tradition of seeing movies every day between Christmas & New …

: Great weekend with great people for NYE in Times Square. Everyone needs to do it, but trust me, …

: Probably won’t. RT @RealTimeWWII: Happy New Year, everybody! Thanks for following. Let’s …

: Justin Bieber is playing Let it Be…and it actually sounds good. #signsoftheapocalypse

: I’m at Times Square for New Year’s Eve (Broadway & 7th Ave, btwn 42nd & 47th St, New …

: Had to go to a TGI Fridays, pay $30 for two Bud Lights and miss Times Square NYE activities, but all …

: RT @KySportsRadio: I just asked Jay Z if he would take a picture for UK fans. He said “I love …

: Yes, I am in Times Square for New Year’s and yes, I did just lose my spot to find somewhere to …

: RT @BeisnerKSR: Someone has already changed the record on Rick Pitino’s Wikipedia page to 12-2 …

: Should append an ‘in my belly’ to that. RT @notnek: @jwadlington @breannacopeland i just …

: Wait a second…today was Christmas?

: RT @MattSebek: Grievance aired to @FSMidwest: your audience watches you because they have to, not …

: I hope I’m not on @MattSebek’s grievance aired list.

: Hopefully leaving Pirates losing ways in Pitt. Welcome to STL!MT @LangoschMLB Life is taking me to …

: First #stlcards lose Pujols and then @MatthewHLeach. Have to say I may miss Leach more. RT …

: I’ve got a flight from a commonwealth to The Commonwealth tonight. I’ve missed the land …

: I’m glad I’m not an Emmy voter and have to decide between Damian Lewis and Bryan …

: I just unlocked the “Jobs” badge on @foursquare! t.co/fER13rH4

: Just posted a photo @ Ground Zero t.co/BSrJUsey

: On the train to New York to meet @Lwad11, @awadlington, @ckwadlington and @MisterCarroll. Great way …

: The 69th Annual Golden Globe Awards NOMINATIONS The 69th Annual Golden Globe Awards NOMINATIONS | OFFICIAL WEBSITE of the HFPA and the GOLDEN GLOBE …

: Any awards ceremony that can and then doesn’t recognize Parks and Rec, Community, Breaking …

: Wish I could be there! Congrats, Lil Court! Love you! RT @clpancake Graduating from PT school today! …

: Best Drama will be a bloodbath between Boardwalk Empire and Breaking Bad. Shame one has to lose, but …

: Supporting actress may be the only acting award Homeland doesn’t win. If Claire Danes …

: RT @KySportsRadio: Crazy stat..1/6 of UK’s total losses in the history of Rupp Arena came in 2 …

: RT @KySportsRadio: UK is third in the latest coaches poll behind Syracuse and Ohio State. U of L is …

: RT @miklasz: Nice week for MLB. Game’s biggest star breaks adoring fans' hearts to chase a …

: Flag @ FedExField t.co/ZrklInaK

: Army-Navy game with @lucyfort! t.co/0kbZJZHM

: I’m at FedEx Field for Army Black Knights vs. Navy Midshipmen (1600 FedEx Way, FedExField, …

: The living Christmas tree and the human centipede are a little too close in nature for my taste.

: Ticketmaster tickets w/ only $7.50 in fees? I feel like I’m waiting for another email charging …

: RT @gathering_umc: Don’t burn that Pujols T-shirt or jersey! Bring it to 2105 McCausland. …

: Thinking 30Rock instead of MF, but heard good things about Sub. RT @bengaskins: @jwadlington …

: Why can’t ABC and NBC team up to give me a Modern Family, Happy Endings, Community and Parks …

: If this is the end of Community (…and it’s not), I can’t think of a better way to …

: RT @Buster_ESPN: Mlb Executive on the Marlins' spending: “What, do they think Germany is going …

: Guess I have to change my wireless network password now.

: RLRT @notnek Fully agree. It sucks to lose him but it would suck harder to be locked into that deal.

: Insane in years/dollars. Can’t blame Cards for not matching, AP for accepting MT …

: RT @JoeStrauss: albert’s gone to Angels.

: Very happy birthday to @lk_whitehead! How’s that trip planning to DC coming?

: Me too. :( RT @Zippicurean: Had some drunken Christmas carol performances with @bengaskins. Wishing …

: 11 #CardsTriviaTuesday

: 11! #CardsTriviaTuesday

: If #Albertageddon occurs (& if it’s true Marlins offered him a 10-year deal, then I hope …

: His mom RT @laurenhallie wtf Jimmy Darmody

: “Why couldn’t they just hold them up higher on the handles?” -my new personal …

: White House Carolers. #whtweetup t.co/hV9HFQUR

: Thanks! Incredible day. Thanks to @ks44 and Kasie for their hard work. RT @whitehouse: @jwadlington …

: Great day at the #whtweetup @ The White House t.co/xUb1tztt

: Infinite Chandeliers. #whtweetup t.co/ys3N1ujk

: Golden Stars in the White House. #whtweetup t.co/FZJ8hN5i

: View from the inside out. #whtweetup t.co/lLlwBTO1

: Heading to lunch and then onto the White House for a holiday tour. Will try to tweet much more from …

: Sorry for the lack of live updates. No cell service in the room this morning. Yes, they are aware of …

: Great morning session with the @whitehouse Tweetup. Highlight of the morning had to be …

: I’m sure it was meant well, but I was excited when I saw the logo RT @notnek @jwadlington so …

: #WKU not invited to @BBVACompassBowl. It’s terrible that they announced it with a big WKU …

: Excited for Boardwalk Empire tonight so that its theme song can finally get Parks and Rec’s …

: #browdown

: Community just solidified itself as the greatest show ever by making a Kroger/Krogers joke. …

: Before the White House Tweetup, my take on why information is so important: Knowing is Half the …

: Knowing Is Half the Battle During this year’s State of the Union address I tweeted: In the next ten years, the lack of …

: Like asking if water has gotten you wet. MT @TheAVClub If Ticketmaster ripped you off, could have …

: Well, according to @930Club, the Black Keys are coming in March. I would really like tickets to …

: Love how (at least in DC) yesterday’s LivingSocial was for McDonald’s & …

: For real, who schedules a Christmas party when you have to go to work the next day?

: I don’t think I’ve ever even had a Big Mac before. My New Year’s resolution should …

: I love that both @laurenhallie and @sarahdaryani have acted as my food conscience and shamed me into …

: Ha- I’ll add it to the list. #whtweetup RT @BryantheIntern: @jwadlington @whitehouse Who …

: Part of the event consists of a Q&A with @whitehouse officials. If anyone has anything …

: As I mentioned a few days ago, I’ve been invited to the @whitehouse Tweetup on Monday. …

: My take on why last night’s Walking Dead was so effective: t.co/SdvY0HWW

: Presumed Dead, Until Proven Living As frequent consumers of media, we become numb to certain tropes, even if we don’t realize it. …

: Kentucky: where even we know #1 is better than #6. #NewKentuckyMotto

: You can have the research triangle, I’ll take the rings. #NewKentuckyMotto

: #47 in reading good, #1 where it matters. #NewKentuckyMotto

: #NewKentuckyMotto suggestion: #1 in the AP Poll, #1 at kicking ass. #WeAreUK

: Just invited to the White House Tweetup next week! Couldn’t be more excited to see the …

: Can’t imagine a better day in sports for the Commonwealth. See ya North Carolina and …

: Christmas is here @ Arlington, VA t.co/yaWLaq0Y

: RT @wkuheraldsports: #UK beats #UT 10-7. #WKU chances of a BBVA Compass Bowl or Liberty Bowl berth …

: As @NotoriousDTG points out, huge win for the Commonwealth. Not only does #Kentucky break the …

: Well, it’s halftime, #Kentucky’s only scored a field goal and a wide receiver is playing …

: The Help (2011) IMDb - The Help (2011). It’s like the female Ocean’s 11 of southern dramadies. …

: Thinking about doing a Drive/ 50/50 /Cowboys & Aliens triple feature tomorrow. Quadruple feature …

: Festival of Lights at National Harbor! Merry end of November, everyone! t.co/f4a3Sg7U

: Sorry, everyone! RT @bengaskins Happy Thanksgiving to friends, enemies, frienemies & enemends. …

: Making a big pot of chili and some New York-style cheesecake just like the pilgrims did.

: Please Ridicule Me Until I See These I need your general denigration until I see this list of movies. Feel free to add comments about how …

: 2011 Films I&#039;ve Seen Films I've seen that debuted in 2011 Take Shelter Cedar Rapids Martha Marcy May Marlene War …

: First NHL game goes to overtime. I’m a bit perturbed by the total lack of the Flying V, …

: First NHL game! (@ Verizon Center for Winnipeg Jets vs. Washington Capitals w/ 83 others) …

: Most have seen this by now, but Community’s Beetlejuice joke that spans three episodes over …

: Favorites of 2010 I had trouble narrowing it down to ten, so I did twenty. This is not a list of the "best" films of …

: Any changes to blackout restrictions for televised games in the new CBA? // cc @Ken_Rosenthal …

: RT @Dropbox: A guide on how to get more free space with Dropbox! t.co/nIjwo0nM Retweet for a chance …

: Happy Friendsgiving, y’all! t.co/Qu0yXngZ

: It’s sad how poorly #WKU is doing. They’ve played OK teams, (LSU, Tulsa), but …

: Hang on…you got fireworks…through email? RT @Zippicurean: Got the fireworks email! Dissertation …

: I wish I could grow a unibrow like Anthony Davis.

: Haha- me too. RT @notnek: @jwadlington if they continue to start every game with 3 after 3, it will …

: If #Kentucky presses after ever basket, this may be my favorite year of college basketball ever.

: New #Kentucky-themed drinking game: take a shot of bourbon every time Anthony Davis takes a shot. A …

: Disaster! My emergency rations of Octoberfest is getting low. t.co/6NPXVIKM

: RT @thesurfreport: RT @TVMoJoe: Per NBC, COMMUNITY is being put “on the bench” for a …

: Word from @TheAVClub is that Community is pulled from NBC’s midseason schedule. I’ve got …

: The best thing about the Matheny hire may be that Dave Duncan stays. #stlcards

: I’m not saying I don’t like the choice, I’m just saying it’s a complete …

: I like Mike Matheny, but the choice is odd to say the least. No coaching experience, let alone …

: RT @SI_JonHeyman: cardinals announce mike matheny got the managing job. nice call. respected by …

: Academy Builds Surprise Into Best Picture Rules Academy Builds Surprise Into Best Picture Rules. You may remember back a couple of months ago when, …

: Film vs TV, Oscars, and Drive Angry. Film vs TV, Oscars, and Drive Angry.. My friend, Chris Baldwin, recently posted a note about his …

: Top Twenty Movies of 2010 So, 2010 was a really good year for movies; as of writing this, I’ve seen 46 that came out this …

: Hiking the Billy Goat Trail with @rmpugh! t.co/X6F22nSp

: Kentucky needs to stop sucking so I can watch UNC and MSU. I mean, for real, it’s on an …

: RT @MattSebek: Don Draper wearing an #stlcards World Champions hat. Hell and yes. (via @MayorBurnsy) …

: I’ve never been happier to say this: Too. Much. Basketball. On. Tonight. #WKU #Kentucky #FSU

: Anybody remember that time that Kentucky won by 85?

: Wow. Between this game and the rest of tonight…I’m not going to lie, it’s a good night …

: For real, who had Western Kentucky (tied) for the most FBS wins in the Commonwealth on November 5?

: National Symphony Orchestra at the Kennedy Center with @lucyfort! t.co/9A2x0IVk

: I’m at The John F Kennedy Center For The Performing Arts for National Symphony Orchestra …

: I’ve got tickets for pre-release J. Edgar & @lucyfort’s got tickets for the National …

: Hands down the best game I’ve ever been present for. Thanks, @tyrussellrogers, for the …

: I was there for it! RT @SMaresca21 ESPN recognizes Ty Rogers' shot to beat Drake as # 4 of the …

: My electric bill is almost 1/6th of what it was in Tallahassee. That’s insane.

: Just got pre-screening tickets to see J. Edgar from the @crimemuseum! Thursday at 7:30- who wants to …

: Big news. Thanks for the great years, Tony. RT @CardsInsider: Tony La Russa had just announced his …

: Best moment of the postgame press conference: Carp’s daughter loves him. t.co/pMp7vedh

: So, it’s pretty difficult to take pictures of it snowing. But, trust me, it’s snowing.

: The Rangers are a great organization and will win the Series sooner rather than later. They were …

: I like Ron Washington & he will be a good manager, but he’s not there yet. He made some …

: I don’t normally advocate child profanities, but an exception would have to be made there. …

: Was I the only one hoping when they were interviewing Carp after the game that his daughter would …

: John Mozeliak (the Cards' GM) is this season’s MVP. He pulled off an unpopular trade that …

: When I move to a new city, the Cards win the World Series. Tally in 2006, DC in 2011. I’m sure …

: On Feb 24: RT @jwadlington Well, the 2011 season was fun while it lasted RT @JoeStrauss TJ surgery …

: Just a couple of further thoughts about this year in baseball. Sorry for the upcoming flood of your …

: Sorry, all. I’ve been celebrating all night. I’ll respond to texts/tweets tomorrow. Love …

: RT @MatthewHLeach: 180 down. None to go. Good night.

: That’s a winner.

: RT @dgoold: #Cardinals have replaced Matt Holliday on the #WorldSeries roster with Adron Chambers. …

: For all those tweeting/texting this morning, the only injury for me from last night’s game is …

: Game 7

: I literally sprained my ankle jumping up and down. I have a piece of frozen chicken on it now.

: David freese is a man. I will have a bourbon for him tonight.

: Holy crap. Holy crap. Holy crap.

: You know this is either going to be a double play or a home run.

: Someone needs to tell these teams that they need to put more numbers in the R column than the E.

: No matter if the Cards win or lose tonight, Jon Hamm is from St. Louis, so we kind of win anyway.

: RT @CardsInsider: MLB has just postponed Game 6 of the World Series until tomorrow due to inclement …

: I just unlocked the “Great Outdoors” badge on @foursquare! t.co/2XMvLUqP

: According to @ckwadlington, we’re going on an adventure. Just like all good adventures, …

: How many years was that, Tim McCarver?

: Me too. RT @notnek: I’m going to try to post more photos to @Instagram. And more entries to …

: Boom. Boom. Boom. Albert Pujols, y’all.

: Boom. Albert Pujols, y’all. Boom.

: Matt Holliday, y’all

: Wish i was there, too! RT @Beth_Boyd: @jwadlington We wish you were here! #Cards #Rangers …

: Allen Craig has three at bats…and he’s the MVP if the #stlcards win it.

: Boom. Allen Craig, y’all

: Arlington National Cemetery overlook with @ckwadlington and @mistercarroll @ Arlington National …

: Boom. Congrats, Dr. @Zippicurean! RT @Zippicurean: I did it y’all. Dissertation PASSED.

: Happy to have @ckwadlington and @MisterCarroll up to visit. Going on a ghost tour tonight around …

: Allen Craig, y’all

: We need the first two games to have a chace. #stlcards #worldseries

: Who would have thought that the thermal view would be useful? #worldseries #rangers #stlcards

: RT @MattSebek: The levels of awesome in this photo are hard to comprehend. #WorldSeries – …

: I’m guessing @Beth_Boyd and I have to suspend our friendship for the next week. #rangers …

: Congrats to @dfreese23 on his MVP. Well deserved. #stlcards #postseason #worldseries

: RT @BreakingNews: St. Louis Cardinals advance to WS, burying Brewers 12-6 to take NL series 4-2 - …

: that’s a winner

: David Freese, y’all.

: I just finished a 5.03 mi run with a time of 8:54/mile with Nike+ GPS. #nikeplus

: Had a great time with @lucyfort seeing Lisa Hannigan. Thanks for going with me! Great show.

: Lisa Hannigan at the @930Club! @LisaHBand t.co/xvgHTyuB

: Wow. There ya go, @Beth_Boyd.

: Why would you leave Garcia in to face Braun, let alone Fielder?

: RT @Zack_Adams: #ridiculoustweet :-) “@jwadlington: This is why there is no sport that can …

: I’ve had about two and a half hours of sleep in the past 48 hours, but I’ve had a great …

: The Phillies are a great team, but no one was going to beat Carp tonight. No one. #postseason …

: The Cardinals beat Lee, Oswalt and Halladay. How is that a fluke? #postseason #stlcards

: Como estas, bitches. #nlcs

: This is why there is no sport that can touch baseball.

: RT @pfeiffer44: POTUS:There may be no greater tribute to Steve’s success than the fact that much of …

: Having a bourbon for you tonight, Steve and spending the evening reflecting on your accomplishments …

: My Twitterfeed is an insane mix of joy (because of the #stlcards) and somberness (with Steve Jobs' …

: Lost one of the great visionaries today in Steve Jobs. Thanks for all the great times over the past …

: Wish I was at the #stlcards game with @ckwadlington, @MisterCarroll and Go! Go looks like …

: Perfect Choice. MT @KySportsRadio Source tells KSR that Christian Laettner will coach the …

: I’ve had 5 people reply all on 500-person email trying to reply to the sender. I then had 10 …

: Wait, wait, wait… Your all’s names isn’t Gaksins? @Zippicurean: @jwadlington All …

: In other news, how did I get so many married friends? If you’re single, I’m coming to …

: Great 5 days in Charlotte w/ Gaksins (@bengaskins @Zippicurean), Theisens (@alantheisen @DuoFujin) …

: Spent time with old friends, a Cards #postseason win & an Arrested Development announcement for …

: 1-1. #stlcards #postseason

: Best news in the history of news. RT @TheAVClub: 4th season of Arrested Development in addition to a …

: Thanks, @Zippicurean, for dinner! Why aren’t you following her food blog? t.co/L8rmO1f2 …

: BERKMAN!!!!!!!

: Shelby Square with @bengaskins and @Zippicurean @ Historic Cleveland County Courthouse t.co/nHRrlcJu

: One of these things is not true. RT @bengaskins: Hanging with my buddy @jwadlington who is DEMANDING …

: Underdog kind of day in sports. #GoKentucky #BeatLSU #GoCards #BeatPhils

: RT @TortyCraig: Mr. La Russa intervened. “Now Albert surely you can spare 1 doughnut for …

: The first thing I’m doing when iOS 5 comes out is disabling every badge on every device I own.

: RT @Zippicurean: Go, @jwadlington, go! This would be his second helping of biscuits & gravy. …

: Izzy’s starring in the all-cat remake of the Shining t.co/qTIQTPBp

: RT @laurenhallie bananas! RT @jwadlington I don’t mean to hyperbolic, but this has been the …

: RT @Beth_Boyd: @jwadlington :: Welcome to the postseason! #Cards

: I don’t mean to hyperbolic, but this has been the greatest night of baseball I’ve ever …

: This is an insane night of baseball.

: #DidItForTorty

: Just landed in Charlotte. Looking forward to seeing @bengaskins, @Zippicurean, @AlanTheisen and …

: Old @ckwadlington wants me to apologize for saying “hell” earlier. Sorry, everyone.

: Hell yes, I will! Tweeted that before they announced 3G version. RT @notnek: @jwadlington dude. pay …

: $99 for the Kindle Touch? I do believe I will, @amazon, thank you very much.

: Funny that if #RedSox/#Rays & #stlcards/#Braves have a one-game tiebreak, it’s essentially …

: In other news, instead of running, I’m eating bacon and sitting on my deck. …

: I know this will never happen, but I would buy an iPod nano w/ Bluetooth/GPS (for Nike+) in a …

: Tied.

: #DoItForTorty

: Very happy birthday to old @ckwadlington. Hope she gets what she wants! (but only if what she wants …

: I’m currently on the National Mall listening to Garrison Keillor reading a poem …

: I feel the need to retweet @NotoriousDTG again. #Kentucky RT @NotoriousDTG And basketball season …

: If you won’t to teach our youth, who will? RT @nickus526 cant pick on a 13 year old. had to …

: RT @nickus526: Got a pissed off text from a girl. Hilarity ensued until i found out she was 13 when …

: I would pay a lot of money for @MattSebek to interview Colby Rasmus. I wouldn’t even have to …

: David Freese, y’all. #stlcards #WCRace

: I know the #Marlins are up 1-0, but if this umpire doesn’t start calling the low ball, the …

: What’s it called when you have a Compact Disc full of music and you want to get it on your …

: Wow. I feel bad for having assumed the Cardinals were out of this. #WCRace #stlcards

: RT @KySportsRadio: Radio host in Atlanta says SEC wants Louisville as 14th member but UK exercising …

: I know the #stlcards are still two & a half out of the wild card, but man, after tonight’s …

: Thank you, Omar Infante. #Marlins #Braves #stlcards #wildcard #twoandahalf

: Finally figured out why I moved to D.C. Kentucky v. Kansas on 11/15 at Madison Square Garden. …

: RT @NotoriousDTG: And basketball season just started.

: Wow. #Trickett

: Make that 4 games out of the Wild Card. Braves just won. #GoStlCards #GoNoles #GoKentucky

: Too many games tonight: FSU/OU (of course), Kentucky/Louisville & the #stlcards (3.5 games out …

: Jealous of everyone in Tally today. Lots of pictures, please! #GoNoles // cc @laurenhallie …

: Why yes, 68 degree weather, I do think I’ll go outside and run in you.

: Miss you guys, too! See you all in a few weeks! RT @Zippicurean: So glad I got to talk to …

: I may have to suck it up and go see @bengaskins, @Zippicurean, @AlanTheisen, and @DuoFujin in …

: No one can get off a Wednesday-Monday (9/27-10/3) to go somewhere? $39 tickets to Boston (@rmpugh) …

: I’ve may have six days off in a row…who wants to go somewhere? Sept. 28-Oct. 3.

: Let me know when you get it! MT @Zippicurean: Fall is happening so today we’re working on …

: Nats game with @lucyfort, @Beth_Boyd, and @bamesser! t.co/6oMItT1

: If you’re from Kentucky, visited Kentucky or just happen to know someone from Kentucky, please …

: I’ve already given $100 & hope you will, too. At the very least, please take a second to see …

: You can donate to the cause by visiting their Kickstarter page or by making your way to their …

: Kentucky for Kentucky will raise $3.5 million to purchase a Superbowl ad dedicated to showing how …

: Today, I was made aware of one of these causes. #KYforKY

: In the course of human history, there are causes so great that it necessitates attention being paid …

: Holy crap. RT @TheAVClub: Nike finally making Back To The Future II’s self-lacing shoes for …

: The view from Booz Allen’s corporate box! t.co/Yl2Zr0j

: Nats game with @rmpugh! (@ Nationals Park for New York Mets vs. Washington Nationals w/ 174 others) …

: I love DC. Just got tickets to three Nats games in the next week, two of which were free & the …

: Contextual menu is back! Hooray! Thanks! MT @1Password: we’ve got some new betas. Mac beta; …

: When you come to DC, make sure to stop by the MLk Jr. Memorial. It really is one of the nicer (and …

: I’m at Hurricanepocalypse 2011 (Moving Target, Washington) w/ 215 others t.co/L01I66r

: I love how onsite reporters call people outside in the storm idiots as if they have some kind of …

: Googling what flambé means right now!MT @Zippicurean Want to get fancy, flambé passion fruit in …

: Best food blog out there! RT @Zippicurean: @jwadlington 2 oz dark rum, 2 oz light rum, 1 oz lime …

: In that paradigm, couldn’t agree more MT @TheEconomist #Apple gadget that’s done most to …

: Alright @Twitter folks, I need assistance in narrowing down what TV show I should watch next: Alias …

: Whether you love or loathe Apple, Jobs was the compass of (almost) every major tech market in …

: It’s super nerdy, but I’m really sad to Steve Jobs resign. I don’t think anyone …

: La Russa creates self-fulfilling prophecy by letting Boggs bat in blowout & then Boggs causes …

: It’s the 4th inning and La Russa’s already given up on this game. Is that …

: I just unlocked the “Super Duper Swarm” badge on @foursquare! t.co/8dUXasg

: I’m at Earthquakepocalypse 2011 (Moving Target!, Washington D.C.) w/ 1514 others t.co/9PeWbNb

: RT @TheOnion: Sources refuse to rule out #500footbinladen as cause of recent tremors. Story …

: I just unlocked the “Epic Swarm” badge on @foursquare! t.co/WWKaPrz

: So I leave Florida for DC & have a hurricane come my way. Then, boom…earthquake. Guys…where are …

: A moth flew into Matt Holliday’s ear during the #stlcards game & had to surgically …

: Wow! Where? MT @notnek: Whoa! My mom just informed me that Eddyville, my hometown, will have its 3rd …

: RT @JoeStrauss: On a more upbeat note, the Cards haven’t lost this season when leading after …

: #dcrestaurantweek with @lucyfort! (@ 701 Restaurant) t.co/3TPhTej

: I would pay Comcast more per month if they would just provide consistent customer service. (i.e. …

: One of these weekends @lucyfort and I will do something besides go see jazz and eat soul food, but …

: Happy birthday to @MisterCarroll! Here’s to your hippie haircut growing fast and your bike …

: Figured out my data problem! I just put in dummy variables to ‘normalize.’ Worked like a …

: Grrrr…the changes to @1Password in Safari are forcing me to reexplain how to use it to my parents. …

: Harris Teeters now has 12 packs of Sam Adams Octoberfest in stock. In other news, I now have 8 Sam …

: Gotta say I’m enjoying the smooth sounds of the jazz vibraphonist. What about you, @lucyfort? …

: With a Dos Equis and @lucyfort! (@ Jazz in the Garden w/ 45 others) t.co/WA1042c

: Mike Nichols is directing Phillip Seymour Hoffman & Andrew Garfield in Death of a Salesman this …

: Making @Zippicurean’s tomato sauce recipe tonight for dinner and it smells delicious! …

: Wish I was on the houseboat with @alexsuttonn, @maxwadbw and (I’m guessing) @BWCakes and …

: Getting cupcakes with @lucyfort! She doesn’t like it when I give biology lessons to people in …

: DC folks: Lisa Hannigan is playing Oct. 12 at the 9:30 Club. Who’s coming with? // cc @rmpugh …

: Official dc moment @lucyfort #winning t.co/RPIjR7v

: Who knows if @rludwick47 is the real Ryan Ludwick, but check out who he just started following. …

: Nothing better than a Saturday afternoon watching the #Cubs collapse on national TV to the …

: Happy to be a Virgin! Wait…what are we called again?? RT @rmpugh: Welcome to Virginia …

: RT @kyee: Absolutely nuts ; Apple’s liquid $76 Billion in cash is more than the US govt has …

: RT @UKCoachCalipari: John Wall (@jimmywa11), Rajon Rondo (@rajonrondo) & Eric Bledsoe (@ebled24) …

: I just ousted @sexxy_redzz as the mayor of The Carlyle House Condominiums on @foursquare! …

: My cable box lists Breaking Bad as a “Comedy-Drama.” I must have lost my sense of humor …

: Just posted a photo instagr.am/p/IqDQV/

: Waiting on the movers to begin moving into the new place! t.co/iTdlmK1

: I think I’d rather have read National Treasure. RT @ckwadlington: @jwadlington uh, duh, false …

: Old @ckwadlington: what’s that book I read about the Archives? Me: the novelization of …

: Touring the battlefield with @ckwadlington and @MisterCarroll! (@ Gettysburg National Military Park) …

: Still recovering from this Southside Slopes Headwich from #Fatheads. Had a nice home-brewed IPA with …

: I just unlocked the “Bender” badge on @foursquare! 4sq.com/o00w58

: Incredible seats at an incredible park. #PNCPark #stlcards #pirates t.co/7sKZR0g

: Go Cards! #stlcards (@ PNC Park w/ 113 others) 4sq.com/nbGt1l

: Road trip to DC with @ckwadlington and @MisterCarroll with stops in Pittsburgh for #stlcards and …

: Doing donuts in the boat. (also known as me sucking at driving) #HellYeahKY t.co/0YkoA5x

: Out on the lake, jumping off the cliffs and getting ready to grill. #HellYeahKY t.co/hmKSSOs

: Here’s @MisterCarroll on the predominant form of transportation in KY. #HellYeahKY …

: Taking care of the chickens #HellYeahKY t.co/0S7uJvs

: Call from my uncle: “Jordon! Bring @awadlington. There’s a skunk in my garage and I need …

: And Red Stripe! RT @Zippicurean: @jwadlington Are those pancakes, bacon, and SunChips?

: Greatest supper ever! Thanks, @ckwadlington! t.co/4hT7mTq

: And #backtothefuture3!! RT @Zippicurean: Promise me @jwadlington that together we’ll see …

: RT @jrshoulders Nice. I was going to be your “friend” at trivia tomorrow night but since …

: Come over and help me watch the movers! RT @bengaskins: It really sucks that @jwadlington is leaving …

: A sampling of ladies' reactions to my impending homelessness RT @Beth_Boyd: @jwadlington swoon! RT …

: I don’t mean to turn all the Twitter ladies on, but I’m currently homeless, unemployed …

: I can, indeed! RT @Zippicurean: Last one, I promise. Rosemary bread is done. @jwadlington can attest …

: Ha- who would have ever thought that this would be my Sunday afternoon. #WWC2011 #STLCards …

: My apartment is available! RT @DuoFujin: @jwadlington We played near Baltimore this past season at …

: Any in the NOVA/DC/Baltimore area? RT @DuoFujin: Good news, everyone! New Duo Fujin performances …

: RT @MattSebek: I don’t know much, but I guarantee this is the creepiest thing you’ve …

: Last Emmy tweet: maybe Fringe is too out there for best drama nom (though, it’s top 3 on TV …

: Maybe #Community not being nominated is some meta joke that I’m just not getting. Can someone …

: Wow, Emmys. Do you really think Glee, Big Bang Theory and the Office (at this point) are better than …

: For real, aLoft hotel? You have Showtime, but not HBO? RT @notnek: @jwadlington You need HBO. The …

: That obviously means I’m watching the Weather Channel, which is now subjecting me to ballad …

: The day after the All-Star break sucks for TV sports watching.

: I just unlocked the “Animal House” badge on @foursquare! 4sq.com/oFvDJ9

: Having Ethiopian for lunch! I have a feeling when I move up here for good, all my tweets will be …

: I did this time and it was awesome! RT @Zippicurean: @jwadlington Always choose Thai!

: Trying to decide between the Thai place and the pizza place next to my new apartment! Suggestions?

: Well, it wouldn’t be Comcast if they didn’t get me one last time. Here’s the line …

: At the Rays/Cards game. Go Cards! #stlcards (@ Tropicana Field w/ 85 others) 4sq.com/mGYSH7

: I just unlocked the “Triple Play” badge on @foursquare! 4sq.com/mkmec9

: Happy birthday to @notnek. Hoping he gets in some quality lake time today and let’s me borrow …

: RT @Zippicurean: Oh my god, @jwadlington, you’re running for something?! I’m totes …

: Ha! Don’t count on it, but appreciate it! RT @barryefields: @jwadlington congrats, Jordon. If …

: KY folks: I’m going try to be up there the 20-25. Anyone who is there, we’ll hit the …

: Booz is an incredible org. that does incredible things. I’ll be in/out of Tally until 7/20. …

: Wanted to let everyone know that last week I accepted a Sr. Consultant position w/ Booz Allen …

: RT @CardsInsider: You guys are awesome! Congrats @rosenbrandon @jwadlington & @MichaelBittner. …

: RT @TheOnion: Kentucky DMV Introduces Game Of Chicken To Driver’s Test onion.com/cEL5Ck …

: Great weekend at the wedding! Glad I got to see @alexsuttonn, @clpancake, @sarahdaryani …

: Early morning round. I’ve spent more time on the golf course than doing wedding activities.

: Got the college poker game back together one last time the night from @awadlington’s wedding. …

: 72 degrees and 11:00 am tee time on a Friday? I’m pretty sure I can handle that.

: RT @jrshoulders: @jwadlington my friend is addressing me and showing concern for my future…

: Here’s @MisterCarroll on being retired: “Everyday is like Saturday…except Sunday. …

: Landed in Nashville on my way to @awadlington and @Lwad11’s wedding! Thinking about stopping …

: Damn you, Game of Thrones! I wanted to avoid reading you, but you’re too damn good!

: Too bug-eyed, but I see the resemblance! RT @kalalindsey: just me or does this weather dude look …

: RT @dgoold: #Cardinals confirm that Pujols has fracture in left wrist, will miss 4 to 6 weeks. …

: Doesn’t begin to describe it. RT @zack_adams: @jwadlington Magical.

: That’s a video on the last tweet, so give it some time to load.

: For everyone’s Monday viewing pleasure, here’s my father, @MisterCarroll herding …

: See ya 2011 season! #stlcards #Pujols

: Happy Father’s Day, @MisterCarroll! I got you a @twitter account for the occasion. …

: We’ve reached that time of year in Florida that meteorologists have officially designated as …

: Remember when I told the Academy how they could do Oscar nominations better? Well, they did it. …

: RT @TheAcademy: BREAKING #OSCARS NEWS: Rule change brings big surprise for Best Picture category - …

: Good luck to @bengaskins on his dissertation defense today. Don’t forget that the best defense …

: Quite handily beat, too, I might add. RT @joshgabe: just beat @jwadlington at words with friends! …

: Holy crap. I just watched the ninth episode of Game of Thrones.

: /David Duchovny. Watch out ladies. RT @Zippicurean: @jwadlington It’s your pre-Adam Scott …

: I was just told at a party full of Democrats that I look Kennedyesque. I guess that’s a good …

: Nike Zoom Vomero+ 5! Love ‘em! Best my legs have ever felt after 10Ks Can’t recommend …

: RT @bengaskins: Free beer tasting at the co-op, some blues downtown, and back to watch …

: Avg. time per mile for the 4 runs before new running shoes: 9:12, 9:17, 9:14, 9:05. For the 4 after: …

: RT @ThePoke: Absolutely spectacular advertising placement FAIL in today’s Daily Mirror: …

: I’m coming now! RT @bengaskins: One more reason @jwadlington should move to Charlotte with us …

: Happy to hear I have official permission. RT @blimphead: @jwadlington as a Cuban representative, I …

: Who’s got 50 thumbs and the best record in baseball? #stlcards

: False alarm, everyone. Found a Puerto Rican place with $.99 drafts. Got the Mofongo con masitas de …

: I need someone to reassure me that it’s not a problem if I eat Cuban food every time I come to …

: That’s a fairly daunting task ahead of me today. t.co/IaC8JFd

: Welcome to @twitter, @DuoFujin! By far the greatest saxophones/flute duo in the world. THE WORLD! …

: My family, without any mention of it from me, is playing an impromptu game of p or f.

: Just finished watching this afternoon’s #stlcards game. No better feeling than to have the …

: As if there was ever any doubt who would come out victorious in mini golf: t.co/IgCxZKo t.co/0fznGy7

: Conversation between my mother and I: @ckwadlington: those look hard and heavy Me: that’s what …

: Wadlingtons v. Kennedys instagr.am/p/FQ2OU/

: Testing the new running shoes instagr.am/p/FPCmc/

: Crescent and Palmetto instagr.am/p/FNJk3/

: My dad at his ADHD best instagr.am/p/FMzc8/

: Nothing like a nice, long beach run.

: Glad someone does! RT @kalalindsey: I love the nerdy technology convos between @notnek & …

: Going to be doing 30 hours worth of driving over the next week. Any music or podcast suggestions? …

: RT @UKCoachCalipari: Radio Silence is the sound you hear on twitter from the triumvirate & …

: While I’m on the Mr. Carroll’s hole in one bandwagon, notice he still shot four over for …

: Through back channels (aka @ckwadlington), here’s a copy of the scorecard. I’m a …

: “Proof” via @ckwadlington. Though, I can confirm that, while aceless, I can also raise 1 …

: …and yes, for those following along, #MrCarrollHoleInOneWatch is the official hashtag for …

: From @ckwadlington: “He screamed like a little girl!” #DontDoubtIt #developing …

: Rumor (aka @ckwadlington) has it that my dad, Mr. Carroll, just got a hole in one. Yet to confirm. …

: On the St. Augustine ghost tour. #uhoh

: I’m at St Augustine Beach (a1a beach blvd, F street, St Augustine) 4sq.com/ijQacp

: Heading to St. Augustine for the weekend. Got a house on the beach. Fun times will be had. …

: Not me! RT @notnek: I wonder how many people are actually in @culturedcode’s cloud sync …

: RT @bengaskins: @jwadlington Is “sensical” actually a word? #KentuckyJargon

: Mark the date. Rick Horton is saying sensical (and correct) things. #stlcards

: Just figured out what I’m wearing/bringing to my next #stlcards game. t.co/ghnQF2p

: Alright, #Royals, it’s evident that the #stlcards really want to lose this game. Why …

: I like dogs and I like beer, so as you can imagine Pints for Paws is pretty much the greater …

: RT @Zippicurean: @jwadlington is LITERALLY crying from laughing at Parks and Rec.

: I cannot think of any humanly reason that makes Parks and Rec so funny. I’m disappointed every …

: Heckler at the Marlins game: “Bilingual is better than being… single-lingual!” …

: At the Marlins game with @Beth_Boyd and @lionofbabylon t.co/AoyRyOO

: I’ve been to close to a hundred MLB games, but this is my first opportunity to boo the Cubs in …

: Gotta love the Marlins games. We’re parking literally 50 feet from the stadium. t.co/ybSiEm9

: Awesome Versailles Special! (Cubano with sausage) t.co/pb9FiYe

: Heading to Little Havana for some Cuban food!

: Just finished season two of Justified (yeah, I know I’m a little late). It will be a travesty …

: In other news, I’m teaching three courses at Governor’s Hurricane Conference next week. …

: So who’s interested? Lot’s of trips planned soonish (DC in 2 weeks, Myrtle Beach in 4 …

: People complain I don’t give them enough notice to seriously consider going on one of my major …

: I think my next major trip is climbing the Inca Trail to Machu Picchu. I have friends to stay w/ in …

: After the run I just had, you definitely want me to take a shower before tacos. Trust me. RT …

: Alright everyone, #Derby weekend is over. You may resume your generalizations of we Kentuckians as …

: Happy Mother’s Day, @ckwadlington! I’m happy I got to see you for a few hours! …

: At Busch. Cardinals are losing, but i think we’re ok with that. #stlcards t.co/jExd9La

: I’m at Busch Stadium (700 Clark St, St. Louis) w/ 155 others 4sq.com/kGqkxj

: RT @UKCoachCalipari: RT @UKAthleticsNews: Freshman Terrence Jones has decided to return to UK for …

: RT @TerrenceJones1: I’ve been enjoying being a college player & plan on striving to reach …

: …and by the Lou, I mean St. Louis, not Louisville. Though I imagine both places are going to …

: Leaving Kansas City and heading to the Lou this morning for more baseball and general tomfoolery. …

: RT @notnek: @jwadlington you can pay attention now, he just lost it. Heck of a great outing though.

: I know I should pay attention to the MLB game I’m actually physically present for, but Jaime …

: Tailgating with @ (among others) before the game! (@ Kauffman Stadium w/ 5 others) 4sq.com/jVxQ6B

: I just unlocked the “You’re not in Kansas Anymore” badge on @foursquare! …

: I’m at Arthur Bryant’s Barbeque (1727 Brooklyn Ave, 17th and Brooklyn, Kansas City) w/ 2 …

: The plan for today is to eat barbecue at least twice, go to the Boulevard Brewery and then head to …

: You know your fantasy team is in trouble when four of the first five @fangraphs' “What’s …

: Flying to Kansas City for a couple of days before heading onto the STL for @awadlington’s …

: I promise that whatever you’re having for dinner is not as good as what I’m having. …

: RT @Zippicurean: Bangers and mash and red onion marmalade with @jwadlington tonight!

: Probably a good thing I didn’t take Francsico Liriano out of my lineup tonight like I was …

: If my facial hair does not grow faster, my ‘stache will not be ready in time for …

: RT @OsamaInHell: Wait, what?

: Personally, I hope they nuked the bastard.

: Glad I didn’t go to bed early tonight…let’s get this press conference started.

: I like children & I like musicals, but always a relief when you check church bulletin before …

: Should @bengaskins, @Zippicurean and I watch Pot Zombies or Titanic 2? Decisions, decisions.

: Alright, world, you can collectively exhale. You again have the ability to call/text me. …

: home button on iPhone was wonky, so Apple replaced phone while I was in Tampa. New one stopped …

: I’ll be without a phone until tomorrow at the earliest, so if you need to get a hold of me, …

: I had a Bell’s Oberon Ale and Hebrew RIPA. Both awesome. RT @Zippicurean It doesn’t …

: Datz has won the coveted Best-Place-I’ve-Eaten-At-In-A-Long-Time award. #congrats …

: Why don’t we have restaurants with beer lists like this in Tallahassee? #datzdeli t.co/ap2ACyL

: I’m at Datz Deli (2616 South MacDill Ave, Barcelona, Tampa) w/ 5 others 4sq.com/gi1rCt

: RT @TheAVClub: Ron Swanson’s Turkey Burger is no longer just a Parks And Recreation fantasy. …

: On my way to Tampa and stuck in traffic. Looks like a semi rollover. Not pretty.

: Great Easter: church this morning, brunch with some old friends, homemade dinner with some great …

: Great Easter dinner tonight with great people. If only we’d sung ‘Low in the Grave He …

: …and the plan works to perfection. Game is called after six minutes & our starter is …

: Only @TonyLaRussa and the #stlcards would start a reliever and then use their planned starter in …

: The amount of productive hours in my day is being adversely affected by the sheer number of high …

: Someone get this for me, please RT @MattSebek Noodling with a Mike Leake shirt for this …

: Just had @lwad11 ask if 5 or 6 girls could come stay with me the second week of May. In other news, …

: The #stlcards spend the last two weeks playing at 10:10 & their first game back on normal time, …

: I just figured out that Nike+ shows me my splits. Hooray for even more numbers I can obsess about! …

: I splurged and bought the precut celery this week for a dollar more. I really spoil myself.

: Here are my pictures from my trip to California: t.co/QFm33Mf Great trip! Looking to make it again …

: Good & bad when #stlcards play Dodgers: 10:10 start time, but get to listen to Vin Scully call …

: Taking the red eye back tonight AND planning on going into work tomorrow. Don’t act like …

: I just unlocked the “Super Swarm” badge on @foursquare! 4sq.com/e5iQi1

: I’m at AT&T Park (24 Willie Mays Plaza, at 3rd St, San Francisco) w/ 163 others …

: …and Willie Mays is here! #geekingout

: At the Cards/Giants game! Couldn’t have picked a better day Buster Posey is being presented …

: I’m at Golden Gate Bridge (Golden Gate Bridge, US 101, San Francisco) w/ 13 others [pic]: …

: In front of the Golden Gate Bridge t.co/nXQOWSV

: We’re seriously considering eating In-N-Out for the second time today. #ballers

: There’s a beef jerky station at this wine tasting. #incredible It’s called …

: I’m having the most stereotypical California trip ever: Yosemite, wine country, casinos, …

: Eating breakfast and watching baseball. Can’t figure out if that’s awesome or not. …

: Couple more random pictures from Yosemite! I’ll post a gallery when I get home! t.co/u9CtXCu …

: Bridalveil Falls @ Yosemite instagr.am/p/C9fqg/

: Upper and lower Yosemite falls t.co/Yt6YM30

: Vista for Bridalveil falls in Yosemite. t.co/ysSC4X1

: Happy Birthday to George Michael Wadlington! Wish he was here to celebrate! t.co/2DFxCe0

: Trying to figure out which day to go to Yosemite. Today with 70% chance of snow or tomorrow with 80% …

: The flight to San Francisco has free access to Twitter & Wi-Fi for $9.99. I may buy it to watch …

: Cross-country flight today. Should I look faux-intellectual & read a book or trendy/toolish …

: Thank God for Jaime Garcia. #stlcards

: Not a good day in sports' world. #stlcards #Kentucky

: Florida contingent of #bbn will be there in spirit! RT @alexsuttonn On our way to Houston to watch …

: Keep forgetting that I’ll be in San Francisco next week to see friends & #stlcards. Also a …

: Glad that Mr. Carroll & old @ckwadlington will be down this weekend to watch #Kentucky …

: #cardspocalypse RT @dgoold: #Cardinals confirm Holliday to have appendectomy. His return will be …

: Greatest. Article. Ever. EVER. #cubssuck #stlcards RT @TheOnion Chicago Cubs Can’t Believe …

: I love Fridays when I’m super busy. #nosarcasm

: It’s going to be a long season.

: Alright everyone, I’m committing to radio silence until I see this afternoon’s #stlcards …

: Good to see Raz in 2 hole RT @CardsInsider Lineup for OD: Theriot 6, Rasmus 8, Pujols 3, Holliday 7, …

: How ridiculous can I be? I’m stressing over an extra $300 in my checking account because it …

: The week of Opening Day & Final Four is the uncontested best week of the year. Even a BCS-type …

: Rumor has it that today is Opening Day. And by ‘rumor,’ I mean this note I left for …

: If #Kentucky wins this game, it will be done in the next seven minutes. (three fouls on Henson)

: I know #Kentucky is ahead, but they really need to be doing a better job capitalizing on these #UNC …

: I’ll never pretend to know anything about college basketball ever again. #Kansas #VCU

: Six mile run, 18 holes of golf, #Florida loss and steaks with @bengaskins, @Zippicurean, Emily and …

: My last putt for a par. No one get your hopes up. t.co/21n6WoT

: Looking for a fourth for mine, @bengaskins and Oscar’s 1:30 tee time at Hillman. Perfect day …

: Kentucky!!!!!!!

: I know this is going to come as a surprise to people, but I’m receiving ridiculously poor …

: 100% worth it! RT @bengaskins: @jwadlington And another whole season of me and @ckwadlington calling …

: We were seconds….SECONDS!…..away from a perfect day in college basketball. #dukesucks …

: So, who hires Butler’s Brad Stevens after (at least) back-to-back Elite 8 appearances? He …

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